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BABY CRYING | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
GRUNTING | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Get off me ! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Stop! Police! Stop! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
PHONE RINGING | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
'Hiya, you finished for the day?' | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Yeah, I'm just on my way home now | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
and I've had the chief bug hunter on the phone - | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
we are officially as pest free as they can make us. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
Really?! Oh, finally! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
So I'm an Angie-free zone? That woman's been doing my head in. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:16 | |
We're going to be back in our own beds again! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Yeah, one we don't have to share with cat fleas. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
I should get her some flowers. Hang on, what did you just say? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
The exterminator confirmed | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
that the fleas were most commonly found on cats. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
How do they know that? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Because they've got little passports that say, "Meow!" How do I know? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
'What I'm trying to figure out is how they got in to the house, | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
'seeing as you did not let the stray in.' | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Well, I might once or twice, when it was raining. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
Anyway, I'm really glad you got it sorted. Ah, thank you. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
And...? | 0:01:47 | 0:01:48 | |
And you were right. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
AND...? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
And I was wrong about where they came from, | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
and I'm really, really sorry. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
There you go. All right, speak to you later. Bye. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
Doesn't need stitches. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Not leaking any sawdust then! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
Take more than this to put me out of action. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
I do need to clean it up though. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
Do you hurt anywhere else apart from the cut? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
Vision's a bit blurry. I'll be fine, it'll clear. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
-Well, you just stay sitting. -I need to get back out on the street. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Trying to make him keep still for five minutes? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
-Good luck with that one. -Brian. -That was you in the park, was it? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
Can't say I'm surprised. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
There's no stopping this guy - | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
fighting crime, saving troubled youths, | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
raising funds for every good cause going. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
Last year it was abseiling | 0:02:31 | 0:02:32 | |
to raise funds for heart disease research, wasn't it? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Down the side of the Bullring. Not very far. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
Didn't I sponsor you for something else last week? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
-Cycling the Cotswolds for a youth and sports centre. -Get off me! | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
-Hope you've been generous? -Stop pushing me! | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
I'd better go. Make sure he stays sat. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
-At least until I've checked his eyesight. -I'll be fine. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Use your handcuffs if you have to. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
I can't sit here doing nothing. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
You could always write up your report. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
-Afternoon. -Hi. -PHONE RINGING | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Sorry, I better get that | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
-Long day? -Huh? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
You've been running on coffee since you got here. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Are you working for the caffeine police, now as well? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
I'm just... I'm just not sleeping that's all. Oh, for... | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
Dr Haskey, your 4.30 appointment has finally turned up. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
They're 20 minutes late. They'll have to make another appointment. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
And they have promptly been sick on the doorstep. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Well, you need a mop not a doctor. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
I do not think it is prudent to turn them away. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
You go, I'll finish here. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
-Oh, there we go. Doctor's here now. -Come on in. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Oh, poor thing, bless. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
Hey! I, erm, I meant to ask, how did your stargazing go the other night? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
-Oh, well, I, er... I really would not like to discuss it. -Oh. Why? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
Well, it did not go as planned. There was, well, cloud coverage. | 0:03:56 | 0:04:02 | |
Oh, that's a shame. Erm, are they still going on? The showers. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
Yes, yes, they will last for another two or three nights | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
but I do not think Dr Carter or myself | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
would like to repeat the experience. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
No, no, for me and Rob. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
I want to say thank you for him sorting out the house. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
Oh! Oh, well yes! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
You will have to go somewhere where there is no light pollution. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
Somewhere where you can see the whole sky. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
In the country? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:26 | |
Yes, but you will meet some very strange types. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
Oh, just think, the two of us on a blanket, | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
bottle of bubbly, lovely food. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
We could see meteors and fireworks! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
Yes, well, as long as I do not have to hear the sordid details! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:45 | |
I want a solicitor, me. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:46 | |
Well, I'm sure there's one on the way. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Ow! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
Does it hurt when you breathe in? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
-It hurts all the time. -OK, can you lift your T-shirt up for me, please? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
Bit of a cougar? | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
T-shirt. | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
-He didn't have to kick me whilst I was on the floor. -Right. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
Take a deep breath. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
