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Nigel? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
Eileen? | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
Anybody? | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Honestly, they've done no preparation! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
What are they going to do when I've gone? | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
CHEERING | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Oh, for heaven's sake! Didn't I say, don't make a fuss? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
I know, but no-one ever listens to you. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
HE CLEARS THROAT | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
Victoria Crumb, | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
for ten years, you've ruled this cafeteria like a mighty monarch. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:57 | |
Queen Victoria! | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Look, we've no time for this. We open in ten minutes. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
But today, alas, you must abdicate. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
I mean, retire. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Words cannot describe how much we'll miss you. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
So we're going to do it through the medium of cake. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
To Queen Victoria! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
-Oh! -For heaven's sake, will you watch what you're doing?! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
Health and safety will have a fit! It's ridiculous! Argh! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
Mum? Hello? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Look, I don't want replacement doors, | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
I don't want replacement anything! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
In here! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
SHE GROANS | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
How bad is the pain, between one and ten? | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
I don't know. What is this, dislocated-knee bingo? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
I'm ever so sorry, but we're not open yet. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
I'm sorry, it's an emergency. This lady has a serious leg injury. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Oh! Um...Sid? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
-Hello? -Lady needs your help. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
I think you need to go to A&E. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
What, and wait six hours in a corridor? I don't think so! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
OK, um...come on, come on in. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Ooh! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
So, um...what happened? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
She slipped and banged her knee on the chest freezer. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
I'm sure I heard something crack. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
OK. Um...can I have a bit of space, please? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Right, you two, skedaddle! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
-Now, um... -Victoria. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Victoria. Does it hurt when you put any weight on it? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
Not really. It just feels very sticky. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
OK. It's probably best if I cut through your trousers. Is that OK? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
He doesn't bother with small talk, this one! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Nigel, will you just leave things to the grown-ups? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
Yes, that's fine, Doc. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
That should be fine. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
Gently, gently. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
Oh, dear, that's not a nice knee! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
OK. Now, um...can you tell me if you feel any pain? | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
OK. Well, um...can you try and bend it for me? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Oh! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
OK. Well, um...the patella's intact and there's nothing broken. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:30 | |
But you do have a really nasty cut. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
Are you up to date with your tetanus? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
Oh, yes. I'm a real stickler for that. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
That's good. Well, I'll just wash the wound | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
and then, well, I don't think there'll be any long-term damage. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
-So, you won't have to amputate the leg, then? -Nigel! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
I'm trying to take your mind off the pain. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
Well, you're about as funny as an ingrowing toenail. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
You should be OK, but you will have to take it easy for a few days. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
Might be worth walking with a stick. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
I know, I'll go and get that sceptre! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
I knew that would come in handy. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Back in two ticks. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
Hm. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:02 | |
Oi, you two! I don't pay you to sit on your backsides! Move it! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Do you want me to give you a shout when she's ready? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
Right, Al Haskey, I'll show you practice account! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
So, um...how are you feeling now? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
I just feel like I've banged my knee on a chest freezer. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Sometimes, a bit of pain lets you know you're alive. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
That's the spirit. Hm! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Excuse me, er...Sid? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
Yeah. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
Did you used to go to Denham Secondary School? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
-Yeah, I did, actually. -I knew it was you! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
Sorry, do I know you? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
I'm Victoria Crumb. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
I used to be your dinner lady! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
Oh! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Eileen? I'm going to have to lean on you to make some bacon butties. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
No, Victoria can't. She's out of action. Keep up! | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
Oi! | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
Now, that was some impressive footwork, | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
but I'm less impressed you're dribbling on the edge of a thoroughfare. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
I've seen cars come down here at death-defying speeds. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
Find yourself somewhere else to practise, | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
or you'll be playing keepy-uppy with the Grim Reaper. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
Go on, get to school. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Well, well, Barry Biglow. I haven't seen you for a while. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Well, I've been on attachment at the new campus. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Trying to get their security regime into some sort of shape. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
-You back here now? -Not till Monday. I've just come to touch base. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
Er...why are you here? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
I do hope it hasn't gone to pot in my absence. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
