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# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two

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# One

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# Hey, hey, hey, hey

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# Welcome along for the ride

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# You and me and Zig and Zag

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# When our weird worlds collide

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# It may seem a little mad

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# But you can't close your eyes

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# Or you'll miss it

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# Hold on tight No-one's driv-driv-driving

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# It's time to get on with it Not too late

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# Start counting Are your engines on?

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# We can't wait

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# Count down, it's Zig and Zag time

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# Five, four, three, two

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# Time for Zig And Zag! #

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Oh, boy, oh, boy. Was that an idea we had last night,

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or was that an idea we had last night?

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That wasn't just an idea, Ziggy-the-Zig-most-Zigmeister.

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That was the best idea ever in the entire history of best ideas ever!

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Just think, in a few minutes,

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we will be the first ever to do their weekly shopping...

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-BOTH:

-..three-legged!

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We'll be famous. We'll be stars.

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We'll have our own chocolate bars.

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Yes, bro. We might even become what every Earthling dreams of becoming.

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We could even be...

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-BOTH:

-..overnight Internet sensations!

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-THEY CHUCKLE

-Hi, how you doing? Yeah.

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-Good to see you.

-Oh, yeah. Good to see you.

-Looking good.

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-Thanks for coming.

-Hi, there.

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Oh, why aren't we being mobbed?

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SHOUTING

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What?

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Ooh.

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-Hi, Nellie.

-Hi, sweet-cheek-coochie-boy.

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Ah, Maida Vale, ma cucaracha.

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-What?

-What's the happening?

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Only four hours to go and then it's...

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Jonjo time!

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BOTH: Wait! Not Jonjo Smiley, Internet singing sensation?

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With 3,225,452 views for his latest video?

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Uh, 3,225,453.

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SINGING FROM PHONE

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# Ah-ah! #

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Yep, he's coming on stage right here to perform his one hit wonder

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and launch his new signature scent, Only Cologny.

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So, to put it another way,

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-you're not all queueing up to get selfies with me and Zig?

-Huh?

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-Dream on, what's-yer-name.

-Aw!

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I can't wait to get a bottle of that limey scent

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that lingers like a long lost love.

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He's so cool.

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Hmm, cool celebs have their own scents.

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-HE GASPS

-Zig, hold on to your zogabongs!

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I have an ingenious idea!

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-We want Jonjo!

-Come on.

-We want Jonjo!

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We want Jonjooo...!

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People weren't ready for the three-legged shoppers.

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They want smells.

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HE CHUCKLES That we can give them.

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-HE SNIGGERS

-No!

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If we want to be famous Internet sensations,

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we'll have to make our own parfum.

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Yes, we'll create the perfect spray

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that will have the whole world at our feet.

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HE CHUCKLES

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CROWD CHANTS: We want Jonjo!

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Did you hear that, sir?

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Sounds like those devilish aliens are planning something big!

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Duty calls.

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But I so wanted to see Jonjo.

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At least we got the T-shirt, sir.

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Right, perfume, smells.

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Nellie said Only Cologny had a limey zest that lingers.

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Hoo-ooh!

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But, Zag, I hate limes!

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They make my face go like this.

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Eurgh. I know what you mean.

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They make mine go like this.

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-HE GASPS

-I think they're shape-shifting!

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Eugh!

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Phew, that's a relief.

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We don't have any limes anyway.

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Hm, what do we have?

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-Bacon and eggs.

-Brilliant!

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Who can resist the smell of bacon and eggs in the morning?

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Oh, and fish and chips at night?

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Excell-ante! Two mouthwatering scent ideas.

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A wake-me-up morning one and a romantic evening fragrance.

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We are on a roll.

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HE SNIFFS

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-I love the smell of hot bread rolls!

-Who doesn't?

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BOTH: Three ideas!

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MUSIC PLAYS

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Ha-ha.

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Hee-hee-hee. Ooh!

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Mmm.

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Ha-ha.

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Ooh.

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Mmm!

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Hold on to your nose, world.

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Here we come!

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CROWD GROANS AND CHATTERS IN DISGUST

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Oh, I'm not sure the world's ready for bacon and egg perfume.

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-Tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet.

-Coo, coo.

-Peck-peck. Tweet-tweet.

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Don't worry, Zig. There's always our evening fragrance.

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Push, push, push, push.

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Oh, Mr President!

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DISGUSTED GROANS FROM INSIDE SHOP

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Fish and chips. Six times.

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-Open or wrapped?

-Blended!

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-Yeah! Ha-ha-ha.

-Oh, boy.

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This fishy fragrance is making my mouth water already.

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Mine, too! And my eyes.

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CATS MEOWING

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Huh?

