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# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# One | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
# Hey, hey, hey, hey | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
# Welcome along for the ride | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
# You and me and Zig and Zag | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
# When our weird worlds collide | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
# It may seem a little mad | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
# But you can't close your eyes | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
# Or you'll miss it | 0:00:18 | 0:00:19 | |
# Hold on tight No-one's driv-driv-driving | 0:00:19 | 0:00:23 | |
# It's time to get on with it Not too late | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# Start counting Are your engines on? | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
# We can't wait | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
# Count down, this is our time | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
# Five, four, three, two | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
# Time for Zig And Zag! # | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
Welcome back to Posh Nosh. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:45 | |
And now my absolutely favourite bit of the show. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
Over to you at home for your top posh dinner party tasty tales. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:52 | |
Ah, well, we had a simply super summer soiree last Sunday | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
serving sweetcorn soup, sprinkled with sage. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Sensational. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
Ahh... CRASH | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
Hey Zag, how come we don't have any | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
top posh dinner party stories to tell? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
We're so classy with food and whatnot and stuff... | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
-HICCUP -Huh, search me, Zigaroo! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
It could be that we've actually never actually been to | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
an actual dinner party or actually held a single actual dinner party. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:20 | |
Actually, you're right. And you've given me an ingenious idea. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
-Oh! We should each get a unicorn? -No. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
We should so hold our own posh dinner party! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
It would be an unforgettable evening. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
Now, all we need are some tip-top dinner guests. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
-BEEP BEEP -Huh? -Oh! | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
BOTH: The Joneses! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
Oh, botheration! Ugh! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
-Ah, felicitations of the morn, Mr Jones! -Oh... -Hi, Mr J! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
-Oh, let me give you a hand! -Ugh! No, I'm fine! Ah! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:51 | |
Oh! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
-Oh...Wow! Wow...Oh! -You're welcome. We came to give you this. | 0:01:54 | 0:02:00 | |
-Oh, no, wait, that's my lucky chewing gum. -D'oh, what is it? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
Only a VIP invitation to the poshest dinner part-ay that Burbia | 0:02:04 | 0:02:09 | |
-has ever seen. At Zogly Manor, tonight. -Tonight? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:14 | |
-Sorry boys, we can't. We've got our own VIP staying. -Ooh... | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
FANFARE | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Huh. I never knew they could play the violin. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
-Huh... -Ooh. -How do you do? -The Queen, Zig! It's the Queen! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:31 | |
Mrs Jones: Hello Auntie! Ma'am. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
-You look younger than on the stamps. -Oh. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
-Urgh! -You've got the Queen staying! | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
-Did you win a competition or something, heh-heh? -Oh! Aw! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
-It's just Mrs Jones' posh Auntie. -Mrs Jones' Auntie is the Queen? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:50 | |
-That's not what I said. -Zig! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
That means we get to invite the Queen to our dinner party. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
-We'll treat her like royalty. -Hang on. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
-This is a posh dinner party, right? -Yes, indeedy. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
And you'd be doing all the cooking and serving | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
and running around after her? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
Oh, yeah! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
Hurry up with my suitcase, Jones! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
ZIG AND ZAG: Hee-hee! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Oh... You're on. See you at 7:30. Oh... | 0:03:13 | 0:03:18 | |
Our first-ever posh dinner party and it's only a royal one! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
Hah, take that, TV! | 0:03:22 | 0:03:23 | |
BOTH: Zog Drop! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
# Hi ya wa na ha ha Hi ya wa na ha ha | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
# Hi ya wa na ha ha Hi ya wa na hey! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
# HEY! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
# Hi ya wa na ha ha Hi ya wa na ha ha | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
# Ohh... | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
# Hi ya wa na ha ha Hi ya wa na hey! # | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
-Doo doo doo... -Ooh! Smelling mighty fine, Ziggy boy! | 0:03:35 | 0:03:40 | |
Oh, yeah, ah...It's my speciality- | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
-sauerkraut and strawberry bootlace soup. -Delicious! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
Then we're having duck a la yellow followed by chocolate surprise! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
-What's the surprise? -No chocolate. But plenty of mustard ice cream! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
-Ha-ha-ha! -And who doesn't like mustard ice cream? -Bum bum bum... | 0:03:55 | 0:04:00 | |
-Huh? Oh, no! We're out of ketchup! -Quick! To the Mini-Mart! | 0:04:00 | 0:04:05 | |
This is a serious amount of ketchup, Ziggly-Wiggly. Having a barbecue? | 0:04:05 | 0:04:10 | |
-No, Nellie. A posh dinner party. -Posh? Yeah right. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:15 | |
When you're hosting royalty, you don't want to run out of ketchup! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
-What would one drink? -Oh! You're right Zag! One more! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
-Ha-ha. -Wow...Ugh! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
Clean up on aisle three, please. Clean up on aisle three. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
Hmm. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
Mm. Excellent vintage. The Queen will be pleased! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
Well, if you two REALLY have the Queen coming round, | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
you need better manners. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
-Better what? -Oh... -Pray tell, what are these "Mahn-ers" you speak of? | 0:04:45 | 0:04:50 | |
Manners! | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
Like, don't talk with your mouth full of crisps, | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
-not spilling ketchup on the floor! -Ugh, manners are hard. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:59 | |
If you think you need help, which FYI, you so do, | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
