Beautiful Girl Doctors

You're going to be late.

-I'm dying.

-No, you're hungover.

Tell Bazza I'm sick.

Or you could write me a doctor's note.

That's genius! Why didn't I think of that before?

No, I'm not writing you a doctor's note. Now get up, or you'll lose your job.

Didn't you say you really liked this job?

It was like a babe pick 'n' mix counter?

It's today!

-What is?

-The Miss Letherbridge University Beauty Pageant!

They still do that kind of thing?

-I need medical assistance.

-You'll be fine, mate.

It's an emergency! Haven't you got something tucked

away in your medical bag?

Fine, if it means I'll get you out of the house,

I'll find you two aspirin.

And don't forget I'm at the station today. I can't give you a lift.

What?

Excuse me?

Excuse me. We need to report a missing person.

-Two people! One's a baby.

-If you see the desk sergeant...

Driver. Tell him he'll just have to wait!

I'm sure someone will see you soon.

So how was the rest of the party? Did I miss anything?

No.

Just, you know, normal.

People getting to know each other.

Talking of people getting to know each other, it's team-building day tomorrow.

I thought everyone was going on a computer course.

-That's changed.

-Right.

Of course. So what are we doing now?

Haven't decided yet. Sadly, the white-water rafting centre was fully booked.

Never mind, I'll think of something.

Before I forget, could you check to see when they're coming to fix the boiler?

-Is Barry here?

-I haven't seen him.

-Yeah, about last night...

-Don't worry about it.

Mandy very kindly helped me clear up this morning.

-How's the head?

-A bit ropey first thing,

but now I'm back to my usual peak of physical fitness.

Oh! Smells like something died.

Where have you been?

You were supposed to meet me

outside the union at 09:00 hours.

I specifically asked you not to be late!

-I thought you said meet you here!

-I did not!

I've already got an angry mob of militant feminists to deal with,

and the contestants haven't even arrived yet!

Excuse me?

What? The university's holding a beauty pageant?

There are protestors outside already.

Eh, you don't think they'll start burning bras, do you?

We should probably get a fire extinguisher ready, just in case.

This is...

-Brilliant?

-No, it's degrading!

-To be fair, it is all for charity.

-It's still exploitation!

I'm just doing my job, love.

Come on, you.

-Sorry to keep you waiting.

-Busy morning?

One of our CSOs got stabbed last night.

She tried to stop a fight.

Still in intensive care in St Phil's. Only 25.

Half CID are tied up taking witness statements.

We could do the briefing another time if you want?

-It's just the usual.

-You're here now. It won't take long, will it?

PHONE RINGS I told you I'm in a briefing.

Dr Clay?

All right.

You're needed. Problem at reception. Come on, we can walk and talk.

That's it, nice and slow. Take it easy, honey.

Hi, I'm Dr Clay. Could you sit up straight for me, please?

-Her name's Laura.

-What's happened?

It's her asthma.

Do you have an asthma pump on you, Laura?

It's run out.

OK. Lucky for you. When I'm here, I always carry a spare just in case.

Hold it down as long as possible.

Stress tends to set people off.

Like being kept hanging around all morning?

It's a very busy day.

Busy? There's a child missing!

We're talking about kidnapping here.

-Kidnapping?

-Murder, even!

I'll get someone to take a statement as soon as possible.

Next time someone's struggling to breathe, call an ambulance!

As soon as she can move, take them through to the interview room.

I'll get someone to meet them there and take a statement.

If it's OK with you, I'd like to stay with her for a bit?

-Just in case.

-OK.

That's why Jimmi's so uptight at the moment.

He needs to get back in the saddle. There are other forms of exercise other than running,

-if you know what I'm saying?

-Enough gabbing. You're on the door.

If any of that lot get inside, there'll be hell to pay.

No problems. I'm on it.

And tuck your shirt in! Our uniforms are representative of...

Don't worry, ladies. We're here for your personal protection.

Ooh.

Don't worry, boss. I won't let you down.

Remember, we're not here to take sides.

Relax, I'm a natural diplomat.

Militant feminists, beauty queens, I'll flirt with anyone.

Good. Now, I'm off to find the organisers.

-You sure you'll be all right by yourself?

-Aye, aye.

I'm Franklyn Ward, Contestant Liaison Officer.

You must be the future Miss Letherbridge?

Unfortunately, everyone is still busy.

-Can we not just tell you?

-Me? I'm a DCI, I don't really...

Please! There's an innocent little girl out there.

She's just a baby!

It's not advisable to keep Mrs Mowbray waiting too much longer.

Peters, on your way out, call the CPS?

Tell them I'm going to have to postpone our meeting.

So...

-..you're the baby's parents?

-Yes. No.

