03/07/2011 EastEnders Omnibus


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-Just looking in the fridge. I can do you a sausage sandwich or some cheese...

-Wonderful family you have.

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-Sorry, I didn't mean to...

-That's my son.

-Your son!

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I didn't know you had a son. He looks like trouble.

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Sorry, Carol, I'm talking from personal experience.

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He's dead.

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He died last year.

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I'm so sorry.

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Tea?

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Carol, I didn't want to...

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-Is it milk, one sugar?

-You must miss him so much.

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Liam...

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Liam, wait!

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Oi! Watch the cloth, moth.

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New whistle, this!

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-I don't care what you do with him, just leave me out of it.

-Well, well, that didn't take long, did it?

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It's almost like he's had practice.

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I'll have a word.

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Zainab!

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-Have you heard from Tamwar?

-Not yet.

-Don't you think we should talk?

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-Talk?

-About what was said - at the Mehndi?

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Nothing was said at the Mehndi. Nothing.

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

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Dad again.

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He wants to know what time to be at the registry office.

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Have you heard from yours?

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Or your mum, for that matter?

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-Tam?

-Hmm?

-Your parents, have you heard from them?

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Er, no. I've been thinking...

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Uh-oh.

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We don't have to go through with it today if you don't want to.

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It's not like we have a choice, is it?

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Just because we got married at the mosque doesn't make it legal.

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Yeah, I know, that's what I meant.

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It's been a bit of a nightmare for everyone,

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and I just sort of wonder whether it wouldn't be better

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if we just leave it.

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-Is that what you want?

-No, I thought it might be what you want.

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Of course it isn't.

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-I love you.

-I love you.

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Besides...you wouldn't want to miss out on our honeymoon now, would you?

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Well...

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What are we going to do about our parents?

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It's simple.

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We uninvite them.

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Really?

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We've come this far on our own, haven't we?

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Hmm.

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I don't care if you and my gran...you know.

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I mean, it would be kind of sick,

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but you don't have to keep pretending to hang out with me.

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Is that what you think?

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Listen, I want to tell you...

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I think you're a top bloke,

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and I've got a real kick out of being your mate.

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I'd hate that to change,

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just because I want to get to know your gran too.

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Hey, I can't force you to be mates with an old geezer like me, can I?

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We could have a kick about after school.

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Tomorrow?

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Sure.

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You've got the knack.

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-It's just adults I have a problem with.

-Michael?

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Look, I was thinking, if you're at a loose end later,

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I could probably fix you something at the caff, you know, make up for lunch.

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Thank you.

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Oh, not in the doorway.

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-Did you hear me?

-Yep.

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-How old are you, Shirley?

-I don't really see that's any of your business,

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but are you suddenly taking an interest in my health?

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Smoke yourself to death for all I care, just don't do it in my doorway.

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Interesting choice of words, that - your doorway. Since when did this place belong to you?

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It might as well do, the amount of work I do here. Can you move out, or I'll call the police.

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Carol...I'm your new boss.

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What?

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Yeah, that's right. This place - it belongs to me.

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Now, I think we need to have a little word about your attitude problem.

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The official term is...

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-that it stinks.

-Not your day, is it?

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I'll catch you later.

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-FRONT DOOR SLAMS

-Hello?

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Blimey, you've got enough kit in here for an army.

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Oh, I know, just some things I picked up on the way.

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What am I going to find next, Aladdin's lamp?

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-Are you OK with it? You can chuck it out if you want.

-No, no, course not.

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-No, it's good stuff. Besides, we might need extra, when we have visitors.

-When we have visitors?

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Yeah, it's nice, innit? Got our own place, show people around...

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-Nothing wrong with that, is there?

-No, no.

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Oh, here you are.

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-What's that for?

-I saved a bit from my Jobseeker's.

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I was going to get a few things for in here, but then I thought you need treating.

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-What am I going to spend it on, then?

-I don't know, go and see Tanya, get your nails done...

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Have one of them facial things.

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-The only rule is, you've got to enjoy yourself, agreed?

-Yeah.

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So you won't even talk to her?

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-After what she's done, why should we?

-He's got a point.

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-I thought we agreed I'd handle this.

-OK.

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Sorry, Syed, but we've made up our minds. It's just going to be the two of us and the registrar.

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-You'll need witnesses.

-We'll get them off the street.

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-But I get to choose.

-I get final veto.

-Why?

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-Because you'll just think it's funny to pick weirdos.

-So? I like weirdos, that's why I married you.

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Guys, this isn't a game! You might think you don't care now, but what if you look back and regret this?

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I thought you'd be the last person lecturing us on family togetherness.

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-Mum didn't talk to you for over a year, or have you got amnesia?

-And again, he's got a good point.

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So what, you're not going to have any family there at all?

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It's nothing against YOU, OK?

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It's just after everything, the last thing we want is a big fuss.

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Refill, Carol!

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-Can't you see I've got my hands full?

-How much am I paying you?

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-Not enough.

-Yeah, well, it'll be even less if I don't get a coffee within 30 seconds.

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And she would not want to see me without my coffee, would she, Philip?

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Hang on a minute.

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-I'm not happy with that.

-Don't push it, Shirley.

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-What are you going to do, quit?

-Don't tempt me.

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Oh, yeah, I forgot, there's a load of highly-paid jobs out there, ain't there, for women your age?

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Now, that wasn't too hard, was it?

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-I've created a monster.

-I'm not giving you any of the credit.

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Here, Carol, do you know anything about the bloke painting the sign?

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-He reckons the owner got him to do it.

-Come back, Ian, all is forgiven.

-Eh?

-Behind you.

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-Hello, Ian.

-I'm calling Jane.

-I wouldn't bother.

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-Why?

-Because, this place, it doesn't belong to her now.

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It belongs to me.

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No, that's what I'm... You what?

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-How?

-I bought it.

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What, Jane sold the place to you?

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-That's what happens when you screw over your wife, Ian.

-No, no, she wouldn't do that to me.

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Er... Rainie wants to meet up later.

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-Why don't you ask her to come down here?

-Really?

-Yeah.

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Oh, I see...

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-What?

-Most men, when they've got a guilty conscience, they buy their other half flowers.

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Phil's obviously got more to make up for.

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-Michael.

-Edward.

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-I just want five minutes.

-No-can-do, all right?

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What you saw earlier, I wanted to explain.

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-Carol and I...

-No. No, I'm going to stop you there,

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because a conversation with Roxy's toddler is more interesting than your bogging love life.

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You can't keep ignoring me like this.

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We live on the same square, for God's sake.

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It's a situation that's working for me.

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So I don't know, unless you want to move, what else are we going to do?

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What harm would five minutes do?

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-Hi.

-Hi.

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Do you fancy a coffee?

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Well, what did he say?

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I'm sorry, Ma... I tried to explain,

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but they've decided to go on their own.

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Maybe we should do something instead.

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You know, go out for a walk, have some lunch. Take your mind off it.

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I'm far too busy, Syed.

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But, if there's nothing else then...

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-It's hard work, isn't it?

-What?

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Hating someone.

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What are you talking about?

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Your dad. Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear.

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I don't hate him, he's just a no-mark.

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You know, I don't see how this has got anything to do with you, frankly.

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Well, because I care about Roxy.

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And I suppose I know what it's like to have a difficult relationship with your dad.

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-Here we go. Now you wish you had a chance to have some sort of touching reunion with him.

-No. Not at all.

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Archie was a malicious man and the world is a better place without him.

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Harsh.

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But fair.

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-I mean, can you really say the same about Eddie?

-Yeah.

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-Truthfully?

-What is this - Top Trumps for rubbish dads?

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No. Look, I'm not saying that you don't have good reason for not wanting to speak to him.

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Then what are you saying?

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I think you know.

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Come on, Jane, be reasonable.

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It's Phil Mitchell!

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Well, he's gone and given the place to Shirley, hasn't he!

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That woman wouldn't know food hygiene if it jumped up and smacked her in the mouth!

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Well, tear it up.

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Look, I tell you what, I'll give you more money for it, OK?

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Listen, I'll run it for you...

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Jane? Hello?

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-What?

-Nothing.

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What, you think I'm a mug?

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£2.80.

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-Family business?

-What?

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-I eat for free now. Tell her, Shirl...

-Nice try, sunshine.

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No, look, just let him have it. Just this once, eh?

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-Well, I ain't.

-I never said you were.

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This place is like an insurance policy. Phil steps out of line, I've got this.

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So you're going to wait and see how it goes out between them?

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You've got something cooked up, have you?

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-What, you're going to spike her drink?

-Keep your voice down.

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I've got to play this one really carefully.

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Are you all right? Do you want something?

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No.

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No, you can't paint it black!

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And I'm going to put a stuffed animal head up there

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-and maybe a couple of skulls hanging from the ceiling.

-Oh, very funny(!)

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-I'm going to change the menu, get rid of that tuna cheese thingy...

-The tuna melt?! That's a classic.

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And I'll be changing the name...

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Phil @ Shirl's. Yeah, that's got a kind of ring to it.

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You can't just erase the history of a place like this... It runs in people's veins.

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Ask anyone round here what this place means to them...

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Carol, sum this place up in one word.

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-Grease.

-No!

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Look it's my mum, all right? Kathy. That's who people remember here.

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Not for much longer.

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Shirley, look, you haven't got the first idea about running an eating establishment.

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I'm telling you, it's going to be like watching a horror film and I've got a front-row seat.

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I'll be there to listen out for the screams.

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So, I'm off to the Arches - is it all right if she sits there for a bit?

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Yeah, it's fine.

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Sandwich wouldn't go amiss. Maybe cheese and pickle?

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Phil said it'd be on the house.

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And would you like a drink with that?

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Orange juice, ta.

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It's going well then, this place?

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What's this kid like - any good?

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He's all right.

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That's where the money is.

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Train 'em up from youngsters and hope that they turn pro.

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That's really enlightening. Thanks, Dad(!)

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Well, I don't mean to patronise.

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You've always had a good brain on you. And it's obviously in your blood.

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You've seen the photos of me in the ring.

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Yeah, yeah, you could call this place an homage(!)

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You done well for yourself.

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Spotted a gap, got right in there... It's brave.

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Bet it's popular too.

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Ex-copper like your mate Jack running the shop.

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You more the money man, I'm guessing?

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Yeah. You looking for a retirement fund?

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Nah, just wanted to see what you were up to.

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I'm proud of you.

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I know I have no right to be, but there it is...

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I am.

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That's beautiful(!)

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It's beautiful stuff, really moving.

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But when you're done sucking up, I need to get on.

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Fair enough.

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But one day,

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you'll know how this feels.

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-What's that?

-Tommy.

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Got your own ticking mini-me right there.

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You think you hate ME?

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That's nothing compared with how that boy's going to feel about you,

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the way you treat him.

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You've got one massive grudge coming your way.

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You'd do well to mind your own business.

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Michael, you're not that young any more.

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-I was younger than you when your mother passed.

-Passed!

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PASSED!

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HOW DARE YOU!

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She didn't pass...

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What kind of word is that for it?

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You killed her. YOU killed her, with your neglect and your wandering eye.

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You are the reason,

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you are the reason why she couldn't take it no more.

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-Maybe.

-Maybe?

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Don't insult me, there ain't no maybe about it.

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And don't pretend you've changed.

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Coming round here like some reformed character just cos you've got a bit of grey in your hair,

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because I see through you.

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You're so full of anger.

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I get that,

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I used to feel the same way.

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Pent up, trapped,

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not knowing which way to turn.

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Always one foot out the door.

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The difference is, I choose not to get pinned down, all right?

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I don't pretend I'm any different.

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But you have a girlfriend.

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You may want to ignore him, but you also have a son.

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Shut up! I'm nothing like you!

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Look...

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I pity you, Michael.

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Yeah? Yeah?

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Yeah. I remember when I was your age...

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It wasn't a happy time.

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Look, I understand why you resent me.

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Don't you think I haven't felt the same way?

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But I want to make it up to you.

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-There's still time.

-No.

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No, there isn't. There isn't.

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Just pretend I never existed.

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I wish I could, but I can't.

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Well, you've done all right till now, ain't you?

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You didn't even know I was here till you come knocking.

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True.

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But why do you think I've stuck around?

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I want to get to know you, Michael,

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more than anything.

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What about the other lot?

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They hate you as well, don't they?

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-No, they're fine.

-Yeah?

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If you want, I'll tell you about them.

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At least give me a chance.

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Meet me at the caff at five. Cup of tea.

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You can spend the time drinking it, slagging me off, or I don't know...

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Maybe we can have a conversation.

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Move things on.

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The ball's in your court.

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HE SIGHS

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You look tired, Dad.

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Yeah, it's the beds - too soft.

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So what time does it kick off?

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Yeah, about that...

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Me and Afia, we...

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Yeah, you don't want your dad there showing you up - that it?

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No, it's not you, we just...

