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how do you manage a football team if you can't speak the language? | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
Thing is, can he do the job in hand? | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
Fourth in the league says, yes, he can. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
Cheers, m'dears. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
70 grand a week they're paying him! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
Now, you tell me this... | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
Oh! Morning, Mrs Choudhury. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
Tell me this, if I went over to Belgium, | 0:00:55 | 0:00:59 | |
-or wherever he comes from... Where does he come from? -Turkey. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
If I went over to Turkey and said, "I'll manage your football team. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:07 | |
"I can't speak the language, I'm afraid. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
"But never mind. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
"And it'll cost you 70 grand." | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
-What do you think they'd say? -A week? -A week! What do you think they'd say? | 0:01:15 | 0:01:20 | |
Something in Turkish. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
"Not chuffing likely," that's what they'd say. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
-Kalimera chuffing kalispera. -What?! | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
That's "not chuffing likely" in Turkish. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Is it? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
No. Got you going, though. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
No, no. I'm serious. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
# They call me the wanderer | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
# They call me the wanderer. # | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Thanks. See you tomorrow. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
-Was that Martha? -Yeah. I sent her home. -What?! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
It's my day off. We don't need her. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
I've tried to tell him. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
-I want to spend the day with Dad. -But she's booked. We've paid her. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
So? She can have a paid day off. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Me and Pops are going to have a lad's day in, aren't we? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
-I wish you'd do something for yourself. It's boring for you staying with me all day long. -What?! | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
-Dad, we've got movies and junk food. -Chris... | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
Are you telling me that he'd rather sit here with Martha watching Loose Women than work his way | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
-through these bad boys with me? -No, I... -There you go. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
Right. I declare these games open. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
OK. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
Have fun. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Very interesting development. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
-Come in. -I've just come off the phone to Martin Spence. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
-You haven't! -I have. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
-Who's Martin Spence? -CEO of Fidelity Futures, the venture capital firm | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
-in pharma and technology. -Oh. That Martin Spence. -Yes. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
I dropped him some bait about the blood pressure monitor at the ball. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
And sure enough, he's come back sniffing, | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
but has suggested that we use VRS integrated into the motherboard. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
-VRS stands for Voice Recognition Software. -Thanks. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
Martin thinks it'll vastly improve our user interface. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
Well, I'm inclined to go with him on that. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Well, it's interesting. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Particularly when you consider the device runs on | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
a 16 megahertz processor. Did Martin have any idea | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
how we could minimise the number of cycles used | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
to filter in the audio signal? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Well, obviously, we didn't talk about that side of things. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
-I mean, that's where you come in. -Of course I do. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
-I could do it in my lunch break, if you like? -Could you do that? -Oh, yeah. I've got a whole hour. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
I tell you what, after I've fixed it, | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
I'll incorporate VRS onto the surgery mainframe, shall I? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
You should have heard that comedian in the pub last night. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
Mouth like a sewer. I mean, who wants to hear that? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
I'm glad I stayed at home. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
-We walked out. -Good for you. -You'd have done the same. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
Two o'clock. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Yep. I said to Brenda, | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
"If Rory and Jean had been here, they'd have done the same." | 0:03:51 | 0:03:56 | |
Ah, that new landlord wants his head checking. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
I'm going to have a word with him tonight after the darts. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
Oh! That reminds me. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
We want to get there early doors to warm up. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
-Can you make it by seven? -Is it tonight? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
Yeah, it's Monday. You know it is. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
-Ah, Rory! -I forgot. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Mate, I... I told you last week. It's the start of the league. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
-I'm out of practice, anyway. -Mate, you'd walk it with a blindfold. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
I told you, I forgot. I've got to look after the grandkids. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
-Well, Jean can do that. -She can't. She's... She's ill. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
-We need you. -I can't! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
Mate, you're not around any more. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
Yeah, well, I've been busy. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
Doing what?! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
RORY GROANS | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
What's happened? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
I'm fine. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
What is it? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
I'm fine. It's just indigestion. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
Indigestion? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
Yeah, it's nothing. I've got tablets. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
-It's nothing serious. -Could have fooled me. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Yeah, well, I told you. It's nothing. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
I hope you're fixing that. It keeps crashing. It doesn't like me. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
