Omnibus 3 E20

Donnie?

You in there?

Fine.

I just...wanted to say I'm sorry.

You talking to me?

Hi.

Doesn't matter.

Ava.

Ava!

Oh, I'm going to be sick.

# Beautiful

# Dirty, dirty, rich, rich

# Dirty, dirty, beautiful

# Dirty, rich

# Dirty, dirty, rich

# Dirty, dirty, rich, beautiful

# Beautiful

# Dirty, dirty, rich, rich

# We've got a red-light pornographic dance fight

# Systematic, honey

# But we got no money

# Our hair is perfect

# While we're all getting shipwrecked... #

I know it's been difficult adjusting.

And this is my way of saying thank you,

for, er, doing the toilets,

life books, being a team. Ain't so bad here, is it?

-You trying to poison me?

-What's with the glasses?

Photosensitivity.

I've got a note.

You all right?

Fine, yeah.

Must be a bug.

# ..Tighter than plastic, honey

# But we got no money

# We do the dance right

# We have got it made like ice cream topped with honey

# But we got no money... #

See what we can achieve when we apply ourselves?

# ..I'm so sorry I'm so s-s-sorry, yeah

# We just like to party

# Like to p-p-party, yeah... #

What?

# ..We just like to party

# Like to p-p-party, yeah... #

Eggs.

What a waste.

Could have scrambled them this morning.

# ..Bang, bang

# We're beautiful and dirty rich

# We live a cute life, sound fanatic

# Tighter than plastic, honey

# But we got no money

# We do the dance right

# We have got it made like ice cream topped with honey... #

What?

My kids were at home last night, Mrs Masood. I saw them go to bed.

Let's find out, shall we?

-It weren't me.

-How'd you get out?

-I've seen enough. I'm telling the police.

-No, look...

-There must be a solution.

-Five to ten years ought to do it.

Mrs Masood, please, look - they're kids who made a mistake.

-Give them a chance. Let them prove you wrong.

-All right.

They can have one chance. One.

Ah, this is slavery.

It's reparations. You can start by putting

that bench back where it belongs.

-Why we doing this anyway?

-AVA: The police.

I've got quite a crime sheet going here.

Now, if things aren't fixed up by the end of this evening,

I'm going to be handing this dossier over to the police.

She ain't my massa.

Cover me.

Grandma.

Please can I come home?

More wahala?

Grandma.

Grandma, man!

Get up.

Easy.

Hope you guys had fun last night.

-Yeah, we did, actually.

-Cos you're ruining any chance we've got

of getting out of this place. So get up.

Or your little sister's going to be stuck in care for ever.

Oi!

Did you do that?

-HE SNIGGERS

-You think it's funny, do you?

How about I teach you some respect?

Yeah? Respect for others' property.

Read that.

Go on - read it. READ IT!

READ IT!

-"Arthur Fowler - he loved this place."

-I wasn't asking you, was I?

-Read it.

-"Arthur Fowler - he loved this place."

Wasn't so hard, was it?

When I come out that house, that car better be clean.

When you done that you go over to the car lot and you do them, too.

Understand?

I can stick up for myself.

-ZAINAB:

-Where's the other one?

Toilet.

You do the car lot next. And no funny business, all right?

I know what you kids do. I've seen Skins.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Eurgh!

SHE VOMITS Ah, nastiness, man!

Don't try act like you still wouldn't come at this.

Hey, sweetness, you're looking a bit busted, all right?

Ain't wasting my time on little boys no more.

Oh, what, him?

He doesn't look like he's that into you.

Not what he was saying last night.

Listen, Faith, you all right?

Course.

Laters, little boy.

-Let's get out of here, yeah?

-Get cleaning, Faith.

-Why?

We don't have to do their dirty work. This place can't take a joke?

We didn't kill no-one.

Which one for cars?

It was fun last night, wasn't it, though?

You and me,

bit of whipped cream...

Thank you for this. I'm really impressed you're helping out.

Accept the compliment, Ava.

Thank you.

All right, I'm going to get dinner on, OK?

What?

-JACK:

-Oi! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop!

-What d'you think you're doing?

-What's it look like?