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It's all got so messy

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and we just thought best thing would be if we do it on our own.

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It's fine.

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You're not mad?

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Although if I were you I'd check your flies before you go in. Ah!

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OK.

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-You want to stop your father from seeing you get married?

-But you were all for moving.

-But I'm still here!

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-I stayed to support you.

-I'm not saying we don't want you to be in our lives.

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Then why does it feel like a slap in the face?

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-Are you trying to punish me?

-Just for today,

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try and understand.

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What would your mother say?

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Don't, Dad, don't...

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She'd be devastated to think that her only daughter

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was getting married in an empty room.

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If she was here

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I wouldn't have to, would I?

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What're you doing?

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-Nothing.

-Did you not go to the salon?

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-Yeah I did, but it was fully booked.

-Right.

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You're upset, what's happened?

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-It doesn't matter.

-It matters to me. Has someone said something?

-What?

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Who was it? Tanya?

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No, not really her fault, is it?

0:20:340:20:36

-Billy, look at me. I probably scared half her customers away.

-Is that what she said?

0:20:360:20:41

-Not in so many words no, but...

-Cheeky cow. She's got some front, ain't she?

0:20:410:20:45

It's OK, it doesn't matter.

0:20:450:20:46

It matters to me!

0:20:460:20:47

Do you want a cup of tea or something? You know, forget about it.

0:20:470:20:51

Ta.

0:20:560:20:58

I don't know how you do it?

0:20:580:21:00

What?

0:21:010:21:03

Go tee-total.

0:21:030:21:06

I ain't exactly cracked it, have I?

0:21:060:21:09

No, I mean...

0:21:090:21:12

I know how you feel.

0:21:120:21:14

You know, that need. It's like an ache, innit?

0:21:140:21:17

After a long, suffering day...

0:21:170:21:20

Or sometimes not even after, sometimes during,

0:21:200:21:23

all you want is to just swallow a bit of vodka and...

0:21:230:21:25

..you know, feel your chest open up.

0:21:280:21:30

Get that hazy feeling, take the edge off things, that buzz.

0:21:300:21:34

It makes you feel like you can do anything, don't it?

0:21:360:21:40

-I'm sorry, I shouldn't have...

-No, it's just...

0:21:410:21:45

-better not to talk about it.

-I thought that's what these groups were for?

0:21:450:21:50

You did say orange juice, didn't you? Only...

0:21:500:21:53

you've not touched it.

0:21:530:21:55

Phil's right.

0:21:590:22:00

-About what?

-Soft drinks.

0:22:000:22:02

You don't choose 'em cos you want 'em...

0:22:020:22:04

You choose 'em cos it makes other people feel better.

0:22:040:22:07

That what Phil says?

0:22:070:22:08

Yeah. It's a meeting thing.

0:22:080:22:11

So, Phil, does he do the, "I'm Phil Mitchell, I'm an alcoholic"?

0:22:110:22:17

We all do.

0:22:170:22:19

Phil?

0:22:190:22:22

I mean, he doesn't, like, pour his heart and soul out and stuff,

0:22:220:22:26

but yeah, he's getting into it.

0:22:260:22:27

He talks?

0:22:270:22:30

Sometimes.

0:22:300:22:32

Sometimes it's just about being there...

0:22:330:22:35

You know, being in a room where everyone understands what it's like when you can't stop.

0:22:350:22:40

You know, it's like a weird bond.

0:22:400:22:44

You don't have to put it into words.

0:22:440:22:47

-I'm really sorry.

-Watch it!

0:22:470:22:49

I'll get you another one.

0:22:490:22:51

Well, I'm going to make sure you always get her, you know,

0:22:540:22:56

cos she has a bikini wax...

0:22:560:22:59

-Oi. Oi, what makes you think you're so special, eh?

-Sorry?

0:22:590:23:02

Just because she hasn't got the clothes and the la-di-da attitude,

0:23:020:23:05

-what gives you the right to look down on her?

-Billy...

0:23:050:23:08

Our money is as good as anyone else's, all right?

0:23:080:23:10

Discrimination, that's what this is.

0:23:100:23:12

You wouldn't have turned her away cos of the colour of her skin, but it makes no difference...

0:23:120:23:16

-Billy, just let me...

-Chav, that's what you thinking, innit? I'm not standing for it, Tan.

0:23:160:23:20

Billy! Will you shut up!

0:23:200:23:22

-Look, Julie never even came in to the salon.

-What?

0:23:220:23:26

-She said...

-Yeah, well she's lying, ain't she?

0:23:260:23:29

And since your money's as good as anyone else's you can buy our drinks.

0:23:290:23:33

We'll have two white wines please, Tracey. Apology accepted.

0:23:330:23:37

-OK?

-Yep.

0:23:390:23:40

Let me get the door for you.

0:23:420:23:43

There you are. I thought it was going to go cold.

0:23:580:24:01

Why did you say Tanya turned you away?

0:24:050:24:09

Are you hiding something from me, Julie? Cos I don't like being lied to.

0:24:090:24:13

And this from the man who's ashamed to be seen with me.

0:24:130:24:15

-Sorry, what?

-Look, I'm sorry OK,

0:24:150:24:18

but I don't do all that girly thing - the hair and the make-up. It's just not me.

0:24:180:24:23

If you don't think I'm good enough for you, then I'll just pack my bags and I'll go right now, shall I?

0:24:230:24:28

You soppy mare.

0:24:280:24:29

Is that what you think?

0:24:290:24:31

Course you're good enough, Julie! I just wanted to treat you, that was all.

0:24:310:24:34

Yeah, well, I'm just not very good with all that silliness.

0:24:350:24:40

-Well, good.

-Is it good?

0:24:400:24:41

Yeah, it is good.

0:24:410:24:43

It's a waste of money, innit?

0:24:430:24:45

Give me a fish-and-chip supper any day of the week.

0:24:450:24:48

-Where's Phil's shadow?

-In the bog.

0:24:480:24:50

Listen, have you done it yet?

0:24:500:24:52

Right, three words - food hygiene certificate.

0:24:520:24:55

Two words - my gaff.

0:24:550:24:57

So what time do you want me tomorrow?

0:24:570:24:59

What for?

0:24:590:25:01

-My first shift.

-You what?

-Are you working here?

-That's right.

0:25:010:25:04

-This gets better and better. It'll be a crack den by next week.

-Eight o'clock.

-You're not serious?

0:25:040:25:09

This is going to be fun.

0:25:090:25:11

-Thought you wanted to get rid?

-I've changed my mind.

-Why?

0:25:110:25:15

Because I am one clever cookie.

0:25:150:25:18

Are you OK?

0:25:230:25:24

-Please. Please, stop asking me that.

-OK. I'm OK.

0:25:240:25:29

-Sorry, didn't have time to get a hat.

-What're you doing here?

0:25:320:25:35

Say if you want us to leave, but... I don't like the look of those two weirdos.

0:25:350:25:40

-Nah, you'll definitely do.

-Is that meant to be a dig?

0:25:400:25:44

You'll have to get used to her sense of humour now she's your sister-in-law.

0:25:440:25:48

Uh-oh, I'm in trouble.

0:26:100:26:12

Looks like you could do with one?

0:26:210:26:23

Thanks.

0:26:230:26:25

Don't worry, it won't last. She'll get bored.

0:26:250:26:27

I never knew she hated me so much.

0:26:270:26:29

She hates everyone.

0:26:290:26:32

I meant Jane.

0:26:320:26:33

This ain't just any old motor, darlin'.

0:26:390:26:41

This beautiful machine is worth serious wedge.

0:26:410:26:44

-How much?

-Sweetheart, do I look like the kind of fella goes around bragging about his packet?

0:26:440:26:49

But ballpark... Six numbers.

0:26:510:26:53

-Wait till Darren sees this.

-Yeah, who's Darren?

0:26:530:26:57

Dad!

0:26:580:26:59

What are you doing with my Jag?

0:26:590:27:01

I...

0:27:030:27:04

Here, wait! I didn't even get your name!

0:27:100:27:12

Jodie. And Darren's my fiance.

0:27:120:27:15

What are you doing here, you reprobate?

0:27:150:27:18

Hello? You're staying in a boozer. Do think I'm going to pass up an opportunity like that?

0:27:180:27:22

-There's me thinking you're missing your old dad.

-Well, and that.

0:27:220:27:26

-So, I reckon you own me pint.

-What for?

-Delivering your car.

0:27:260:27:30

All right, one pint.

0:27:300:27:31

But if I find so much as a fingerprint on the paintwork, you're going to pay for a re-spray.

0:27:310:27:36

Come on.

0:27:380:27:40

Have you got a tissue?

0:27:470:27:48

Well, it's emotional.

0:27:520:27:54

I'm sure he's on his way.

0:28:020:28:03

So I'm standing on the window ledge wearing this thong

0:28:090:28:12

and it ain't doing the job of a more...supportive undergarment, if you know what I'm saying?

0:28:120:28:17

-Anyway, the blonde, Sophie...

-Sophie's the blonde? I thought that was Gemma?

0:28:170:28:21

It could be. Anyway, she's getting rid of her old man

0:28:210:28:24

and we're nearly in the clear, when there's this screaming.

0:28:240:28:26

-It's the next-door neighbour, thinks I've come to molest her.

-Michael!

0:28:260:28:30

What time is it?

0:28:300:28:32

All right, bruv?

0:28:320:28:33

I was just on my way over.

0:28:340:28:36

-How about a pint instead?

-Forget it.

0:28:360:28:40

You've had your chance, you blew it. Never again. And you...

0:28:400:28:44

..don't call me bruv.

0:28:450:28:48

BABY CRIES

0:28:520:28:55

-KNOCK AT DOOR

-Come in.

0:29:110:29:13

Fresh pair of hands?

0:29:150:29:17

Yeah, please.

0:29:180:29:20

Hey, come on, big fella.

0:29:200:29:22

Whoa, you need to give your mum and dad a bit of peace,

0:29:220:29:26

Michael?!

0:29:480:29:51

-Michael?

-Shhh, stop it!

0:29:510:29:54

-He's sleepwalking! It's the second time he's done it this week!

-Shouldn't we wake him up?

0:29:560:30:00

No, no! You can't cos they can have fits or heart attacks or something.

0:30:000:30:04

What shall we do?

0:30:040:30:06

Go and pull his pyjama bottoms down!

0:30:060:30:08

-You can't do that!

-You can, he'd do it to me!

0:30:080:30:12

CHILD CRIES

0:30:120:30:13

OK. Just make sure he doesn't use the sink as a bog....again. OK?

0:30:130:30:18

Roxy! Don't leave me with him!

0:30:180:30:20

Come on... Come back upstairs.

0:30:530:30:57

That's it. OK?

0:30:570:31:00

Hey, hey!

0:31:020:31:03

Michael!

0:31:030:31:06

Michael!

0:31:090:31:10

It's OK. You're sleepwalking.

0:31:100:31:16

You've had an accident.

0:31:160:31:19

Come and sit down. Take a chair.

0:31:190:31:23

OK, hold on a second.

0:31:270:31:30

Let me look at your finger.

0:31:340:31:37

What did I do?

0:31:390:31:41

I don't know what's worse...

0:31:410:31:43

the shards of glass or the bite marks.

0:31:430:31:47

LOUD MUFFLED MUSIC

0:32:100:32:14

BABY CRIES

0:32:140:32:15

What?! This is a wind-up!

0:32:150:32:17

I'm sorry, mate.

0:32:170:32:19

Alfie?

0:32:220:32:23

This has got to be a wind-up.

0:32:230:32:26

Alfie, Alfie!

0:32:280:32:30

Jean, keep your voice down!

0:32:300:32:32

In case they don't like getting wet?! This better be good.

0:32:320:32:38

-Listen, calm down, OK! What kind of burglars play music?

-Crazy ones!

0:32:380:32:42

Jeanie, you stay upstairs.

0:32:420:32:44

We'll sort this out.

0:32:440:32:46

No chance.

0:32:490:32:50

-Tyler?!

-Your music is well lame!

0:32:520:32:56

What a racket! Alfie, how do you turn this off?!

0:32:560:32:58

All right, I've got it, I've got it!

0:32:580:33:00

-I thought I gave you money for a cab home?

-What do you think

0:33:000:33:03

you're playing at, you ignorant pig?! I've only just got Tommy down! How did you get in anyway?

0:33:030:33:07

I never got out.

0:33:070:33:09

-Well, allow me...

-Sorry, Kat, I'm all right really, ain't I, Dad?

0:33:090:33:12

-All right, darling?

-Get out!

0:33:150:33:17

-Right, party's over.

-You're bang out of order.

0:33:170:33:19

And you're s'posed to be looking after the Emporium...

0:33:190:33:23

Look, Kat, I'm sorry for waking the baby.

0:33:250:33:27

-Must still be tough, what happened.

-You remember something from last night.

