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Hi. I'm Kevin. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
MANCUNIAN ACCENT: All right, lads? Simon Turner in the house. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
UPPER-CLASS ACCENT: My name? Ah! R.F. Horsington. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
Thank you. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
SCOTTISH ACCENT: I'm Jimmy Rooney, and I've got to have my oats, pal! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
-OK, you can start now. -Oh, great. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
So it looks like Al's computer was the source of the virus. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
-Oh, what a surprise. -It then copied itself onto the network from there. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
And the good news is...? | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
We think we can isolate the problem and repair the systems. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
Wonderful. Can we get on with it, then? | 0:01:48 | 0:01:49 | |
No point fixing the system unless we fix a few things in-house first. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
-Such as? -E-mails, for a start. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
We need to be smarter about what we keep and what we download. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
We're pretty smart anyway, aren't we, for the most part? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Emma, your yoga, wine-tasting and Spanish-cooking mailing lists | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
all triggered the anti-spyware programme. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
When do you have time to do all that? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:08 | |
I don't, I just like to know what's going on. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
The thing is, we're all to blame, | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
so we need to tighten security in general. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
-We need new passwords, new discipline. -Yeah. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
So we're going to pare right back | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
on computers today while Jimmi and I... | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
With the help of Karen and Valerie... | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
Yes, do a complete overhaul of office IT. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
So I need you to stay off the computers as much as possible | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
because the network is going to be down | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
intermittently throughout the day. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
I'm going to need your laptops as well. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:33 | |
Heston and Emma, you're in charge of | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
helping run things as low-tech as we can manage. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
-Sorry, why us? -Hang on a minute. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
I thought the whole point was to get the computers back. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
It's the only way, if we want to be up and running | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
before the inspection tomorrow. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Which we do, very much so. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
I will inform Dr Granger and Dr Carmichael. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
I think this is a lesson learnt for everyone. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
Because it's boring! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
Because this place is full of children! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
Kids who've just left Mummy and Daddy | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
and don't know what to do with themselves. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
You're welcome. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
So you're going to need to change all your passwords, | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
no fewer than nine characters, a combination of numbers and letters, | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
-upper case and lower case, please. -I know. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
And we'd like everybody to have a proper, | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
vigorous spring-clean of their inboxes. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Unreads down to zero. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Files tidied. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Anything you don't really, really, really need is to go in the bin. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
-And I will be checking. -Right. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
-It's a much-needed digital hygiene. -Yeah. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
Give all those bits you haven't used for a long time a really good scrub. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
OK. Of course. Thank you, Valerie. Do you mind...? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
Don't forget, Daniel, clean your bits. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
Yeah. Kevin Pritchard? I'm Dr Granger. Please come through. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
-Thank you. -Take a seat. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
All right, what about this one? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
That's from my mate Maggie, pictures of her new car. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
OK. This one? | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Icon bar. Money-off voucher. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
From 2014? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
This one? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
OK, so, that started with me asking Mandy about her new-car day | 0:04:06 | 0:04:12 | |
and then it just sort of ballooned from there. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
Who's Mandy? Karen, it belongs in the bin, all right? All of it. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
No! No, no, no! Because that's a recipe for a chocolate... | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
I just haven't got around to... SHE SIGHS | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Bin. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
This is cruel because I've not got that saved anywhere else. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
What, some photos about a second-hand hatchback, | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
or e-mails about a pie you're never going to make? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
She was very proud of that car. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
I'm not going anywhere until all that is in the bin | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
and then that bin is emptied. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
-I hope you're going to be just as mean to everybody else. -No! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:45 | |
You are. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:46 | |
Nice watch. Where did you get it? | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
Actually, it was a gift. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
So tell me, would you say that these headaches are random, | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
or is there a pattern? | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
You know, if you drink coffee, or if you sleep too much? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
What sort of coffee do you drink? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Better if we kept the focus on you, if that's OK? | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
Of course. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:14 | |
Have you been feeling stressed lately? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
If I'm stressed, what should I do? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Well, there are some lifestyle changes that you could make. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
What do you do if you're stressed? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
I exercise and listen to music. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
-But you need to find out what works for you. -Right. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
OK. Are you sexually active? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
-Would you mind saying that again? -Are you sexually active? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Oh, no, not especially. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:39 | |