It's not total anarchy, Barry. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
Bit of vandalism, but nothing life-threatening. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
Actually, I'd quite like to pick your brains for five minutes, if you can spare it. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
-Er... -Coffee, croissant, catch-up? My shout. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:57 | |
Why not? I'll just, er... Yeah. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
I still can't believe you remembered me after so long. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
Well, you always were a bit special. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
And, of course, there was that time when you were very ill. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Yeah. Meningitis. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
We had a special assembly. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:20 | |
The whole school was wishing, praying for some kind of miracle. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
-I never knew that. -Well, we did. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
And then you became a doctor. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
So it just goes to show that sometimes, our prayers are answered. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
So, what have you been up to since leaving Denham? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
Oh, not a lot. I couldn't stand sitting around all day, | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
so I got this job at the university. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
But now it's getting a bit much, so I've handed in my notice. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Are you looking forward to putting your feet up? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
-I'm dreading it. -Really? | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
Oh, yes. When they jumped out at me with party poppers, | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
I wish they'd shot me through the heart instead. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Why's that? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Well, I've never had much of a life outside of work, really. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
I've never had a family. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
When I'm here, it doesn't matter because there's always something going on. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
But how am I going to cope tomorrow, when the alarm doesn't go off | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
and there's nothing to get up for? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Well, I imagine retirement can be a bit daunting, but... | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
Just try and set yourself some goals. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
I mean, ask yourself, what do you really want from life? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
Oh, I know what I want. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:16 | |
-Yeah? -I want Nigel. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
-There you go. -Thanks very much. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
-So... -Thank you. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
..any more incidents of drug dealing? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Er...it's not been that bad. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
D'you know what, Barry, I think you dealt with the worst of it last year. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
Fair enough. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
I always get butterflies when I've been away from my post. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
It's just the burden of responsibility. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
Oh, tell me about it. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
So, er...how's things with you and Karen? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
Yeah, fine, really. She's got a new boss. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
Yeah, of course. | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
Captain Bellamy, God rest his soul. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
He left some impressive shoes to fill. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
How, er...how is the new chap? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
Yeah, he seems like a decent bloke. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
He's been very kind to Valerie, according to Karen. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Valerie? I was thinking about her this morning. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Well, I was filling in some holiday dates on the Mill calendar | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
and there she was, Marilyn Monroe, | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
bringing some unexpected April sunshine. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
Yeah. I mean, obviously, she's having a tough time at the moment, | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
but you know Valerie, she's a fighter. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
Tough time? Er...how d'you mean? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
You don't know, do you? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:37 | |
Don't know what? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Oh, Barry! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
Valerie's got cancer. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
So, yes, I know we argue all the time, but there's a spark. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
And he's single, too. A widower. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
So there's no reason why we shouldn't... | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
And have you told him how you feel? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:00 | |
How could I? He's a colleague. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
And if he doesn't feel the same way, I'd be mortified! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
But you're about to leave. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Surely you can just say, I don't know, | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
"It's been fun. D'you fancy keeping in touch?" | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
Oh, I don't know. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
I'm 64 years old. It's a bit late in the day to start romancing. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Surely not. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Look, I'm no expert, but | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
I think the important thing is to not appear too desperate, | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
or needy, or clingy, or... | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Just ask him out. I mean, if he says no, then, yeah, that's sad, | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
but you're no worse off than you are now. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
And maybe he feels the same way and he's just too shy to ask. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
OK. I'll go for it. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
-I mean, how much longer can I wait? -Exactly. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Oh, Sid, you've been wonderful. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
It wasn't a slippy floor that brought us together, it was fate! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
So as far as I know, she's having chemo. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
Karen's covered for her a few times. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Why didn't anyone tell me? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
I don't know. You have been away for a while. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
I'm her friend and it sounds like she could do with a friend! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Hm. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:04 | |
BARRY SIGHS | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Do you think you should be doing that? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
We don't want any more knee-related mishaps. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
Oh, I'm fine. As long as I've got something firm to hang on to. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
If you need something soft to fall on, you've always got me. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