0:33:270:33:31

That woman's wrong in the head living here.

0:33:310:33:33

She's going to get sent down.

0:33:340:33:35

Well, I hope they throw away the key.

0:33:350:33:39

Tommy's lucky having such a fierce mum.

0:33:390:33:41

-I reckon Tyler's right.

-I reckon Tyler's pushing his luck.

0:33:410:33:46

Everything OK?

0:33:460:33:49

Tommy's finally stopped crying.

0:33:490:33:52

Cos he knows his Uncle Tyler's here!

0:33:520:33:53

-Can I see him?

-Maybe when we've had some more sleep.

0:33:530:33:58

And you've got some more clothes on.

0:33:580:34:00

Well, while I'm waiting, might as well get a round in.

0:34:020:34:06

Do you know what time it is?

0:34:060:34:08

Dad. Me and Alfredo, we've got a lot of catching up to do.

0:34:080:34:11

You've got a missus, a baby you nearly never had, a pub. Mate, you are a local hero

0:34:110:34:18

I want details.

0:34:180:34:19

-Three coffees coming up.

-Irish ones?

-Oi...

0:34:190:34:23

-Your bed on fire or what?

-Could say the same about you.

0:34:320:34:35

-Was hoping somewhere'd be open for some cigs.

-Be the death of you.

-Got to have one vice.

0:34:350:34:40

You OK?

0:34:420:34:44

I just get out a bit quicker, now that Ben's not around to hog the bathroom.

0:34:440:34:51

One day at a time, eh?

0:34:510:34:53

-See ya.

-See ya.

0:34:560:34:57

So what's been happening on planet Tyler that's kept you alive for so long?

0:35:040:35:08

Skills, fellas! I've virtually got a degree in mixology.

0:35:080:35:11

Whatever that is. You can get an O-level in surfing these days.

0:35:110:35:14

-What's an O-level?

-You've got one. For cheek.

0:35:140:35:17

Right. It's all about lining it up, the angle, the prep, like Cole to Keane...

0:35:170:35:23

Right, Cole to Keane.

0:35:230:35:25

You donkey!

0:35:250:35:27

-Typical West Ham.

-Oi!

0:35:270:35:29

-At least we know Tracey's job is safe.

-Shame...cos...

0:35:290:35:33

I could do with lying low for a bit...

0:35:350:35:37

How much is this lot going to cost me?

0:35:410:35:44

-Early birds?

-Couldn't sleep last night, thinking about my empire.

0:35:440:35:48

I've come in and the freezer's packed up.

0:35:480:35:51

-You checked the fuse box?

-That's, um...

0:35:510:35:53

-I've got asthma.

-Sorry.

0:35:530:35:57

I know, death sentence. Can't help it but, you know, addictive personality in the genes.

0:35:570:36:03

You and her have got more in common than you think.

0:36:030:36:06

What you doing in so early? You're not due in till eight.

0:36:060:36:10

God knows why I got the job in the first place, eh, Shirl?

0:36:100:36:13

To keep you on the straight and narrow.

0:36:130:36:15

Well. Ta.

0:36:150:36:17

First time I give you and Anthony some responsibility, and look what happens!

0:36:170:36:22

Look, I've been getting under Anthony's feet.

0:36:220:36:24

And I missed my pops! I'm a family man.

0:36:240:36:26

Talking of which, where did Michael disappear to last night?

0:36:260:36:30

-He just took off.

-Have I got all this to come then, eh?

0:36:300:36:34

Tommy'll be a happy chappie. He'll take after his old man.

0:36:340:36:37

Yeah, I can just see him wearing one of your brother's sharp suits.

0:36:370:36:42

What?

0:36:420:36:43

You ain't told him, have you, Eddie?

0:36:470:36:49

I'll leave that one with you, mate.

0:36:500:36:52

Dad, are you serious?

0:36:540:36:56

Michael's the father?

0:36:560:36:58

-Alfie's a diamond.

-Yeah, he is.

0:36:580:37:03

This is wet.

0:37:030:37:05

Michael dropped a drink on there.

0:37:050:37:07

He was sleepwalking.

0:37:070:37:10

It was a bit weird.

0:37:100:37:12

Why didn't you wake me?

0:37:120:37:14

Cos I didn't think both of us should have a bad night.

0:37:140:37:16

So he's up to his old tricks then.

0:37:160:37:19

-What do you mean?

-My mum used to call him Midnight Michael.

0:37:190:37:24

Used to do loads of weird stuff. Used to try and get in bed with her.

0:37:240:37:26

Wake her up, when she was already awake.

0:37:260:37:29

Poor Roxy.

0:37:290:37:32

-Babe, what's that?

-Notes for a plea of mitigation.

0:37:320:37:35

I don't think they're going to take personal circumstances seriously.

0:37:370:37:41

This is going to go in your favour.

0:37:410:37:44

Everything you've been through.

0:37:440:37:46

Everything that's happened to us. Any judge with half a heart will go lenient.

0:37:460:37:50

I just think it makes me sound really messed up.

0:37:500:37:52

It would mess anybody up, this!

0:37:520:37:54

But this is all about you deserving a good life with me.

0:37:540:38:00

Starting again. With the right dosh, a QC can make that happen.

0:38:000:38:05

I think Roxy's already paid a lot of money for that lawyer.

0:38:050:38:07

-We can't ask her for more!

-Just leave it with me.

0:38:070:38:09

Jack...

0:38:090:38:11

They're going to go light on you, babe. Cos we've got plans. Haven't we?

0:38:110:38:15

-VOICE MAIL:

-'Janine, can you get my satsumas?

0:38:180:38:21

'Oh, and it's your turn to buy the takeaways, sponger...'

0:38:210:38:26

'Janine, can you get my satsumas?

0:38:290:38:32

'Oh, and it's your turn to buy the takeaways, sponger...'

0:38:320:38:36

SMOKE ALARM BEEPS

0:38:510:38:54

Good to see my money's in safe hands, ain't it?

0:38:570:38:59

Some people like crispy sausages.

0:38:590:39:03

Oh, my hero.

0:39:030:39:06

Oh, look at him, Bruce Willis in Die Hard.

0:39:060:39:08

-He's got hair like Bruce Willis.

-You two, who'd have thought?

0:39:080:39:11

-Where's Bruce's lunch and dinner?

-Why, you not coming home later?

0:39:110:39:15

Bruce's got to save America from the Russians. OK?

0:39:150:39:18

-Yeah.

-I could always take on another job, you know...

0:39:180:39:23

-What do you want to do that for? Last time you did it, you nearly blew the place up!

-That was Nick Cotton!

0:39:230:39:29

Anyway, we'd be like Laverne and Shirley.

0:39:310:39:33

-Living together, and working together?

-Killing each other.

0:39:330:39:37

Besides, you'd eat all the profits.

0:39:370:39:39

Suppose you ain't got that risk with Rainie.

0:39:390:39:42

Cos of all the fags she smokes.

0:39:420:39:45

And whatever else. Why her, Shirley?

0:39:450:39:47

Have you ever heard the saying keep your enemies close?

0:39:470:39:51

MOBILE BEEPS He's left it.

0:39:510:39:54

Idiot!

0:39:550:39:57

'Hey, I know you're really down about Ben today,

0:39:580:40:03

'but stay strong.

0:40:030:40:05

'Give me a call as soon as you're free.

0:40:050:40:07

'I need my one-to-one Phil time.

0:40:070:40:09

'See you later.'

0:40:090:40:11

Just going to the Mini Mart, want anything?

0:40:110:40:13

No, thanks. I've got everything I need.

0:40:130:40:15

OK, see you in a sec.

0:40:150:40:17

There's no liquid cash in the business.

0:40:230:40:26

-You buy my share off me.

-I don't want to!

0:40:260:40:28

-No. I want you as my partner.

-This is for Ronnie.

0:40:280:40:30

-Does she want it?

-Of course she wants this.

-Ask Roxy.

0:40:300:40:32

No! All right, I'm her husband. I want to provide for her.

0:40:320:40:35

Good for you(!) But you can't have it from here, Jack.

0:40:350:40:37

What's the matter with you?! Why don't you go sleepwalk off a cliff or something.

0:40:370:40:42

I'll get the money myself.

0:40:420:40:43

Rainie's gone on another break!

0:40:490:40:51

The job's yours, Hev. I don't think Rainie's going to be around much longer.

0:40:520:40:57

Oh, thanks, Shirl!

0:40:570:40:59

You want to watch that one.

0:41:120:41:17

-Hi.

-Hi.

0:41:240:41:25

That's for Roxy.

0:41:250:41:27

-Cheers.

-She not in?

0:41:270:41:29

Thought you two were telepathic?

0:41:290:41:32

Just she normally leaves it on the door step till it goes off.

0:41:320:41:36

That's about as public as I can go.

0:41:360:41:38

You're going to have to get used to being out and about

0:41:410:41:44

if you're going to get this top-dollar QC.

0:41:440:41:46

Who told you about that?

0:41:460:41:49

Jack. But it's cool.

0:41:490:41:52

He's adamant about it. Thought you were as well.

0:41:520:41:56

-Just don't think we can afford it.

-Can't put a price on freedom.

0:41:560:42:00

How's your finger?

0:42:000:42:01

Yeah, well...

0:42:010:42:04

Bet you and Roxy have been having a right old laugh about this.

0:42:040:42:07

We've all got our demons. It's how you handle them.

0:42:070:42:09

Just a stupid habit.

0:42:090:42:12

You know, when Danielle, my daughter, died,

0:42:140:42:17

I kept having nightmares, panic attacks...

0:42:170:42:22

..because I couldn't believe what my dad was capable of.

0:42:240:42:27

In the day it's easier to block out.

0:42:270:42:29

But it creeps up on you at night. You've got to cope.

0:42:290:42:34

It's going to get easier. That's what everybody said.

0:42:340:42:38

How can it get easier?

0:42:380:42:41

I've been a mum twice and I've failed twice.

0:42:410:42:44

I couldn't even protect my own children.

0:42:440:42:47

It's never going to go away, is it?

0:42:490:42:51

No. It doesn't.

0:42:530:42:55

Phil?

0:43:110:43:14

Where the hell are you?

0:43:230:43:25

I'm waiting so we can talk this through.

0:43:250:43:31

Why did you put this into my head?!

0:43:310:43:34

If you haven't scored by now, don't.

0:43:340:43:38

Right? Just don't.

0:43:380:43:41

-Surprise!

-Oh. It's only Ja-MEAN.

0:44:140:44:18

Where's Dad?

0:44:180:44:20

All right, I'd be disappointed to see me too.

0:44:210:44:23

But now we can all get excited together! Yay!

0:44:230:44:27

What game should we play?

0:44:270:44:30

Why aren't you sad?

0:44:300:44:33

Because my brother's coming home.

0:44:330:44:35

If my Nana Pat had died, I wouldn't want to play games. Or have a cake.

0:44:350:44:39

Well, it could be sooner than you think, if Nana Pat stops taking her heart pills...

0:44:390:44:44

Isn't that typical of you, Janine, scaring little children?

0:44:440:44:47

I heard Nana say on the phone that she wouldn't put it past you,

0:44:470:44:51

cutting the brake pipes on Lydia's wheelchair.

0:44:510:44:53

Kids, the icing won't finish itself, will it? Go on.

0:44:530:44:57

That means she's going to have a quiet word.

0:44:570:44:59

I thought you'd be feeling guilty by now.

0:45:010:45:04

-And wrong.

-I stand by every word I said.

0:45:040:45:07

-And I bet the poor old girl's looking down on us right now...

-Hello, "poor old girl".

0:45:070:45:11

..regretting the day she decided to get back in touch with you.

0:45:110:45:15

-Please, Pat...

-Hop it.

0:45:150:45:17

You're not welcome here.

0:45:170:45:19

Ricky'll believe me.

0:45:190:45:20

Oh, no, not after I've had a word!

0:45:200:45:23

Not if I get there first!

0:45:230:45:26

Janine!

0:45:320:45:34

Look who I found loitering outside.

0:45:360:45:39

-Amy in her room?

-Mm-hmm.

0:45:430:45:47

At least hear me out.

0:45:490:45:52

Let me buy you a drink.

0:45:540:45:56

I could be your punchbag if it means we get to move on.

0:45:560:46:03

I could take some blame, anything.

0:46:030:46:07

Just to get my family closer now that we've had some distance.

0:46:070:46:12

I heard Jack.

0:46:140:46:17

-You been sleepwalking again.

-What?

0:46:170:46:21

-Just drop it.

-It was the only time you'd let me be your dad.

0:46:210:46:25

Bringing you back to bed.

0:46:250:46:27

-Keeping you from harm.

-Yeah, well, you've had plenty of practice with your other kids.

0:46:270:46:32

I won't give up.

0:46:320:46:36

Eddie. See you in the Vic later maybe, yeah? Go somewhere?

0:46:370:46:43

I'll make it up to you.