Have you told PC Miles? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
What's the point? They all stick together. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Yeah, well, not always. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:22 | |
I-I don't feel well. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
"Letherbridge meteor display - good visibility." | 0:05:31 | 0:05:36 | |
"Rock-it Gazers." | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Mrs Hollins, should you not be doing that in your own time? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
Uh-uh. Ooh, look, see, here. "Like-minded, watching tonight. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
"Clear ground, high up, good turnout, all beginners welcome." | 0:05:48 | 0:05:55 | |
"Always guaranteed of a good display." | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
"Come whether you're equipped or not." | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
That's a point. Eh, do you think... | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
Do you think Heston would lend me a telescope? | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
These people sound most accommodating. I'm sure. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
They are very clearly wanting to share the experience with you. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:11 | |
-Has it got directions? -Mm, here. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
Erm... Ooh, hiya! Don't get too comfy, I've got something planned. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
A surprise - you've never seen anything like it. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
-How are you feeling now? -I'm OK. What about the lad? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Well, I don't think he's fit to be questioned yet. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
When I think of how hard the kids at the youth centre work to improve their lot and I look at him. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:37 | |
Still, maybe he's never had any support. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
-You, OK? -Yeah, I'm fine. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
-All the same, let's get you checked out. -Really, I'm OK. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Don't argue with the doc. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
Can you take a seat in my office for a minute? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
I just want to have a quick word with Brian. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
What's up? | 0:06:56 | 0:06:57 | |
-Glen Harrow has got significant fresh bruising. -And...? | 0:06:57 | 0:07:02 | |
He wants to make an official complaint. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Big surprise. They all try and swing that one. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
Yeah, I know, but somebody gave him a good kicking. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Des is a decent bloke. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
Well, you know him better than I do. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
But just because he's a decent bloke, | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
doesn't mean that he didn't flip. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
Nah, I don't buy it, Doc. Not him. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
OK. Is your vision still blurred? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
Er, more in this one. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
Bung us a couple of aspirins and I'll have an early night. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
Actually I'm more worried about the lad. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
You said he wasn't fit to interview? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
You should concentrate on yourself. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
I understand you've got to do your job to do but... | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
he did look a bit banged up before I defended myself. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
It's not me you should be telling. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
Has your sight improved at all? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Des...? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
Worse. | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
Right, I'm going to send you to St Phil's for some tests. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
-I can't do them here. -What for? | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
Well, just need to rule a few things out. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
-Brian! -It's a waste of time. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
Can you arrange some transport to St Phil's please? | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Right. No probs. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:19 | |
No! I don't want to wait round in casualty half the night. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
If I'm no better, I'll go in the morning. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Will you stop being a hero for two seconds and listen to Dr Reid? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
All right, all right. I'll go...but I'll walk. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
I could do with stretching my legs. All right? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
-Des! -I said I'll walk. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
-Look, Dr Reid said... -I need the practise. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
-What for cycling the Cotswolds? -No, no, no, the next project. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
I thought walking the Great Wall of China next year, | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
for the Police Benevolent Fund? Fancy joining me? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
No, thanks. Listen, this lad, he's made a formal complaint. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
-Said you went in hard, boots first. -What that I...? No way! | 0:08:55 | 0:09:00 | |
-Let me have a word with him, get it sorted. -That's a definite no. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
-Listen, I know you didn't do it but this is serious. -I... | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
I had to get him to the ground to put on the cuffs but that's it. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
Well, you have to tread carefully. He'll be with a solicitor by now. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Oh, Brian! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Hospital. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
I need a doctor! You out there? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
Yeah. I don't feel well! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
That is a nice ale. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:42 | |
You usually have to come to somewhere a little bit more select than this | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
to get something as good as that. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:47 | |
I bow to your superior knowledge. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
In this, as in all things. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
What's causing the insomnia then? Is it something to do with your aunt? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
-I thought this was a no-strings drink? -Oh, come on. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
I'm just not sleeping. It happens. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Mind won't switch off...and if I do drift away I get...uneasy dreams. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:09 | |
Must be something causing it? | 0:10:11 | 0:10:12 | |
I'm in this...situation. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Professional? | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
Personal? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
OK, so it's not something it's someone? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
You got a lady and she's keeping you up at night? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
Oh, oh! Oh, you have! I'm right! Oh, my God, Haskey scores. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
It's not like that but, yeah, there is a girl, | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
a woman, a lady. Female. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Yeah? | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
