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MUSIC: "One Way Or Another" by Blondie

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# One way or another

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# I'm gonna find ya

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# I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha

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# One way or another I'm gonna win ya

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# I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha

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# One way or another I'm gonna see ya

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# I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya

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# One day, maybe next week... #

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No! Two four seasons and a pepperoni.

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Hold on!

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MUSIC STOPS

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Two four seasons and a pepperoni. Lovely.

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All right, sleepy?

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I ordered your favourite, pepperoni.

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Help! Help!

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-Somebody please help me. Help!

-Help! Help him! Help him, please!

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# One way or another I'm gonna lose ya

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# I'm gonna give you the slip... #

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Just confirm your name!

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You think you're being clever but you're not.

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Sit down, sergeant!

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Sit...down.

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We know you're not Steve Grahams.

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We know your real name is Gus Harper and we know what you have been up to

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because we've got a whole trail of evidence leading back to you.

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It's water!

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The sedative makes you thirsty.

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Take a sip.

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HE COUGHS

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This week's been so exciting,

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watching you watching me.

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I loved the way you found my real name. Genius.

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You know this is going to be a really boring party

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unless you start talking.

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Ask me a question.

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Ask.

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Did you use the Mill's records to become Steve Grahams?

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You used the vaccination database to find out who was going abroad,

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and then you hacked into his e-mail to see how long he was going for.

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Brilliant! Well, nearly.

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I knew Steve in passing.

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The idiot nearly messed things up by coming back early.

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I wet myself when he got arrested on my behalf.

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-Such a loser.

-What's the party for?

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You. We're celebrating.

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I've never taken a campaign to this level before.

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Never had the opportunity.

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You changed all that.

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Look at this.

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It's my stalker playlist.

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Blondie at the top, obviously.

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Morrissey, "The More You Ignore Me The Closer I Get", second.

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Elvis Costello, "I Want You", coming in at three.

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Don't look like that! It's exactly what you do!

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Make lists. Obsess over the details.

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Give me a track.

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Come on.

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Make an effort.

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"Every Breath You Take" by The Police.

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Our panel says, "Uh-urr!"

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Didn't even make the top 20. Too obvious.

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We don't want to disappoint, do we?

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You ordered three pizzas.

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Jas and I love a four seasons.

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There is no way you will ever get her to come here.

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Of course I won't, she doesn't know me yet.

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She knows you though, doesn't she?

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PHONE BEEPS

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PHONE VIBRATES

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Now we've got a party!

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Cheer up! You should be pleased.

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-She's starting to trust you again.

-What are you planning?

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I'm planning to get to know her better.

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I'm going to show her the real me.

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Yeah, somehow I don't think she's quite into dungeons.

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HE LAUGHS

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We're so alike!

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Even our sense of humour.

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-Give me another song.

-We are not alike.

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-Don't sulk. Give me a song.

-I am nothing like you.

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-HE GASPS

-Listen.

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Realise that this is the stage in the relationship

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where the hostage keeps the kidnapper sweet.

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OK?

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So?

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Radiohead. "Creep".

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My number nine.

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Another question, please.

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Who is the real you?

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I've no elevated ideas about myself, Al.

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I spend too much time on the internet,

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watch way too much porn.

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I could eat healthier, too.

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But these things are just part of me,

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like they're part of you.

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"Doctor" - it's just one of the hats you wear.

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It isn't "you".

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We're complex. Have needs, don't we?

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So, my plan is to show Jas what life with me could be like.

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Not what she thinks is me, "the stalker", but the real me.

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Not down here in the shadows with you,

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but upstairs, in the light, in the world.

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Tricia Jonas? Sergeant Rob Hollins. Thanks for coming in.

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We have a no smoking policy, actually.

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Sue me. Where's the idiot that's ruined my afternoon?

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Interview room one. If you could just sign in, please.

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I was in a one-to-one training session that cost me £60 an hour.

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You can be damn sure I'll be tacking that onto my bill,

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particularly if it's Steve "pain-in-my-butt" Grahams.

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We went to school together.

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He was a moron then and some people don't change. Let's go.

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You said "before".

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Have you done this more than once?

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Lots of times.

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To lots of women.

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None made me feel like Jas, though.

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How did you feel when you first saw her?

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Did she fill you with a warm glow?

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No. It wasn't like that.

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Yes, it was. I know. I've dreamt those dreams.

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Being alone with beautiful, unreachable, untouchable Jas.

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My heart missed a beat when she first entered the letting agency.

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I knew she was the one.

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It's always been a useful part of my campaigns.

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Bold, confident women looking for safe, secure places to live.

