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MUSIC: "She's Funny That Way" by Frank Sinatra | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
# I'm not much to look at | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
# Nothing to see | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
< Sid? | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
# Just glad I'm living | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
# Happy to be | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
# I got a woman... # | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
-Morning. -Mmm. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
Ready to face the day? | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
Really slept last night. Must have needed it. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
-What? -I checked the calendar. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
-In the kitchen. -Mmm? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Nearly spring, soon be lighter mornings. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:16 | |
Oh! I didn't want to say anything before, but... | 0:01:17 | 0:01:22 | |
-Second month in a row. -Really? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
I think what with Christmas and everything, I didn't notice. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
-But I think this might be it. -Are you sure? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
Well, how can you be certain? | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
I can't. Thought I'd go to the surgery, see what they think. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:41 | |
But I feel fine. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
Serious! Violently happy. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
In fact... | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
Are you going to work, or...? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
What? Now? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
No need to look so shocked! We ARE married! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
-On a weekday morning? -SHE GIGGLES | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Well, if this is the shape of things to... | 0:02:09 | 0:02:14 | |
Mmmm. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
-Here you go. -Thank you. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
-That looks nice. -Right, I'm off. I'll see you tonight. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:28 | |
-Have a good day. -Bye, Chris. -Yeah. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
That wasn't very nice. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
-Did you sleep all right last night? -Better than the night before. -Good. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
That means the antibiotics are working. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Right - get that down you, then I'll come back and give you a shave. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Aren't you moving back to civilisation tonight? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Yep. I can't believe it's my last afternoon there. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
I've grown really fond of them all. Even the pigs. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
You'll never be able to look a bacon sandwich in the eye again. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
-Oi, vegetarian here! -All greasy and smothered in brown sauce | 0:03:06 | 0:03:11 | |
-after a night on the lash. -Get out, evil temptress! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
-Did someone say bacon sandwiches? -Couldn't you just...?! | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
-What's the occasion? -It's Mandy's last day in the country. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
She's got to say goodbye to her surrogate family. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
-By working out how she could eat them? -THEY LAUGH | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
Doesn't feel like you've been there five minutes! | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
Has country life suited you? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
-Mostly, yeah. -I used to love the country when I was a kid. -Really? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:35 | |
Mmm. Believe it or not, I watch Countryfile. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
Even if it just is for that little Matt Baker. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
-Couldn't you just pinch those cheeks?! -THEY LAUGH | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
I'm going up there lunchtime. If you want me to give you the guided tour, | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
you could tag along? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
-I can't promise any lusty farmhands, mind. -Well, it's sweet of you, | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
-but... -Sorry - you're probably busy. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
You know what, I will, thanks. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
-I was hoping to see a woman GP. -Female stuff, is it? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
I'll get the nurse to chaperone. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
-I don't need an examination. I don't think so, anyway. -Right? | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
If you can self-diagnose as well, I'll go and get myself a cup of tea. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:21 | |
I want to know if there's any conclusive test you can do | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
to tell if I've started the menopause or not. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:29 | |
-No. -Nothing at all? | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
Have you noticed any difference in your periods? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
Are they lighter, heavier? Is the timing off? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
-I've not had one at all the last couple of months. -OK. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
Observation over the next 12 months is par for the course. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Or I could send you to see the wise woman in the woods? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
I thought I read there's a blood test you can do... | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
Yeah. It measures the level of follicle stimulating hormone. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
That's part of the observations but it's not conclusive. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
-Oh. -And before you ask, we do not hand out HRT patches willy-nilly. | 0:04:55 | 0:05:00 | |
Good, because I don't want them. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
-I'm happy to arrive at this point in my life. -Good for you. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
Yes, it is! Definitely not something I want to resist, | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
-or ward off with patches and pills. -Not even the soya and linseed bread? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
Most women want that available on prescription. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
You can shove it in your toaster as far as I'm concerned. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
For the last thirty-odd years I've been a slave to the worst PMT. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
That is a long...period. No offence. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
And none taken - although the old me | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
would have ripped your head off for saying that. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
The menopause is a blissful release | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
from turning into a raging monster every 28 days. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
-Really? That bad? -Like you wouldn't believe. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
You should've seen the change in my husband when I told him, well, | 0:05:40 | 0:05:44 | |