-a posh lady left a stack of leaflets about some course you can take. -Ah? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:06 | |
-Oh... -What? Teaching good manners since 1979, that's the one! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
-Come Zigman! -Ay ay, Captain Long-Zag! -Not that leaflet! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
Hence us forth to some learning! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Oh... | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
Oh, well. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:19 | |
You must be Barking Academy, teaching good manners since 1979. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
-This must be the place. -Let's get our manners on, girlfriend. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
-Hee-hee! -Ha-ha! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
-Who's a pretty pup? Who's a pretty pup? Who's a pretty pup? -And sit! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
WOOF WOOF | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Ah...Why didn't the others bring chairs? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
I don't know. No manners, dear boy, no manners. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
-Woohoo! -Zig! -Oh! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Huh huh huh...Grrr! | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
Rargh! | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
-Ha-ha ha. -Mm. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
ZIG AND ZAG: Ha-ha ha! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Mmh. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:11 | |
Now, after all that hard work, | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
it's important to reward ourselves with some play. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
-Woo! -Hee-hee-hee! -Playtime! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
-Whoa... -Oh. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
Ah, ah, oh... Ha-ha-ha-ha. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Oh. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
Oh, dear. Go! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
Yes, how can one improve on perfection, ha-ha? Hmm... | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
-Oh, like that! -DOORBELL RINGS | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
-Oh! -Oh! They're here! Time to impress the Queen. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
Remember, Zig, manners, manners, manners. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
-Ah, Your Majesty, welcome to Zogley manner. -Sniff sniff sniff. -Oh! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
-Heel, Zig, heel! -Lovely, glossy coat, Your Maj. -And a nice wet nose. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:07 | |
-Shows good breeding. -Oh! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Oh... | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
Now, you're all being allowed up on the furniture just this once. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
-It's a special occasion. -And sit! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
-And stay! -ZIG HUMS | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
Ha-ha, who's a good boy? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
Ah ha-ha-ha... | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
Oh. Ew. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
-Zag, which spoon do I use again? -Zig, remember your manners. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
-What were we taught? -Oh, yeah, sorry. -Oh! Oh... | 0:07:39 | 0:07:45 | |
-Oh...Ew. -Oh. Mm. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:53 | |
Oh! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:56 | |
-Waste not, want not! -Oh! | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
-And for dessert, chocolate surprise! -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:08:01 | 0:08:06 | |
Ah... Oh. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Ooh! Is there mustard in the ice cream? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Ha-ha, surprise! | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
-A drink, Mr Jones? -Have you got anything else? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
But of course, bon voyage. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
-Is that salad cream?! -That's right, Mr J. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
You have an excellent palate. It's a very good vintage. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
Best before October. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
-Oh... -Ha-ha ha... | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Zig, I am no longer 100% confident | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
that our guests are enjoying themselves. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
I know what you mean. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Queenie's not said a word all evening. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
Ohh... | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
Mm. Back in a mo. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
-So, um, who wants their tummy tickled? -Mmm... -Oh! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
Oh, marshmallow of destiny, oh, wise and wobbly one, | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
why isn't everyone enjoying themselves? | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
We did everything we were taught at the Academy. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
Ahh...But are you sure you did everything, Zig? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:13 | |
Don't you remember, it can't be all manners and no play. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:18 | |
Ah! I'm losing them, Zig. Mrs Jones is baring her teeth at Mr Jones! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
-All manners and no play, hmm. -That's it, Zigmond! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
They need to burn off that delicious dinner they've just scoffed. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
Hey everyone, et vous! We shall now be adjourning to "la garden". | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
-Now, I know what you've all been thinking. -Can we go home yet? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
When, oh, when will we have some classy dinner party games? | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
-Well, wait no more! -TRUMPETS: Doo doo | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
-Your Queenliness, as guest of honour, you get first go. -Mmm. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
-Look! I think she's coughing up a furball. -Mmm... Oh. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:56 | |
-Oh! -Ah-ha-ha-ha! This is the most fun ever! Ha-ha! | 0:09:56 | 0:10:04 | |
-Hee-hee. -Ha-ha! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Dinner parties are normally such stuffy affairs. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
My visits to my niece are usually so very dull. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
But Auntie, you've looked cross all evening. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Well, one can't laugh at the dinner table, can one? | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
It wouldn't be mannerly. It's been a struggle keeping it in. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:25 | |
But now we're outside, well, let's have some fun! Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
ZIG AND ZAG: Ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho, yay! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
Come on! | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Best dinner party I've ever been to! Woof woof! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:40 | |
# Five, four, three, two, one | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
-# Hey! -One! -Hey! -One! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
# Hey! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
# Hey, hey, hey | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
# Hey, hey, hey | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
# Five, four, three, two | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
# That was Zig And Zag! # | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 |