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What do you do to them?

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Nothing you haven't.

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I watch, take little mementoes.

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Alice was my girl of the month until Jas walked in.

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You should have heard the chatter on the police radio

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when she reported her goldfish stolen!

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They thought she was mental.

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Tell me about the CCTV.

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You installed it just before Jas moved in, right?

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This is my favourite part.

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Don't you just love how the geeks are claiming the world?

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Steve Grahams.

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Are you sure?

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-Do I look like I'd waste my breath saying things I don't intend?

-No.

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Well, then. I need to talk to my client.

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You're good, aren't you?

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I think so.

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I really admired how you posted on her social network site.

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Yeah. I liked that too!

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Although, hands up, I got a bit carried away with the suicide post.

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I was angry. It happens sometimes.

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Like when I posted those topless shots.

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What did you think of those?

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I thought the quality was excellent.

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No. What did you feel seeing Jas naked?

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I wish I could have seen more.

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See? We're the same.

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Confession - I was jealous of you.

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-Me?

-Yeah!

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You were doing everything that I was,

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but you were working with her as well.

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Drinking tea, taking biscuits from the same tin.

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I could have killed you!

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I'm glad you didn't, Gus!

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You've made this so much fun.

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-How do you mean?

-You made me up my game.

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If it wasn't for our competition, our "race for Jas",

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I'd never have taken things this far.

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Thank you.

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Well, you've clearly won.

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Have to wait and see, won't we?

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My client is happy to confirm he's Steve Grahams and not Gus Harper.

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You have wasted so much of our time!

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Talk.

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Two days ago, my client left Cambodia with an amount of dope

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in his shoe which can be found at his house on top of his wardrobe.

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Yesterday he developed an embarrassing itch,

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probably the clap, which is why he booked the appointment at the Mill.

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When you arrested him, he wrongly assumed that you knew

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he was an international drug smuggler and that you were going to

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try and trick him into a confession, hence his "no comment" policy.

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My client would like to make it clear

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he had no intention of disrupting the course of justice

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and therefore would like to ask for leniency.

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He has also asked me to ask you if he can be spared the death penalty.

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What?

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I've watched that show

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where the girl got done for drug smuggling in Cambodia.

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It wasn't fair. Her friend asked her to do it.

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-And then they killed her.

-Like I said, he's a moron.

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-Trish!

-Shut up.

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So, apart from the minor drugs misdemeanour

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and wasting police time, I think we're done here, aren't we?

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What's going on? We were getting on so well.

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Nobody likes a sore loser.

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-Says the sore loser.

-What do you mean?

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You're so afraid of losing Jas,

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you built a cage in the back of your van.

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What are you going to do? Feed her like your goldfish?

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Drop food through the bars into her mouth?

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The cage is back-up.

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Planning. A box to tick. The stuff you do every day.

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That's you, that's not me.

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I would never do anything like that to Jas.

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-Why? Because you love her?

-Yes.

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I love her, I love her so much

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I would just walk away and let her live her life without me.

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-You're a fool, then.

-Yeah, and you're a loser!

-Stop it!

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You're a loser and no matter what you do, you will never have her!

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-I said stop it!

-Never!

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-SHUT UP!

-DOORBELL RINGS

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MUFFLED SHOUTING

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Al?

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Tell your client by the time we're finished with the drug charges,

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there'll be nothing "minor" about them!

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I hear you. Steve Grahams sitting in your cell is not the problem.

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Gus Harper not sitting in your cell is.

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HE HUMS A TUNE

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Wouldn't want you to miss anything.

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Jas isn't answering her mobile, and she's not at the Mill.

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She's popped out but didn't say where.

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Send a car round to Dr Khella's house now.

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-Rob...

-Yeah, yeah, I'll keep trying.

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HE GROANS

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PHONE RINGS

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CORK POPS

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PHONE CONTINUES RINGING

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Put it in the ice bucket.

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I'm so happy that you're here.

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'I've managed to find out the new address of where Gus Harper's living.

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'I'll e-mail the address to you at the station.'

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Find that e-mail, get me that address.

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We'll want back up. Rob, you're driving.

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I've dreamt of this for so long.

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It's not so bad, is it?

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You can talk. I won't bite.

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Just, um...

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nervous, that's all.

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Don't be, please.

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I should be the nervous one.

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I've got to try and show you what I'm really like.

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What are you...really like?

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Well, nothing like Steve Grahams!

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Sorry.

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Honestly...

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I'm thoughtful, kind, forgiving.

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In fact, I'm prepared to forgive you, Jas.

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-Forgive me for what?

-Your infidelities.