-Not yet.

Sofia is an orphan. From Kovenia. We're trying to adopt her.

-How long has she been missing?

-A week.

-A week?

-And Andrei. He's missing too.

-And who is Andrei?

-He runs the adoption agency.

We're not bothered about the money!

We just want to make sure that they're safe.

Wait a minute, what money?

Why don't you start at the beginning?

-We met Andrei in a cafe...

-No, before that, honey.

A couple of weeks ago, me and Laura,

we went to an open day at a local adoption agency.

The one where Andrei works?

No, a different one.

It didn't go very well.

And talking of age, can I ask how old you are?

Yeah. I'm 47. Laura's 44.

OK.

-Is that a problem?

-It is a little on the old side.

What about lifestyle?

Do you manage to exercise, eat healthily, that sort of thing?

We do our best.

OK, so what would you say was a typical meal?

Oh.

I see where you're going with this.

What is it? Is it because we're both big people?

What, you don't think we'd make good parents?

No. Sorry, of course that's not what I'm saying.

But social services will want to know that you'll be fit and healthy enough to look after a child.

Not just now, but for the next eighteen years, and beyond.

They won't have to worry about that. We're both as fit as a butcher's dog.

That may be so, but you might want to lay off the sausages.

I beg your pardon?!

I...look, I just...look, you just got to ask yourself,

-how much do you really want this baby?

-Thanks for that!

Wait!

How can she say that?

-No-one wants a baby more than me.

-I know, honey. I know.

You'd be a beautiful mum. Listen...come on, settle down.

Let me get you a cup of tea.

That's it, then.

All that time, and the IVF...for what?

Now, don't say that.

We'll sort it out, I promise.

Listen, listen, no more bacon butties, Scout's honour.

You saw them other couples - younger than we are, fitter.

Why would they let us adopt? Colin, it's never going to happen.

-It will, I promise.

-Sorry to interrupt, can I join you?

It's not a good time, mate.

What if I said I could help you adopt?

Andrei Metcalfe.

Sorry, I couldn't help overhearing your conversation.

I run my own private adoption agency.

We specialise in adoptions from overseas.

OK, stop.

Thanks.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to go.

You're not even going to hear us out?

We've had some bad news about one of our colleagues.

-I'm needed elsewhere.

-The CSO?

-What about Sofia?

The man was clearly a con artist.

There was probably never a baby in the first place.

Andrei was genuine!

But real adoption agencies don't pick up customers in cafes.

Exactly!

He flashed you a few photos of a cute baby then stole your money,

yeah? I'm sorry, I have to go.

I'll send someone over when they're free. It might be a bit of a wait.

Let someone know if you need me.

-Wait! We met the baby! We know she's in trouble.

-Please?

OK. I'll see what I can do.

The heating's stuck on full in the dressing rooms -

it's like a camel's armpit back there!

The maintenance manager's not answering his phone

and now one of the contestants has gone and fainted.

-Muggins here is going to have to babysit her.

-I'll do it!

What about the protestors? I need you out here.

Most of them have got bored and gone home.

I'll sit with her for a bit, and if she's no better I'll phone a doctor.

Thank you. That's very helpful.

I think you're finally starting to achieve your potential

as an officer.

Can you call me as soon as she's out of theatre?

Thanks.

How is she?

Not good. Can we postpone that briefing till next week?

Of course, but I really think you should hear them out.

Who?

-Mr and Mrs Mowbray?

-They've met the baby.

They genuinely believe she's under threat.

You can't ignore that.

You telling me how to do my job, Dr Clay?

These are certificates from the British and Kovenian governments.

This is pictures of families with their adopted children.

This little boy is from the same orphanage as Sofia.

No, it wasn't that one. It was the other one.

-You said you met the baby?

-Not at first.

Andrei wanted to make sure we'd make good parents.

We'll need references. And we'll have to check your house.

-Our home?

-To make sure it is suitable.

Do you mind if I ask, how much will it be?

I'm sure you understand that it is expensive to bring a child

in from abroad. But let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Let's make an appointment for me to come and check your home.

If you pass the checks, we'll talk about money then.

-You think we will pass, though?

-I don't see why not.

Now, would you like to see a photo of Sofia?

Yes, please.

Isn't she beautiful?

We couldn't believe our luck.

-So he came round to your house?

-Yeah, a few days later.

I was so nervous, I spent the whole morning cleaning.

-Last but not least.

-I'm sorry if it's a bit messy.

-You have other family in the area?

-My parents. Just down the road.

My brother's in Birmingham. He's got kids, too.

Good. A strong support network is very important.

-That's all I need. I'll be in touch.

-How did we do?

I can't really discuss anything until we've checked

out your references, but I think you'll be fine.