Er...Nigel? | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
Yes? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
As you know, I'm leaving this afternoon. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
I wondered what the banner and balloons were for(!) | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Please, will you let me get a word in edgeways? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Sorry...Queen Victoria. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
-Not amused. -I'm leaving. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
And I've been here a long time. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
And I-I just wondered if... | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
SMASH! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
That'll be Eric. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Honestly, if we had to take the price of crockery out of his wages, he'd pay us. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:51 | |
Eric? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:53 | |
Hm. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
-SHE SIGHS -Well hidden, Mum. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
-Emma! -Hi. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
I've left you some messages, but you haven't got back to me. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
I just wondered if everything was all right? | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
Not really. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:30 | |
Mum's run off with her drug-dealer boyfriend. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
Left a nice little pile of debt and we're about to be evicted. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
When? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
Next week, unless I chain myself to a radiator. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
I was going to ask if you wanted to go for lunch, but I don't suppose... | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
No, there's too much stuff to sort out. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
I need to see if there's anything we want to keep. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
-Well, what can I do to help? -No, you're all right. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
Come on, don't be silly. What can I do? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
Victoria? | 0:11:59 | 0:12:00 | |
Your Majesty? | 0:12:02 | 0:12:03 | |
Hello? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Oh, come on, Vic, there's no need for that. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
I wanted to make sure everything was spick and span before I go. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
It really doesn't matter. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
We're going to miss you. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
And, er...I imagine you'll miss us a bit. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
Oh, no! I'm not desperate. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
I've got loads of things lined up. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
Travel, hobbies. Why would I miss this place? | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
Good for you. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
Here's to your adventures. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:35 | |
Oh, for flip's sake, Eileen! | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
Gloves on when you're handling food, | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
gloves off if you're handling money! | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
It's not hard, is it? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Or have you got lard for brains? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Were you going to tell me something? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
No. It was nothing. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Oh. Right. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
-KNOCK AT DOOR -Come in. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
Barry! | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
Why didn't you tell me you were ill? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
Nice to see you, too(!) | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
How long have you known? | 0:13:15 | 0:13:16 | |
Not that it's any of your business, but, um...three months, actually. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:21 | |
Three months? You've been ill for all that time and I've done nothing? | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
I went to see a Civil War re-enactment in West Bromwich. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
I made a bird feeder out of a milk crate. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
I did all these useless things when I could have been helping you! | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
Well, I'm sorry I didn't see fit to tell you. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
Maybe I should've gone around with a bell. "Unclean! Unclean!" | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
Or perhaps I should have gone through the phonebook, | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
from Aardman to Zebedee. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
D'you know what, I was actually quite busy dealing with my cancer. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
And what could you actually do? | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
I could have done something. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
I'd have loved to come to chemo with you. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
Barry, chemo is a painful medical procedure. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
It's not Letherbridge World of Adventures! | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
-You're not being fair. -No, you're not being fair! | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
I'm sick of people gawping at me. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
"Will she pass out? Will she spit blood?" | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
Why should I tell everybody? | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
There is absolutely nothing you can do! | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
-Well, I could've sent a card. -Fine, Barry, send me a card. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
I'll probably still be alive tomorrow. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
If I could have a word with Sid, I'd be ever so grateful. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
-He'll be free in a minute. -Oh, good. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
I used to be his dinner lady. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:39 | |
You didn't?! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:42 | |
Oh, yes. Denham Secondary School, 1998 to 2005. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:47 | |
Ah! What was he like back then? | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
He was very good. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:50 | |
Always left a clean plate. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
Well, he must be missing your food because he's skin and bone now. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
We used to give the boys nicknames based on what they like to eat | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
and Sid was always Sausage because he had sausage with everything. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
I can't believe Sausage has become a doctor. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
I know. I have to pinch myself sometimes. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
Right. Thank you. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
Oh, hello. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
Got a patient for you...Dr Sausage. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
Right, then, um...yeah, come on in. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
Hello, Karen. Can I, er...can I talk to you, please? | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
-I've got something for you. -Oh? | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
It's a...it's a piece of my leaving cake. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
-Oh, you shouldn't have! -Victoria sponge. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
I'm glad you did, though. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
Ooh! Did you speak to Nigel? | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