OK. And what about your diet, how's that? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
What sort of thing should I eat? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
What do you make for dinner? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
Forgive me, this meeting's about you, it's not about me. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
Oh, no. Yeah, me, definitely. Sorry. Er... | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
Just wanted a few tips, that's all. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
-Right. -You seem very healthy, well-rounded. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
-Well.. -Anyway, you've been a great help. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Oh. OK. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
Well, if you need to talk, then please remember, | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
my door's always open. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:07 | |
Your door's always open. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
Great. Thanks. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:11 | |
Welsh place names are always a good idea. Very hard to crack. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
Like, what - Newport? | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Ah, yes, no, but in Welsh, | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Newport is C...Cas...Casnew. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
It's very complicated. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
A lot of Welsh names are. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Very complicated people too. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
How does this help me with my e-mails? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
It needs to be something random and hard to forget. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
-Just like you. -Exactly! | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Oh, hello! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
The inspection isn't until tomorrow. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
I'm just in to double-check what time I'm expected | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
and to see if your lovely self fancies a spot of lunch. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
Aw! Now, as tempting as that sounds, | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
I have got quite a lot on my plate already. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
My figurative plate, obviously. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
I am shouldering a lot of responsibility today. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
Not even if I throw in a promise of profiteroles at the Icon? | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
-I've a voucher. -Aw! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
I'm afraid I am just going to have | 0:07:13 | 0:07:14 | |
to power on through lunch, if I'm honest. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
Excuse me. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
In which case, is there somewhere we could talk? Together? In private? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:23 | |
I am very busy. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
Cyber-security waits for no-one. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
It's important. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
OK. Come on then. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
I mean it, I will leave her. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Right. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:42 | |
Just...when everything's died down a bit, when the time's right. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:48 | |
I wouldn't want to be cruel, of course. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Of course. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
But I will do what needs doing. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
OK. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
I'm so sorry I wasn't able to see you this weekend. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
You know you mean the world to me. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
I know. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
Have you thought any more about my proposal? | 0:08:06 | 0:08:11 | |
Oh, yes. Yes. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Very much. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
And...? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
Well, it's a big life decision, isn't it? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
I mean, it was lovely of you to ask me, | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
but I can't rush these things. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
So I promise you, as soon as I have an answer, | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
you'll be the first to know. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:28 | |
Right. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
Thank you. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
I knew you'd understand. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
OK, I'd better get back | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
because duty has no sweethearts, as they say. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Oooh! Did I hear you say you had a dessert voucher for the Icon? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:54 | |
-Ah! Well, I...I... -I have been craving profiteroles like crazy. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
I'll go halves with you. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
-Well, um... -You don't mind, do you, Valerie? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
I just didn't think they'd be your sort of thing. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
I love profiteroles! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
And it'd be good to go over what | 0:09:06 | 0:09:07 | |
the nursing staff can do ahead of the inspection. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
-Get some of that patient feedback. -OK. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Well, I don't suppose... | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
And I thought it was high time | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
I got to know the man in your life properly. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
-Of course. -I want to make more of an effort. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
I know how much you two mean to each other. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
I think that's really lovely, Ayesha. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Great! I'll see you at 2:00. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Dr Granger. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
I need the verification codes. Have you got them? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
Karen, codes? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
I need to verify your accounts, | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
but they've sent the codes to you. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
I don't know what any of that means. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
I need the numbers that have been texted to your phone. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:52 | |
Oh. Right. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:53 | |
-Are you still there? -Yeah, I'm still here, | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
but it looks like my mobile phone isn't. Can you ring it? | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
Oh, hang on. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
HE EXHALES | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
-Anything? -It's ringing. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Well, then, it's not here. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
So, who's got the codes? | 0:10:13 | 0:10:14 | |
The person who's got my phone. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
I thought we were tidying up e-mails, not launching nuclear missiles. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
Does this mean I've got to do this all over again? | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
If you haven't got my phone, then, yes, I suppose so. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
-When did you last have it? -Well, I mean, I came straight... | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
I will call you back in a bit. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Hello? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
Americano. Grazie. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
-Thanks, you're a star. -What's the name? | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