0:46:430:46:46

-I doubt it.

-For yesterday.

0:46:460:46:49

Hey. Look, I'm sorry.

0:46:540:47:00

I'm sorry I've been so busy but the decks are clear.

0:47:000:47:03

And I think that tonight we should just go out and get really hammered.

0:47:030:47:07

-I've just had a bath.

-So? Get dressed!

0:47:070:47:09

-I'm not really in a party mood.

-Yes, you are, OK?

0:47:090:47:13

We'll go to the West End.

0:47:130:47:15

These might be your last days of freedom.

0:47:150:47:19

We don't know what's going to happen.

0:47:190:47:22

Come out with me, Ron, please.

0:47:220:47:26

# Beauty's where you find it...

0:47:260:47:28

# BOTH: Strike a pose! #

0:47:280:47:31

See!

0:47:310:47:32

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

0:47:320:47:34

I need to sleep.

0:47:340:47:35

Fine.

0:47:350:47:38

It's my fault, ain't it, for letting Michael escape last night.

0:47:380:47:43

Ricky, will you come and see me straight away?

0:47:490:47:52

Don't go to Pat's cos we're having a welcome-home party for you at mine.

0:47:520:47:58

And don't even call her,

0:47:580:48:01

cos it's going to be a surprise for the kids! All right, bye.

0:48:010:48:04

What's wrong?

0:48:410:48:43

Bit too much.

0:48:430:48:45

Please don't judge me, Shirl.

0:48:480:48:50

I've had a...had a bad day, big pressure...new job.

0:48:500:48:55

I really need to see Phil, please.

0:48:550:48:59

Be my guest.

0:48:590:49:01

ROWDY SINGING

0:49:020:49:06

Right, here we go, it's called Hawaii Two...

0:49:090:49:12

Me and him, that is.

0:49:120:49:13

..Big O, cos, ladies, it hits the spot.

0:49:130:49:16

-Yes, please!

-It's a free one, cos it's BOGOF.

0:49:160:49:19

Well, where's my free one then?

0:49:190:49:21

Buy one, get one free, as in a free kiss.

0:49:210:49:24

I've flossed, come here!

0:49:240:49:26

Go on, Mo!

0:49:260:49:27

'Ere, bruv, bit early for you, innit?

0:49:300:49:32

Thought you only come out in the dark! I Am Legend!

0:49:320:49:36

Nurse, my sides(!)

0:49:360:49:38

-Excuse me...

-Hello, girls, welcome to the Queen Vic.

0:49:400:49:43

We are serving up today Hawaii Big Two O, mixed by my very own Tyler Moon!

0:49:430:49:48

So he is here then?

0:49:480:49:50

Er..no. He was here.

0:49:500:49:52

But he's just popped out.

0:49:520:49:54

Oh, well, can you tell him that Kelly said all's forgiven?

0:49:540:49:56

-Course I will, sweetheart.

-Kelly...

0:49:560:50:00

Is it hell all forgiven!

0:50:000:50:02

That is from me...

0:50:040:50:06

LAUGHTER

0:50:060:50:08

That is from my big sister...

0:50:080:50:11

And that's another one from me.

0:50:110:50:14

That is from our little sister. You three-timing rat.

0:50:140:50:18

I was going to break it off with all of ya.

0:50:180:50:20

You do know who our brother is? Cleaver Joe?

0:50:200:50:23

You tell Clever Joe, if he wants to speak to my son, he can come and ask Eddie Moon's permission.

0:50:230:50:28

Bye-bye.

0:50:280:50:31

Kat, it's a big ask, but can Tyler stay a couple of nights?

0:50:350:50:39

He'll do any jobs you want him to.

0:50:390:50:40

Won't be for long, will it? And look at the birds he pulls in, eh.

0:50:400:50:45

All right. He can bunk in with Nan.

0:50:450:50:48

-You and me then. Where d'you want to go?

-Forget it.

0:50:510:50:54

Wouldn't want you to leave Tyler defenceless for five minutes.

0:50:540:50:58

-Jack!

-What?

0:51:120:51:15

The gym can cover a couple of grand, all right.

0:51:150:51:18

Whatever it takes to ease Ronnie's sentencing.

0:51:180:51:20

It's what she wants.

0:51:200:51:22

I knew it was a good idea, going into business with you!

0:51:220:51:25

Just don't tell Ronnie though. Don't tell anyone. I don't want it getting back to Kat and Alfie.

0:51:250:51:30

I know how important she is to you.

0:51:300:51:33

I won't.

0:51:330:51:35

Thanks, man.

0:51:350:51:36

All right.

0:51:360:51:37

DOOR SLAMS

0:51:420:51:44

Look what I found kissing the pavement.

0:51:460:51:49

-What's happened?

-What d'you think happened?

0:51:490:51:52

-You never turned up.

-Where?

-She don't know what she's talking about.

0:51:520:51:55

You won't see her again, Phil. Look at her!

0:51:550:51:57

Why didn't you return my calls?

0:51:570:51:59

What you talking about? I can't find my phone.

0:51:590:52:02

You said we'd meet up.

0:52:020:52:04

-For one last blow-out! Where were you?!

-I never said anything!

0:52:040:52:06

Well, guess what, she's taken a load of crack and she's off her head.

0:52:060:52:11

Yeah, that's right(!) I took a load of crack.

0:52:130:52:16

This ain't a counselling session.

0:52:160:52:18

I've taken it from the Arches.

0:52:180:52:21

I got drunk waiting for you to call me.

0:52:210:52:25

I'm just returning it. I'm sorry to disappoint you, Shirley.

0:52:250:52:31

-You set this up?

-What if I did?

0:52:370:52:39

It's only a matter of time before she caves in. So I just speeded things up.

0:52:390:52:43

-You're worse than a pusher on the street!

-She wants you, Phil!

0:52:430:52:45

She's not going to stop until she gets you. This counselling thing, it's a smoke screen!

0:52:450:52:49

-I need the support, all right!

-And don't she know it!

0:52:490:52:52

I wonder what you would do if I was having cosy chats with someone I used to sleep with.

0:52:540:52:58

No matter where she is, you're always there when she needs you.

0:53:010:53:07

Here's the coroner's report! All you have to read is two little words - natural, causes.

0:53:140:53:18

-You think this gets you off the hook, do you?

-Yes!

0:53:180:53:22

-Of course, it totally, utterly and completely clears me!

-That's all you're bothered about?

0:53:220:53:26

No! Ricky, we lost our granny.

0:53:260:53:30

-To natural causes! How can you even accuse me?

-Very easily.

0:53:300:53:33

You are the only one I've got, who...

0:53:330:53:35

-That's what Grandma Lydia thought about you.

-Please just stay! Please?

0:53:350:53:40

-Have a drink. Let me explain.

-Everything that comes out of your mouth is a lie, ain't it?

0:53:400:53:44

I really don't want to be on my own tonight. Ricky?

0:53:440:53:46

Rainie...

0:53:510:53:53

Rainie, you haven't, have you?

0:53:530:53:55

Life's bad enough without the come-down.

0:53:570:53:59

You should get to bed.

0:54:030:54:05

Little bed in my sister's little spare room.

0:54:060:54:11

Perfect husband cooing over a perfect toddler.

0:54:120:54:15

Two beautiful daughters adoring her.

0:54:150:54:19

Ex-husband lusting after her.

0:54:190:54:21

-Queen of the salon.

-Come on,

0:54:210:54:24

you've got loads going for you.

0:54:240:54:27

Only when I get some attention from you. Shirley was right.

0:54:270:54:33

You've been strong, haven't you? You should be proud.

0:54:350:54:38

Can't wait to tell Tanya that I got sacked, with my head held high.

0:54:400:54:45

I thought...

0:54:480:54:50

that you'd given in, but... Ben will come back.

0:54:500:54:57

Course he will.

0:54:570:55:00

If Shirley wasn't that desperate, she wouldn't have done this.

0:55:000:55:04

Having someone love you that much...that's everything.

0:55:040:55:10

So who am I to interfere?

0:55:150:55:18

I'll add "losing my only friend" to that list for Tanya.

0:55:230:55:28

Rox. Thanks for getting us Ronnie's lawyer.

0:55:410:55:46

I've got the best of the best too, now.

0:55:460:55:48

S'all right. D'you need more money?

0:55:480:55:50

Nah. The business has got it covered.

0:55:500:55:53

Good! Good, and Michael's all right with that, is he?

0:55:530:55:57

Well, I didn't ask him.

0:55:570:55:59

The accountant, he OKed it.

0:55:590:56:02

Insurance policy. For her and for me.

0:56:020:56:05

And for me.

0:56:050:56:06

Jack, is everything going to be OK?

0:56:080:56:12

I'm sorting it, aren't I?

0:56:120:56:14

DOOR OPENS

0:56:170:56:19

Oi! Get up!

0:57:360:57:38

What's wrong?!

0:57:380:57:40

What the hell's this?

0:57:400:57:42

-Jack, I don't know how he got there!

-Oi, get up!

-Jack, Jack, Jack!

0:57:430:57:46

Listen to me, he's obviously sleepwalking again, isn't he?

0:57:460:57:50

Look at him, he's got his clothes, he's got his shoes on.

0:57:500:57:54

You terrified me!

0:57:540:57:56

Well, how did he get in here?

0:57:560:57:58

I don't know, maybe he was asleep on the sofa or something.

0:57:580:58:01

I could've been laying there.

0:58:020:58:04

Maybe he likes you more than you think.

0:58:060:58:08

So what we going to do with him?

0:58:090:58:11

I don't know, you're not meant to wake them up. What are you doing?

0:58:110:58:14

-Come on then, couch.

-OK, OK.

-Not staying in with him, are we?

0:58:140:58:18

-Ah!

-Hi!

0:58:270:58:29

-Kat?

-There's Daddy.

0:58:320:58:34

Hello, little man. You all right?

0:58:380:58:42

Do you ever get premonitions, like you can sense something?

0:58:450:58:48

Only I've got this tingle and it's not a good tingle.

0:58:480:58:51

It's more of a feeling.

0:58:510:58:52

What if Ronnie gets off?

0:58:520:58:54

-Oh, can't happen.

-What if she does?

-Kat look at me, look at me.

0:58:540:58:58

-Can't happen cos it's not possible.

-Why am I feeling these things? What is it all about?

0:58:580:59:02

Hey.

0:59:030:59:05

Hi.

0:59:220:59:24

-Hi, yourself.

-What are you doing in here, you perv?

0:59:240:59:27

-I want my rent.

-Get out!

-300 quid by 5 o'clock today.

0:59:270:59:30

I said leave.

0:59:300:59:32

Now it's three o'clock.

0:59:320:59:34

-I'll call the police.

-It's two o'clock now.

0:59:340:59:37

You're still a perv!

0:59:420:59:44

DOOR SLAMS

0:59:440:59:45

Sorry.

1:00:001:00:01

It's all right. It's all right, I promise.

1:00:031:00:05

On your bed, though? It is a bit weird. I'm sorry.

1:00:071:00:09

See you later.

1:00:111:00:13

Michael.

1:00:131:00:14

You know this new QC thing?

1:00:161:00:20

Well, Jack seems to think that he can win.

1:00:201:00:23

I mean, that can't really happen, can it? Me just walking free?

1:00:231:00:27

I don't know, Jack's been in a ton of courts and seen loads of nutters walk...

1:00:271:00:30

I didn't mean that.

1:00:341:00:35

You know what I mean.

1:00:371:00:38

It'd be something, though, wouldn't it?

1:00:381:00:41

Don't know what you're laughing at.

1:00:581:01:02

You could help. I mean, you owe me. Don't you think?

1:01:021:01:05

-Oh!

-Little bird tells me you're the best grub merchant in London.

-I just do my best.

1:01:291:01:33

Bet you know your way around a sausage.

1:01:331:01:36

-No more than most.

-Show me, Jean. Show me what you can do with it.

1:01:361:01:40

There's a cafe over the road. Get your own breakfast, you cheeky beggar.

1:01:401:01:43

Oi! Time to get decent.

1:01:431:01:45

We'll always have this moment.

1:01:471:01:49

I've just been with Anthony. Our books aren't quite balancing.

1:01:491:01:52

So I'm thinking...

1:01:521:01:56

-obituaries.

-Not on an empty stomach, Dad.

1:01:561:01:58

We need new stock.

1:01:581:02:00

Right, in a bit. Come find me, yeah?

1:02:001:02:03

-Morning, Jeanie.

-Oh! Oh!

1:02:061:02:08

I'll just...

1:02:101:02:11

get a cloth.

1:02:111:02:13

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where's the fire, then?

1:02:131:02:17

You don't want to know.

1:02:171:02:19

Obituaries.

1:02:191:02:21

Every dead person has the potential of laying a Faberge egg.

1:02:211:02:25

Well, you never know what they leave behind.

