Cool Mom Doctors

-Oh, it walks.

-Morning.

And it talks. Just.

Have a good day pushing your drugs.

And you, pushing your pen. Shouldn't you have left already?

Whole-college staff meeting. Or something.

Yeah. Or something. Here you are. Lunch money.

I'm OK.

Go on. I'm on a new patch today and I need to nail my targets.

You'll bring me luck.

Good luck to them. They have no idea what they're in for.

PHONE RINGS Dominic?

-SHE GROANS

-It's my new boss.

The twitchiest yet.

I need another coffee before I can face talking to him.

Right, I'll see you later.

-I might even cook a proper dinner if I get home early.

-Lasagne?

Not that early! Shower?

That's...very attention grabbing.

Why, thank you.

It is important that our patients see what kind of service

we are providing. Allow me.

I also have some promotional pencils. And badges.

I thought that the doctors might... Well...

Seriously?

Now, who's covering reception today?

Miss Pitman and Mrs Hollins are on leave.

But there is no need to worry.

I have an experienced receptionist starting.

Just so that I can stay on reception and deal with the library.

Also, Dr Carter has offered to volunteer if I need any help.

I would be delighted.

And I am going to spread the word.

-Books and babies - perfect match.

-Dr Carter?

Oh, certainly, it's for a good cause.

Ah, at last, Miss Otterson.

-Morning.

-Morning. I really did think that you...

Well, anyway. Come with me.

I will show you exactly where you need to put your coat.

Where is Dr Carter?

Follow me. Come, come.

Hello, it's Faye, isn't it? How are you?

Fine, thanks, Mrs Keywood.

Oh, don't "Mrs" me. Only my dentist does that.

It's Erin. Here to see Connor?

Yes, here to discuss some course work.

Oh, right. OK.

Go on in, he's just reanimating himself.

See you later. Have fun.

Just show me one more time.

This spreadsheet lists all of the books.

-Then here it is divided into fiction and non-fiction.

-Uh-huh.

And over here, it's in alphabetical order.

It is a very, very simple system.

Excuse me.

Can I help you?

-Alan Kent.

-Thank you, Mr Kent.

If you would like to take a seat.

Can I interest you in one of our...?

Good morning, Erin Keywood to see Mrs Tembe.

I am Mrs Tembe.

Oh, Erin Keywood. PharmaFare. Ready to revolutionise your budget.

I spoke to your receptionist last week,

said she'd put me in your diary for Monday morning.

-She was really helpful.

-One moment, please.

I am so sorry, nothing has been noted.

I'm sorry that you have had a wasted journey.

Well, since I'm here...

No, it is out of the question.

We have a library launch today.

So I see!

Your promotional material is spot-on.

And what a brilliant initiative.

You could really be on to something here!

Well... Thank you. Perhaps we could rearrange.

You clearly have tremendous vision as a practice manager.

Am I right?

Yeah.

She does indeed.

Just a few minutes?

-Well...

-I'll be fine.

Good, please come through.

What I love is how the books make The Mill warmer,

much more patient-friendly.

It will take a while for the patients to adjust.

This is only day one.

Slowburn sustainable success, that's the Holy Grail.

If you build it, they will come.

Yes. If you build it, they will come.

Listen to me, Mrs Tembe! I'm so inspired by your library

I've forgotten the real reason I'm here. So...

we can beat the price you're paying for your topical eczema range.

Especially if you make a high volume order.

Ms Keywood?

Sorry.

Have a look at this table of potential discounts.

I can't seem to...

Just take it, Mrs Fyne. Enjoy the read...

Faye Murrell. I have an appointment with the midwife.

Hello, Faye. Connor. Do you want to come on through.

"Scotsman In Love."

I'll e-mail you a summary of what we've discussed later.

Right. Thank you.

I might take a look at your library, if that's OK?

Please. Please, help yourself.

Look at this. It is all sticky.

-Please go through.

-Thank you.

Mrs Tembe. The library system has crashed.

What?

Oh, no.

Do try the ginger tea, lots of people find it really helpful.

If there are any other questions, just give me call.

OK, so I'll see you both soon.

Media studies going well?

-Mrs Keywood!

-Mum!

I didn't expect to see you.

-So what are you both doing here?

-None of your business.

-Come on, Faye.

-Lying's not cool, Connor.

Not in our family.

-Why would you lie to me?