Daniel. Daniel Granger. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
-Grab a seat, I'll bring it to you now. -Thanks. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Hi...Daniel. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Oooh! Not seen you around. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
Can't have been looking very hard, then, can you? | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
OK, so the first thing I need you to do is to log on. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
Oh, that's such a shame, you've failed the first check. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
You let me see what you were typing. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
You asked me to type it in! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
What, so, if I asked for your PIN number, you'd give me that as well? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
Trust no-one, Emma. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
OK, go to Systems, Security, and click on Change Password. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
OK, now change your password. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
Oooh. Ah. Yeah, you're going to have to do better than that. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
I need at least seven characters. Upper case, lower case, | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
punctuation. Make it difficult. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
EMMA SIGHS | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
OK. Now make a note so you don't forget. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
That is so disappointing. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
What now?! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:54 | |
You definitely do not make a note of your password on a Post-it Note. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
I mean, I can see it, it's right there. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Hot Tub 69. I don't get it. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:01 | |
You said to make it difficult. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
You're going to have to do it again. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
EMMA SIGHS | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
Right, there we go. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
OK, now log out. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:14 | |
Perfect. I'll leave you to it. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
-EMMA SIGHS -Problem? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
I can't remember it and...now it's locked me out! | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
Oh, gosh! | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
So, do you live locally? | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
You could say that. I'm over in Greenbank Halls. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
Oh, you're a student here! | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
Well, I'm a student of the world. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:44 | |
-HE LAUGHS -I can tell. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
So, what do you like to do afterhours? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
-What do you like to do? -I don't like to waste time. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
Great minds think alike. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
Hi. I was in earlier, I left my phone. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Is there a problem? | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
No. I just like to, um...savour the things I enjoy. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
Mrs Tembe, you're up next. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
I have a lot on. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
A new state-of-the-art water cooler is supposed to arrive today. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:21 | |
-Oh, it won't take a minute. -Nobody's above the law. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
Right, very well. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
OK. Log yourself out, please. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
-How are you supposed to... -Do as she says. -All right, very well. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
Right. OK, now, your current password, | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
that's not written down on a Post-it or anything like that? | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
Please! I am very careful. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
-Well, you know this. -OK. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
-BLEEP! -Ah! | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
Well, how did you do that?! | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
-BOTH: -Botswana1. -With a capital B. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
Yeah, it was our first guess. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:57 | |
Well, that is just an elaborate parlour trick. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
Look, I am very busy! | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
Um...you've got 1,689 unread e-mails! | 0:14:04 | 0:14:10 | |
I am the practice manager. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
It is inevitable that I will have | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
a great deal of very important correspondence | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
and I need to keep a paper trail. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
160 of them are from the church book group. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:23 | |
All right, do you mind?! Please, step away! | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
I am quite capable of sorting out my own security. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
Look, why don't you go and check | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
whether Dr Vere has sorted out the antivirus. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
Thank you very much, ladies. Goodbye. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
Botswana1. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
-Do you want to get out of here? -What about your panini? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
Nah, they're taking too long. Besides, my door is always open. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
-When you put it like that... -I do. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
-Daniel Granger? -Yeah! Over here. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
-Kevin? Excuse me. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! -Excuse me, sir! | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
Who are you? | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
I'm Daniel Granger. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:11 | |
-Oh, are you his dad? -No. No, no. Do you know him? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:15 | |
Well, he said he was called Daniel, so...no. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
What's he up to? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
Probably stealing my identity and my phone. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
You say he called himself Daniel Granger? | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
Why would he steal your identity just to buy a student coffee? | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
And flirt with me? We were going to go back to his. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
Do you think he was going to try something with me? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
-Do you know where he lives? -Yeah, Greenbank. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
OK. May I borrow your phone? I want to call the police. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
-Which one's Greenbank? -Come on, I'll show you. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
MUSIC: Spaceship by Tinchy Stryder and Dappy | 0:15:42 | 0:15:46 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
HE SIGHS OK. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:16:01 | 0:16:02 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:16:11 | 0:16:12 | |
Geoffrey's the same, he ignores you if you want to play with him, | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
then sits on your head if you start watching Strictly. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
I saw this joke once where an owner brings a dog food, | 0:16:20 | 0:16:25 | |
and the dog thinks "This man just brought me food, he must be a god". | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
And then the owner feeds a cat and the cat thinks... | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
-"This man just brought me food, I must be a god." -Yeah. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