That's brake fluid.

You got any idea what that'll do to a paint job?

It says "corrosive". Can't you read?

Or are you just stupid?

Well, come on - talk.

I'm not stupid.

Well, it don't look like that to me. Useless - the lot of you.

-Do that on purpose, did you? Your little joke?

-I didn't see.

You could have checked too, you know.

You don't want to work so you mess it up for everyone else?

Or is it payback cos I ain't interested?

Cos I don't go for no lazy ho.

-It's OK, you know.

-Shut up.

-I can help you.

-You think you're so much smarter than me, don't you?

-What? No!

Off to uni, Richard's head girl.

-Well, you're nothing. You're filth, just like me.

-All done?

Useless. That one nearly ruined a perfectly good car.

-Wow! Went well today, did it?

-Oh, my days, this woman.

Faith, shut up.

I'd rather prison than another lecture from her.

Your grandmother cannot cope with you,

-HE certainly can't cope with you, so

-I

-will teach you respect.

-OK? Tomorrow morning. Bright and early.

-Apologies, guys.

Sorry.

-Lorry.

-Faith.

-Sorry.

-Donnie?

Mrs Masood gave you a chance to prove to everyone

that you're not worthless.

You're blowing it. For everyone.

Donnie.

(Sorry.)

-I didn't hear that.

-I'm sorry.

Mrs Masood?

He can finish off the cars.

Feel good, does it?

Brother, and that is for free, all right? There you go.

Who is that woman that she can run our lives?

Zainab? Listen, you want to steer clear, you know. She's a nutter.

She's got it coming.

So, er, what's going on with carwash boy, then?

Cool, I shouldn't have boyed you.

Oh, come on, you can come better than that.

I was bad mind. Sorry.

-Ava?

->

You OK?

Fine.

You have this one.

What's wrong with me, Richard?

Nothing.

I try so hard to be normal.

Must think I'm pathetic.

No, no, no. Hey, hey.

Look, I meant what I said before, Ava.

You're a special girl, OK?

And if they can't see that,

that's their problem.

You know, when I was your age,

if I'd done that to someone's property I'd get a good hiding

and count myself lucky if I'd no broken bones. You can't do it

that way these days, but if he ain't looking...

Not the biggest I've seen!

-Oh, what? You think it's funny, do ya, eh?

-Shall we take this inside?

Be good.

See you later.

-Richard?

-Yeah?

Just wanted to... you know, see how you were.

You're on rota to cook dinner tonight.

Pick up some food.

Right, the rules are these.

You do as you're told by me or him and you keep your mouth shut.

Is that clear?

All right. You're out the back with Anthony. Shift them crates.

-What, I can't stay here?

-What do you care where you are, eh?

Come on! Go, go!

-And where do you think you're going?

-I can help with the lifting.

I got strong thighs.

Sit!

Sign-cleaning, chewing-gum under the tables

and, er, polishing wood and glasses in the dishwasher.

Oh, and, er...these.

Urinal cakes.

They need changing. The gents ain't been cleaned for a while,

so, er...you might want to wear gloves.

You did the damage, you do the toilets.

Well, I don't want to go catching AIDS. I'm too pretty to die.

You can't get AIDS doing that.

I know a girl who got Chlamydia from a tramp touching her elbow.

I'm not doing them.

Well, neither am I!

Grow up, Faith!

KNOCK AT THE DOOR

MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY IN HEADPHONES

Oi!

Oi!

You didn't hear that?!

You can have this back when you leave.

You've got five minutes, all right?

-Who's this?

-Who are you?

This is Donnie's sister.

Go and get him, will ya?

Richard?

Richard?

Ava, please.

Last night was completely inappropriate.

-And I expected more from you.

-What?

I'm hugely disappointed.

Can we do something today? I bunked off.

I got to do this.

Why?

Cos I said so.

My brother don't listen to anyone.

Don't he?

Time's up.

I'll find you. Don't talk to anyone.

-Give this to her, will ya?

-How come you got it?

She gave it to me.

She's not as stupid as your normal girlfriends.

Got work to do.

What's up her bumhole today?

-What, they're just in the next room?