about MY change. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
Excuse me? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
I was wondering, do you offer bulk discount? | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
And can you deliver? | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
Is it true the menopause can last | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
between seven to ten years on average? | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
I'd dispute the word average. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
And all the other stuff I've been warned about? | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Should I expect all that? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
Hair thinning, possible heart palpitations, osteoporosis, | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
irritability and mood swings. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
So you are not out of the woods on that front. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Is that really your experience of it? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
Hardly something I'm going to experience. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
-You'd be really unlucky to get all those things. -What about back pain? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
Tiredness? Peeing more than usual? Weight gain? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
-You experiencing all of those? -Mmm. -You should have said. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
-We'd better check for one or two other things. -Like? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Diabetes, for a start. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
We'll take blood and urine samples while you're here. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
What about...increased libido? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
I'd have thought it would have DECREASED if anything, | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
-but not necessarily. -Really? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
That's why women want HRT - to put the snap back in their celery. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:49 | |
It does mean that you'll want to introduce hanging for random | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
parking offences every four weeks, but that's the trade-off! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
-Blood pressure's pretty high. -I wonder why. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
Let's get you through to the nurse. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
OK. Six down, the cylinder's jammed, five and four. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:10 | |
-I haven't got a clue about machines. -It's cryptic. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
-You're good at those. Get thinking. -Let's come back to it later. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:19 | |
-Are you all right? You're running a temperature. -I'm fine. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:26 | |
The antibiotics should be clearing this by now. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
Chris, I've been taking them for less than a day. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
You've been asleep most of the time. Are you sure you're feeling better? | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
-I just said. -Dad, your symptoms are regressing. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
-This really isn't normal. -Really, Chris? | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
Well, tell me what is normal about my life these days? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Maybe if you just stopped being my wet nurse for five minutes, | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
give me a chance to get some rest and let the things work. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
-But... -Your mum says I'm fine! All right? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
You'd think a doctor would be a bit more sensitive. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
My reasons for bothering him | 0:07:59 | 0:08:00 | |
weren't challenging enough - it was only "women's downstairs problems". | 0:08:00 | 0:08:05 | |
The old me might have walloped him one | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
if he'd caught me at the right moment. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
You really think things are changing? | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
I feel different - not just mentally. It's hard to explain. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:17 | |
-No more monthly horror films. -That's funny. -Hardly! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:22 | |
No, it's...and I'm really sorry about this, Mum, | 0:08:22 | 0:08:27 | |
-but when I was a teenager and you got... -Pre-menstrual? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
-It's OK, you can say it. -Well, when you really lost it, | 0:08:31 | 0:08:36 | |
I used to call you the were-witch to my friends. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
-You know, like the horror film. -I think that's quite inventive. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
I'm really sorry. You didn't deserve it. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
Sounds like an accurate description to me. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
You completely traumatised Carly. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
Carly! Yes. You were inseparable at one point - sleepovers, | 0:08:50 | 0:08:57 | |
-Girl Guides. What happened to her? -She met the were-witch. -Oh. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
You thought Dad hadn't tidied the garden quick enough, | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
-so you got a spade... -And dug up all the plants and dropped them | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
-on him while he was watching the football. -Yep. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
That's why her mum started blanking me at the bus stop! Oh, love, | 0:09:10 | 0:09:16 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
All I can say is imagine what it was like BEING the were-witch, | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
-knowing it was going to happen. -Walk a mile in your slingbacks? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
You'd have to find them. I think the last pair I owned, | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
-I launched at your dad. -It's all over now, Mum. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
MUSIC: "Cheek To Cheek" by Frank Sinatra | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
# Heaven, I'm in heaven | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
# And the cares that hung around me through the week | 0:09:38 | 0:09:43 | |
# Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak | 0:09:43 | 0:09:48 | |
# When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek. # | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
-I wish I could have been more help. -What with? The were-witch? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
I could have been more sympathetic, | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
-instead of moving out, first chance I got. -Anyway, getting out | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
when you did meant you getting an early start on your independence. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
That lovely flat in the centre of town. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
Actually, I'm not there any more. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
-What? Since when? -The weekend. They upped the rent. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:18 | |
-And my hours got cut back at work as well, so... -Where are you? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
Linda's letting me crash on her sofa for now. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
Why didn't you say anything? You know you're always welcome at home! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