-Not here, Mum. Everybody's looking.

You must have a really good reason, the two of you.

Can we go?

-What have you got there Faye?

-Leave her alone!

Everything OK, Faye? Connor?

This is my mum.

Can someone please tell me what's going on here?

Soraya, I'll see you in a minute, OK. Sorry.

Shall we just go back inside?

Wait! Where are you going?

We're late for college.

-College? Now?

-And you're upsetting Faye.

I'll back off, I promise. But don't go! Connor!

KNOCK ON DOOR

Come in!

Thanks for this. I know you're short-staffed.

How's the library?

It has only been one day.

I'm a little worried what Dr Granger is going to say

at the partners' meeting.

Yeah, right. That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

You are the only partner who has championed the library, Dr Clay.

I just wasn't as against it as everyone else, was I?

I sincerely appreciate your continued support.

I've been doing some thinking lately.

About the meaning of life.

-The spiritual meaning.

-Oh, well...

That is wonderful.

Something's come up. So I need to get out.

-Really?

-I was wondering if you could put it on agenda?

KNOCK ON DOOR Come in.

Sorry to interrupt, but a crate of books has just been delivered.

When I say delivered, more like dumped.

Thank you, Dr Carter.

Spiritual matters are of the utmost importance.

Of course we will find a way to fulfil your request.

It's not really a request.

Come on, you're a midwife.

This is an ante-natal clinic. He's obviously got her pregnant!

You know that I can't talk about my patients.

She can't be planning to keep it. They're barely 16!

-It'll ruin Connor's life!

-Don't jump to conclusions.

Please talk to Connor first.

I always have talked to my boys!

About responsibility, about education. Safe sex.

To both of them!

Where have I gone wrong?

It's tough being a parent to teenagers.

The goalposts - they keep moving, don't they?

Don't take any chances!

I've drummed it into him for years, I've even supplied the condoms!

-I'm a medical rep. Nothing embarrasses me.

-That's good.

So you can talk to him.

It's a bit late for talking now, isn't it?

Look, I'm sorry, Mrs Keywood, but I really need to...

How could he be so stupid?

And why wouldn't he come to me?

We're so close!

You know where I am.

OK.

Thanks.

Yes, Dominic. I'm sorry, I got held up.

I'll reschedule the appointment, obviously.

Yes, yes, of course. Speak soon.

Mrs Otterson?

I'm so sorry, someone will be with you shortly.

Take a badge.

Mrs Otterson.

Oh, no.

HE CLEARS THROAT

Good morning, Dr Granger! Welcome back.

Thank you.

LOUD BANG

Why didn't you call me back? I've left you loads of messages!

This is the first minute I've had between meetings.

We've got to talk about this.

You mean you've got to talk at me. About whatever you think "this" is?

I know I lost it. But we don't have secrets, you and me!

Don't talk in that weird way. You're freaking me out.

And yeah, Faye is pregnant. You happy now?

I want to help!

You made a great start at The Mill. Straight in with both feet.

-Why couldn't you just wait?

-Because there's no time to wait!

How far along is Faye? How many weeks?

Can't help yourself, can you?

Just so I know what we're dealing with.

-What any options might be.

-Options?

You mean, can she still get rid of it?

Because that's all you care about.

Ms Keywood, I've just received your e-mail.

I have not had time to read it.

Erin?

I didn't know...

Can I talk to you?

Yeah, of course you can. Come on in.

It's OK, Mrs Tembe.

He left without a word.

I came home one day and the wardrobe was empty. Car was gone.

Will was six and Connor was four.

And it's been just you ever since?

He'd have only done it again.

We've been a proper tight little unit, the three of us.

Nothing could touch us.

I wanted my boys to be different!

Connor's been there for Faye, he's really supported her.

Not many kids have that maturity, Erin.

I really thought I got the balance right.

Enjoy themselves, but do it safely.

Sensibly.

How wrong can you be?

Why do you think Connor isn't keen to talk?

He feels guilty.

Knows he's made a mess of things.

I even gave him condoms, for goodness' sake!

There's more to this than condoms! Think, Erin.

He won't even tell me how many weeks gone Faye is.

You know that I can't.

Is that why you're here?

No, no.

You were so nice earlier.

Don't let fear run away with you, Erin.

I can't stress that enough.

You're right.

We'll get through this.

It's not the end of the world, right?