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Uh-oh.

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Run!

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MEOWING

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Come back, Mr President!

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Oh, phew. That was close.

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The fishy fragrance is just too irresistible...

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-to cats.

-But if we don't have a perfume that Earthlings love,

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we'll never be cool celebs.

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Hmm, we need to find something special. Something spectacular.

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Something out of this world.

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Ooh.

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-Here.

-Thank you.

-Here.

-Thank you.

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Ooh, didn't know we had this.

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A touch of cosmic ray repellent.

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A splash of anti-asteroid powder.

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A pinch of dark matter.

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THEY GIGGLE EXCITEDLY

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Me first, me first.

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HE SNIFFS

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I must say, I think it's missing something.

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Aaaaah!

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Why are you looking at me like that?

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Argh!

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HE PANTS

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Stand still, I can't smell you!

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It's not very scenty.

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Oh, this is useless.

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Did you hear a voice just then, Zag?

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Oh. Zag?

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-What can you see, sir?

-That's just it, Honey.

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I can't see anything.

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The alien slime are developing an invisibility weapon.

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We need to get our hands on it.

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Aw, we'll never find a perfume that works.

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-Aw.

-Hmm.

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HE SNIFFS Ah! A-ha!

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Hey, Zag. Did you know flowers smell?

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And earthlings love flowers.

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Ahead of you, Bro. Let's get our smell on.

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Uh, a bit of this.

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BOTH: Uh-guh-guh-guh-guh-guh.

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Mmmm. Flowery.

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But not flowery-wowery! Follow me, Zigmondo.

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Huh?

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Mm-mm-hmm.

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Mm-mm-mm-hmm.

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Argh!

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Woah-ho!

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Oh! Oh-ho-ho!

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Ah, this is it, Zigmeister. We've nailed it.

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Ooh. That'll put hairs on your granny.

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Let's hope so, Bro.

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Now, let's bottle it up and get it to the shopping centre.

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We'll be famous smell-ebrities in no time.

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-Oh!

-Ah!

-Oh!

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What is that awful smell?

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I think you'll find that's us, ma petite dejeuner.

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Roll up! Roll up! Get your odours 'ere.

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Special offer, two bucketfuls for the price of three. Come on, ladies.

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You know you want some.

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Oi, you two, stop spraying that awful smell.

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You'll ruin Jonjo's launch.

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And if we see you in here again, you'll be in big trouble.

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-Yeah.

-Oh!

-Ah!

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Hurry up, Honey. That invisibility spray is all the evidence we need

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to prove the aliens are planning world domination.

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-Oh, no fairsies.

-Huh?

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-I hear you, Bro.

-Quick, they're back!

-Got it, sir.

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Zig, I think it's time to accept

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that we'll never be famous for our smell.

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But we didn't even get to see Jonjo perform.

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Ah! Hmm.

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Never fear, Zigster. I have a plan.

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But the security guard says if he sees us again,

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we'll be in big trouble.

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A-ha! But he won't see us.

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I feel silly going out in just my pants.

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It's all part of the plan, Zig, and, besides,

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we might be invisible but we're not going out in the nudie!

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Hello, Burbia.

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I'm Jonjo! Hope you enjoy my hit.

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And get a load of my new smell, Only Cologny!

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Fantastic!

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# I'm feeling harsh

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# I'm feeling dry

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# I'm feeling like I might cry

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# I can feel my legs shake

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# Hope my voice don't break

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# When I'm alone, your lips I miss

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# Cos without your kiss... #

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-Huh?

-Awesome!

-Awesome!

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-Brilliant!

-Awesome!

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Hey, Pants, come and join me on stage!

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-Yeah!

-Sick!

-Brilliant.

-Fantastic!

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Good job, getting this invisibility spray.

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The general will be delighted.

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Shouldn't we get it back to HQ, sir?

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And miss Jonjo? Are you crazy?

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I don't think we'll see much from here, sir.

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I know exactly how to get a closer look, Honey.

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I'll use the invisibility spray.

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Do you think that's wise, sir?

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Yeugh! I don't think that's the invisibility spray, sir.

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BOOING

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-Huh?

-Huh? Yaarggh!

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Oh, Mr President!

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Come on, everyone, and Pants. Let's dance!

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Never ever go. Ever, ever. Ever, ever, ever go.

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Pants are cool!

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Oh, this is the proudest day of my life!

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My pants on stage and everyone cheering them!

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We might not be famous, Zig, but our pants are.

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They're awesome. They're celebrities.

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BOTH: They're overnight Internet sensations!

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Yeah!

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Five, four, three, two, one!

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Five, four, three, two... # Time for Zig and Zag! #

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