Love it. It's very true. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
Anyway, enough about cats. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
Let's talk Valerie. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
What exactly are you up to? | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
I don't think it's exactly appropriate to break in. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
I'm all about the inappropriate, that's fine by me. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
Besides, he said, "My door is always open". | 0:16:53 | 0:16:58 | |
You coming in? | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
-Can I borrow your phone again? -Yeah. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
I want to try calling mine. Thank you. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
I want to see what else he keeps in the closet. Huh! | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
Oh! There's all sorts in here. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
There's no one style. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:17 | |
It's like he's got different clothes for different people. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
Do you think he's done this before? | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
Like, a professional con artist? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
I don't know. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
Well, how did you meet him, if you don't mind me asking? | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
He was a walk-in patient at the surgery this morning. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
To be honest, I thought there was something slightly off about him, | 0:17:31 | 0:17:35 | |
like he was trying to study me or something. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
The Westlake Room, do you know where that is? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
Yeah, over by the Art blocks. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
That's where he's supposed to be now. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Come on, I'll show you. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
-Thanks. -Thank you. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
So, you have told your wife? | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
-No, but... -But you have a plan, don't you? | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
You're not putting it off | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
and hoping someone else makes the hard decisions for you? | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
This has already been a very hard decision for me. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
Really? But I thought you loved Valerie. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
Surely that makes it easy. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
Yes! Look, you're not listening. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
You're trying to confuse me. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
Probably because you're confusing everyone else. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
What's Valerie supposed to make of all this stop-starting? | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
And your wife? | 0:18:25 | 0:18:26 | |
What if she wanted to have a family with you? | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
-Her hopes for the future... -I know. I think about that, | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
but I also think about how happy Valerie and I will be together. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:37 | |
I mean, you're her friend, | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
should I really stand in the way of her happiness? | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
-Happiness? -Mm. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
What are you offering her except more stress and disappointment? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:49 | |
I proposed! | 0:18:49 | 0:18:50 | |
Exactly. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:51 | |
I knew this would happen. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
Valerie's told me what you think of me. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
I don't know how else to tell you this, Ayesha, but I'm a good man. | 0:18:56 | 0:19:02 | |
I really am. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
In my experience, good men don't need to tell you that. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
Excuse me, but what's any of this got to do with you, anyway? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:14 | |
It's Valerie's life and I trust she's smart enough to know | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
what she's doing, even if you don't. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
Did she tell you to go on the warpath like this, hm? | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
Or do you just think she can't handle herself? | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
Oh, I know Valerie can handle herself. I've seen it. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
But you missed it, didn't you, because you ran for the hills | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
as soon as she got ill, and it was US at the Mill who saw her through. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
So thanks to you, I know all too well what Valerie can handle. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
So excuse me if I don't think much of your proposal, | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
given that you've already failed the in-sickness-and-in-health bit. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
I know! | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
I'm a coward...and a heel! | 0:19:47 | 0:19:51 | |
No use crying to me. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
What are you going to do about it? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
I don't know. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:58 | |
Every day, dozens of people come through my door, wanting to see me. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:05 | |
But do any of them really actually ever see me? | 0:20:05 | 0:20:09 | |
Does anyone coming through that door know who I really am? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:14 | |
I mean, I... | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
I'm so sorry. Excuse me just a moment. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
Look, I really can't talk. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:24 | |
It's a stage-acting module, I'm being graded and... | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
-Where's my phone? -Sorry, what? | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
I'm not going anywhere until I get my phone. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
MAN COUGHS | 0:20:31 | 0:20:32 | |
Look, I have to go, OK? I could meet you outside afterwards. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
-I'll be right here. -Me too. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
Hi. I'm Daniel Granger. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
And if you really cared about Valerie, | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
you'd do the right thing this time and man up! | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
If you can't be honest with your wife, | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
the least you can do is be honest with Valerie. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
No more empty promises. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
I know! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
I promise! | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
-Sorry! -Stop messing everyone about! | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
Thank you, Ayesha. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
You're doing right by Valerie, and I respect you for that. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:27 | |
I'm going to sort things out. I truly will. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
You're a good friend to her, you really are. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:34 | |
Here, you have these. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:38 | |
I don't deserve them. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:41 | |
When I'm stressed, and that's not often, I should add, | 0:21:50 | 0:21:54 | |
I like to exercise. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
I might have a sesh with Samantha from the gym, | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
or with Candy from the tennis club, | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
or sometimes with them both at the same time. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
