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Miss you.

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Hi.

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Thought you might be here.

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It's nice here.

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Peaceful.

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Hardly seems a year, does it?

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Well, it is. It's a whole year.

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And, yeah, it's lovely considering it's a cemetery.

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Sorry.

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It's fine.

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Put the kettle down! Two glasses, poshest we've got!

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Why?

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Last three modules, right, 76, 68 and...

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81%!

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It's a mistake, isn't it?

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What, so I can't get a good result now?

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Yeah, you can get a good...

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result, but...

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You know, I was up till three in the morning last night

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trying to get my head around metabolic bloody pathways,

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and you were out...?

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-Clubbing.

-Exactly! Like you do every night.

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I'm so... I'm sorry, Dad.

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HE CHUCKLES

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-Is this real?

-Yeah.

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-Cheers.

-Cheers!

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HE SIGHS

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You want to know the secret?

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Hard work and dedication?

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What is it?

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Quack.

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HE IMITATES QUACKING

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HE LAUGHS

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What?

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You don't have to hang about all day. You've got surgery.

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I took the day off.

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Right.

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Do you remember the time she wore that stupid octopus outfit?!

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Oh, Kevin! You don't have to do this.

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I don't want to sit here all day swapping Freya memories with you.

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I should never have gone to the graveyard.

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It's just another day, yeah?

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No. Actually, it's not just another day.

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So, come on...

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..give me a good memory.

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Nothing kinky, mind!

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Have you really taken the day off?

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You got anything better to do?

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SHE SIGHS

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OK. Erm...

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What would Freya do?

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She'd do something really daft.

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I'm not dressing up as an octopus!

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Something meaningful.

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Something special.

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And then she'd blog about it.

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THEY CHUCKLE

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Have you got your laptop?

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Yeah. It's in the car.

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It's the best pill I ever popped. Hands down.

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You want?

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Where do you get it?

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Are you a dealer?!

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No!

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Right, you get it in bulk off the internet.

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Comes in from China, labelled as fertiliser

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and I just, erm, just repackage it.

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Do you want in?

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Cos it's getting pretty big, I could do with a partner.

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This could be something different, man.

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Some new chemical that no-one knows anything about.

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We could make a fortune.

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I'm serious! This could be...

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..this could be really big.

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She poured so much energy into this.

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Into everything.

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Hang on, what's this?

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A Balloon For Lupus?

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I don't remember that.

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What...? A sponsored walk?

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With balloons, raising money for lupus charities.

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£1,000.

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She didn't do it, though. Look at the date.

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-She must have been planning something...

-Special.

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We could do it.

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Traipsing around Letherbridge with balloons?! I don't think so.

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No, come on! You said it yourself.

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We need to do something special, mark the moment.

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COMPUTER BEEPS

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COMPUTER BEEPS

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Oh, give me strength!

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Ohh!

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COMPUTER BEEPS

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Easy to say.

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COMPUTER BEEPS

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COMPUTER BEEPS

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SHE GASPS

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You evil woman!

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And don't come back!

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Hasn't that kettle boiled yet?! >

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SHE SIGHS

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Stupid troll.

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COMPUTER BEEPS

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SHE GASPS

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SHE EXHALES SLOWLY

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That puts an R in six down.

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Third letter.

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Barcelona.

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Hello? Pay attention. Six down.

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Six down? Erm...

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"A lone crab, disturbed. Mediterranean port."

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Nine letters.

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Third letter, R.

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What's the matter with you today? You're all over the place.

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Actually...

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It's... You're a bit old to blame the time of the month.

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It's nothing.

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Right. Six down. Barcelona.

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This is stupid.

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We're not going to raise much money if we only tell people about it now.

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Well, maybe not £1,000, but that's not the point, is it?

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Can you upload this onto her website?

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I don't know her password.

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"Sunshine."

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You what?

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-SINGS:

-Bring me sunshine!

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"Sunshine" was her password for everything.

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You got her bank account details while you're at it?

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Just upload it, will you?

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-We're not going to make much money.

-Do it!

-OK.

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Three cheers for the walkers! Hip, hip, hooray!

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Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray!

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Oh, it's so exciting! So absolutely Freya!

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You must be Mandy?

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I'm so sorry for your loss.

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And you're Kevin, Dr Tyler?

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-Yeah.

