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BIRDSONG

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COCK CROWS

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How about shepherd's pie?

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Can we do this later, love?

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Dinner doesn't just magic itself onto the table.

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I'm not Harry Potter!

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But you've got the broomstick for it.

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Cheeky!

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Ooh! How about a nice juicy steak?!

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Steak?! Have we won the lottery?

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It's three for a fiver, actually.

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If it's that cheap, it's probably horse meat.

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Or it's a bargain!

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Where does it say it's from on the label?

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It doesn't really have a label. Don't touch it, love. Seriously.

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What make of van is it?

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Why has everything got to be a bleeding police investigation?!

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All I wanted was for us to have a nice tea together,

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not do undercover surveillance for you!

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How should I know what kind of van it is!

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It's got a picture of a chicken on it. Is that any good?!

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Can you see the numberplate? No!

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There's things in front of it. I've got to go.

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I'm going to be late for work, OK.

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Yeah. Thank you. Bye. Yeah, all right. Bye, love.

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Karen! I did ask for those patient numbers yesterday.

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If you're not too busy.

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It's all right, he's not a doctor.

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DOOR SLAMS

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HE SIGHS

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I know how busy you doctors are.

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But it came on so fast.

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You hear a lot about these things. Meningitis. And, well...

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my wife were taken quite sudden and you worry.

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Always best to be on the safe side.

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Well, the good news is, it's not meningitis.

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Though her glands are quite swollen.

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It's pretty likely to be glandular fever.

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That's the one you get from kissing, isn't it?

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Hey! You haven't been kissing anyone, have you?! No.

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There are other ways of catching it. Touch.

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Drinking from the same cup.

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And the rash, it looks like a typical

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reaction between glandular fever and a certain type of antibiotic.

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But she hasn't had any antibiotics.

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Have you taken any other medicine, Caitlin? No. No? OK.

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Well, the first step is to do a blood test to confirm

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the glandular fever. We'll book you in to see the nurse today

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and we should get the results back in the next day or so.

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In the meantime, go home, get plenty of rest and call me

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if the rash gets any worse. All right. Thanks, Doctor.

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Come on.

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Thank you. See you.

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HE SIGHS

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Urgh, awww!

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What are you doing?! That's my tea.

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Just going to check on something. Back in a minute.

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Oi!

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Hey!

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Trading Standards. Good morning.

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Hello, yeah, my name is police Sergeant Hollins.

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I want to check if there's been any reports about a van selling

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extremely cheap meat from Letherbridge Market?

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Sorry, I did call your colleague back, but he was on the phone.

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We still haven't heard anything. Hang on a minute,

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are you saying that someone else has been asking about dodgy meat?

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You're not from Haybrook, about the stolen cows?

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So, you all find it funny that your work place

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is a health hazard, do you?

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I didn't realise that the minor surgery clinic

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had moved to the staff room!

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I thought it was just a rumour that managers ate human hearts.

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That I can go to the fridge and pull out something like this,

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bleeding all over every surface?

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Or a bottle of milk/cheese?

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A loaf of bread which thrown would kill.

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Never mind the gents toilets! I'm surprised

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we don't issue tetanus after every visit.

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All I'm trying to say, is that we should be here to cure

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the patients, not kill them.

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I'm going to have to defer to my learned friends on this.

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But I don't think a stale loaf of bread has ever triggered

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an outbreak of MRSA. THEY LAUGH

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Our cleaners are excellent

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and our hygiene standards are exemplary, as far as I'm aware.

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Not any more they're not.

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The cleaners weren't pulling their weight so I'm switching services.

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So that means, as of now, we're all going to have a little tidy

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ourselves. THEY GROAN

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You're each responsible for your own consulting room. No excuses.

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Don't worry, the staff room is mine.

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Much as I'd like to help, I'm afraid I've got patients all afternoon.

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So you're just going to have to take personal responsibility for my room as well. Ditto.

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Jimmi, I hear you're extremely talented in this area.

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You're team leader.

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Why's he so bothered about cleaning all of a sudden?

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He never was before.

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He just likes having something to complain about.

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All those years in the forces. He likes everything ship shape.

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Well, I'm not going to be bossed around by some sergeant major.

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And what was thing he said about Jimmi?!

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Maybe we should just humour him.

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So how was the bag-packing thing yesterday?

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Yeah, it was fine. Got about 400 quid.

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That's great!

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Yeah, I suppose.

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Is something on your mind? You're biting your nails.

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Happy now? HE SIGHS

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I'm sorry, he's not available.

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One second.

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Jimmi! John Cowell. He's going all mad...

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Hello. Dr Clay. How can I help?

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Don't worry. I can come and see her right now. OK. Bye.

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Karen, can you chase up those blood tests for me, please?

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Great. What's the owner's name?

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OK.