But to tell you the truth, | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
I, er...I like my women like my coffee, out on the balcony. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
Terrific view from up here, and that's just me. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
A doctor's salary goes a lot further than you think. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:20 | |
Mostly into girls' purses, but that's what keeps me going. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:24 | |
That...and the medicine. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
I'm a heart specialist. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:29 | |
I, er...I think I like fixing other people's hearts because... | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
Well, I'm not quite sure what will ever fix mine. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:37 | |
I mean, I know what it's like to be admired, but | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
will I ever know love? | 0:22:41 | 0:22:42 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
You weren't supposed to see that ever. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
Well, that was an eye-opener. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
I may have taken a few liberties, you know, creative licence. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
A few liberties? For the record, I don't have a balcony | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
and the girl from the tennis club was called Sophia. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
Why did you run off? | 0:23:08 | 0:23:09 | |
I mean, I'd kind of stolen this guy's character, | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
it was a bit embarrassing to have to say, | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
"Sorry, I was rehearsing on you". | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
Oh. So, it was a rehearsal. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
Well, no, not entirely. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:20 | |
And we were going to go back to your room. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
I mean, how much of a method actor are you? | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
-Wouldn't you like to know? -Oh! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:26 | |
Sorry to interrupt, have you got my phone? | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
Why would I have your phone? | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
OK, fine, I haven't got time for that. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
Can I borrow yours please again? | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
Thank you. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
PHONE RINGS OUT | 0:23:37 | 0:23:38 | |
Hello? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
Karen? | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
Ah, Daniel! I've found your phone. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
I was wondering what all that flipping buzzing was. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
It was coming from your laptop bag the whole time. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
It doesn't matter. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
Just hold on to it for me, would you? | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
Thanks. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
Thank you. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:57 | |
Um...goodbye. And goodbye. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
Oh, and for the record, I would never say "sesh". | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
-Probably think I'm a right weirdo now, don't you? -Just a bit. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:12 | |
But if I'm honest, I do like a bit of drama, | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
and running about with the doctor. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
And I am pretty intrigued by you, that's for sure. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
You ignored me this morning, you know. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
I held the door open for you, you didn't see me. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
-Didn't even say thanks. -Oh! | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Well, maybe I'm bringing out the best in you. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:31 | |
So, when will I see you around? | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
My door is always open. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
I know this must be difficult to hear. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:45 | |
I... It's just such a shock! | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
Well, it was to me, as well. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
I thought we were going for a nice lunch, share a dessert, | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
but then Ayesha turned on me. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
She's so bitter and obsessive! | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
I mean, I felt threatened, and that doesn't happen lightly. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:07 | |
-I know. -I don't mean to gossip. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
-I probably shouldn't say anything, but... -Go on. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
But what if...what if she hurt you? | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
She wouldn't! | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
Maybe not, but...she's fixated on you. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:22 | |
I know our living arrangements will change at some point, | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
but until, then I'm bound to worry! | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
Have you had a chance to think about...my proposal? | 0:25:30 | 0:25:35 | |
-Definitely. -Ah. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
Definitely thought about it. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
Lots of thinking. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:41 | |
Anyway, I think it's best for everyone | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
if you see a lot less of her. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
Find some freedom from Ayesha. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
For her sake. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
-Right. -Yeah. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
Thanks for the warning. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
Right, I've scanned the system, | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
deleted all the corrupted files and any trace of the virus I could find, | 0:26:10 | 0:26:15 | |
downloaded the updates and updated those downloads. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
And where does that leave us? | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
I just have to do a full system reinstallation and then we're done. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:24 | |
Turning it off and on again. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
It is a little bit more complicated than that. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
But Toby says we have to do a full system restore | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
to guarantee we've got rid of everything nasty. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
Great. How long's that going to take? | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
12 hours minimum, I'm afraid. It's going to be an overnight job. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
-What?! -Hang on a minute. That doesn't leave much margin for error. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
-What if we come in tomorrow... -Just before the inspection. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
..turn it on and it doesn't work? | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
Then we are in big trouble. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
Now, you know what is expected of you? | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
Professional, efficient, service with a smile. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
Nigel Sparks. My colleague, Mr Chivers. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
Life extinct...8:42. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
No! N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
I didn't even get to say goodbye! | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
You're admitting that you stabbed Mr and Mrs Khan to death? | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
Maybe we should tell the inspectors the truth. Come clean. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
And commit professional suicide? | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 |