-Marie Lockyer. "Friend of Freya."

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-From the website?

-Yeah. There are dozens of us.

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Not here, silly! Online. A little community.

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We have members all over the world.

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I have a certain pre-eminence as the only Friend

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who ever actually met her. She was my doctor.

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Ah, so you're registered at the surgery?

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Anyway, this is such a marvellous plan of yours.

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She was so concerned about lupus patients,

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especially after her aunt...

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You know Patti?

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Oh, I know everything. Test me!

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HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

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Well, it's nice to have met you. I hope you've sponsored us.

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Oh, yes.

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Can I come with you?

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Er, well...

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Why not?

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I've brought my own balloons.

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Yeah, yeah. It'll be... It'll be fun.

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KNOCKING AT DOOR

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HE WHISTLES

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Wake up! Oi! Come on.

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Do you know, there's been next to no proper pharmacological evaluation about this stuff?

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It doesn't even have a proper scientific name, mate.

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I can't even find anything about it on the internet.

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Thirsty.

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I thought you might be. There you go.

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Do you know anything about it?

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I know I can make a fat profit on it.

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No, I mean... What is it?

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What happens when you pop one of these bad boys? What's it...?

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What's the chemistry? What's it stimulating? What's it depressing?

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-What do you care?

-It's interesting.

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It's basic pharmacology.

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You know, the stuff I was trying to learn last night.

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Oh, yeah! Metabolic bloody pathways.

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Yeah, but that was all text book stuff.

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This, my friend, is the real deal.

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The application of knowledge.

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You know, we could be the first people ever

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to actually look at this stuff, work out what it can do.

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I mean, look at what it did for your powers of concentration!

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She was a revelation to me.

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I mean, I knew what feminism was, in theory.

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I just never really...

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Well... I never thought it applied to me.

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And she made it fun.

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That sounds like Freya.

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She used to call me her "Secret Sister"!

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Made me feel special.

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Yeah, she was good at that.

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Hello!

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Um, are you Freya's friends?

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ALL: Yes.

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I saw the new blog post.

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I, erm...

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I don't have money for lupus, but...

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They are apple biscuits. From Lithuania.

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They give you energy.

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That's, erm, that's really lovely.

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Yeah, they look great.

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"Lithuanian Lady"?

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Yes.

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"Secret Sister."

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Oh.

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I never...

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It's OK.

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-You know, I never actually said how old I was.

-No.

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So, we meet.

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I'm so pleased.

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-I'm Ruta.

-Marie.

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-And I'm Mandy.

-And I'm Kevin.

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So, hello!

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Are you joining us?

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No, no. I, erm, just...

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To show support.

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I don't have balloon.

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Red or blue?

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Are you sure?

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-Definitely.

-It'd be really lovely.

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Acid's got loads of therapeutic uses.

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It's just, you know, they panic and then they make it illegal,

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then all the research goes out the window.

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And there's this amazing chemical,

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but we don't know half of what it can do.

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And this stuff, well...

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No-one tests this kind of stuff for potential benefits

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because it's just an illegal high.

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It's not illegal.

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Yeah, not yet.

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Look, I'm not saying that quack is actually some kind of wonder drug,

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I'm just saying that someone should be looking at what it can do...

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Yeah! Could be the cure for Parkinson's or something!

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Yeah, could be. Who knows what it could be

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when no-one's got the balls to find out.

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Yeah. Do you mind, mate? I'm having a dump.

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Thank you.

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Here they are!

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Welcome, brave marchers. We offer sustenance to you all.

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Oh, hello, Mrs Lockyer!

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Hello, Doctor.

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Lovely bow tie.

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Ah. Oh, we don't seem to have enough tea.

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I'll make you another one. Give it.

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Karen, Heston, this is Marie and Ruta. Friends of Freya.

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As were we all.

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I think it's a lovely idea.

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Not sure my feet agree.

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Have you seen how much you've raised?

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I checked while the kettle was boiling. £435!

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Two hours ago it was only a tenner!

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-Freya is proud.

-Uh-huh!

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So, where next? Where does the trail take you?

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Er, every park and bit of woodland in Letherbridge,

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and then we're finishing at The Mill. Freya had the whole route mapped out.

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She never did anything by halves.

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-Are they, er...?

-No.

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-Good for her!