-Thank you! Thank you so much.

-So what happens now?

When the paperwork's done, I think you should meet Sofia.

Get to know her.

Thank you.

Did you go to where Sofia was staying?

No, he brought her to our house that weekend.

We had 24 hours with her.

-PHONE RINGS

-Then, he said if we wanted to

keep her, we could formally apply for the adoption.

Sorry.

Hi, Jimmi, it's an emergency!

You've got to get yourself over to the student union

as soon as you get this.

I'm with this girl. She fainted and...

I can't really talk over the phone, but she really needs your help.

You've got to come. Quick as you can!

Don't you worry, princess.

Your knight in shining armour is on his way.

And at this stage,

Andrei hadn't mentioned a specific amount of money?

-No, not yet.

-PHONE BEEPS

Sorry, I have to take this. Excuse me.

And he brought Sofia to stay with you like he promised?

Yes. She was...

..she was perfect.

-Clean, dry and ready for some lunch.

-She likes you.

I think the feeling's mutual.

Who wouldn't love this beautiful face?

You are clearly more than capable of looking after her,

so I'll leave you to it.

Before I go, there is one problem I need to discuss.

Sofia's case is somewhat unusual.

She has been sold by the orphanage.

-What do you mean, sold?

-To a gang.

They buy children and smuggle them into the country to sell on.

Highly illegal, of course, but the system is still so corrupt.

-We try to save these children, find them good homes.

-So...?

So we are negotiating with the gang to secure her,

-but it may be more expensive than normal.

-How much?

£15,000.

15,000!

It's too much, love.

I understand. I wish it was less,

but these gangs can get a lot of money for these children.

Many are brought up to work in the sex trade.

Colin, we've got to do something.

-Shouldn't you get the police involved?

-No.

I did that with another child.

When the police started sniffing around, the child...

..let's just say, the baby disappeared.

I cannot risk that happening again.

Not with Sofia.

-Perhaps it is better if I find a different couple?

-Please?

I don't know, love.

Look, keep her. Think about it. When I come back tomorrow...

..decide then.

So he left the baby with you?

He could tell there was a real connection between us, you know?

-Love at first sight.

-KNOCK ON DOOR

Sorry, I've got to go.

There's some sort of emergency at the campus.

I've tried to call but I can't get through,

so I'll be back as soon as I can. How are you feeling now?

I'll be fine. Thank you.

I'll be back as soon as I can.

So I take it you got the money together?

Yes.

-Where from?

-Our savings.

I had to borrow from my parents and some friends.

But when Andrei got back there was another problem.

They have sold her on already?

Andrei, we had a deal. I've got you the money!

They got a better price. 20,000. I am sorry.

What have they done to you?

Nothing.

Please forgive me, I did my best.

We'll just keep her. They'll never find us.

I'm sorry, but one of them followed me here when I dropped her off.

I should have never got you involved.

Now, they know where you live, you are in danger, too.

They want Sofia back. If I don't take her, then you, me

and every other child I help is at risk.

Wait, we'll get another 5,000,

you could take that to them instead, yeah?

You said they only care about the money?

I don't know, how long will it take?

A couple of days, please?

It'll take too long.

Can't you just give them this?

Like a deposit?

We'll get them the rest of the money.

Andrei, please don't let them take her off you, please.

Look. I'll do my best to talk them round.

She can't stay here, though.

Her safety is the most important thing.

I'll take her to a friend. Somewhere secret.

When I've done the deal, I'll bring her back to you.

OK?

BABY CRIES

Look after her.

I promise.

Wish me luck.

I take it he never came back?

That was a week ago.

What if they found Sofia and snatched her back?

No.

What if they killed Andrei and stole all the money?

Or what if there was no gang?

What do you mean?

I'm sorry. I really am.

But isn't it more likely that Sofia was Andrei's baby all along?

I don't understand.

He probably only came round so he could decide how much to take you for.

-It's how these people work.

-Andrei wouldn't do that!

He said that the gang will be angry at him for not returning Sofia.

-What if...?

-KNOCK ON DOOR

What is it?

We've had our records checked.

Apparently someone at the adoption agency has reported

a suspicious-looking person hanging about.

We'll check it out, see if he fits Andrei's description.

But what are you going to do about finding Sofia?

I'm pretty sure that if we find him, we'll find her too.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I thought you said it was an emergency.

There is. On the other side of this door.

-She likes doctors.

-Good.

I mean, she really likes doctors. She told me.

Have fun!

What are friends for?

It sounds like the same man.

I've not seen him since.

But some of the prospective parents said that he tried to talk to them.

Will you let me know if he comes back?

Of course.

Who is he?

We're not sure.

But best not to approach him directly.

One more thing...

did he ever have a baby with him?