Talk to him, listen. Really listen to him.

But he won't talk to me.

Then try again. Try something different.

You need to know the facts before you start making any assumptions.

All the facts.

The library has only been operational for a few hours.

Quite long enough to prove

its incompatibility with medical services.

Not to mention health and safety.

I did see a large box in reception when I came in.

-A patient could have fallen over it.

-Trip hazard!

I have organised for the safe removal of the box

as soon as possible.

Still, it's all a bit of a mess.

We agreed to give the library a chance.

Who is this "we"?

Two out of the three partners weren't even consulted.

Two out of the three partners weren't even here.

Oh, Jimmi! Don't try to pretend you're anything but lukewarm.

-The wellbeing of reading have always been documented.

-Daniel?

You came! Thank you.

Can I get you anything?

I'm fine, thanks, Mrs Keywood.

I thought we could discuss this situation in a calm, grown-up way.

Woman to woman.

Thanks.

You don't need to worry. About Connor.

-That's what I came to...

-Leave Connor to me.

-But, Mrs Keywood...

-You're protecting him and that's sweet.

-But I'm his mum.

-It's got nothing to do with you!

-Faye!

-I had to see it to believe it!

Faye told me you'd contacted her behind my back.

"Not my mum," I thought. "She's way too cool to pull a stunt like that."

Actually, I'm glad you're here. Sit down.

Do you want a drink?

I know you mean well, Mum, but you're way off here.

I'm here to listen. And to help. Both of you.

-You're not helping.

-I'm your mum.

If I think you're making a massive mistake, I'll do whatever it takes.

Look, Mum. No. Stop. I mean it, yeah?

You've both got to stop running away and face facts!

You're not serious about each other.

I didn't even realise you were boyfriend and girlfriend!

We're not.

-I'm really sorry, Mrs Keywood...

-Stop apologising, Faye!

And wake up.

Before you throw your whole life away for a casual bit of fun!

See what I mean?

Someone has to start telling the truth round here!

SHE SIGHS

Let's go and sit back down. Please?

Go talk to your mum.

Faye, I'm sorry.

I've been selfish, I'm just thinking about me and my family.

Got that right.

Come on, Connor. It's what a good mum does.

It's a habit I've got, if I feel my boys are threatened then...

But you're not a threat.

You're a scared girl whose whole world has been turned upside down.

I understand that feeling, Faye.

-I'm sorry I've been such a nightmare.

-Mum...

Give me another chance? I promise I'll behave.

MRS TEMBE: I will not deny that there have been

some teething troubles.

Reception's been short staffed. That hasn't helped.

No-one can say you haven't tried, Mrs Tembe.

It's an idea that just hasn't worked out.

It has just been a day!

We will learn from our mistakes as we take the project forward.

Mistakes must not be at the expense of patient safety.

Please, give the library time.

Time is not the issue. There is no benefit to patients.

That is not what is suggested from client feedback.

Feedback?

"Nice to see The Mill trying something new."

"Reading really is the best medicine."

"I live alone and it will be lovely to have a book to keep me company."

A few of my patients mentioned it, they're in favour.

Balloons and badges? Is this really what we should be doing? Daniel?

A trial should be just that. Certainly more than half a day.

We need to move on. Daniel?

Based on what I've seen and heard today, I think that...

..the library should continue. On a trial basis.

As long as it doesn't interfere with the main business of the practice.

Thank you. Thank you, very much, Dr Granger!

Now, what's next?

So what about your family, Faye?

I can't talk to them.

-Not like you and Connor talk.

-But surely they would want to...

Faye's family are devout Catholics.

They'd only see one possible outcome.

-So you are still considering other possible outcomes?

-Mum!

There's a lot to think about. I want to be sure.

Connor's been so great.

So he should be! He's as responsible for this as you, Faye.

Maybe more so.

You might not have had information and support about sex,

but Connor certainly did!

Connor's not the father.

-What?

-You heard her.

It's not your baby?

Mum!

Who...?

No-one. No-one that matters.

-Right.

-It was at a party...

-Faye, you don't need to...

-No.

I want you to know how much Connor's done for me.

I don't know what I would have done without him.

He's always been there when I need to talk.

He's come to every clinic with me.

But you're not the father?

Connor's my friend, Mrs Keywood! We're friends.

Friends?

So you've never...?