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And do you know what time it was reported stolen?

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OK, thank you.

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Hello, I'm Sergeant Hollins from Letherbridge Police.

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I may have a lead on the cattle you reported as stolen

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from your farm last week.

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I wondered if I could ask you a few questions.

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Actually it might be easier if I come to see you.

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Doctor. Yes. Thanks for coming. She's through here.

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PHONE RINGS Sorry.

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Hi.

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OK. Thanks, Karen.

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Right, well, it's definitely glandular fever.

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But the rash...

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You're sure you haven't taken any antibiotics? She hasn't.

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What have you eaten today, Caitlin? Nothing. Nothing.

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The milk, did you drink that?

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Mind if I...?

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I'm sure it's not the milk.

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These types of reactions usually come on very quickly after

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ingesting antibiotics.

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So if that's all she's drunk today...

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Well, you do want me to find out what's wrong with your daughter?

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In there.

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Is this it? From the farm?

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Straight from the cow. Nothing's been put in it.

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Have any of your animals been sick recently?

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The vet hasn't given any of them antibiotics,

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if that's what you mean.

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And you haven't used...? I know it's a difficult time for farmers.

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I don't fatten my animals up with drugs, if that's what you're saying.

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I'm sorry, I didn't mean... You think I'd deliberately

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make my daughter ill?!

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There must be a logical explanation for this.

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Maybe we should get DEFRA down. Not yet, not before...

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My milk gets tested every time the tanker comes.

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If there's a problem, I swear I'll report it.

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What on earth are you playing at?!

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You can't just chuck all our things out!

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You can eat your decomposing food in your own home,

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but I'm not having it here in the surgery.

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It's not decomposing! I bought it this morning!

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Deliberately poisoning yourself is no excuse for sick leave.

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It might be nothing, but I've just been with a farmer who

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I suspect might be giving his cattle illegal drugs.

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Antibiotics.

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Sergeant Hollins?!

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Chris? I've brought you a cup of tea.

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I've already got one, thanks.

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Are you all right? Did you know your door's locked? Yes.

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What's up with him?! He looked a bit peaky earlier.

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Don't ask me. I'm only his mother.

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And this is where the cows were taken from?

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You HAVE read my witness statement? The map on page four?

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It looks different at ground level.

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And that's where they got in?

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Right. OK. Page four.

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That's where they broke the lock.

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They thought it was a Transit and a cattle trailer.

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Probably a 24-footer.

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In your witness statement, you said you saw a white van acting

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suspiciously yesterday.

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They probably didn't bother to write that down correctly.

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Otherwise they might've found it by now. On the side of the van,

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was there any kind of design or logo?

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Yes. I told them that too. A chicken in a circle. Right.

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A van of that description's been seen selling

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meat at Letherbridge Market.

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And I think that there's every chance that at least

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some of your cows have been slaughtered.

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Who's co-ordinating the public health response?

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No-one yet.

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You do know about the antibiotics in those cows?

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Yeah, I read about that, but I didn't know what the cows were being treated for.

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That would be funny if this wasn't so serious.

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We're not talking about little doses given by the vet.

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We're testing antibiotics on these cows, to be expressed in their milk.

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Those cows are walking medicine factories.

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I'll be with my boss.

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Just buzz from reception when you're finished here.

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Sandeep, we've got a problem.

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MOBILE RINGS

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Hello. Hiya, yeah. You know that meat you bought this morning?

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Whatever you do, don't cook it, all right. What meat?!

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You told me not to buy it!

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Love, we've been married 22 years.

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I know you'd already bought it while you were asking me about it.

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It's 24, actually.

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Yeah, whatever.

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Anyway, can you keep it somewhere safe for me? I need it for work.

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You said you'd be home for tea!

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I'm not going to eat it! It's evidence.

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Is it diseased? It's been in the fridge with all our stuff!

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No, it hasn't got any diseases.

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So what's wrong with it?

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Love...

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I know. You can't tell me.

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Just keep it safe. I'll pick it up later.

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Rob... Bye.

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It's not what it looks like!

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MOBILE RINGS

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Don't tell me someone's eaten it. Eaten what?

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Ah, sorry, Jimmi. Thought you were Karen.

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What can I do you for?

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I've got a patient ill from contaminated milk. Antibiotics.

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I called the station and they said you were looking into it.

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They didn't get it from Letherbridge market, by any chance?

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No, they're on a farm. It's their own cows. Have you had other...?

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Sergeant Hollins!

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Where's the farm?

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Alder Vale. Off the A435.

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Alder Vale farm?

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Yep. Is this affecting other farms down here?

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I don't know yet. At the moment I'm up at Heathlands.

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The cattle research place.

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They've had some animals taken.

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Cattle rustlers? In Letherbridge, seriously?