1:02:271:02:31

Pat! I was calling you!

1:02:341:02:37

I heard. Now, if you don't much mind I've got a load of Ricky's laundry to do.

1:02:371:02:40

So did he make much money in Dubai?

1:02:401:02:42

-That's none of your business.

-Pat.

1:02:421:02:46

Lovely, lovely Pat...

1:02:461:02:48

-If this is a mugging, I'm taking you down with me.

-Two seconds of your time. Please.

1:02:491:02:54

I found something.

1:02:541:02:55

-That's the bracelet...

-..my Dad bought you. Didn't he?

1:02:581:03:00

I found it in my stuff.

1:03:001:03:03

Well, I just saw it and immediately thought of you.

1:03:031:03:06

Thank you.

1:03:111:03:12

Thanks, babe.

1:03:121:03:13

What your QC would like is as many character testimonies as you can get.

1:03:151:03:19

From family and friends.

1:03:191:03:21

-People who can vouch for Ronnie in their own way.

-I'll get on that as soon as.

1:03:211:03:25

Make sure you do. I can only hold off giving the judge his bundle for so long.

1:03:251:03:29

The QC would also like to open up your past to the court.

1:03:301:03:34

-Really?

-It'll be all right, it'll help.

1:03:361:03:39

Your father, the abuse, your daughter, the miscarriage.

1:03:391:03:44

That history has to come out.

1:03:441:03:46

I really don't think I want to talk about that.

1:03:471:03:50

Ron, right now we've got to use whatever we can.

1:03:501:03:53

For the first time in your life turning all those negatives into a positive.

1:03:531:03:57

-They're just going to lock me up for longer.

-Ronnie...

1:03:571:04:00

Ronnie, you're the victim here.

1:04:001:04:03

Someone who was driven to the point of no return.

1:04:031:04:06

It's a massive part of your defence.

1:04:061:04:08

You're going to win it.

1:04:091:04:11

You really don't think she'll care?

1:04:171:04:20

-Which one's yours?

-Lemon, no ice.

1:04:201:04:22

-So what's Jodie having?

-Ice, no lemon.

1:04:221:04:24

How am I going to tell her?

1:04:241:04:26

I mean, I'm going out with her ex-boyfriend.

1:04:261:04:28

I thought Jodie wanted still?

1:04:281:04:30

Well, well, if it isn't my favourite new face! Still got that fella?

1:04:321:04:36

-Still got those wheels, have you?

-Touche. Jodie, wasn't it?

1:04:361:04:40

We have to stop meeting like this. People will talk.

1:04:401:04:43

-They already are. Who's this?

-Tyler Moon. That's a sharp suit, pal.

1:04:431:04:47

Game show host and his glamorous assistant.

1:04:471:04:49

Actually, I think you'll find he's with me.

1:04:491:04:51

-She's with him. I'd never...

-She's my fiance and this expensive whistle runs a business.

1:04:511:04:56

-Well, technically it's Max's business.

-But I'm employee of the month again.

1:04:561:04:59

Listen, who does what, I don't care. Who's with who, that's what I do.

1:04:591:05:03

So what's the deal? Don't tell me young Alan Sugar here's done the double.

1:05:031:05:07

-That's gross!

-So gross!

1:05:071:05:09

But, Jodes, I need to tell you something!

1:05:091:05:11

Here we go. You're dumping your boyfriend.

1:05:111:05:14

-Don't worry, petal, I tend to have that effect.

-It's Poppy.

1:05:141:05:17

-And she doesn't have a boyfriend.

-You see, we got there in the end.

1:05:171:05:21

What is it, Pops?

1:05:211:05:22

Oh, there's ice in my drink.

1:05:221:05:24

There's ice in her drink. And this water's fizzy, Darren.

1:05:241:05:28

Oh...

1:05:281:05:29

It's just us, then, ladies.

1:05:321:05:34

I was wondering what happened to this.

1:05:371:05:40

Frank bought it for me in this little jewellery shop just off Brighton Pier.

1:05:411:05:45

Do you know? He even haggled the bloke down a bit.

1:05:451:05:47

Thanks, Janine, I really appreciate it, haven't got much left that your dad gave me.

1:05:501:05:54

The thing is, Pat...

1:05:541:05:56

memories are expensive.

1:05:561:05:58

Silly me. For a minute there, I thought you'd grown a heart.

1:06:001:06:04

So what shall we say? 100?

1:06:041:06:06

-Sling your hook.

-Oh, all right, then, 80 and you can relive Brighton for the rest of your days.

1:06:071:06:13

This cost your dad a fiver. It's silver plate.

1:06:141:06:17

Yes, but you're not factoring in for inflation.

1:06:171:06:21

The trouble with being cheap, Janine, is you never know what something's really worth.

1:06:211:06:26

No. Well, now we know what it's worth, don't we?

1:06:261:06:29

Hey, what you doing?

1:06:291:06:31

Running repairs. Nice trip?

1:06:311:06:33

Nothing ever changes, does it?

1:06:351:06:37

Silly girl. I'd have paid 50 just for the memory.

1:06:371:06:39

Well?

1:06:441:06:45

Yeah, it's looking good.

1:06:451:06:47

If you get this sorted, I will love you for ever.

1:06:481:06:51

-Yes, well, let's all just stay calm for now.

-Sorry. sorry!

1:06:511:06:55

And there she was, at the station with him.

1:07:051:07:09

Smashed my heart like a dropped pint glass.

1:07:091:07:11

Well, that is sad.

1:07:111:07:12

-So sad.

-But you did sleep with her sister!

-Her sister.

1:07:121:07:16

I'm just glad she's with someone who'll treat her right.

1:07:161:07:19

-Oh, yeah, all right! Who are you kidding?!

-Darren!

1:07:191:07:22

-Can't fool a fool, eh, Dazza?

-It's Darren.

-Jodie, a pleasure as always.

1:07:221:07:26

You be sure to let me know when spring arrives, Petal.

1:07:261:07:28

-It's Poppy.

-Poppy, I'll be the first out the hive.

1:07:281:07:32

Yeah, I'll let Julian know.

1:07:321:07:34

-You're seeing Julian?

-I'm seeing him. Hate me, don't you?

1:07:351:07:39

No. I so don't hate you.

1:07:391:07:42

Look, I'm sorry, I don't want to be rude and I don't normally do this,

1:07:431:07:46

but can I get your name?

1:07:461:07:49

Just your name, that's all. So I can spell it out in my sleep.

1:07:491:07:52

-She smiles! It's my lucky day.

-Don't push it, mate.

1:07:521:07:55

If you won't give me a name, at least give me a number.

1:07:551:07:58

Come on, what you playing the shy girl for?

1:07:581:08:00

I bet you've given it out to worse.

1:08:001:08:02

What do you think I am, eh?

1:08:021:08:04

Maybe later, then?

1:08:051:08:07

-Oop.

-Ooh!

1:08:121:08:14

Ouch, that's got to be embarrassing.

1:08:141:08:16

Folk round here might start talking.

1:08:161:08:18

It's the bounce, not the fall, Dazza. Ta-ta, girls.

1:08:181:08:21

Oh, sweetheart, you're starting early, ain't you?

1:08:301:08:33

I need it. I've just seen 'em.

1:08:331:08:35

-Ronnie and Jack.

-Where?

1:08:351:08:36

Outside. They were with a woman and they were looking happy.

1:08:361:08:39

Why would they look happy? What have they got to be happy about?

1:08:391:08:42

I don't know, darling.

1:08:421:08:44

-Alfie, you got any change?

-Something's going on, I know it.

-Hello?

1:08:451:08:49

Morning, mate. Sorry, what can I get you?

1:08:491:08:52

-Some change for the float?

-Yeah. Not a problem.

1:08:521:08:55

-Wonder what it's like, only having a few days of freedom.

-You talking about Ronnie?

1:08:551:08:59

Tell you what, they're going to rip her apart inside.

1:08:591:09:01

-Always do when it's to do with babies.

-Let's hope so.

1:09:011:09:04

Don't how she thought she'd get away with it.

1:09:041:09:06

-I never used to like you much.

-I grow on people.

1:09:061:09:10

-Janine, Janine! Oi, Ian!

-Oi! Janine!

1:09:101:09:13

Alfie, they were laughing. Why would they be laughing?

1:09:131:09:18

So this QC ain't lost a case in three years.

1:09:221:09:25

Sounds promising. Why are you whispering?

1:09:251:09:28

Cos he's our ace in the hole.

1:09:281:09:29

Don't want Kat and Alfie finding out. Ronnie wants it kept quiet.

1:09:291:09:32

Fair play. What if she gets off, then?

1:09:321:09:34

-What do you mean?

-You're going to live here?

1:09:341:09:37

-You serious? No, no, we're gone. We're out of here. Forever.

-No more Tommy, then?

1:09:371:09:41

-He ain't mine, is he?

-No, don't suppose he is.

1:09:431:09:45

Can't stay here for a baby that ain't mine.

1:09:451:09:47

No, not saying you should. I could keep you updated.

1:09:471:09:49

Send you photos, pictures.

1:09:491:09:52

Yeah. Cheers, mate. Thanks(!)

1:09:521:09:54

Sorry. You just concentrate on Ronnie.

1:09:541:09:57

I don't suppose there's anything you can do, really, in the scheme of things.

1:09:571:10:01

-I can't exactly go round there, can I?

-Maybe you can.

1:10:011:10:04

-Maybe you can. I can keep Ronnie occupied, distracted.

-How?

1:10:041:10:10

I don't know.

1:10:101:10:11

I'll tell her we're going out for lunch, we're all meeting up there.

1:10:111:10:15

What, and I turn up late?

1:10:151:10:17

How long's it going to take? You only need ten minutes, don't you?

1:10:171:10:20

It's wrong, ain't it?

1:10:211:10:22

That you'll miss him?

1:10:241:10:25

No.

1:10:251:10:27

You were his dad.

1:10:271:10:29

Once.

1:10:291:10:30

Get round there, Jack.

1:10:311:10:32

Probably your last chance, mate.

1:10:321:10:34

-I grew this for you.

-You after another punch?

1:10:391:10:41

-Yeah, course I am. It's my bag, getting whacked by babes.

-I ain't joking.

1:10:411:10:46

-I'll have this in a sandwich.

-Marie, can I get a coffee, please?

-Sure.

1:10:461:10:50

So you're either engaged or you've got a rich bloke with a fast car and a chalet in Cyprus.

1:10:501:10:54

-Right?

-No. Cos I don't do boys. Or men.

1:10:541:10:58

-Well, there's a pretty picture.

-Or girls.

1:10:581:11:00

That just leaves animals and tree-hugging.

1:11:001:11:02

-I'm not interested in anything.

-Everyone's interested in something.

1:11:021:11:06

Listen, right? I don't why but I'm going to be kind to you.

1:11:061:11:10

I've gone off men in a major way,

1:11:101:11:13

so if you don't keep your distance...

1:11:131:11:15

I'm going to knock your nose off your face.

1:11:151:11:18

Obituaries!

1:11:191:11:21

-Dad...

-Death's our business, son.

1:11:211:11:23

I've got three addresses. I've made the calls, let's get moving.

1:11:231:11:26

-Listen, everyone's got a thing, right?

-A thing?

1:11:261:11:30

-That turns you on. Everyone has that, yeah?

-What are you saying?

1:11:301:11:33

Hard as this is to swallow, but see that Bambi there...

1:11:331:11:36

-she turned me down.

-Never!

1:11:361:11:39

-It's outrageous.

-Improper.

-Totally wrong.

-A crime.

1:11:391:11:42

Come on.

1:11:421:11:43

We're shut.

1:11:541:11:56

Why didn't you tell me it was a bag full of receipts?

1:11:561:11:59

-That's still theft.

-So...arrest me.

1:12:001:12:06

Janine, what you playing at?

1:12:061:12:08

You'd never get away with something like that.

1:12:081:12:10

Maybe I've just reached that point.

1:12:101:12:12

You sound desperate.

1:12:141:12:16

Question is, how desperate?

1:12:171:12:19

-Don't you dare.

-Come on, get on all fours.

1:12:191:12:23

You are disgusting.

1:12:251:12:27

Get on all fours...

1:12:271:12:29

..and scrub the floor.

1:12:301:12:32

-Whilst you're down there, I'll have a little think about other jobs you can do for me.

-All right.

1:12:321:12:37

Only if you give me an advance.

1:12:391:12:41

-How much?

-300.

-Yeah, right(!)

1:12:411:12:43

300 and I'll be yours for the next month.

1:12:431:12:47

And I'll do anything. Within...

1:12:471:12:50

Within reason.

1:12:501:12:52

How do I know I can trust you?

1:12:521:12:53

Well, I just brought your stupid money bag back, didn't I?

1:12:531:12:57

-Going to take more than that.

-Like what?

1:12:571:13:00

Like I said.

1:13:001:13:02

On all fours.