-I don't get it. Why didn't you say?

-Why didn't you just ask?

You just assumed me and Faye were at it like rabbits!

Come on. You're a teenage boy.

It's all you ever talk about - sex, more sex and then safe sex!

If there's one thing I know, it's teenage boys.

Do you?

Because it's not just Faye I haven't slept with, Mum.

I haven't slept with anyone!

PHONE RINGS

Go on. Go.

You're a partner now, with responsibilities.

You can't just go swanning off at the drop of a hat.

A spiritual crisis is not swanning off.

But tomorrow. It's really short notice.

These things do not follow a diary, Dr Granger.

I'm sorry. I know it's really short notice.

And I am sorry, but this thing has come up

and it's something I have to do. Sorry. But I really want to do this.

We all know what it's like to be up against it.

-Feeling overwhelmed, searching for a different way to live.

-Oh, please.

Haven't we both had personal crises?

Taken time off work short notice?

Certain things are bigger than work.

That's it.

Jimmi's been as generous and giving as he can.

I think as a practice - and personally - we owe him.

If only it was that simple.

We don't have to make it so complicated.

Right, I vote we give Jimmi leave of absence.

Starting tomorrow. We'll make it work somehow.

I will sort out the rota. I am sure Dr Vere will step up.

OK. What's made you so touchy-feely all of a sudden?

Because I assumed you'd be on my side.

Maybe that's your mistake.

-I'll see you in a couple of weeks.

-See you soon.

-OK.

Can't keep away.

I wanted to let you know you're off the hook.

I know now.

All the facts.

Come on.

Come in.

That poor girl. She must be going through hell.

I've messed up today. There must be something I can do.

Being there, that's enough. If Faye wants to talk...

She's stronger than she looks. Take the lead from her. And Connor.

Oh, Connor...

I panicked in the cafe.

I had no idea what to do. I pretty much ran away.

He's a great kid.

He's incredible, isn't he? No, thanks to me.

-I never listen and all I do is talk about sex.

-Give yourself a break.

-You did the right thing, you talked openly about physical stuff.

-But?

Go on, I can feel a but coming.

RUHMA CHUCKLES

But there is more to love, and relationships, than sex.

Yeah.

There's disappointment, betrayal, and don't forget the pain.

I get the feeling that maybe you haven't had the best of times.

But it affects the way that you see love, and the way you talk about it.

You could have a point.

Big emotions are scary at the best of times. At any age.

But love...

..love can be wonderful, too.

SHE SIGHS

That's what Connor needs me to talk to him about, isn't it?

-Not just condoms.

-Mm-hmm.

That's a big ask.

That makes the sex stuff look like a walk in the park.

You're his mum, and you're pretty cool.

I'm sure you'll find a way.

What did you used to do with them?

I gave them out at college. Sorry. I should have said.

No, it was me.

I should have known you weren't...ready.

How's Faye?

Fine as she can be. I dropped her back.

You know she's welcome here any time.

I'll call her later.

I'll chuck those condoms.

No way!

You've kept my mates out of trouble for years.

Practically a public service.

I was really proud of you today, Connor.

I should say things like that more often.

You're OK, Mum.

I realise that there's things I need to tell you.

And...

And I've made lasagne.

Lasagne? Now you're talking.

Library go well this afternoon?

The system could do with a little refining.

Well, you've got time.

And you're dealing with the trip hazard. So...

I am going to miss you, Dr Clay.

But I know you are at the beginning of a wonderful adventure.

To Thailand anyway.

Thailand? Such a beautiful place.

It is the perfect setting to get to know God.

Yeah, I've been meaning to say.

It's...

It's not a Christian retreat.

It's a spiritual retreat.

Spiritual doesn't always have to mean Christian, does it?

I'm sorry. I do not understand.

It's Buddhist.

I've been meaning to say. It's the library.

I started reading one of books and something just clicked.

Right.

I see.

Well...

Good luck, Dr Clay.

-Sorry, I really need to get on.

-Yeah, I...

SHE GASPS

You're the last person I'd take advice from

about being considerate to other people's children.

We'll have to do your spellings tonight

and it means you can't go to Beavers.

-Do you understand?

-No!

Joe!

You can't ignore your body, Mrs Tembe. Please just ring your doctor.

At no point have I asked you for your opinion!

So please just back off.

Hmm. It sounds pretty Buddhist to me.