I didn't. And I don't think I'll ever speak to him again. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
Why? What happened? | 0:15:47 | 0:15:48 | |
I've just seen Nigel bullying a junior member of staff. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
He tore into her, nearly made her cry! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
I know he can be a bit grumpy sometimes, but this was unpleasant. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
So maybe he's not the man I thought he was. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
And I'm probably better off without him. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:02 | |
Look, sometimes, when a boss picks on an employee, | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
they're just bringing problems from home into work. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
If they could sit down with someone, address those problems... | 0:16:08 | 0:16:12 | |
Well, he can sit down with someone else, can't he? | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
Not having any experience of love and romance, | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
I just don't know how to spot a bad 'un. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
But I've learnt now and I'm happy we're going our separate ways. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
Well...not exactly happy, but it's probably for the best. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:26 | |
Honestly, Karen, she bit me head off. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
It's as if the cancer has turned her into a different person! | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
Well, in some ways, it has. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
What d'you mean? | 0:16:38 | 0:16:39 | |
Um...well, I'm sure she's the same happy-go-lucky person on the inside, | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
but it's hard for her to stay cheerful. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
We've been trying to cheer her up, organising treats and such. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
And last week, our new boss got Ricky Delaine to come and visit. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:53 | |
-THE Ricky Delaine? -THE Ricky Delaine. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
What was the point of that? Ricky Delaine's not a cancer specialist. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
What's he going to do with a malignant melanoma, sing to it? | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Actually, all he did was spend time with her. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
He listened and it really cheered her up. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
Which was great for us because to be honest, | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
we're all suffering from a bit of compassion fatigue. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
I'm not surprised, if she treats everyone the way she treated me. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
And it's good you've turned up | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
because, I mean, you may not be able to sing a medley of show tunes, | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
but what she needs now is a friend. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
And you're a good person with a good heart | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
and a good listener. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
So, yes, I'm sure I'll find something to do. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Don't know what. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Sticking seashells on jam jars. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
What's the crown all about? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
Nigel gave it to me. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
It was always my nickname, Queen Victoria. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:51 | |
Well, she's our second-longest-reigning monarch, so you should be flattered. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:55 | |
I suppose. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:56 | |
-Oh, um...there was one other thing I wanted to ask you about. -Yes? | 0:17:56 | 0:18:00 | |
Well, you said you never had any children of your own, | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
yet you worked with them as a dinner lady for 30 years. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
Oh, I loved it! | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
I suppose it was the biggest disappointment of my life | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
that I never had a family. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
But in a funny way, I feel as if all the children in the world are my children. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
Well, you could always do some voluntary work with kids. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
Or perhaps become a lollipop lady. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
Perhaps. I'll think of something. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
Just put one foot in front of the other, really, and keep smiling. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:27 | |
Stop! TYRES SCREECH | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
Thank you. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
-Tea? -Oh, thanks. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
I've rescued some of your mum's clothes. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
They can stay in my attic in case she shows up suddenly. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
What would I do without you? | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
You'd be doing exactly the same, | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
-except it's probably less depressing with two people. -Hm. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
Oh, and I found that under the bed. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
I didn't open it, you know, in case it contained, um... | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
-Body parts? -No! -A bomb? | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
In case it had personal stuff in it. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
Hm. Let's have a look. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
It's my nursing certificate. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
And my GCSE results. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:39 | |
I'm so sorry! | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
I-I wasn't paying attention. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:47 | |
When - just now, or the past 55 years? | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
-What do you mean? -You're always on that blessed phone! | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
How many plates have been smashed, tomatoes squashed | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
because you're staring at the screen instead of where you should be looking? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
-Hold on! -You're dozy, grumpy and all the Seven Dwarfs put together! | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
-You can't talk to me like that! -I can! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
You're not the boss of me, thank goodness! | 0:20:04 | 0:20:05 | |
-Victoria? -I don't know how I put up with you all these years! | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
-Victoria? -Yes?! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
-Will you...shut up a minute? -What?! | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
I know it was wrong, but I was trying to get a hold of you. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
You sneaked away without saying goodbye and everyone was worried. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
I ran as fast as my knackered old knees would carry me. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
I was appalled at the way you spoke to Eileen. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
I thought I knew you, | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
but underneath that wipe-clean tabard, | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
there beats the heart of a tyrant! | 0:20:28 | 0:20:29 | |
You're right. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
I was awful. I know. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
And I've apologised. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
I've been shouting at people all week, but now I know why. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