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You didn't know me before.

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But you will.

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So, what do you say? Shall we forgive and forget?

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All units, we are moving in on a confirmed location.

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A detached property, the old farmhouse on Hepden Road.

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Suspect is Gus Harper, an IC1 male, late 30s, could be dangerous.

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We'll live together, perhaps get married

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and maybe one day even have kids, hey?

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I realise I'm moving quickly.

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But it's just I know you.

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That champagne, it's not just any. It's your favourite.

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You celebrated becoming a doctor with it.

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See? I know.

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I want you.

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I want you so badly.

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And if we lived together, built a life together...

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..I know that you'd want me too.

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-It's...a lot to take in.

-It is.

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Would we live here?

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You're smart!

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No. This is fake. It's a rental.

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We'd get somewhere just like it, though.

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Wouldn't be as bland as this, though.

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We'd have to have something more individual!

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I'd let you choose.

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Open it.

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I used my life savings to buy that.

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This is just a token of my feelings.

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I'd give you so much more if you'd let me.

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What do you say?

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DOORBELL RINGS

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-GLASS SHATTERS

-Argh!

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# One way or another I'm gonna lose ya

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# I'm gonna give you the slip

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# A slip of the hip

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# ..Or another, I'm gonna lose ya

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# I'm gonna trick ya, I'll trick ya

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# One way or another I'm gonna lose ya

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# I'm gonna trick ya, trick ya, trick ya, trick ya

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# One way or another I'm gonna lose ya

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# I'm gonna give you the slip... #

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Cut myself shaving.

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SHE MOANS

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MUSIC CONTINUES

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There's a light switch by the door.

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Look, there's a knife. Cut me loose.

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That's it.

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Quickly!

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MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY

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Run.

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You have to get out of here.

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A bit late for that, don't you think?

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ETA five minutes.

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Any other units closer?

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Put the knife down.

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-I said put the knife down.

-Jas, it's OK. Do as he says.

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-You can put the knife...

-Don't you listen to him.

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This is my party.

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Not his. Mine!

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I'm sorry!

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You shouldn't have hurt me.

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Still look so beautiful.

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I ordered you a four seasons. You'll be able to eat soon.

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We're going on a long drive.

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I always intended to leave, Al.

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One way or another.

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Did you really think I made a mistake posting this address online?

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I don't make mistakes. I wanted you here.

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No, no, no, no! No, no, no!

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-SHE SCREAMS

-Don't do this!

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Please. Stop! I'll come with you.

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No! No!

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Sorry, Al.

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Looks like your pizza's going to be a bit burnt.

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Pick up Alice.

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The fish!

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Looks like I won.

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# And if I haver Then you know I'm gonna be

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# I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you... #

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I'm sorry?

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HE PANTS

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What did you say?

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It's The Proclaimers, "I'm Gonna Be".

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It's my number one.

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# But I would walk 500 miles

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# And I would walk 500 more

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BOTH: # Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles

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# To fall down at your door. #

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-That's genius.

-Yeah, it is.

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Now, Gus.

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Say goodbye to Alice.

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GLASS SHATTERS

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They're definitely here. That's Al's car and that's Jas'.

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You two, round the back. You two, stay by the gate.

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You can put the gun down now, Jas.

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Jas?

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Jas, please.

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Gus Harper, this is the police. We know you're in here.

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We need you to show yourself immediately.

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Look. The police are here. It's over.

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Jas, please, can't we just go home?

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He threw me down the stairs.

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He was going to kill you.

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-He was going to take me, and he was...

-Stop!

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Gus, we know you're down there.

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You have 30 seconds to come up.

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Jas, this isn't you.

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This is him. He is nothing.

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And you are everything.

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You are kind.

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You are intelligent and you are beautiful.

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Jas, please.

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# When I go out I know who I'm gonna be

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# I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

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# When I get drunk

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# I know who I'm gonna be

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# I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you

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# And if I haver I know I'm gonna be

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# I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

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# I would walk 500 miles

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# And I would walk 500 more

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# Just to be that man who walks a thousand miles

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# To fall down at your door

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# When I'm working I know who I'm gonna be

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# I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you

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# And when the money comes in for the work I do

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# I'll pass almost every penny on to you... #

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See! I told you? I knew it was negative.

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You know, if you hadn't stopped me, I'd have pulled the trigger.

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Letherbridge Fitness Corps is looking for members to swell their ranks.

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-Fancy joining?

-Running, scrambling under nets kind of thing?

-Yes.

-No.

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His car had broken down, so I offered him a cup of tea.

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-Did he stay long?

-I can't remember.

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