Two secs. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
Done. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Thanks to your boss and mine, this machine is now VRS compliant. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
-In English? -Voice Recognition Software. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
You just speak to the machine and it does what you say. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
-Get out of here! -Of course, the software isn't mainstream. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
But you know Howard. He likes to stay ahead of the curve. Try it. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:39 | |
I am not talking to a computer. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
One day very soon, Mrs Tembe, you'll have no choice. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
This is the way of the future. Karen? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
-What shall I say? -Obviously, it's not going to work on | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
all your surgery applications. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
But, say, for example, you wanted to play a little bit | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
of gentle background music for the patients. You just say... | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
-play music. -No! | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
Go on. Try it. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:02 | |
-Play music. -No, no, no. You're going to have to speak louder | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
otherwise it won't recognise the words. Show it who's boss. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
Play music. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
MUSIC PLAYS AND SHE GASPS | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
Oh, my days! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
That is quite extraordinary. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
The wonders of modern technology. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
-How do I get it to stop? -Just tell it to stop. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
STOP NOW! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
No, no, no. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
They try and make the software as human as possible, | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
so you're better off saying "please". | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
Ah. That makes sense. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Stop now, please. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
That's it. Just talk to it like it's a friend. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
Oh. That is nice. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Ham? | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
Cheese? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:00 | |
Is there no way you can make the darts tonight? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
I told you, Jean's ill. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
I've got to look after the grandkids. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
I'll come to the next game, I promise you. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
OK. OK. It's just that you never used to... | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
It's against Tamworth Arrows. You'll walk it. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
All right. All right. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
Ohhh! What's that?! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
What? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
That thing on your skin? | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
Oh, that. It's... It's a rash. It's nothing. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
-Doesn't look like nothing. -It's from the tablets. It's fine. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
-What? Indigestion tablets? -Yeah. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
I've never heard of indigestion tablets giving you a rash before. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
You want to have a word with that doctor of yours. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
Yeah, well, I'm seeing her later on. I will do. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Are you sure there isn't some little secret you're hiding? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
No. What? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Using Jean's moisturiser. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
Give you that Cliff Richard look. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
What have I told you about that?! | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll be it. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
I'll go and get us some tea, shall I? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
-What's that? -No, no. It's... It's nothing. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
Tea. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
-If I give you the paperwork now, we can finalise it later... -Howard, look at this! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
Ah. Is this the VRS? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Yeah. You've got to talk to it. Tell it to do something. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
Tell it to play music. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
Why would I tell it to play music? This is a surgery. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
-To soothe the patients. -It's just a demonstration. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
I haven't set up the surgery software yet. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
OK. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Play music? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:51 | |
What's this?! | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
MUSIC: "Firestarter" by The Prodigy | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
-Who put this filth on the computer? -Turn it off! We've got patients. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
-Come on. -You've got to talk to it! | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Off. Off. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
I'm so sorry about that, Howard. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
I'll going to have to reconfigure the settings. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
No, no. Very impressive. Just don't let it happen again. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
I'll wait till you've reconfigured and I'll have a better look. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
I can't believe it did that! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
Um... We should tell it off. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
That was inappropriate. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Play something nice, please. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
It's sulking. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
Could that be because I switched off the Wi-Fi | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
-and Al can't control it with his smartphone any more? What do you think, Al? -What?! -You.... | 0:09:37 | 0:09:42 | |
Hey, hey, hey. No hitting. It's inappropriate. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Right. We're ain't having none of your world cinema nonsense today. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
Terminator, Re-Animator II, | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
Rambo III, The Fast and the Furious IV | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
and Rocky V. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
You all right, Dad? | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
-Yeah. Why? -You look a bit pale. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
-I feel fine. -Let me just check your temperature. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
Chris, I'm fine. I feel good. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
OK? Um... | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
-Rambo III. -Rambo III coming up. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
Um, I tell you what, let me just quickly check your bag too | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