We get along really, really well. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
It's early days yet. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
-Who is she? -You don't know her. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
She's just like one of the lads, you know. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
She loves a pint but... S-She's just, she's really great. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
Dark horse, aren't you? So you going out then? | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
We're keeping cards close to chest, but...yeah, yeah, we are. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:07 | |
That pretend copper, you should see what he did to me. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Well, let's not worry about that now... | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Nah, I want a proper lawyer. Not some legal aid spam head. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
Hi, this is Glen Harrow. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
-19, rib injury, abdominal pain and collapse. -OK. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:29 | |
-Right. I'll see you later. -Bye-bye. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
So she sends me an email about this other bloke, | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
claiming that he's a fireman but she'd much prefer doctors | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
cos we don't tend to get our eyebrows singed off. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
True - although Daniel gets his eyebrows waxed. Trade secret. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:50 | |
You'd never know. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
No, she sounds great. I'm made up for you. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
What did you say her name was? | 0:11:56 | 0:11:57 | |
Jack...kie. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
With a C-K, not Q-U. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
Jas? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
Hi. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:09 | |
-I'm just looking for Kevin, you've not seen him, have you? -No? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
Oh, he said he'd stand me dinner. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
Well, I could eat something. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
Er...well. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:20 | |
Yeah, you could join us. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Al could do with some dating advice, | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
-be good to get a woman's perspective? -He's joking. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
-Really? -No, I'm not, her name's Jackie. She was a secret girlfriend. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
-Well, she WAS secret. -You've got a girlfriend? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
She really goes for men with eyebrows, doesn't she? | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
Right, so, it's my round. What are you going to have? | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
Oh, dry white, thanks. So you're a sly one? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
Come on, spill. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
How do I begin? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:47 | |
We're here. Here! | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Finally, can I take this off yet? | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
Oh, go on then. Next time I'm going to use a gag as well, | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
the amount of complaining you do. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
And the surprise is...we're lost?! | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
No? You've got me a new sat nav and we're going to use it to get home? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
-Guess again. -You've murdered Angie and we're going to bury her. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
-Rob! -Only joking. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
You've murdered Mrs Tembe. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
-Evening. -I'd almost given up on you. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:21 | |
I had to bring Glen Harrow in. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
-How are you? -Still breathing. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
-Any news? -Let's not make something out of nothing. -Here we go. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
Told me I've got a lesion on my optic nerve. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Might be a tumour. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
-Well, you seem to be taking it very well. -What can you do? | 0:13:35 | 0:13:39 | |
One more challenge to face. Got to be fighting fit for our one. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
-What's this? -Brian's joining me on walking the Great Wall of China. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
-In an eye patch, if need be. -Really? | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
Can't you give him something? Bromide in his tea, or whatever? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
I'm afraid that'll just make him more focused, if anything. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
What's the word on Glen Harrow? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:56 | |
You don't need to think about him right now. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
They're just checking. We'll find out soon. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
Can I have a quick word? | 0:14:02 | 0:14:03 | |
Glen Harrow collapsed, it could be anything - | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
cracked rib, punctured lung, damaged spleen - | 0:14:17 | 0:14:22 | |
but this isn't just about Des, now he's talking about suing... | 0:14:22 | 0:14:27 | |
and if the defence make a case on excessive force then... | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
Des was only doing his job | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
and now the boss wants in on it, so there'll be an inquiry... | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
Given the medical evidence, there'll have to be one. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
-PHONE RINGING -Hang on. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
Steve? What's the word? | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
Really? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
Reliable? Thanks for that. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
Well, what do you know? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
Harrow was seen scrapping with someone else in the park earlier. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
Taking a right kicking, apparently. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
When are these meteors supposed to start showing up? | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
I don't know. Mrs Tembe said something about the earth revolving into their path. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:08 | |
If I'd known, I'd have dug me old binoculars out. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
Oh I'm sure somebody'll lend us some. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
They're ever so friendly on the website. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
So...if Mrs Tembe suggested this, | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
I suppose there's some kind of fancy picnic to go with it? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:23 | |
Well... | 0:15:23 | 0:15:24 | |
..from the deli counter, please note, not the chiller cabinet. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
Nice. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:31 | |
Wait till you try it with these... | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
and all washed down with your favourite real ale - I'm driving. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:39 | |
Perfect. Thanks, love. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
I know my man. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:42 | |
Why is nobody else getting out of their cars? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
Probably waiting for it to start. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
Go on, have a sausage roll. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