A little girl, very pretty. About six months old?

No.

-What are you doing out here?

-You've lost me.

Come on, man, I've been laying all the groundwork.

This is your perfect opportunity to put Cherry behind you once

-and for all.

-You're unbelievable!

Thank you. Think of it as a gift between friends. In lieu of rent.

-Franklyn!

-Are you going to have a go or not? Cos if you aren't...

-Did it never occur to you that...?

-What's going on?

Jimmi here is looking a gold-plated gift horse in the mouth.

A horse? Where?

The girl! You know, the one you asked me to look after?

-I've been working my magic...

-Have you been trying it on with her?

I've been setting her up with Jimmi.

It was a charitable act for a friend in need.

-Where's your humanity? Come on, Baz!

-My name is Barry!

I'm going to have to ask you for your badge.

-What? Because of that?

-And your hat and your jumper, too.

You know what?

You're a small-minded, petty loser!

And you can stick your poxy job!

Andrei's so-called adoption agency is not registered in the UK

or Kovenia. He lied.

But it looks like the gang might be real.

-My guess is that Andrei is their front man.

-No.

-I don't believe it.

-I'm sure he was very convincing.

I'll have to contact the Serious Organised Crimes Agency,

inform them that we might have a child-trafficking gang

operating in Letherbridge.

We'll circulate Andrei's description and Sofia's photo.

And what about us?

It depends on our investigations.

As I said, attempting to buy a child is illegal.

But I believe you had good intentions.

You were the victim of a professional con artist.

I doubt that the CPS will want to pursue charges.

-Thank you.

-And...

..I had a word with Jane Williams at the adoption agency.

I think there may have been a bit of a misunderstanding.

What do you mean?

She asked me to tell you that it's not impossible for you to adopt.

You might not get a baby, but that's true of every adopting parent.

If you were prepared to take a slightly older child,

she thinks you'd have every chance of being successful.

Don't give up.

-KNOCK ON DOOR

-I'm sorry I had to duck out on you.

No problem.

Are there really child traffickers in Letherbridge?

Looks like it. I'm going to do some

digging around, see what I can find.

If there is a gang, we'll shut it down.

-And Sofia?

-Don't worry. I'll find her.

I can't believe they were so gullible.

Maybe they were, but all they want is a baby to love and care for.

How sick do you have to be to take advantage of that?

You OK?

Yeah. It's been a long day.

-Bye, Valerie. See you tomorrow.

-Wait!

I need everyone to be punctual in the morning.

Transport leaves at 9am.

Valerie, can you contact all the staff?

What? I thought we were going on a computer course.

-No, that's all changed.

-Team-building day. It's a surprise!

-I'm so excited!

-That's a point, did you contact the boiler man?

No, he never called me back.

Sorry, I forgot to say, he phoned when you were on your lunch.

He said he'll pop over at some point in the morning.

In which case, Valerie, as you're the temp,

you're going to have to stay here and man the fort.

Mandy, wear comfortable clothes. 9am!

Bye, Valerie.

But I wanted to go with you.

-I haven't done anything!

-No, not much you haven't!

Franklyn, who are these people?

I just told her, we have reached a point...

You have ruined her life!

We were perfectly happy until she started going out with you!

-That's not true! She was always a bit...

-Tell me what's going on.

He's broken my daughter's heart, that's what's going on!

You were the one... Oh!

-Stop making excuses.

-That really hurt.

Can you both calm down a bit?

Don't tell me to calm down! Who are you, anyway?

This is my house!

Jimmi, this is Gwyneth, Megan's mam. Megan's the girl I...

The girl he said he loved. The girl he said he wanted to marry!

Will you shut up! Franklyn, a word, please?

Cheers, mate. Megan's mam can talk the legs off a giraffe.

-I want you to get rid of them. Now.

-No problem. But maybe it would be better if you...

-Then I want you to pack up your things and leave.

-I thought that was just, you know, heat of the moment?

-You're not seriously chucking me out? You can't!

-I can and I am.

I've got enough going on without all of this stuff.

-What stuff?

-All this! Today! Everything!

Aren't you being a bit ungrateful?

Who was there to pick up the pieces of your broken heart?

Who helped you through your Jimmi blues?

And I really appreciated it. I do. But it's time to move on. I mean it.

I'm going to go upstairs and change,

and then go for a run. By the time I get back, I want you gone.

We're team-building, military style.

-Are you ready to be pushed to the limit?

-Sir, yes, sir.

Come on, keep it up, keep it up!

Today is about surviving together in the wilderness.

You'll have to find your own food.

Have you got a first aid kit?

You don't get first aid kits in the jungle.

We're 20 minutes from the M6. It's hardly the Congo.

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