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MACHINE WHIRS

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MACHINE WHIRS

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COMPUTER BEEPS

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It's a giant monster!

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Ant, "If you call something a monster..."

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"...It becomes a monster". You're right.

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It's some sort of awesome creature!

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-Incredible.

-COMPUTER BEEPS

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I've never seen anything like it.

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And it's already all over the internet.

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Look, it's famous!

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And since I discovered it, I'm calling it...

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wait for it...

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Antzilla!

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You mean everyone on the internet can see this?

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Totally!

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I set up all our underwater location cameras to live stream -

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and maybe next year, in 3-D.

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Ant, what's the prime directive of our mission?

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To protect all life in the sea.

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You don't think maybe you've violated it?

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Erm...

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Your video has had 1.2 million hits so far,

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and that's not even the worst part.

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There are two types of people - the hunter and the hunted.

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Now, thanks to a post from...

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Ant Nekton, we've been warned of a huge, ravenous monster

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threatening our shores.

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It's time for you to choose a side.

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I've made my choice.

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My name is Devil Daniels

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and I hunt monsters.

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Uh-oh.

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My family are explorers.

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We have been for generations.

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While others look up to the stars,

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we know there are an infinite number of things

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that shine in the darkness below.

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There are things lurking in the seas that long ago vanished into myth.

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My family are explorers and we explore The Deep.

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CREATURE ROARS

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Name me any savage beast

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from any of the seven seas

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and chances are I've looked it in the eye.

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-Is this guy for real?

-Sea serpents, giant clams...

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-I have no idea.

-..things that the average person

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-couldn't even imagine...

-You haven't seen his tacky shows?

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"Devil Daniels Versus Jaws!

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"Devil Daniels Head-butts A Barracuda!

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"Devil Daniels: Fairy Penguins - Fluffy, cute, deadly."

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What? I have a broad general knowledge.

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Is that bad?

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Thanks to celebrity blogger Ant Nekton, I tracked this beast,

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but it proved a formidable adversary.

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Its razor-sharp claws almost took my favourite leg!

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Instead, the monster took a chunk of my boat,

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but it won't happen again.

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In the next 48 hours, I will catch it...

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Maybe he's going to take it to a conservation park?

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..and mount it in my trophy room.

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Aw...

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Not if we get there first.

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SUBMARINE CLANKS AND HUMS

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There's the camera.

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Hmm. No sign of the creature.

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No sign of the creature hunter either.

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There's definitely nothing here.

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-Ah!

-Ah!

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-Ugh.

-Ugh.

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The monster footage has four million hits,

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but look at the bright side...

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There's a bright side?

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..if Devil Daniels had captured that creature,

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it would be all over the net by now...

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True.

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..so we can still save it.

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No pressure.

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MACHINE HUMS

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-SHE SIGHS

-We covered around

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ten square nautical miles - and no sign of the creature.

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Maybe Devil Daniels won't find it either?

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Don't count on it.

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Dad, it's been three hours. Are you still mad at me?

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When I say "mad", I'm assuming more "disappointed".

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"Mad" is accurate.

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OK.

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Every day, more unusual and prehistoric creatures

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are appearing in our oceans.

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And why is that?

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I don't know,

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but we can't afford to have them exposed to the world

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until people are ready.

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ANT SIGHS I'm really sorry, Dad.

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-WILL SIGHS

-I know.

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This big guy's a real mystery, Jeffrey.

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You like him, huh? That's good enough for me.

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As your best friend,

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I believe you're an excellent judge of character.

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Ah, ah... The monster came and destroyed everything!

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It was huge, like a...

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like a huge thing,

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but much huger!

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It smashed my boat into tiny little pieces!

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What we want to know is - who's looking out for us?

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Ah, simple, humble fisherfolk...

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Did he call us "simple"?

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The latest victims of a cruel and vicious attack

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by an untamed monster from the deep.

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Oh, no...

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These people need a champion - a hero.

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I believe one man can make a difference

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and I humbly offer myself as that hero.

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I doubt this guy has ever done anything humbly.

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That doesn't seem to matter to people.

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He's got over six million subscribers.

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We can't help it if people believe everything they see on the internet.

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Ha! I don't.

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You joined a forum discussing invisible time-travellers.

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They exist! They're the ones who hide my socks

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-and then put them back where I just looked!

-Hmm.

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Watch. Do you see your monster?

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Not really.

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Exactly.

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Shaky cameras, cheesy, dramatic music,

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strange edits that cut away before we see any of the creature -

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Daniels just uses these things to sell more

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Devil Daniels T-shirts, caps, and action figures.

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He has action figures?! Why don't we have action figures?

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Ant, focus.

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I'm thinking if he can use viral videos to scare people...

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Why can't we?

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OK, going live in three, two, one,

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action!

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Hi, we're the Nektons, coming to you live from the Aronnax

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with an important message.

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Ahem.

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Some of you may have seen footage of an unidentified creature.

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Perhaps called Antzilla.

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It's not called Antzilla!

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I streamed the footage by mistake

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and now some people want to hurt this innocent creature.