-Yeah.

-And you're in the middle?

Amazing match.

You see that one up there, the one with the...

Bet she's well up for it, right?

It's like fish in a barrel there.

Bet Ava made the call that once. They're the ones you got to...

-She's not like that.

-Settle down, mate.

Everything all right?

Yeah, fine.

Nice to see someone's got a bit of respect for the ladies.

-I can defend myself, you know.

-About yesterday...

-KNOCKING AT THE DOOR

-Someone go see who that is.

-You're going to get me grief!

-You done yet?!

Nearly.

Who are they, anyway? Come on, let's go!

-Are you a dancer?

-Excuse me(!)

The way you move, you know. You're elegant, yeah.

I thought you was going on a picnic?

I ain't going anywhere.

I ain't got all day, you know!

Hey, man. Apology, sweetheart, all right?

Oh! What, you're going to knock back some sugar?

OK. Well, there's this free meal, all right,

at the pizza place in Mile End, huh? Come on.

A greasy pizza?!

Classy(!)

Come on, when shall I pick you up?

-I've got plans.

-Are you still hung up on that Donnie guy?

He don't want someone like you, Faith.

What would you know about that?

Hey... Hey, yo! What about my voucher?

Hey! Oh. Classy now, innit?! Classy, yeah.

Riley? >

Riley! >

Why you ignoring me for?

Riley?

What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?

Riley? Riley!

-Donnie!

-Ssh!

Got my hand on this voucher for a free pizza.

I thought you might want to join me.

You know, make up for what you said to me yesterday?

-Look, I wasn't...

-It's fine. You can do what you want, Donnie.

-< Come on!

-I'm not interested in her.

-It's fine.

-Donnie!

-Hang on!

-Help her.

-Look, she can't just yell and get what she wants!

-Donnie! Now!

-Shut up, man!

For two seconds, yeah? Can you do that?!

Riley, go home,

go to school or where ever. Just go!

Move!

Hit her next time!

Really show her you care!

You don't know anything about my family.

Yeah? Ask her about Cornwall.

-Vodka needs changing.

-I can do it.

Yeah, and if I wanted somebody to drink it you'd be

the first person I asked. Anthony, Donnie, we got a delivery.

GLASS SMASHES

-I'm sorry.

-That's why he told ME to do it!

I said I'm sorry!

You think you're so special, don't you?

Everybody always loves Ava!

Did I say smash it?

Sorry. It slipped out of my hand.

Well you owe me a tenner. And clear it up!

They're not going to change themselves, are they?

< Riley?

Thought you were going to see your brother.

You don't even have a brother, do ya?

Little lead-boy Riley?

All alone?

-Just leave me alone.

-What?! Who're you talking to?!

Come here!

Poo!

I don't want to talk about it.

-We've just finished.

-You have done a very good job.

Inspirational stuff.

So. How did they do?

Fine. All you got to do is pay back that tenner and be on your way.

-I don't have the money on me.

-Do you like Italian food, Philip?

My nails are ruined, man.

Hello. Where do you think you're going?

-We haven't discussed tomorrow yet.

-What do you mean, tomorrow?

We're done. We've made up for the sign. Finished.

And what about your punishment?

-Aren't you it?

-We made good. Anything more is unfair.

This is good for you.

Tomorrow morning, 9am Argee Bhajee.

I ain't doing it, boy.

I'm allergic to curry, you get me.

Oi, you lot, man?

Mmm, I need a shower, boy.

I'll talk to Riley.

Just listen to her.

Give me a hand?

Hey, brat.

Sorry about earlier, yeah.

I'm having a bad day.

I'm here if you need to talk to me.

Bye.

I think you might be the world's slowest chopper.

-I want to do it right!

-Sorry.

You're doing fine.

I want you two to be peeling potatoes.

And when you've finished peeling them, they go in buckets of water.

-And as for you, madam, I have a special job for you.

-Ah, nah.

-You guys are going to love me.

-Why?

Cos I did something that you bloody orphans have been too chicken

to do for time. Pay back.

Want to check my work?

You can talk to me. Don't worry, I won't tell her.

If you're not a virgin, just say so.