1:13:021:13:04

Yeah, it was a really great meeting, Max.

1:13:191:13:23

Got a lot going for us.

1:13:231:13:24

Don't know. It's like all the bad stuff's coming good.

1:13:251:13:29

Yeah, it's the most positive I've been in months.

1:13:291:13:32

So we're doing lunch, then?

1:13:321:13:33

OK.

1:13:331:13:35

Celebrating.

1:13:361:13:38

Well, we haven't won yet.

1:13:381:13:40

Feeling is you will.

1:13:401:13:42

-I'll believe that when it happens.

-You're right. We shouldn't get too far ahead of ourselves.

1:13:421:13:47

No.

1:13:471:13:49

Tempting as that is.

1:13:491:13:51

-Listen, just text me when you get to the Argee Bhajee.

-All right.

1:13:581:14:02

-I'll be quick as I can.

-All right. Don't blow it.

1:14:021:14:05

-Meaning?

-Well, no tears.

1:14:061:14:08

No welling up, no lump in the throat. They'll cotton on.

1:14:081:14:12

I'll be fine.

1:14:121:14:13

Hey, Tiffany! Tiffany, look!

1:14:191:14:22

Hey, stop that!

1:14:241:14:25

-I'm warning you, Tiffany!

-Smile.

-I mean it, all right?

1:14:251:14:29

Just go back to school.

1:14:291:14:30

We're doing a project. Animals in the city.

1:14:301:14:34

Ian, will you tell them?

1:14:341:14:35

Janine the wild dog.

1:14:351:14:39

-Shut up, all right?

-Woof woof.

-One more comment from you...

1:14:391:14:42

Here, doggy, doggy.

1:14:421:14:43

Er, if you want that advance, finish scrubbing.

1:14:471:14:50

Kat. Kat, listen, sweetheart, I'll tell you what...

1:14:531:14:57

I'll have a word with Jack, find out who that woman was.

1:14:571:15:00

I need more than that. I want you to go and have it out with him.

1:15:001:15:03

That's what you should be doing - manning up.

1:15:031:15:05

You can do that, can't you?

1:15:051:15:07

Oh. All right, Jack?

1:15:111:15:13

I saw this and I thought of Tommy.

1:15:131:15:16

-Are they looking at me?

-Yeah.

1:15:301:15:33

They are.

1:15:331:15:35

But they're probably just thinking what a handsome couple we are.

1:15:351:15:38

Well, I'm handsome.

1:15:381:15:40

-You drinking?

-No, no, better not.

1:15:421:15:45

-Bottle of house red, please.

-Certainly.

-Thank you.

1:15:461:15:49

So, look...

1:15:551:15:56

for the next hour, let's just relax and just be you.

1:15:561:16:00

Well, the old you.

1:16:001:16:02

You don't know the old me.

1:16:041:16:05

No, no, I don't.

1:16:051:16:07

I'd quite like to, though.

1:16:071:16:09

Here you are. Look...

1:16:131:16:14

PAT LAUGHS

1:16:151:16:16

Oh, Janine, ain't you the little scrubber?

1:16:161:16:20

I'm going to frame that.

1:16:201:16:22

Be a nice memory.

1:16:221:16:24

-A keepsake, since you broke my other one.

-Why'd you do that?

1:16:241:16:26

It was for Granny.

1:16:261:16:28

-Granny?

-Yeah, towards funeral costs.

1:16:281:16:31

Just making sure no-one chucks her on a bonfire or something.

1:16:311:16:34

-Does it cost a lot, then?

-Yes, loads.

1:16:341:16:37

Bet you feel really guilty now, gloating like that when I'm just trying to do my best here.

1:16:371:16:41

Janine, that is the cleanest chip-shop floor in the entire world.

1:16:411:16:47

You're mine now.

1:16:471:16:49

-OK, I get it.

-No, no, tell Pat and Ricky.

1:16:491:16:53

I want witnesses.

1:16:531:16:55

No way!

1:16:551:16:56

You belong to me.

1:16:561:16:58

-Ian, behave, will you?

-Forget it. I'll keep the cash.

-Fine. Pat, Ricky. I...

1:16:581:17:02

Oh, God... I belong to Ian now.

1:17:041:17:07

I just hope Granny's watching.

1:17:111:17:14

What d'you reckon, Alfie? West Ham, midfield?

1:17:181:17:21

I was thinking more of a striker, Jack.

1:17:211:17:25

Long as he gets us tickets for the match, eh?

1:17:251:17:27

England, West Ham. Expect nothing less from you, yeah?

1:17:281:17:33

-See, the thing is...

-Alfie, need your muscle.

1:17:331:17:36

-Uh, no... Eddie.

-It's only George Street.

1:17:361:17:39

Great, big sideboard, total bargain. Me and Ty can't lift it.

1:17:391:17:43

-Yeah, I know...

-Why don't you go, yeah?

1:17:431:17:45

-Cos you're doing nothing here, are you?

-Kat...

-Just go!

1:17:451:17:48

All right.

1:17:521:17:53

I should ring Roxy, shouldn't I?

1:18:021:18:03

-No, you'd better not.

-Yeah?

-She's just going to...

1:18:051:18:09

-bang on about the statements and the QC.

-Fair enough.

1:18:091:18:12

So where were we? Yeah, Ibiza.

1:18:121:18:14

So all blokes putting it on you?

1:18:141:18:16

Well, I may have had a few offers.

1:18:181:18:20

-Anyone special?

-No, no. I was always...looking out for Roxy.

1:18:201:18:25

Bet she can get into trouble.

1:18:251:18:27

Yeah, she can. That girl knows how to get into trouble.

1:18:271:18:30

-She's wild.

-She is.

-But you were there.

1:18:301:18:33

-To sort her out.

-I was. Every time, without fail.

1:18:331:18:35

She'll miss you, you know.

1:18:351:18:37

She'll be lost, I reckon. If...

1:18:371:18:39

-I really don't want to talk about that.

-Course you don't. Sorry.

1:18:391:18:43

Sorry.

1:18:431:18:45

Anyway, you're going to be there for her. Aren't you?

1:18:451:18:48

Yeah, course. But it's not going to come to that.

1:18:481:18:51

-You don't think so?

-No. Cos I can feel it in my water.

1:18:511:18:54

-You're a clairvoyant?

-No, got a weak bladder.

1:18:541:18:57

Sorry.

1:18:571:18:59

It suits you, laughing.

1:19:011:19:03

It does. It's nice.

1:19:031:19:05

Good teeth. They your own, or...?

1:19:051:19:08

They are my own teeth, shut up!

1:19:081:19:10

Right, like that, is it? Have some of that.

1:19:101:19:12

-All right, stop it. Stop it.

-What about that. Over the top... underneath.

-Stop it, Michael!

1:19:121:19:17

-Got it in my hand.

-Stop!

1:19:171:19:20

Don't, don't. Don't. I'm in enough trouble as it is.

1:19:211:19:25

Jack said that...

1:19:281:19:30

He said you could go away, for a long time. He said forever.

1:19:311:19:35

I'd be sorry if that happened.

1:19:351:19:37

Yeah, it's going to happen one way or another.

1:19:391:19:41

I'm so sorry!

1:19:451:19:46

Hey.

1:19:491:19:50

-Hey.

-Hiya.

1:19:511:19:53

-Sorry, did I get the wrong time?

-No.

1:19:531:19:56

-No.

-No?

-No.

1:19:561:19:58

-All right, never mind. I'm here now.

-You are.

1:19:581:20:01

So what we laughing about?

1:20:011:20:03

Excuse me, can I get a large... really large glass of white wine, please? Thank you.

1:20:061:20:13

So come on, then. What about this new QC?

1:20:141:20:18

I can't wait to see him in action!

1:20:181:20:20

Oi, perv! You can put that lot back.

1:20:271:20:30

Look what I've got.

1:20:301:20:32

Yes, that's right. Your money.

1:20:321:20:35

So you can put it all back. Neatly.

1:20:351:20:39

You don't understand.

1:20:391:20:41

It's my legal right to kick you out regardless. Which is what I'm doing.

1:20:411:20:45

Er, yes. But you can't.

1:20:451:20:47

-Because now I've given you your money.

-Read it...and weep.

1:20:471:20:51

What are you laughing at?

1:21:001:21:02

Ming or minging?

1:21:071:21:10

-Minging.

-Burke and Hare, am I done here? I've got a job to do.

1:21:101:21:13

-Never mind this grave-robbing business.

-This is proper.

1:21:131:21:16

Oh, really?

1:21:161:21:18

Look at that. It's so wrong.

1:21:201:21:23

-That's Michael all over.

-Gorgeous bit of trim like that getting banged up.

1:21:231:21:26

What a waste.

1:21:261:21:28

Hey!

1:21:281:21:29

-What you doing?

-Doing?

-What you doing with them?

1:21:301:21:34

-It's my girlfriend and her sister. Problem?

-Yeah. There's a problem. Who's side are you on?

1:21:341:21:38

-Come on, let's just go.

-I'll catch up.

-Yeah.

1:21:411:21:44

Right, listen to me.

1:21:461:21:48

I couldn't say anything then but I've been digging.

1:21:481:21:50

Now, I'm a Moon and I'm just as angry as you are.

1:21:501:21:54

Jack has got a new brief.

1:21:541:21:57

The best in the business, best money can buy, ain't lost a case in three years.

1:21:571:22:00

Three years!

1:22:001:22:02

Jack's going to get Ronnie off.

1:22:031:22:06

Jack.

1:22:091:22:10

I'm not being funny, but I saw you earlier. You and Ronnie.

1:22:111:22:15

You was with this woman. Roxy was all over her as well.

1:22:151:22:18

Just seems a bit weird that you were so happy.

1:22:191:22:22

-Happy?

-Yeah.

1:22:221:22:24

Just a friend of Roxy's, she came round.

1:22:251:22:28

Honest?

1:22:281:22:30

What have we got to be happy about?

1:22:311:22:34

Sorry.

1:22:341:22:35

I had to ask. It's been driving me nuts.

1:22:351:22:38

-Listen, I'd better go.

-You know you can come over after the sentencing.

1:22:381:22:42

If you feel the need to. The door's always open to you.

1:22:421:22:45

-Come on, we should get back.

-Hold on. Michael?

1:22:481:22:51

-I don't believe this.

-What?

1:22:511:22:53

He's just told me Jack's gone to see Tommy.

1:22:561:22:59

No, he can't be. I mean, he must be lying.

1:22:591:23:03

-I wish he was.

-No, no, no. That's not right, it's not.

-Well...

1:23:031:23:06

You look after him.

1:23:151:23:16

I always do.

1:23:161:23:18

Just saying it, really. You know he deserves the best.

1:23:181:23:21

What you get him.

1:23:211:23:23

Oi. How could you do that, eh, Jack?

1:23:241:23:28

-How could you do that to us?

-Alfie?

1:23:281:23:31

Why don't you tell Kat, eh?

1:23:311:23:33

Why not tell her how you've been taking us for a ride?!

1:23:331:23:36

-What?

-I'm lost, mate.

-Course you're lost. We'd have been there for you, Jack.

1:23:361:23:40

We'd have even been there for you when Ronnie went down.

1:23:401:23:43

And you know what?

1:23:431:23:44

I'd have been... I can't believe he's been mugging us.

1:23:441:23:47

I'd have been happy for you to be part of Tommy's life.

1:23:471:23:49

But you know what he's gone and done?

1:23:491:23:51

He's got himself the best QC. Yeah, well done, Jack!

1:23:511:23:55

The best QC that money can buy.

1:23:551:23:57

-Jack, no.

-This brief hasn't lost a case in three years!

1:23:571:24:01

Eh? Why did you do that to us?

1:24:041:24:06

Why did you...? Get out! Get out! Get out.

1:24:061:24:10

Get out of my pub! And you stay away from Tommy, all right?!

1:24:121:24:16

Ronnie...

1:24:231:24:24

Ronnie?

1:24:351:24:36

That was almost fun.

1:24:451:24:47

Yeah, well it's not me who's not concentrating, Michael.

1:24:481:24:52

I can't perform if...

1:24:521:24:54

No, I can't perform if there are people milling about...

1:24:541:24:57

Oh, please, come on! Ronnie's heard it all before. She's heard worse.

1:24:571:25:00

You are so cheap sometimes.

1:25:001:25:02

-Excuse me?

-You should have a bit of class about you, girl.

1:25:021:25:07

-What, and you think you're gentry, do you?

-No, I'm just...

1:25:071:25:09

All I'm saying is sometimes I'm surprised you're sisters.

1:25:091:25:13

Well, maybe I'll call her in here, shall I?

1:25:131:25:16

Look, I was just saying goodbye.

1:25:171:25:18

It's not like I've been going round there seeing Tommy.

1:25:181:25:21

KISSING

1:25:311:25:34

-You OK?

-Yeah.