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Kaiko?

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We just want to say that hunting is not the answer.

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All sea creatures deserve protection.

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What? Did I mess up the last line?

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Do you want us to do another take?

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(Dad, this is live.)

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Oh, oh!

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It's too easy to expect the worst.

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Most ocean creatures are more afraid of us

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-than we are of...

-CREATURE ROARS

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ALL: Ah!

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Ah! Ugh! Grab whatever you can!

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THEY GRUNT AND YELL

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THEY YELL

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Ugh. OK, let me get us stable again.

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-Whoa! Whoa!

-Ah! Ah! Ah!

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Don't look so happy, Jeffrey.

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I'm going to have to talk to you about stranger danger.

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CREATURE ROARS

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SHE GASPS

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Ant!

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Activate the shields!

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No, wait!

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CREATURE MOANS

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Come back!

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SHE SIGHS

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Uh-oh. This is still going out live.

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Terrifying live scenes, as the famous Nekton family...

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-Ah!

-Ah!

-..were attacked by a bloodthirsty sea monster,

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seconds after telling the world it was harmless.

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Is no-one safe?

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Well, no, not really.

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Dangerous?

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I heard it has acid for blood and fangs inside its gills!

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What have we learned?

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Don't do a live-to-air video, ever.

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That's the obvious one.

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Oh, set the sonar to warn us before an imminent collision.

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Good.

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We need more handles.

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When we tip, we need more things to hold on to.

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There are dents and scrapes, but the hull looks sound.

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Ah! Small crack.

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You know, maybe we've also learnt that this creature is

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erratic and unpredictable.

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It's dangerous.

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It's not dangerous.

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It did attack us, Ant, unprovoked.

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Just because the creature hit us, doesn't mean it was attacking us.

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We're supposed to protect all creatures.

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People are creatures too, Ant.

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This creature is acting very odd.

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See? Jeffrey agrees with me. He likes the creature.

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I'm sure the creature would like Jeffrey too -

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a nice, light snack.

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It wasn't attacking us. It was trying to tell me something.

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"Have you seen my extra-extra-large contact lens?"

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I think it's afraid.

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-SHE GASPS

-That sneaky monster hunter!

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I don't see talons anywhere, or even arms!

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Hmm, me neither.

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There are no scratch marks on the Aronnax.

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And he said it had claws - where?

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I told you he was up to something. What's that?

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-There's something shiny near the...

-COMPUTER BEEPS

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-KAIKO:

-'I need you back inside. The creature's been sighted again.'

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The sea monster has just been spotted returning to

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tiny, defenceless Tweed Island, and I am in transit.

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Save us, Devil Daniels! It's coming!

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Monster hunter! Monster hunter!

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He has action figures?

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Why don't we have action figures?

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Will, focus.

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People of Tweed Island, the day of reckoning has arrived.

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I offer nothing but my toil, sweat, tears and a promise...

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Oh, here we go. Cue the dramatic music.

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I shall fight it on the beaches.

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I shall fight it on the seas and oceans.

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I shall defend your island and never surrender!

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That's it. Let's go!

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ENGINE RUMBLES

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SONAR PINGS

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Hello, viewers.

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A question here from MonsterHater886, who asks,

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"Hunting - is it more preparation or luck?"

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Heh-heh. Excellent question.

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I would say it's all about good preparation,

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which is, of course, another way of saying I make my own luck.

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WATCH BEEPS

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Ah-hah! Thar she blows!

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Oh, no.

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We're not going to make it.

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Almost too easy.

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-Come on, come on...

-SONAR PINGS

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Say goodbye, Monster.

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Whoa!

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Brilliant, a plot twist.

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MACHINE HUMS

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No! How dare you?

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HE PANTS

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ENGINE ROARS

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-I'll head him off.

-MACHINE WHIRS

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HE PANTS

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No!

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-BOAT THUDS

-Ah!

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Ugh!

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HE PANTS

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Devil Daniels, we need to talk.

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Did he just run and hide?

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-SHE SCOFFS

-Some "champion".

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Excuse me, Mr Daniels.

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No. No. Don't say "excuse me".

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I'm sorry?

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Stop apologising. Just take charge!

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Kick down my door!

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Oh, must I do everything myself?

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Huh, I guess it's true -

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the camera really does add ten pounds.

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REMOTE BEEPS AND MACHINE WHIRS

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Just look at you, Nektons. Beautiful.

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Ideal adversaries.

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We have the bookish giant...

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Excuse me?

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..the fiery conservationist...

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Fiery?!

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..the skeptical teen...

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I don't know about that.

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..and, finally, the excitable, impulsive, non-stop child.

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Thanks. I have a fast metabolism.

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Ho-ho, you guys are perfect casting for the villains of my story...

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Villains?!

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..but not quite villainous enough for modern audiences,

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so how about we reshoot your entrance, huh?

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-Mr Daniels, we need to talk...

-Be more aggressive for the camera.

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Hey, hey, if kicking the door down doesn't work for you,

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we can workshop something else.

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If you just stop talking for a second, I can...