Your room's almost as you left it. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
-You're not disappointed in me, are you? -Don't be silly - anyway, | 0:10:31 | 0:10:36 | |
-there's nothing stopping you coming home now, is there? -Oh, Mum! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
It's all come out right, see? | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
Ooh, I need the ladies' again. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
-Actually, do you mind if we call it a day? -Are you all right? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
I feel a bit dizzy. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
One of the symptoms Dr Do-Bog-All mentioned. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
Come on - let's get you home. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
FRONT DOOR CLOSES | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
Oh, my...! | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
Oh, arrrgh! Urgh! | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
THEY LAUGH, HE GROANS | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
Put it away, Dad! You sure you want me to move back? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
-I mean, if this is what you get up to! -Bren! -Oh, come out of there, | 0:11:18 | 0:11:23 | |
you daft...go fetch him his dressing gown or something! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
-I can't move! -What are you like? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
-Come out from there - Fran's not here. -It's my back. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:33 | |
I can't feel my leg! Ooh! | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
Ah! That'll be the smallholding, then. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
-You said you wanted rural. -It's strange, we haven't been | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
driving that long and yet it feels like we're somewhere really remote. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
That's one of the things I like the most about this place. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
It's so peaceful. Mind you, remote really does mean cut off. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:56 | |
Check your phone. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:57 | |
-Ah. -You can sometimes get a couple of bars, if you're lucky. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
Probably depends on where you're standing. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
-Actually, it depends more on where the chickens are standing. -THEY LAUGH | 0:12:05 | 0:12:10 | |
Goodbye. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
-Dr Haskey. -Whatever it is, I'm at lunch. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
-One of our patients has had a fall. -Call an ambulance. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:19 | |
That was my recommendation to his wife. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
She said it is not serious, but he is incapacitated. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:26 | |
She described him as "a daft great lump, but not a hypochondriac". | 0:12:26 | 0:12:31 | |
-Sid Govey? -Yes, you saw Mrs Govey this morning. -No, absolutely not. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:36 | |
-I've seen her once today and that's more than enough. -Why? | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
She seemed very nice. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
She's nice enough, but she won't be when she gets her test results back. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
-Do you have them? -Yeah. -There you go. You can kill two birds. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:50 | |
I'm not the one who'll be doing the killing. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
Send Jimmi! No-one would shout at Jimmi! | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
It'd be like making Bambi cry. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
-Why would she shout? -It's not the result she's hoping for. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:01 | |
That's hardly your fault. And Dr Clay is not available. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
Then send one of the womenfolk - I think she'd prefer that. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
If you take the results to her, you can walk away. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:12 | |
But if she has to come here for them, you are trapped. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
Mmmm. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:17 | |
Or if she does come back here and then she sees someone else, | 0:13:17 | 0:13:22 | |
-I don't have to deal with her at all! -Very well. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:26 | |
I will telephone Mr Bellamy at the Mill and ask him who is free, | 0:13:26 | 0:13:31 | |
because you have decided you are far too busy to make house calls. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:36 | |
How are you getting on with that crossword? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
Dad? Dad? | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
-I'd only just dropped off, mate. -How are you feeling? | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
(WEAKLY) Do you have to keep asking that every five minutes? | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
-Mum, call me soon as you get this. -Don't bother your mum at work. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:15 | |
-Ambulance, please. -No. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
Dad, these antibiotics are not working. You're going to hospital. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
I just need some sleep. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:33 | |
-Ooh! -There? -HE WINCES | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
Right, there's some bruising and you've slipped a disc, | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
which is pressing on your sciatic nerve. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
-Has someone died? -Not yet. Give me five minutes. -Is it serious? -Yes! | 0:14:40 | 0:14:45 | |
More of an inconvenience. Take some painkillers | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
and a couple of days' rest, and it will right itself. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
That'll teach you to play silly beggars in the nude. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
Too much information. Can you give me a hand getting him upstairs? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
-Come on, Dad. -It's OK, we can manage. -Why can't I help? | 0:14:56 | 0:15:02 | |
What is it? You've had my test results, haven't you? | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
-What do they say? -One patient at a time. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
I knew something didn't feel right. It's serious, isn't it? Tell me! | 0:15:10 | 0:15:15 | |
-Well, confidentiality... -Oh, blow that! Just tell me! | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
You're pregnant. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
Karen, it's Chris. I'm trying to get through to Mum | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
but she's not answering her mobile. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
She's still at lunch - are you OK? You sound a bit stressed. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
I'm at St Phil's. I've had to get Dad here quick, he's in a bad way. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:39 | |
Oh, I'm so sorry. Look - leave it with me. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
You go with your dad and I'll try and track her down. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
-Thank you, Karen. Cheers. -Is there anything else I can do? | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
Yeah, will you just tell her to get here as quick as she can, please. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
Jas, have you seen Emma? | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
She's having lunch with Mandy, she wanted to see the house. | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