-Faith. Leave the guy alone, man.

-Don't get jealous, Donnie boy.

I've got a little business to finish in there

and after that, I'm all yours.

-About yesterday...

-I've left a message for her.

If you want to look after her, reading's a good start.

Ask Richard. Or, if you want, I could help.

-Ava!

-Can't you read?

-It's nothing to be ashamed of.

-Yeah. You'd know wouldn't you?

It's fine.

My friend Christina didn't learn to read till she was 14 and now

she's read all of Katie Price's books. I can help you.

Break time?

All right.

Well, if this isn't hard work at its best!

Donnie, give us a minute.

Thank you.

-How's it going?

-Fine.

-Good,

I'm stopping by so we can get these university applications finished.

I've got the printouts so we can get everything ready to apply online.

FAITH: Let's do this another way.

I'll read like a whole paragraph and you'll read it after me.

OK? Yeah? Here we go...

Another way to get that fresh winter glow

is to apply blush or bronzer to the apple of your cheeks

and blend out.

-Oh, so you blend out from the...

-Faith.

My God, they're right. And all this time I was getting it wrong.

Listen, Donnie, if you want to be something in life

you've got to learn how to read.

I really think you could be a beauticianist

because you've got the eye for it and the way you just look,

it's like you know what's going on.

I'm hungry. Donnie you hungry?

-Large saveloy and chips.

-Erm...

What am I supposed to do with a voucher?

Improvise!

PHONE RINGS

Hang on. Got to take this.

Walford Gazette.

What for?

Richard Vance.

You all right?

Hi, Grandma.

Faith. You shouldn't make a gesture of respect if you don't mean it.

It's not that hard when you break it down like that.

I know. You've just got to be patient. You'll get there.

I need a drink. Let's go to the pub.

-You up for it, Donnie?

-Erm...

-You can go after.

-I'm sorry, Miss. I was talking to Donnie, not you.

Well, as you can see - were in the middle of doing something here.

Ava, you get on my nerves.

For someone who's applying for university you're quite stupid.

I was talking to Donnie, not you.

I said we're working on his reading.

He doesn't want to end up a waster like you.

-What are you saying?

-That you're a waste.

-No!

You think you're better than everyone else.

I knew it would come down to this, Faith.

-Maybe you just think I'm better than you!

-Yeah, you are actually.

I'll count the ways. You're stuck up, frigid,

-you're a bum lick and no-one likes you.

-Faith, if you don't shut up...

What are you going to do? Report me to Richard?

We know he's got you wrapped around his little finger.

-Shut up.

-What did you say?

-I said, "Shut up."

Just take your little bucket and go and clean the toilets.

Sitting here pretending to help him. He doesn't even like you, Ava.

Why like someone who thinks he's a waste?

Donnie, I didn't mean it.

It was about her. Why would I think that?

Oh, I'm Ava, I'm so smart, I'm going to Oxford or Cambridge,

I'm so posh, I wear formal clothes on a daily basis,

I've got a large pole stuck up my...

HEAVY METAL MUSIC

THEY SHOUT

Stop it! What on earth do you think you're doing, huh? And you?!

What were you doing while this was going on?

-This is the last straw.

-Mrs Masood, please.

Other than the obvious, they've done everything you've asked.

You clean this up

and then we'll talk.

Well, you heard her. Clear it up!

Ava, you're in charge

Course she is.

Good old Richie. Watching out for us.

Without Richard you'd be on the streets and he'd be in jail.

You can moan all you like, but you should be thanking him.

Because a little boarding school girl like you wouldn't last

five minutes out there.

Good job, Ava.

I know you didn't start this, I'm pleased you're finishing it.

-Thanks Richard.

-Good.

Well, I'll see you all at home then.

I'm so pleased you didn't start this, Ava. I love you,

Ava. You're my princess, Ava. Ah, Ava!

-Where are you going?

-Home.

We're done here, right?

Yeah. Sure.

OK then.

TOILET FLUSHES > SCREAMS >

Who is responsible for this?

Did I not tell you?

Toilets are playing UP!

Then I shall see you all tomorrow.

Whatever. Let's do this!

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