-as well before we start. -Chris, you did it half-an-hour ago, mate. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:25 | |
I'll be quick. I'll be quick. Besides, if I change it now, | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
we ain't got to stop during the film, have we? | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
We wouldn't want to interrupt John Rambo just as he's about | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
to destroy the Russian Army. That would just be rude. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
-Right. Is that OK? -Uh-huh. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Is it uncomfortable? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:39 | |
No, son. I can't feel anything. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
Sorry. I... | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
-Right. In we go. -Now, can we please watch the film? | 0:10:48 | 0:10:53 | |
Yes. Let me just go and get the popcorn. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:54 | |
Mr Bishton? | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
I've got to go. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
I'll look after your bag. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
-No. It's all right. -No, go on. It'll be safe with me. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:11 | |
I need it. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
OK. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
Right then. One Monster Munch sandwich coming up. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
Dad? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
All right, Mum? It's me. Listen, I'm really worried about dad. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
His temperature's rising and his urine's really cloudy. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
So we need to test it. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:11 | |
'If I can get a sample, will you pick it up and give it to Mandy, please?' | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
He seemed fine this morning. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
Well, he's not now. So can you just come over? | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
-What's his temperature? -'38.9.' | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
Well, has he said how he's feeling? | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
Look. Can you just trust me on this? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
Please don't take a sample. He won't tell you this, | 0:12:27 | 0:12:31 | |
'but he finds it humiliating when you do that stuff. I'll get a dipstick' | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
and I'll bring one back tonight. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
He's asleep now so I can just take it from his bag. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
'Besides, I can't just leave everything.' | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
I've got an afternoon full of patients. It doesn't sound so serious | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
that it won't wait | 0:12:45 | 0:12:46 | |
'for a few hours. I'll have a look when I get back.' | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
So my professional judgment counts for nothing. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
That's not what I'm saying. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
-What are you saying then, Mum? That you care more about your patients than your husband? -'No.' | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
Good. Then come over. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
-I can't. -'You're going to have to' | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
because I am not leaving him on his own like this. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
Then you shouldn't have sent Martha home, should you? | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
'Or was that your professional judgement...' | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
It's the stupid things I worry about. I can't stand needles. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:13 | |
You know, it's OK to be frightened. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
I know. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
I just feel guilty for what I'm about to put my family through. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
Of course. Have you got anyone outside the family you can talk to? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:24 | |
No. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:25 | |
What about the friend you came with? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
Dave?! No way! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
It's not an easy thing to tell people. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
Yeah, well, people don't know how to react. They get embarrassed. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:38 | |
Sometimes you've just got to be brave and come out with it. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
-It's not your responsibility if people can't handle it. -I know. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
All right. Well, listen, don't worry about the rash. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
It's a common side effect of the hormone treatment. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
If we go ahead with the op, you won't need to take them any more. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
And for what it's worth, I think you're being really brave. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:57 | |
Which is more than I can say about myself. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
Listen. I've had the time of my life. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
And I owe it all to you. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
Get out. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
Dave? | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Dave? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
-You all set for your big night? -What? Who told you?! -Kevin. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:17 | |
-He couldn't be there to embarrass you himself, so he's asked all of us. -I'll kill him. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
Don't be daft. It'll be a right laugh. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Yeah, for you maybe. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:23 | |
Oh, get out of here. It's for charity! | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
-Besides, we're all coming. -What?! | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
Oh, yes. I've got my ticket. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
I can't believe it's my last day at Ashgate. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
Aargh! | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
-There's no milk. -Here. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
Have this. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:42 | |
Isn't that for Heston? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
Well, it doesn't appear he will be needing it. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
But he will in his afternoon tea, won't he? | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
I do not know. I am not his keeper. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
Yeah, I know. It's just... | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
Is everything all right between you two? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Yes, of course. Why shouldn't it be? | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
No reason. It's just... someone said at the ball... | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
Sorry I'm late. Bad case of piles. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
Not mine, obviously. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
It is of no consequence. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
-Shall I pour? -Please. Go ahead. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
I think you will find that the tea has passed its optimum temperature. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:19 | |
Excuse me. Are you Rory's doctor? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