Oh, right. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:01 | |
-Thank you, that was lovely. -Glad you enjoyed it. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:09 | |
-So, are you all packed? -Almost. Back to the real world. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:13 | |
I can't help thinking that going back to Freya's | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
-is going to be a permanent option? -I'm not sure it ever was. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
Why don't you find somewhere more rural? Make it your own, | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
if you've enjoyed being here so much. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
It has been nice, but I'm not sure that's a long-term deal either. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:33 | |
I can see the attraction. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
-Change the pace of life. Sam and I thought about it. -Yeah? | 0:16:35 | 0:16:41 | |
Mmm. I keep thinking we should have just done it when Chris was little. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
No over-thinking the pros and cons, just done it. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
Do you think Chris would have been OK with that? | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
No, schools were always the fly in the ointment. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
We could have sent him away, but Sam didn't like the idea. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
Mmm. You've not got that problem now. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
-No... -Oh! Sorry! You've got a whole new set of problems | 0:16:59 | 0:17:05 | |
-to consider now. -No, it's fine. Really. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
MOBILE RINGS | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
Oh! You got a signal! The chickens must be restless. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
Hi, Karen! | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
What? | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
OK, I'm on my way. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
I can't believe it! There's no doubt? | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
You can pee on a stick if you won't take my word for it, | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
but you'll get the same answer. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
-But a baby! At my age! -That's the way it goes sometimes. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:38 | |
It's your body having one more shout before last orders are called. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
-Last orders? It was meant to be a new beginning! -That'll still come. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:47 | |
Only not yet. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
-A baby could be good news, though. Couldn't it? -Good news? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:53 | |
-Mum... -If I'm still fertile, it means I'm still hormonal. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:58 | |
I woke up this morning and though I'd left all that behind. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:02 | |
-You do have options. -Options? | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
The only choice I want right now is five minutes with Mother Nature, | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
so I can wring her scrawny neck for what she's done. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:11 | |
This cruel joke I've had to put up with. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
-Brenda! -We were supposed to be planning round-the-world cruises | 0:18:14 | 0:18:18 | |
and downsizing - freeing up our lives, | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
but, oh, no! Calm down! That's what you were going to say, wasn't it? | 0:18:21 | 0:18:26 | |
-Calm down? Don't lie, because I can tell. -Don't shoot the messenger. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:31 | |
-Bren! -You have no idea, STUPID MAN, | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
what it's like to feel you're not in control of your own body, | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
how you're a slave to mood swings, | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
and cramps and all the other wonderful feelings. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
-Tell him what you called me. -I was a kid! -Tell him! -The were-witch. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:49 | |
-As in the film. -"The Were-witch Project"! That's pretty funny. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:54 | |
-I'd go if I were you. -Brenda? Can you hear me? -I'M COMING! | 0:18:54 | 0:19:00 | |
Don't you go anywhere! I'm not done with you. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:04 | |
What? Are you still in pain? Need your pillow plumping up, | 0:19:10 | 0:19:14 | |
your nose blown? Your bottom wiped? | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
-No. -I suppose you think it'll be good practice for | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
when I push this one out, having to wait on you hand and foot? | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
-I only wanted... -WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! | 0:19:22 | 0:19:26 | |
Whatever it is, the answer's no. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
I wanted to say this baby doesn't have to mean | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
-the end of the world for us. Don't hit me. -Hit you? | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
I don't want to be anywhere near you! | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Look what happened the last time you got too close. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
What do you know, lying there, useless. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:43 | |
Urgh! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:44 | |
Do you remember what you were like carrying Fran? | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
Think about it. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
I was as big as a house. Fat ankles. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
Your mother grinning like the cat that got the cream, telling me, | 0:19:53 | 0:19:58 | |
"It'll be worse before it gets better, Brenda!" | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
Spiteful old...she never liked me. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
I've never seen you happier. You ate ice cream all the time. Remember? | 0:20:05 | 0:20:10 | |
I saw how happy you were this morning. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
When I told you what I thought was going on. No more PMT. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:19 | |
I was happy for you. I know how miserable it makes you. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
There have been times when... All the years you've put up with this. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:27 | |
-Have you never thought about leaving? -No. -Why not? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:31 | |
-Why do you think? -Well, maybe I should! Spare us all the grief! | 0:20:33 | 0:20:38 | |
-Bren! Don't do this! -You've always been the best mum | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
-in spite of... -What? Being a cow? | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
-Scaring off your friends? -In spite of everything! | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
-Is this really such a bad thing? -It's what it implies. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:51 | |
My body, doing whatever it wants again! Look at me! | 0:20:51 | 0:20:55 | |
-I'll see myself out! -I told you to wait! | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Why should you have to put up with any of this? | 0:21:01 | 0:21:05 | |
You'll both leave me anyway, so maybe it's easier if I go. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
You must have felt really sick. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
It wasn't registering. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:18 | |