-Where you going? -I'm going to see if there's anybody else over there. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:58 | |
Well, this is where they said to park. | 0:15:58 | 0:15:59 | |
Yeah, but they might be setting up the telescopes. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
I'm going to have a quick shufty. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
Hiya, guys. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Karen? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:27 | |
Oh, hello. Nice night for it. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
Rude! | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
Excuse me, do you know what's going on? | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
On the message board they said we didn't need to bring a telescope. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
That's not a telescope! | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
Rob! Rob! | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
Get in the car, quick - and forget about the food! | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
Have you got any idea where you've brought us? | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
He's wearing a mask - are they Devil worshippers! | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
It's a dogging site, you fool! Now get in before... SIRENS WAILING | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
-Eh! -It's all right. OK. It's all right. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:09 | |
What do you want? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:14 | |
-If you've come to gloat, you'll be laughing on the other side of your face soon. -Nothing of the sort. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:18 | |
-I'm here to say thanks. -You what? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
They found something they might not have. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
If it hadn't been for you clocking me one over the head, who knows? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Your word against mine... | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
as long as they keep you alive for a court case. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
They reckon I need an op, I'm getting worse... | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
-Your fault, Des. -Hang on, we both know I didn't use that much force. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:38 | |
You'll still be in the dock yourself, regardless. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
Sad, isn't it? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
No-one really wins in a case like this. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
-Life's too short. -Yours is. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
Maybe we should talk it through with the police? | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
You've got to see the sense in that? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
I think you're a bright lad, considering. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
What, you nearly died and now you see the good in everything? | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
No, no, you are a bright lad. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
It took imagination to come up with that abandoned baby thing. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
You're impressed by my mugging skills? | 0:18:01 | 0:18:02 | |
I'm saying you've got a brain, how about using it to do some good? | 0:18:02 | 0:18:07 | |
It didn't take that much to come up with the idea. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
Plus... | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
that happened to me. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
What did? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
Abandoned when I was a baby, left outside a hospital in a blanket, | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
taken into care, treated like a dog that no-one wanted. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
I learned summat from life - | 0:18:23 | 0:18:24 | |
take what you can, no-one's going to give it you. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:28 | |
Ha, I'll remember that one! | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
What do you mean? | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
What? Seriously? You believed me? | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
You muppet. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
Maybe the judge'll fall for that n'all. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
-Why are you doing this? -Ka-ching. -Have you got any redeeming qualities? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
Don't try and appeal to my better side, there isn't one. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
You could make something of your life, live with dignity, | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
-voluntary work, helping folk worse off than yourself. -Like you? | 0:18:49 | 0:18:53 | |
You think being good'll win the day, give your life meaning? | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
Do you think you're worth more than me cos you're nice? | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
You're nothing. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
-You're wrong. -No. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:03 | |
You think you're doing right, | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
but you're only making yourself feel better, mate, there's no difference. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
Not my problem you've wasted all your life trying to be a big shot. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
Look at you, lonely old sod. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
Ah! | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
GROWLS: You put me through a court case, | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
you'd better pray whatever I've got finishes me off... | 0:19:22 | 0:19:27 | |
otherwise I'll be waiting for you and I'll have nothing to lose. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:33 | |
And if you think this is painful? You wait. You've got no idea. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:38 | |
Des, you shouldn't be in here. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
No, I just wanted to see how he was doing. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Nah! Get him out of here he was just trying to kill me! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
The way he gave you all those injuries? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
We know about the other fight. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:49 | |
Look, if you'd a just come in then, he was losing his nut! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
And where were you? | 0:19:52 | 0:19:53 | |
All right, I admit... | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
I owed money and got done over this morning, | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
but that's no excuse for him just going off his nut. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
I'm not listening, mate, why should we believe you? | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
So, have you got any pet names? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
Are you going to be "babe-ing" her a lot? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
I thought I'd take the, "Yo, Mamma," approach. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
To babes and mammas - and Al and Jackie. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
Al and Jackie. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
-Wonder what happened to Kevin? -Who cares. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
So, let's get serious for a moment. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
We're both happy for you and Jackie's a very lovely girl. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
-With an eyebrow fetish. -With an eyebrow fetish! | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
An eyebrow fetish! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:42 | |
Which is fortunate because I can send messages with mine. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
Here's one coming in... | 0:20:46 | 0:20:47 | |
"Jimmi...it's your round." | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
I don't get it! | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