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Yeah, I know. And it's probably a local farmer too.

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I really don't think this bloke...

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Yeah, but they were on an antibiotics trial.

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Listen, Jimmi, can I call you back please? Yeah.

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Alder Vale Farm.

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Thanks, I'll take it from here...

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I suppose you can tell a Holstein from a British Friesian at 20 metres, can you?!

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Chris! Yeah?

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There's that new pizza place. I thought maybe we could have dinner there instead of cooking.

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I'm not really in the mood. Thanks.

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Ah! Dr Haskey!

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Oh! Is this an official inspection?

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I'm afraid you'll find I haven't polished my combat boots.

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Well, at least everyone else has made some sort of effort.

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Hey! When it's worthwhile, I'm happy to pull my weight.

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But trying to eradicate every last molecule is a waste of time.

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We get kids coming in here and they live in these bubbles,

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these germ-free bubbles.

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That's no excuse.

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There are certain levels of hygiene one must maintain. It's so unfair.

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A FLY BUZZES AROUND THE ROOM

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She's much better now, you didn't need to call. We need to take Caitlin to hospital.

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We think we know what's been causing her reaction.

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We need to ask you some questions about your cows.

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It's my fault.

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I knew they were too cheap.

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You BOUGHT them?! From Matthew over the fields there.

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And you didn't check the tags?! They matched the passports.

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I just didn't... He's me neighbour I've known him for 15 years.

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You didn't wonder why he sold you them so cheaply?

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I'm sorry, no-one's that naive! You think I stole them?

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Well, it certainly looks that way!

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The cows were taken from a research centre.

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The antibiotics Caitlin ingested are experimental. She needs to go to hospital.

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These drugs, will she be OK?

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They ARE designed for human consumption.

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She'll probably be fine. I just feel like I've let her down.

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What kind of a man can't look after his own family?

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I've got a couple of officers questioning

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your neighbour, Mr Cowell. It would be great if you could help us

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identify the cows you bought from him.

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I've got the passports. They must be forged,

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but there might be something. Anything will help.

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I hope you've got a plan

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to warn anybody who might have bought that meat.

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I don't want to be accused of trying to hide what's happened here.

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We're doing all we can.

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What a mess.

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Rob wouldn't tell me a thing but apparently these steaks are really important.

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I've been handling them all day and I've washed my hands,

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but I want to know, am I going to get sick?!

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I had NO idea you could get that off with bleach.

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You, praise be, are a miracle worker!

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We've caught it in time? Don't worry, she's in safe hands now.

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Mr Cowell, I am arresting you for handling stolen goods,

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you do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence

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if you don't mention when questioned, something you

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later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence. I didn't know anything about this!

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Ignorance is no excuse. You have no idea, have you?!

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The farm's gone to pot, and now Caitlin and I'm what? Going to court? Prison?

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I'm sorry, mate. We'll explain it all to the CPS.

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What does that mean? They won't prosecute, will they?

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I can't guarantee that.

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But I am going to let you go with Caitlin.

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We'll do the procedure later.

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What's going to happen? What's going to happen to us?

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Mr Cowell, they're ready to leave now.

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SIREN BLARES

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HE WINCES

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Mum, what are you doing?

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I just thought I'd come and see how you are.

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Well, you've seen now.

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HE SIGHS What?

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You just seem a bit tense. Is there something on your mind?

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I'm a bit tense because you've been lurking in doorways watching me all day.

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I haven't seen you bite your nails like that since your A-Levels.

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I'm fine, all right? I can handle this.

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Chris, maybe it's time you talked to someone

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about everything that happened with your dad.

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There's a great counselling service at St Phil's.

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Yeah, that's a great idea.

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I can tell them exactly what happened, can't I?

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I didn't mean it like that. Maybe you could talk to me.

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And what if I don't want to talk about it?

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What if I just want to get on with my life and not

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go over and over everything until that's all I flippin' think about?

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Sorry, I just thought talking might help.

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If you're so keen on talking, maybe you should go and see someone.

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All right, fine. I won't mention it again.

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Your tea is in an evidence bag!

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Hmmm. One sentence I never thought I'd hear you say.

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Actually, I think cooking tonight might be a bit ambitious.

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Well, I think all we've got in the house is crispy pancakes and pickled onions.

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So unless you fancy any of that, we should get a take out.

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Music to my ears. I'm choosing though.

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Can't trust you with food anymore.

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Uh, excuse me!

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HE WHISTLES

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I know you can't talk to anyone about what happened with your dad.

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I don't need to talk about Dad.

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The worst thing is that I'm going to be losing my hair.

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I was just wondering if there's something I should know,

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about my performance?

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They've only said that she's been taken into intensive care.

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Intensive care?!

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Medics are notoriously bad at diagnosing themselves.

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That's my fate.

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