-They're not!

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LAUGHTER

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You know, we talk about you.

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What do you mean?

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Freya's Friends.

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When she was alive, Freya writes about you all the time.

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Yeah, I remember.

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And, when she dies, we all worry for you.

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I'm managing.

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You are not how I imagine.

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I was a little bit in love with her.

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So I hope you are horrible. Horrible girlfriend.

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Poor Freya.

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I was horrible, towards the end.

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No. You are lovely.

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KEVIN: Come on!

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-Give them a chance.

-My feet are killing me.

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I don't know why they can't just keep up.

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It's not a route march!

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Well, I'm not hanging around.

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It was stupid idea anyway.

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It was an excellent idea, raising money for an excellent cause.

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I could've just written a cheque for £435 and gone back to work.

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And missed out on all the fun?!

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Come on, they'll catch us up soon enough.

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There you are.

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I printed off your route map and schedule.

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You're running a bit behind, I think.

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And you are?

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No friend of Freya.

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Does that help?

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I'm the other man.

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The husband whose wife chooses to lead a secret life

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in which he plays no part.

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In fact, a secret life in which men have no role whatsoever.

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I don't know what you're doing here.

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What are you, an inverse trannie?

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Enough's enough.

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-QUIETLY:

-I'm sorry.

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What just happened?

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I don't know.

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Did you really think I didn't know what was going on in my own house?

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It's my house, too.

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I choose to forgive you.

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ENGINE STARTS

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Maybe we could call the police?

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And what? "We saw a wife go home with her husband.

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"Can you arrest them please, Officer?"

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-We don't even know where they live!

-Yeah, we do. She's a patient.

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-You know where she lives?

-Yeah.

-No!

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We can't.

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You know where he takes her, but...?

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-Data protection, patient confidentiality.

-Oh, Kevin!

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Well, I suppose we could...

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Nurse Marquez, would you agree with me that one of the patients

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from our practice is clearly showing signs of mental distress,

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and, therefore, a house call might be in order?

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Definitely, Dr Tyler.

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Yes!

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Right. We should call Mrs Tembe, then.

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Methamphetamine.

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-And that?

-Mmm.

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Mephedrone.

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Also marketed as plant fertilisers,

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so I'm guessing that quack is somewhere in this territory.

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Yeah, but they look the same to me.

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Well, they pretty much are, except for subtle changes here,

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different symmetries.

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You know, all these drugs are pretty much the same,

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except for where they're not.

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And that's the bit that makes all the difference.

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You're serious.

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Aren't you?

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Yeah.

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-Yeah.

-Yeah, it is cool.

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Yeah.

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Is it this weekend we're seeing the Davidsons, or next?

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Don't be tiresome.

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Get out of my house! >

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Mrs Lockyer, as a colleague of your GP, am I welcome in your home?

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Yes... Yes, I suppose you...

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-I'll call the police!

-Yeah?

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Make sure you ask for Sergeant Hollins.

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This is your secret?

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This is my reality.

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You were my secret.

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-You and Freya.

-Don't ever mention that woman's name again!

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You have problem with Freya?

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Not since she died, no.

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But the fat cow's still got her claws in my wife!

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-And I won't have it!

-What you call her?

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Fat cow! And I've got plenty of names for the likes of her.

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And I have one for you.

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He is "Clarissa".

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Potency? Dose?

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-This is stupid.

-These are all the right questions.

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Yeah, but we don't have the answers!

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Like, proper drugs testing, that's...

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that's big labs, rats in cages,

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mass spectrometers.

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Yeah, and trials! Yeah, how do we even do a trial?

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All this time...

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Surprise!

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Why didn't you kick him out?

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Freya was the moderator.

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She was too nice.

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Always wanting to give me a second chance.

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Or a third, a fourth.

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And then, after she die, nobody know the password to stop Clarissa.

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Right, well, I can help you with that.

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All the time I was in the study, with my friends,

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you were in here spying on me,

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pretending to be that awful Clarissa.

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The troll under your bridge.

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You're pathetic.

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All of you.

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So easy to wind up.

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Honestly, women!

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What a bunch of no-hopers. And you?

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Pretending to be gay, getting in with all your new feminist friends.

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Disgusting.

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And that Lithuanian wom...

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That's you, I suppose?