1:25:341:25:37

How's your knuckles?

1:25:371:25:39

Yeah, feel as though I've got about seven in there at the moment.

1:25:411:25:44

-Well, at least we know where we stand.

-Yeah.

1:25:441:25:47

We're at war now.

1:25:471:25:50

I'm going to change my victim statement.

1:25:501:25:52

I'm not holding anything back.

1:25:521:25:54

Yeah, right. Give it both barrels, get her locked up for good.

1:25:541:25:57

Yeah, we have to make that happen.

1:25:571:25:59

I can't think of her any other way. I really can't.

1:25:591:26:02

'Look, I was just saying goodbye.

1:26:081:26:10

'It's not like I've been going round there seeing Tommy...'

1:26:101:26:13

Do you believe him?

1:26:131:26:16

I don't know.

1:26:161:26:19

It's you I feel for.

1:26:191:26:21

-Must be difficult to know who to trust.

-Wait.

1:26:211:26:26

-If you see him will you tell him I'll call him later?

-Yeah.

1:26:271:26:32

-It's just I don't feel like talking to him right now.

-No, no. Can't blame you.

1:26:321:26:36

FRENCH ACCENT: Janine, my darling. We had such a fantastic night together!

1:27:181:27:22

Urgh!

1:27:221:27:24

Will you marry me?

1:27:241:27:26

Mwuh!

1:27:261:27:27

-That's so not even funny!

-Who said you could sleep in here? It's against health and safety.

1:27:271:27:31

So is sticking a fish in my face.

1:27:311:27:33

You need to find somewhere else to kip.

1:27:331:27:36

-Uncle Jack, what's that about?

-Long story.

1:27:451:27:49

Are you all right? Do you need anything?

1:27:491:27:50

I'm fine. I've had worse.

1:27:501:27:53

-You sure?

-Yeah, but thanks.

1:27:531:27:56

Jack.

1:27:591:28:01

-What you looking at?

-Nice tattoo.

1:28:011:28:04

-Listen, um...that's on the house.

-Oh, no, no Carol, I couldn't accept.

1:28:061:28:09

-Go on.

-Oi! What you playing at?

1:28:091:28:11

-What?

-He's one of them.

1:28:111:28:14

I expect better from you.

1:28:141:28:16

You got that?

1:28:171:28:19

I wasn't that hungry anyway.

1:28:211:28:24

You see her slobbering all over him?

1:28:241:28:26

Least they're the same age.

1:28:261:28:28

Same age? She's like 70,

1:28:281:28:31

and he's at least 100.

1:28:311:28:33

Yeah, well at least... What happened to your boyfriend?

1:28:331:28:36

OK, where's YOUR boyfriend?

1:28:361:28:38

Or are you just going to punch every boy that you meet?

1:28:381:28:41

Yeah, probably. And then it'll save some for you, won't it? If you can find one.

1:28:411:28:45

-What, you don't think I can?

-No, you don't need one anyway.

1:28:451:28:49

Yeah, I so don't want to end up like that.

1:28:491:28:53

Look, it's not that much of a rise I want out of you.

1:28:541:28:57

-It's an extra 20%, Mo.

-And we're in a recession.

1:28:571:29:00

Yeah, right, so the rent should be cheaper if anything.

1:29:001:29:03

Look here, lover, you be good to me and I'll be good to you.

1:29:031:29:08

-They're all at it. All the oldies.

-I could teach you a thing or two.

1:29:081:29:11

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

1:29:111:29:12

Sorry, Mo, but he's taken.

1:29:121:29:16

-Am I?

-You are now.

1:29:161:29:18

Hmm.

1:29:181:29:20

Tea to go please, Carol.

1:29:201:29:22

You can pretend to like me till she's gone.

1:29:221:29:25

-All right... Um... A vase?

-No.

1:29:261:29:29

-A teapot?

-No, we've got one of them.

1:29:291:29:32

Oh, come on, just show us, will ya?

1:29:321:29:34

OK, sit down, sit down.

1:29:341:29:35

There you go.

1:29:371:29:39

What d'you think?

1:29:401:29:42

-I love it.

-Honestly?

-Yeah, yeah.

1:29:421:29:44

I've always wanted one of these.

1:29:441:29:46

-Where we going to put it?

-It's your place, you decide.

1:29:461:29:49

No, no, it's our place. If anyone asks, we're paying rent, right?

1:29:491:29:52

-It's our place, do you mean that?

-Yeah, course I do.

1:29:521:29:56

We've got our own little lava lamp to prove it now, haven't we?

1:29:561:29:59

It's our home sweet home.

1:29:591:30:01

Yep.

1:30:011:30:02

Who knew he had it in him?

1:30:051:30:07

Why have a go like that?

1:30:071:30:09

Listen, I need you to write me a letter.

1:30:091:30:12

-A statement.

-A letter?

-You can turn me down,

1:30:121:30:15

I'd understand, considering, but I need statements saying how wonderful Ronnie is.

1:30:151:30:19

-Ah.

-You know what? Forget about it.

1:30:191:30:22

Does it have to be in joined up writing?

1:30:241:30:27

-You'll do it?

-Yeah, course I'll do it.

-Oh, brilliant.

1:30:271:30:29

It's just the QC wants me to get as many as I can

1:30:291:30:31

for the judge to read before sentencing.

1:30:311:30:33

Who else you got in mind?

1:30:331:30:35

Just family mainly. Going to set up a meet, you know?

1:30:351:30:39

Spell out what to write.

1:30:391:30:41

The moment Ronnie reads them, I'm off the hook with Tommy.

1:30:411:30:44

You're bleeding.

1:30:441:30:46

Great(!)

1:30:481:30:49

-I'm going past your place, I'll get you a shirt if you like.

-Yeah?

1:30:491:30:53

-You just get that meeting sorted.

-Cheers. Oh, and listen.

1:30:531:30:56

If you see Ronnie, you tell her I'm fighting tooth and nail for her.

1:30:561:31:00

Yeah.

1:31:001:31:03

You can't blame him, can you? If you were Jack, wouldn't you go and see Tommy? One last time?

1:31:041:31:08

I'm just saying he could've told me.

1:31:081:31:10

Yeah, all right, so since when does any man tell anyone anything?

1:31:101:31:13

That's huge, Rox.

1:31:131:31:14

What if he's lying about something else?

1:31:141:31:18

What if this QC is a way of him getting everyone's hopes up?

1:31:181:31:23

I mean, he might know I'm going down.

1:31:231:31:25

He wouldn't. I mean, how could he?

1:31:281:31:30

Think about it, look at the odds.

1:31:301:31:33

Don't say stuff like that, yeah?

1:31:331:31:34

-Look. Michael has said he'll look you.

-Ronnie...

1:31:361:31:39

-Listen to me.

-No!

-And you have got to look out for Jack.

1:31:391:31:42

Stop it. Stop it.

1:31:421:31:45

We have got to have this talk, you know we do.

1:31:481:31:51

Ronnie, if you go down,

1:31:561:31:59

I'm pretty much going down with you, OK?

1:31:591:32:01

You have got to be tough and you've got to be strong.

1:32:011:32:05

-And you'll find a way, I know you will.

-My whole life...

1:32:051:32:07

My whole life you've been there for me.

1:32:071:32:09

And I will be again.

1:32:091:32:11

-You think you're going down, don't you?

-No. But I don't think we can be stupid about this.

1:32:141:32:18

There is a chance of it.

1:32:181:32:20

-You've got to look at what I did.

-Yeah, and why you did it,

1:32:201:32:25

and all the horrible things that happened to you.

1:32:251:32:29

They're going to see that, they are, aren't they?

1:32:291:32:32

They might, and they might not.

1:32:321:32:34

No, but you've been punished.

1:32:371:32:39

You have. I mean, your whole life has been a punishment.

1:32:391:32:43

Roxy, listen to me.

1:32:431:32:46

Listen to me.

1:32:461:32:48

I can only do this if I know you're going to be all right.

1:32:481:32:51

I'm not. I'm really not and that's what I'm trying to tell you, Ron.

1:32:511:32:55

But you've got to be! You've got to be for Jack,

1:32:551:32:57

you've got to be for Amy.

1:32:571:33:00

-But I need my big sister.

-And I need my little sister.

1:33:001:33:05

Listen to me. I am just as scared.

1:33:051:33:08

I'm just as scared as you are. Come here.

1:33:081:33:11

A lot of me died with Tommy.

1:33:161:33:19

Or who I thought was Tommy.

1:33:191:33:22

I'd lived my life to that point.

1:33:241:33:26

Some might say that I was... too quick to have a good time.

1:33:291:33:32

But you are what you are and I was what I was.

1:33:321:33:35

And then she went and...

1:33:381:33:39

I was ready to ease off the throttle

1:33:481:33:51

and put all that mad energy into raising my little boy.

1:33:511:33:56

I couldn't wait to be a mum.

1:33:561:33:59

I couldn't.

1:33:591:34:01

And when he died, I just wanted to be with him.

1:34:041:34:06

I couldn't stand the thought of him all alone in that little grave.

1:34:081:34:12

I just wanted to be buried beside him.

1:34:141:34:16

Every day I got up and I'd think, today is the day that I do it.

1:34:201:34:24

And you look around, and you can see people are trying to help but it doesn't make any difference.

1:34:271:34:35

Cos I knew I'd already stopped breathing.

1:34:351:34:37

That's the God's honest truth.

1:34:421:34:45

You get all that down, Mo?

1:34:461:34:48

Yeah. I got it.

1:34:481:34:50

We're gonna nail her, Kat. I promise.

1:34:511:34:55

-Nothing I can't handle.

-All the same...

1:34:591:35:01

Carol. We're cool.

1:35:011:35:04

-What does cool mean, exactly?

-Below room temperature, above freezing.

-So we're cold.

1:35:041:35:11

Kind of.

1:35:111:35:13

You working for Beale now? How's that panning out?

1:35:171:35:21

Oh, it's a thing of beauty.

1:35:211:35:23

-What?

-You know what.

1:35:241:35:27

Kim, you got any rooms at the B&B?

1:35:271:35:29

-Oh, I got rooms, sweet cheeks. How many d'you want?

-Well, put me down for one.

1:35:291:35:33

-Plenty of room to go round.

-Right then, forget I asked.

1:35:331:35:37

-But we just made a deal.

-Yeah, well, not with her there.

1:35:371:35:40

-He did ask first.

-I'll pay cash, upfront.

1:35:401:35:44

-Billy, lend me some money, will you?

-I ain't got any money.

-Right, so it's me or her.

1:35:441:35:50

Thing is, it all comes down to who I want to catch coming out the shower.

1:35:521:35:57

-Thanks.

-Take a photo, it'll last longer.

1:35:581:36:03

I was looking at your pendant.

1:36:031:36:06

-It's a locket.

-Is it for sale?

1:36:061:36:09

-Not remotely. It's my grandma's.

-Well, everything has a price.

1:36:091:36:13

-Not this.

-Seriously, what would you take for it?

1:36:131:36:18

-Might help with the housing problem.

-Where were we?

1:36:181:36:20

You'd sleep on the streets for the sake of a piece of metal?

1:36:201:36:24

Who's sleeping on the streets?

1:36:281:36:30

Just forget it.

1:36:301:36:32

-You never said.

-Well, we're not meant to be talking right now.

-So what's happened to the flat?

1:36:321:36:36

I had to use the rent money to pay for Grandma's funeral.

1:36:361:36:39

-You'd make yourself homeless for that?

-Some of us actually care about our families.

1:36:391:36:45

I never meant to hurt anyone.

1:36:481:36:50

I know that. I do. Come here.

1:36:501:36:52

They don't know that out there, though, do they?

1:36:521:36:56

They weren't there, were they?

1:36:591:37:00

They weren't you at that exact moment and they have no idea.

1:37:001:37:04

How do I look?

1:37:061:37:07

Beautiful.

1:37:091:37:11

I need a favour.

1:37:561:37:57

Being polite now, are we?

1:37:571:38:00

-You've got blood on your shirt.

-Yeah, I know.

1:38:001:38:03

Look, can you get all the Brannings together, bring them here?

1:38:031:38:08

-We having a party?

-If you see 'em, can you grab 'em?

-I can't, I'm working.

1:38:081:38:12

-So stop working.

-What, I'll just get dragged away all the time.

1:38:121:38:15

All right, we'll do it at mine, all right? But you make sure you're there.

1:38:151:38:19

That's my little work pony. Are you going to be OK holding the fort?

1:38:341:38:37

-I've got to take Bobby round to Jane's new flat.

-It'll cost you.

1:38:371:38:40

-I think you're forgetting the 300 I've already given you in advance.

-Yeah, but I need extra cash.

1:38:401:38:45

Don't push it, Janine.

1:38:451:38:47

-Oh!

-50 quid for the locket.

-Not you again.

1:38:501:38:53

Come on, we both know you want the cash.