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Oh, light-bulb moment!

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You drive a jet-ski through the window.

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We are not going to be part of your ridiculous video.

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Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!

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Work that anger!

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Call off your hunt, now.

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Erm, let me think for a second. Erm, no.

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I am the most downloaded sea adventurer on the planet.

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I can't let down my fans.

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Sometimes I care too much.

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A true sea adventurer is a guardian of the deep, not a hunter.

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"Guardian Of The Deep". Oh, that's great. Very marketable.

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You, erm... You own that catchphrase?

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So either the monster has these things for hands,

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which would be totally cool,

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or I'd say you were lying about how dangerous this creature is.

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OK, so I exaggerate a tad.

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The damage to those fishing boats?

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Old footage - great editing, though.

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-And the fishermen?

-Paid extras.

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(Paid way too much for those lacklustre performances.)

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So, you shoot, edit, and broadcast everything by yourself.

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Ambitious little monster hunter, aren't you?

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OK, let's see what else isn't real.

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Listen, I give people what they want - danger and drama.

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-Cue the monster!

-WATCH BEEPS

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CREATURE ROARS

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Come on, big guy, we're not the enemy.

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It's OK. We'll help you.

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Farewell, my valiant foes.

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Ugh.

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HE INHALES

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Blast!

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He's taking the rover.

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Not if I can help it! Ah!

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Ugh...

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Go! He's coming for you!

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Oh, come on. Come on.

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Ha-ha! I love this machine!

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Net-launcher versus monster,

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and we'll be right back for the thrilling climax.

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And now, it's my net-launcher against your colossal bulk!

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Time for the final act,

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you magnificent, but sadly doomed, beast!

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CREATURE CRIES OUT IN PAIN

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What is that thing?

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I can't let this happen!

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I've got a plan, but you'll really hate it.

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That's normal. Huh?

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-ENGINE SPLUTTERS

-We're going nowhere -

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the intake valve is flooded.

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Hold on tight.

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-Hit it!

-Hang on!

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MACHINE WHIRS Ah! Ah!

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Ant, it's too dangerous!

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How else can I get to him in time? It's a foolproof plan!

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I'm thinking there could be holes in the plan - personal opinion.

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Have you got the slightest idea what you're doing?

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Technically? No.

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Here, you're the pilot. Dad, let me show you something.

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Aaargh!

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Ugh, sorry!

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Note to self,

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"Swimming - good. Flying - bad."

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Ah!

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What's that?

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More video from a few days ago. He kept this quiet.

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CREATURE WHINES IN PAIN

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I knew that shiny thing wasn't natural.

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Daniels attacked the creature, not the other way around.

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Ant was right. The creature was never dangerous -

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Daniels just makes it dangerous.

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What? Please repeat.

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I said, "It wasn't dangerous."

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No, the first sentence.

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Ugh. "Ant was right".

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Please repeat!

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Ant, listen up. Daniels is electro-shocking the creature.

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What? How?

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A device in its skin, activated by his bracelet.

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Ant, can you hear me?

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Can't talk - have to take a deep breath.

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What? Why?

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I'm coming, big guy!

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It's a giant seahorse.

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Innocent boy in a world of trouble.

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His only hope -

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-Devil Daniels, Guardian Of The Deep!

-CREATURE GROANS

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CREATURE MOANS IN PAIN

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CREATURE GROANS

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Oh-ho-ho, no, you don't.

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-CREATURE GROANS

-Surely it's only a matter of time

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before the beast prevails.

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The boy's eyes plead, "Save me, Devil!"

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CREATURE GROANS

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But now, at last, the endgame!

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CREATURE GROANS

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CREATURE MOANS

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-No!

-CREATURE GROANS

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Ah!

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GLASS CREAKS

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Uh-oh.

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CREATURE GRUMBLES

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CREATURE SCREECHES

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-Hmm!

-CREATURE GROWLS

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This is still going out live and it's getting a bit too real.

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CREATURE GROWLS

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Mmm! Hmm! Mmm!

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CREATURE GROWLS

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Mmm! Hmm! Hmm!

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CREATURE GROWLS

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It saved him? Oh, even I wouldn't do that.

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Well, maybe I would, but I'd sure have to think about it.

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CREATURE GROWLS

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-Whoo-hoo-hoo!

-Ah!

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-Ha-ha!

-Ah!

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See?

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-That's why we need action figures.

-WATER SPLASHES

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Incredible!

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It saved him after he tried to make a trophy out of it!

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I love that monster!

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As I've always said,

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this magnificent, giant seahorse must be protected,

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so vote to "save" on my online petition.

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This is Devil Daniels, Guardian Of The Deep.

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He stole my catchphrase!

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Oh, well, at least that's all he got.

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Are we there yet?

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Not for a few more hours. It's a long way to

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-the most remote spot I know.

-SONAR PINGS

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Do you think he'll be happy way out there?

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Will there be any cameras around?

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No way.

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He'll be happy.

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-You'll see when we get there.

-MACHINE BUZZES

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Or maybe I could keep him?

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Forget it.

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