No, but, come on, there's one thing that we really want to know. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
Is she better than me at darts? | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
Cos if she thinks she is, you can tell her from me... | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
it's on, biatch! | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
I'm going to get some drinks. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:06 | |
Seriously, it's...it's really great that you've got someone | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
and, erm, I'm sorry for blowing out dinner with you the other night. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:17 | |
-Oh... -No, no. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:18 | |
Seriously, I am up to here in wrong. So...I'm sorry. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:23 | |
I thought it was a come on, but it was just mates having dinner, wasn't it? | 0:21:23 | 0:21:28 | |
So, darts later? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
Well, you could certainly use the practise. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
Cheeky! | 0:21:37 | 0:21:38 | |
I shouldn't have gone there, I know. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
You'll have to tell the boss, along with everything else. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
Tell him what? His story doesn't add up, mate! | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
That I lost it just then. He really got to me. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
-Oh, I'll just have to face up to it in court. -I didn't see anything. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
-You did. -All I saw was a good man having a bad day... | 0:21:58 | 0:22:02 | |
Whatever happened, I'm sure you didn't mean it. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
But I did mean it, I was furious, he wound me up! | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
-And he made me realise... -What? | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
What's it all for? What am I really doing? | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
I've never hurt anyone in my life and now this? | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
I'm not the person people think I am... | 0:22:20 | 0:22:24 | |
and all the good I've done? | 0:22:24 | 0:22:25 | |
Yeah, he's right... | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
it's worth nothing. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
Yeah, yeah. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:33 | |
It was the wife's idea of a treat, | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
you know, she wanted to surprise me with a meteor shower. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:39 | |
Yes, a real meteor shower. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
This better be a wind-up! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
That's not some pervy code for what doggers get up to. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
I didn't even know where we were going, I was blindfolded. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:54 | |
-INTERVIEWERS LAUGH -No, no, that doesn't sound right. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
I was wanting to show my hard-working husband | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
how much I love him in a nice, clean, non-dogging way... | 0:23:00 | 0:23:05 | |
As I've said, it was Karen's idea. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
..with a pork pie and a pickled onion | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
and, no, that's not some pervy code either. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
Some of her mates from work had done it a few nights ago... | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
the stargazing thing. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
I have told you, it was my idea. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
So, if you want to arrest anybody, it should be me. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
It's not like you caught me with my trousers down or anything. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:29 | |
And if I have to hear one more joke about seeing a full moon or Uranus, | 0:23:29 | 0:23:33 | |
you'll be adding assault to the charge sheet. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
But you've made such a difference? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:39 | |
I appreciate that but... | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
Ignore that scrote Harrow. You can't help everyone. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
-I know that... -Look, you can't let people like that stop you doing | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
the good work you've done to make other people's lives better. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
Yeah, but what if I am doing it to make my life less empty? | 0:23:49 | 0:23:53 | |
What if is about me and not them? | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
Brian, you're always telling me, what about MY life? | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
Yeah, what about it? | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
Well, perhaps, perhaps I should retire. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
-I don't know how long I've got now. -None of us know that! | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
Right, I'm going to get this surgery or whatever sorted... | 0:24:08 | 0:24:13 | |
and then I'm going to live life for myself. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
I'll honour my commitments but after that... | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
-I think you've earned it. -So do I. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
So, no Great Wall of China. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:25 | |
Just, head off, follow the sun, go where I want. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:29 | |
Right then...how about a boozy weekend in Barcelona? | 0:24:30 | 0:24:34 | |
-On me. Any takers? -Well... | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
-I'll take that as a yes and you're my witness. -Fair enough. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
-I am so sorry. -Let's just go. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
You wait until I get my hands on Mrs Tembe. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
You want Mrs Tembe to find out about what happened tonight? | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
No. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:53 | |
-Karen? -Oh, flaming Ada. Hi! | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
Bit late to be calling in on Rob, isn't it? Evening, Rob. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Yeah, no, well, erm...what it was, | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
was I thought I heard a noise, in the back garden, didn't I? | 0:25:04 | 0:25:09 | |
Well, was it, a burglar or something? | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
-We don't know but once you've made the call... -Absolutely. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
-Well, I'm sure it was nothing. -That's right. Come on. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
Probably just a neighbour's dog got loose | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
-and was rummaging around in the bushes. -Leave it. She knows. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
I'm sure he's in the doghouse for it now. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
BARKING | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
Head held high. Smile. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
BARKING AND HOWLING | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
-Aargh! -Ow! | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
Why don't you stay at my place? Take your mind off things. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
From the symptoms you're describing, | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
it sounds as if you could be pregnant. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
I'll get the other bags. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:50 | |
Are you moving in? | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
-I just want you to stop lying to me. -I will, I promise. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
Right. That's it! | 0:25:55 | 0:25:56 | |
See, I don't mind your fancy food but don't talk during my soap! | 0:25:56 | 0:26:01 | |
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