What's that supposed to mean? | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
-Hey. "Swiss roll". -What? | 0:21:26 | 0:21:31 | |
The crossword. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
Six down, five and four, "the cylinder is jammed". | 0:21:34 | 0:21:39 | |
The answer is Swiss roll. It's cryptic. I told you. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
-Why were you hiding your symptoms? -No more questions, Chris. I'm tired. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:49 | |
You could have died. Or did that not register either? | 0:21:51 | 0:21:56 | |
I'll have to go through tests, won't I? Being a decrepit mum. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
There's a support system in place for mothers over 40. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
Support system? | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
What does that involve? A man on standby with a tranquiliser gun, | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
in case I go rogue at the antenatal clinic? | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
We can train your husband to do that once he's back on his feet. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
-Oh, ha, ha! -Not that he'd ever pull the trigger, though, - | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
he clearly loves you. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:31 | |
What would you know? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
He must do! Look at what he has to put up with! I can tell you, | 0:22:33 | 0:22:38 | |
if I was married to you... | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
phew, I'd have been out the door, first opportunity I got. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
-And I'd hold it open for you. -I'm serious. But Sid? | 0:22:43 | 0:22:48 | |
He needs a medal, or his head examining, | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
which incidentally, I can arrange. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
-I think you should go. -You're a lucky woman. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
You're not going to do better than him. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
When you've decided what to do, make an appointment at the practice | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
and we'll set things in motion. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
-It won't be with you. -Too right, it won't. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
I'm going to refer you to Dr Jimmi Clay! | 0:23:06 | 0:23:10 | |
He's excellent at maternity cases. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
Bye, ladies, it's been fun. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
Mind how you go. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
Look out for foxes! | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
Especially you, Marjorie. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:36 | |
I know how you like to go in there like Rambo, | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
but that old fox'll make a feather boa out of you. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
And now I'm talking to the chickens like they're actually listening! | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
Time to go. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
MUSIC: "You Make Me Feel So Young" by Frank Sinatra | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
This wasn't how today was meant to be! | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
That's life, isn't it? That thing that happens to us | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
while we're busy making plans. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
And...you're going to stay? | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
So... We're going to be parents again? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
Why not? You did a great job with me. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:28 | |
And I'm moving in, so... | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
No, love, it's all changed now. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
-Think of yourself - I'll lend you some money. -I want to stay. -Why? | 0:24:33 | 0:24:39 | |
-I'm going to be a big sister. -Know what? | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
If it's a boy, let's call him Frank. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
Well, for keeping us feeling so young. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
And if it's a girl? | 0:24:47 | 0:24:48 | |
-Joy. -You big, soft... -No - don't make the bed shake. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:53 | |
You're right - that's what started all this! | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
-Too much information, Mum! -But you are happy, aren't you? | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
I think what I am... | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
is lucky. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
What did he say? | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
They'll continue with the fluids and antibiotics, | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
and run regular blood and urine tests throughout the night. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:30 | |
-That's it? -No, there is a chance he could deteriorate quite fast. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:38 | |
-I think we should stay here tonight. -Worst case? | 0:25:40 | 0:25:44 | |
I'm going to go home and get some things, do you want anything? | 0:25:44 | 0:25:48 | |
-What's the worst case? -We shouldn't be thinking like that. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
It's how I've been thinking for days. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
Mum, what's the worst thing that could happen? | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
If the antibiotics don't work, | 0:25:57 | 0:26:01 | |
his organs will start shutting down. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
Right. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:07 | |
And you wouldn't believe me. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
This isn't the time to start pointing the finger. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
We need to be there for him. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
I've been there the whole time. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
Where were you? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
Oh, that's right - not paying attention to what I was saying. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:28 | |
I made a judgement call based on the facts that I had to go on, | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
like I would with anyone else! | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
He must have felt really sick, why didn't he say anything? | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
He's been playing down his symptoms. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
-Then how could we have known? -I did know. And you didn't listen. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:45 | |
I wanted him here yesterday, Mum, but no, | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
you're the big shot doctor, | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
so you know what, if he dies, it's your fault. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:58 | |
-You revolting little man! -I'm so sorry! -Help! | 0:27:08 | 0:27:13 | |
-What would you know? -About caring for others? | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
Is that what you really want? | 0:27:15 | 0:27:16 | |
-To be banged up with a bunch of perverts? -No! | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
Then you'd better start talking! | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
Just leave it! | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
MONITOR EMITS STEADY BEEP | 0:27:21 | 0:27:22 | |
-I'll get someone! -Sam? | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
Darling, I'm here. I'm here, Sam, hang on! | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
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