-Sorry? -Rory Bishton. Are you his doctor? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
He came to see you just now. I was with him. I'm his mate. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
Oh. Right. Yeah. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
What did he say in his appointment? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
I can't possibly discuss that with you. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
I'm not going to tell anyone. I just need to know what's going on. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
-Then you should speak to him yourself. -I'm asking you. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
Even if I could discuss a patient with you, | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
which I categorically cannot, do you honestly think I'm going | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
to do it whilst being accosted in a car park? | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
Look, sweetheart, I'm not some sort of nutter. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
I'm not your sweetheart. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
He's my best mate. I've known him since before you were in nappies. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:02 | |
Then, like I said, why don't you speak to him yourself? | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
Now, if you don't mind, I'd like you to get out of my way. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
He's got a wife and kids, you know? | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
Yes, I do know that. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
-Do they know about this? -Yeah, they do. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
What? That he's having the op? | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
Well, no. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:21 | |
What?! You're giving him a sex change and you haven't even told the wife and kids. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:26 | |
A what?! | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
A sex change. I know what's going on. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
Look, just hang on a minute. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
He's getting himself up in women's clothes as well, isn't he? | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
-I... -Deny it then. -What? | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
If... If he's not having the op, deny it! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
I am not going to be drawn on discussing a patient. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
There! You see. You can't deny it, can you? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
I flamin' knew it. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
-I don't... I can't believe this. -Look, you need to speak to Rory. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
Now, if you don't mind, I've got an appointment I need to get to. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
Ah, there you are! | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
I know what's going on. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
-Who told you? -The doctor. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
-What?! -It's all right. I'd worked it out. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
I should have told you. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
-You probably thought I'd say you were sick. -I am sick. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
I'm not a total caveman. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
I'm your mate. I'm on your side. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
-If you need to be a tranny, I'm all right with it. -A what?! | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
-A...transgender. -A transsexual? | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
I don't know the right word for it. Sex change. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
What you talking...?! Get yourself inside here. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
I worked it out. Make-up, wigs. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
I heard the doctor talking about hormones and ops. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
The wig is for a gig! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
-Sex change!? -Look, I... -Sex change?! Bloody hell, Dave! | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
I'm sorry. You were just acting so weird. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
I'm doing a charity gig. Doctors dueting with their patients. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:59 | |
It's just a bit of fun, you know, to raise awareness for... | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
prostate cancer. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
I've got a growth. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:12 | |
Near me prostate. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:15 | |
It's cancer. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
-Ah, you're joking? -No. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
That's what the hormones are for. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
And if I don't respond, then it's the op. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:32 | |
What? When were this? | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
Few months back. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:35 | |
Few months back? Why didn't you say something? | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
-What difference would it have made? -Well, I don't know. It's just... | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
Just what? I don't know how much time I've got. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:47 | |
Do you think I want to spend the time I do have left | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
with you and Brenda crying all over me? And playing darts? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
I didn't realise? If you'd have told me... | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Is it any wonder I didn't tell you? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Coming round here accusing me of having a sex change. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
It's not my flamin' fault! | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
If you'd have told me, instead of behaving like a nutter... | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
What? So you could go ringing round all our mates? No, thank you. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
Oh, thanks very much. Is that what you think about me? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
Well, after today, I'm not so sure. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:13 | |
30 years of being a mate and that's what I get? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
I'm obviously not much good to you, am I? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
Have you got a cure for cancer? | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
No. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:26 | |
Then you're not much good to me, are you? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
Dad? | 0:19:48 | 0:19:49 | |
Dad? | 0:19:51 | 0:19:52 | |
What? What? | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
You fell asleep. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
Oh. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
Oh, um, did I? | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
What did I miss? | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
Um, Rambo just gave up Buddhism. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
Oh! Oh, no. I love that bit. That's hysterical. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:09 | |
-Well, rewind it. -Are you OK? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
Yeah, yeah. I just didn't sleep very well last night, you know. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
-Do you want me to open a window? You look a bit... -No, no. I'm fine now. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
-Are you sure? -Chris... | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
if I wasn't well, I'd tell you. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
You mustn't fuss as much. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