It's because I was about to lose someone very special. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
I thought she'd thrown all this stuff away. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
But it's all here. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:55 | |
-Hm! -Aw! | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
Look at you! Hm! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
I made this when I was eight. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
Well, she must still care about you. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
I don't think so. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:09 | |
If you'd seen that note she left... | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
She pretty much accused me of being Satan. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
I still feel bad about kicking her out of the house. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
You had to, while you still had a house left. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
We all tried to help her. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
We gave her a million and one last chances, | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
but she was always going to go her own way. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
I honestly don't know if I'm ever going to see her again. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
I'm going on a date with Nigel! | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
Sorry. Is this the same Nigel you were never going to talk to again? | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
Well, it is. Well, it was. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
But we've sorted things and now we're going to the pictures. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
-Ooh! What are you going to see? -Some new version of Pride And Prejudice. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:54 | |
-Sounds very romantic. -So, why the change? | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
Well, it was seeing you, Sid. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
I mean, you had that awful illness all those years ago | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
and we all thought, "He might not make it." | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
But you pulled through and made something of yourself. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
And now...it's my turn! | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
That's wonderful. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
Hello, there. Are you ready? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
I am. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:15 | |
Finally. THEY CHUCKLE | 0:22:17 | 0:22:18 | |
Look at you! Medical miracle worker, relationship counsellor. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:25 | |
But in her eyes, you'll always be...Dr Sausage. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:29 | |
-KNOCK AT DOOR -Come in. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
Valerie... | 0:22:46 | 0:22:47 | |
..I've been an idiot. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
Well, I'm not going to argue with you. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
I seem to attract idiots at the moment. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
It was a shock to find out about your diagnosis. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
But, of course, it was an even bigger...bigger shock for you | 0:23:01 | 0:23:05 | |
and...I had no right... | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
..to dump my anger on you. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
I'm used to people dumping things on me. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
I'm very much an emotional landfill site at the moment. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:19 | |
And I may not be an amazing medical marvel, like Dr Carter, | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
or an award-winning star of the stage, like Ricky Delaine. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
But I'm a good friend. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
And I'll be here if...ever you need me. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
That's very kind of you. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
Of course, I don't want to overstep the line. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
I...I know you've got Ashley. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
No, Barry, not any more. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
-What? -I haven't got Ashley any more. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
We actually broke up some time ago, | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
so I am very much dealing with this on my own. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:57 | |
Does he...know about your, er...your condition? | 0:23:58 | 0:24:03 | |
He does. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
You should have seen his face when I told him. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
And then he just ran for the hills. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
And I haven't had so much as a "get well soon" card. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
Oh, that's shocking! How could he do that?! | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
Oh, no, I don't mind. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
Things had just run their course | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
and I certainly wouldn't want him to stay with me just because I'm ill. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
So, yes, I suddenly find myself young, free and single. Hm! | 0:24:23 | 0:24:29 | |
Well, free and single. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:30 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
# Enjoy yourself | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
# It's later than you think | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
# Enjoy yourself | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
# While you're still in the pink | 0:24:49 | 0:24:53 | |
# The years go by... # | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
AYESHA LAUGHS | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
# Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
# It's later than you think... # | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
# It's good to be wise when you're young | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
# Because you can only be young but the once | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
# Enjoy yourself and have lots of fun | 0:25:17 | 0:25:22 | |
# So go out and live life longer than you've ever done | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
# Enjoy yourself | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
# It's later than you think | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
# Enjoy yourself | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
# While you're still in the pink | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
# The years go by | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
# As quickly as you wink... # | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
I'm not going to pretend there's a good side to this, but, er... | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
..at least you get to find out who your friends are. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
I do. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
And I'm here for you. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
And I'll be here for as long as you need me. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
Thank you, Barry. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
I'm very glad you're back. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
Why don't we just calm it right down? | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
You tell them to calm it! | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
I ain't done nothing! Get off! | 0:26:18 | 0:26:19 | |
-Oi, come on! Come with me! -Argh! | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
-Oh, look who's arrived with the pizzas! -Hiya, girlfriends! | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
Oh! I didn't know about the pyjamas, but I have brought bubbly. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:29 | |
So time to live it up! | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
-What's the matter with you? -I'm asking the questions. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
So, why have you been sloping off up there? | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 |