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HE SNIGGERS

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Like reading a lesbian Mills & Boon!

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KEVIN: OK, that's enough!

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-MANDY:

-No. No, let him speak.

-Why?

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Because every time he opens his mouth, he just digs himself deeper.

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I always thought you were a decent man.

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A bit dull, perhaps.

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But I told myself I could have done worse.

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Ruta, could I have my balloon back, please?

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How much further?

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Er...another three miles.

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Well, we'd better get started then.

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-What about...?

-What about him?

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Everything OK?

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Not yet. But it will be.

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Charles and Clarissa deserve each other,

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but I think I deserve something a bit better.

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And, in the meantime,

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I think you'll find you've reached your fundraising target.

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A thousand pounds?!

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Clarissa doesn't know it yet,

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but she's just made an extremely generous donation.

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Congratulations, everybody!

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Yeah, well done, guys. How much did you raise?

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A lot more than we expected!

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Freya would've been very proud of you all.

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Family hug?

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In your dreams, Tyler.

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Nice one, anyway.

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Dr Carmichael and Dr Clay will also be making a substantial donation.

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-Will we?

-I didn't agree to that.

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She is only joking.

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Now, I have coffee and cakes for everyone inside so come.

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-Never mind!

-What is it with bi women?

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Bad memories?

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No. No, I've been thinking about Freya all day, on and off,

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and not one bad memory.

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Not really.

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She was quite something.

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Yeah, she was.

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Mandy.

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Ruta.

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I enjoy today.

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Oh, the thing is...

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It has been fantastic.

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It's just, it feels a bit weird,

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and with it being the anniversary and...

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I thought I was ready.

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-But it just takes time, you know?

-I know.

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And it's not you, it's not personal. It's...

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It's just...

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-I don't know.

-I know.

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It's just Freya was...

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She was such a big act to follow.

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I know!

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Freya has big shoes to fill.

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And I have little feet.

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And you are not ready.

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You don't mind?

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You are a lovely lady, Mandy.

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But I like...

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more meat on the bones. Freya, she has...

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She has more meat.

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You don't mind?

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Friends?

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Always.

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MUSIC THROUGH HEADPHONES

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Finn?

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Finn!

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Oi! Hello? I've got it.

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We deal.

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What?

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We deal. You buy the "fertiliser" and we sell it.

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I thought you weren't interested?

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-No, I'm not. I don't care about the money.

-So?

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So, we offer a discount on the next batch, half price,

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if they answer a few questions.

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It's a trial!

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Finn, it's the nearest thing we're ever going to get to a trial.

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It's stupid, and I don't offer discounts.

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Yes, you do. And then I'll make up the difference.

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-You're broke.

-I'll find it.

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You're insane.

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But...you'll do it?

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HE INHALES

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I don't lose a penny?

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Guaranteed.

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-Yeah, go on then.

-Yes!

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Hi. Thought you might be here.

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Hope you don't mind...

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Souvenirs?

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Yeah, I thought we could release them together. You and me.

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And her.

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You're as soft as they come, you, do you know?

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I don't need ceremonies and rituals and stuff.

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If I want to remember Freya, I just close my eyes.

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SHE LAUGHS

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What?

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Now, that does remind me of Freya!

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What? Morecambe and Wise?!

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I could never remember which one was which.

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It's like Ant and Dec, isn't it?

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Morecambe and Wise, Ant and Dec, left and right.

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Yeah, but from where I'm standing, or from where you are?

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Morecambe and Wise?

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No, no, no. Morecambe and Wise.

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One, two, three...

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# Bring me sunshine

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# In your smile...

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Stop it!

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# Bring me laughter

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# All the while

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# In this world where we live

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# There should be more happiness

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# So much joy you can give

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# To each brand-new bright tomorrow

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BOTH: # Make me happy

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# Through the years

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# Never bring me any tears

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# Let your arms be as warm

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# As the sun from up above

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# Bring me fun

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# Bring me sunshine, bring me...

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# Love. #

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It's not prayers we need, Mrs Tembe, it's a better queuing system.

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You dropped them pills Finn gave you?

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Yeah, why?

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Any good?

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I suppose I do owe you some sort of apology, don't I?

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-Well, that is why you came, isn't it?

-Oh...

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No, we have to warn them of the dangers.

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Yeah. "You'd be quackers to take quack."

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