Now, has he, um, joined the Mujahideen yet, or not? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:33 | |
No, not yet. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Great. Press play. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
Ready for you, Rory. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:12 | |
Right. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:15 | |
-Knock, knock. -Yep. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
-You all right in there? -Yep. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
You coming out, then? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
Yeah. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:33 | |
-You know we've not got long? -Here. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
I'll just wait outside, then, shall I? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
You nervous? | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
Me too. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
# Now I've had the time of my life | 0:21:58 | 0:22:04 | |
# No, I never felt like this before | 0:22:04 | 0:22:09 | |
# Yes, I swear | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
# It's the truth | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
# And I owe it all to you | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
# I've had the time of my life | 0:22:16 | 0:22:22 | |
# And I owe it all to you... # | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
You took your time. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
# So I tell you something | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
# This must be love | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
# Because I've had | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
# The time of my life | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
# No, I've felt like this before | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
# I swear it's the truth | 0:23:02 | 0:23:06 | |
# And I owe it all to you... # | 0:23:06 | 0:23:10 | |
CHEERING | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
-I'll see you later. -OK. -Thanks. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
-Hey, Dave. Dave! -Sorry. I'm off. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
-I've changed my shift, so you won't have to see me tomorrow. -Look... | 0:23:40 | 0:23:44 | |
about earlier... my head's all over the place. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:48 | |
-I'm sorry. -Right. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
I should have told you. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
-I just wanted to help. -I know... | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
and I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that thing about you and Brenda. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:01 | |
Forget it. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:02 | |
You're a proper mate. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
Eh, that was something else. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
Yeah? When they first asked me to do it, I thought, get over. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:16 | |
But then I thought, why not? | 0:24:16 | 0:24:20 | |
There's so many things in my life I want to do. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
And now I'm just doing them. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
It's great. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
That's why you haven't been seeing me so much. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
-Mate, I'm so sorry. -Come on. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:34 | |
I'm going to fight this. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
Don't get all...lovey-dovey over me. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:40 | |
Look, if there's anything... | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
you just tell me, all right? | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
-If you want me to go to the hospital with you... -I'm all right. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
..just tell me, all right? | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
I've had a word with Big Tony about reducing your shifts. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
-No, no, no, no, no. -What? -I don't want that. | 0:24:56 | 0:25:00 | |
-We're going to look after you, me and the lads. -This is it! | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
-What? -This is why I never told anybody. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
-It's just helping. -I know. I don't want help. I don't want anything. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:09 | |
-But I... -I just want things as they are. -Rory! | 0:25:09 | 0:25:13 | |
This is the only way that I am going to handle this, OK? | 0:25:13 | 0:25:18 | |
OK. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
Rory! Give us a hug. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
Two in one day! | 0:25:24 | 0:25:25 | |
You were brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Well done. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
-You were pretty good yourself. -Never again. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
I'm sorry, Miss, about earlier. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
I was out of order. I didn't know. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
Forget it. How are you feeling? | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
Brilliant. And in need of a pint. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
Let me get you a drink. Well done again. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
Are you coming, then? | 0:25:50 | 0:25:51 | |
Now do you believe me? | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
All right, yes. But he says he's feeling better now. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:06 | |
Because he doesn't want to be a burden. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
We need to get him to hospital. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:10 | |
Look, I'll give him some antibiotics and we'll keep an eye on him. There's no need to go overboard. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:15 | |
His temperature has been rising all day. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
Mum, you know as well as anyone that, in his condition, an infection can be fatal. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:21 | |
I don't understand what's wrong with you, why it's so impossible for you to take my concerns seriously. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
What do you want me to do? Force him to go into an ambulance? | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
Yeah, I'd prefer that than regret having missed something. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
-If this is what you're like with your patients... -Pardon? -Nothing. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:35 | |
If this is what I'm like with my patients, what? What?! | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
It's just that you're a bit inexperienced. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
You always throw that back at me. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
-I'm inexperienced. I'm just a nurse. -I didn't say that. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
-I know you're worried about your dad. -And you're clearly not. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
Oh, grow up, Chris. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
Maybe if you just stopped being my wet nurse for five minutes, | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
give me a chance to get some rest and let the things work. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
-But... -Your mum says I'm fine. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
Sid Govey? | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
Yes, yes. You saw Mrs Govey this morning. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
No. Absolutely not. I've seen her once today. That's more than enough. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
-I only wanted... -What?! What do you want?! | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
Whatever it is, the answer's no. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
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