1:38:531:38:56

Look, it's the only thing I've got left of her.

1:38:561:39:00

Memories are more valuable.

1:39:001:39:01

No, I can't.

1:39:011:39:03

Granny'll be looking down at you now

1:39:031:39:06

and she'd be saying take the money.

1:39:061:39:08

-Doubtful.

-All right, enjoy your park bench.

1:39:101:39:14

Don't get attacked or anything.

1:39:141:39:16

I will get this back, I swear.

1:39:191:39:20

Wait...

1:39:201:39:23

Oh, Greg, you ain't seen Max?

1:39:321:39:34

-I've been trying to get hold of him, he's not picking up.

-No. It important?

-Yeah. It's monumental.

1:39:341:39:40

We can't... Not here.

1:39:481:39:51

Who says?

1:39:511:39:53

DOOR UNLOCKS

1:39:591:40:01

How many shirts you got?

1:40:121:40:13

How about that one?

1:40:131:40:15

-You kidding me?

-What?

1:40:151:40:16

That was a Christmas present from Max, weren't it? A big joke.

1:40:161:40:19

Oi, Max!

1:40:291:40:30

-Tell me you locked that door.

-Max?

1:40:321:40:36

Max?

1:40:421:40:44

Yeah?

1:40:451:40:47

-You ARE in.

-Yeah. All right, Greg?

-Yeah.

1:40:491:40:52

Was just was doing some paperwork

1:40:521:40:53

and, you know, phones are off. You know what it's like.

1:40:531:40:56

-Jack was looking for you. Monumental was the word he used.

-Right...

1:40:561:41:01

-Anything else?

-Just that.

1:41:041:41:06

Right, I'll, uh... I'll call him.

1:41:061:41:09

-He looked pretty worried.

-Yeah, well, you know what Jack's like.

1:41:091:41:12

-What?

-You're wearing lipstick.

1:41:141:41:16

-Oh, behave yourself.

-It looks like it.

1:41:161:41:19

It's my natural complexion.

1:41:191:41:22

Yeah, anyway, you best give him a call.

1:41:221:41:26

We have got to stop, we'll get caught!

1:41:321:41:34

Just have to find somewhere more private.

1:41:341:41:37

DOOR OPENS

1:41:371:41:38

Lipstick, eh?

1:41:401:41:41

You, er...

1:41:431:41:45

..give Vanessa my regards.

1:41:471:41:49

It's not funny. It's not funny.

1:41:571:41:59

See this? It's a limited edition.

1:42:011:42:04

-Got a slight flaw on it. Collectors love that.

-Never!

1:42:041:42:08

-I could go over there and tell that young lady...

-That ain't no young lady, trust me.

1:42:081:42:13

Eh, eh, eh, that's my wages.

1:42:141:42:17

I'll treat you next time.

1:42:171:42:19

-Thought you were supposed to be down and out and homeless?

-Shush!

-All right, mate?

-Yeah.

1:42:191:42:26

What's up?

1:42:261:42:27

-I had to sell HIM Granny's locket.

-You what?

1:42:271:42:32

Yeah, well, the funeral has wiped me out, Ricky.

1:42:321:42:36

-They were going to stick her in another coffin with somebody else.

-No!

-Yes.

-That's sick, innit?

1:42:361:42:41

No, that's what they do. They squeeze them in.

1:42:411:42:44

Can you imagine spending an eternity like a sardine?

1:42:441:42:47

-I can't believe that.

-It's economics, Ricky. At least I got to keep the photos.

1:42:471:42:51

Look, you just tell me how much the funeral cost. I want that locket back.

1:42:511:42:56

Well, that's all very nice, Ricky, but I think it's like Granny.

1:42:561:43:00

Long gone.

1:43:001:43:02

This is probably the last of my Dubai money. You just watch me.

1:43:021:43:06

Right. I'll cut to the chase. How much?

1:43:061:43:10

Step into my office.

1:43:101:43:13

Service, please.

1:43:171:43:18

-You've got a young lady here going parched.

-All right, all right. Usual?

1:43:181:43:22

-Yes, please, Mo.

-How many nights will that get me?

1:43:221:43:25

A big fat zero.

1:43:251:43:27

Really? How much are you charging?

1:43:271:43:30

Oh, it ain't that. I got a booking from a few blokes down on a building job.

1:43:301:43:34

Mate, were are filled to the brim, brim, brim.

1:43:341:43:37

Come on, you've got to be able to squeeze me in.

1:43:371:43:39

You've got no idea where I woke up this morning.

1:43:391:43:42

Well, you could double up with Ryan.

1:43:421:43:44

I can't sleep in a chippy again.

1:43:491:43:52

No.

1:43:521:43:53

Can I, Billy?

1:43:561:43:57

No.

1:43:571:43:59

No...

1:43:591:44:01

Er, Dot can't make it. She's gone to see Granddad.

1:44:041:44:06

All right, I'll go round there later.

1:44:061:44:09

-DOOR BUZZES

-Lauren, get that for me, will you?

1:44:091:44:12

It's like being at school. It's like a test, innit?

1:44:121:44:14

Yeah, just like a test.

1:44:141:44:16

-All right?

-Where's Max?

-I don't know.

1:44:231:44:26

We're here. Isn't that good enough?

1:44:261:44:29

You will forgive Jack, won't you?

1:44:311:44:33

Cos, you know, without him, you wouldn't have a hope right now.

1:44:331:44:37

What about Michael? You like him, don't you?

1:44:391:44:41

Yeah.

1:44:441:44:45

No. Not right now.

1:44:451:44:47

We had words this morning, but I'm putting it down to stress.

1:44:471:44:50

-Why?

-I just want to know that he...

1:44:501:44:53

..he'll be good for you.

1:44:541:44:55

And I think he will.

1:44:561:44:58

I mean, he always seems to be there for us, doesn't he?

1:44:581:45:02

-Well, he likes you.

-He's one of the only few that does.

1:45:041:45:08

-You're not going anywhere.

-I'm really glad you've got him.

1:45:101:45:15

Respect. Understand? All them sort of things.

1:45:421:45:46

Just write down all the good things you can think of.

1:45:461:45:49

-So she could get off, then?

-I don't know. Maybe.

1:45:491:45:52

There's a chance.

1:45:521:45:54

What?

1:45:561:45:57

So she could be walking free around here? Going in the Vic?

1:45:571:46:00

-We wouldn't do that.

-The thing I don't get is that she gave Tommy back.

1:46:001:46:05

-So?

-Yeah, so, well, you could say that

1:46:051:46:07

she dealt with hard bit. You know, the bit where they cry all the time and that.

1:46:071:46:11

She might have done Kat a favour. You could say that.

1:46:111:46:14

Look, I've got to get these in by the close of play.

1:46:141:46:18

Right, so I basically just write what a great aunt she's been and stuff?

1:46:181:46:21

-Yeah, that's perfect.

-No.

-What?

-No, I can't write stuff I don't believe.

1:46:211:46:25

You don't have to believe it. It's just words.

1:46:251:46:26

-You're telling me she can get off.

-She won't if you don't start writing.

1:46:261:46:30

You can't do what she did and not expect to have comeback.

1:46:301:46:33

Carol, she's my wife, all right? The love of my life.

1:46:331:46:36

-Yeah, well, she's not mine.

-Just do it, please.

-I can't.

1:46:361:46:40

-I'm a mum as well.

-But she's family.

-I don't care, Lauren.

1:46:401:46:43

-But you have to. If you don't, what's the point of anything?

-You'll end up like me.

1:46:431:46:47

Ronnie's one of us. People ain't looking at her, right? Hers ain't a life anyone would have wanted.

1:46:471:46:52

Yeah, I'm sorry, right,

1:46:521:46:53

but the only person that matters here is baby Tommy. And he's happy, so leave it.

1:46:531:46:57

No, there's a reason why Alfie gave you a kicking

1:46:571:47:00

and a reason I don't really blame him.

1:47:001:47:02

Stand up for her? Are you serious?

1:47:021:47:04

She's not family, she's a freak.

1:47:041:47:09

FRONT DOOR CLOSES

1:47:131:47:15

You're going to stand up in court and read out every word of this.

1:47:151:47:20

Regardless of protocol, this needs to be heard, Kat.

1:47:201:47:23

And if there's any justice, she's going to go down for a very, very long time.

1:47:231:47:30

What about him?

1:47:341:47:35

You tell me. What about him?

1:47:351:47:38

Nice eyes.

1:47:381:47:39

And exceptionally good taste in women.

1:47:391:47:42

And ready to prove it.

1:47:441:47:46

Oi, my phone!

1:47:471:47:48

What you doing?

1:47:491:47:50

Not round here, all right? Now do one.

1:47:501:47:55

Lauren, keep an eye on your stuff, all right?

1:47:551:47:59

Yeah. Absolutely. Thank you.

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-OK, did you see that?

-See what?

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The way he looked at me.

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Oh, behave.

1:48:101:48:12

That's the second time.

1:48:121:48:14

You need your eyes tested.

1:48:141:48:17

Well, thanks for turning up.

1:48:181:48:20

I only just got your message. So what's so monumental?

1:48:201:48:23

I need you to write me a statement, about much you love and respect Ronnie.

1:48:231:48:27

-No worries. How many words?

-Enough to convince a court.

1:48:271:48:30

Right, I'm on it.

1:48:301:48:32

-Where you off to?

-To get a statement off Dot and then take them round to show Ronnie.

1:48:321:48:36

Is she still talking to you?

1:48:361:48:38

-I heard about your little rendezvous.

-Yeah, well, got bigger things to think about.

1:48:381:48:42

Come here.

1:48:431:48:44

What did she say to him in Rocky?

1:48:501:48:52

-Win.

-Yeah. So go and do it, will ya.

1:48:521:48:54

Your flies are undone.

1:48:561:48:57

-See? That's how much of a hurry I was in to come and help my baby brother.

-Unbelievable.

1:49:011:49:05

-Nice lamp.

-Thank you.

1:49:121:49:14

-Mm. Very retro.

-Yeah, I've wanted one for ages.

1:49:141:49:19

You'll have to kip in the box room.

1:49:201:49:22

Box room. OK. Have you got a shower?

1:49:221:49:27

-Bath.

-Oh, great.

1:49:271:49:30

-But we ain't got any hot water at the minute.

-Yeah, but we got a kettle.

1:49:301:49:33

-You just have to make a few trips but it's worth it in the end.

-Thanks.

1:49:331:49:39

-One big happy family, eh?

-Yeah, more the merrier.

1:49:401:49:44

-At least you travel light.

-Well, didn't have much choice.

1:49:461:49:51

The bin man threw out all of my clothes.

1:49:511:49:54

-Tea?

-No.

1:49:551:49:57

Mmm.

1:49:571:49:59

Look, Janine,

1:49:591:50:03

I know it might seem all doom and gloom at the moment,

1:50:031:50:06

but things'll get better, I promise.

1:50:061:50:09

Thanks, Billy. I mean it.

1:50:091:50:14

Home sweet home. Hey - again!

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DOOR UNLOCKS

1:50:231:50:25

Didn't think you'd be here.

1:50:301:50:32

Well, you said to be.

1:50:321:50:35

S'pose you're going to have a go, but, you know, before you do

1:50:351:50:39

I just think you should know, I've got your testimonies. And they're great. Really heartfelt. Honest.

1:50:391:50:46

I was going to get one from Phil, only I didn't, cos of his crime sheet.

1:50:471:50:51

And Aunt Sal, she's sending hers as we speak, possibly by pigeon.

1:50:511:50:55

SHE LAUGHS

1:50:551:50:57

You should read them...

1:50:571:50:59

..cos people DO care. They do love you, Ron.

1:51:011:51:06

That's worth something, isn't it?

1:51:061:51:08

Come here.

1:51:101:51:13

So we keep fighting, yeah?

1:51:171:51:19

All the way.

1:51:191:51:20

-'Bout time.

-Well, I like to keep you waiting, don't I?

1:51:281:51:31

-Here we go, then.

-Yep.

1:51:321:51:34

Let go.

1:51:341:51:36

What did you get me?

1:51:361:51:39

SHE CHUCKLES

1:51:411:51:43

What? What you laughing for?

1:51:431:51:46

It's what Ronnie wears.

1:51:461:51:48

-Nah, is it?

-It is, yes. It's all right, it's all right,

1:51:481:51:52

just take it back to the shop and they'll change it for you.

1:51:521:51:55

-Sorry.

-It's OK.

1:51:551:51:57

-Just try it, though.

-Michael, Michael...

-I went to all that trouble.

-Michael, Michael...

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I went to all that trouble...

1:52:041:52:05

Listen to me. You can make it up to me another way, OK.

1:52:051:52:08

-OK.

-OK.

-Come on, it's only perfume.

1:52:081:52:11

-Michael!

-Just put it on for me, will you?

-No. Get off!

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-Just try it. For me.

-WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

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