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MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
It's going to take a while to get your head round it. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
Morning, Granddad. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
SHE PURRS LIKE A CAT | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
And...send! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
Alfie, do you put kisses on your texts? | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
-He don't even send 'em to me! -You're well OTT with yours. Why do you ask? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:24 | |
No reason. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:25 | |
In real life, Jean, people don't just send kisses for no reason, all right? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:29 | |
Why not? What's wrong with a bit of affection? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
Cos it doesn't mean anything if you do it to everybody, that's why! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
Listen, can you finish this for me? I'm running a bit late, I need a shower. Thanks, sweetheart. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:42 | |
-Why don't you two go out? -Another night off? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
You can save that worried look for someone who needs it. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
Tam. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
-Is your mum about? -Mum? Er... No. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
Is she still at the Minute Mart? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Er... No. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
She's in... She's in Pakistan, I think. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
-What?! -She's in Pakistan. -Where's Kamil?! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:21 | |
He's with them. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:23 | |
-Seriously, you can't leave it there! -What's all this? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
Apparently Alfie did a deal with some mate. It's almost out of date. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
We're going to have to shift this lot. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Go and find him, will you, Trace? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
-You look thrilled, darling. Mark. -Hello, Mark. -Oh, like that? | 0:02:36 | 0:02:41 | |
OK, I could get used to that. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
-Do you do this cheesy routine on all your customers? -No. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:48 | |
-Only the one's who are game. -Well, I ain't. -That's a shame, | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
cos I bet you'd be really good at it as well, | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
-when you're in the mood, like. -I'm the best. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
But I'm retired. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
The best ones usually are. Shame. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
OK. If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find... | 0:03:02 | 0:03:08 | |
YOU ain't funny, Alfie. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
-She'll come round. -Usually do. -Yeah. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Here you go, buddy. I think it's all there. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
-You know, keep it schtumm, yeah? -Lovely. -Take care. Cheers, mate. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
All right, Tyler? All right, buddy? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
Oi! LAUGHS | 0:03:29 | 0:03:30 | |
-Are you trying to impress the girl, doing the old trip routine? -Eh? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
Oh. No, I'm just a bit, you know... | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
I'm taking Whitney out later for a meal. You know, wine and dine her. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
Shut up. You the man. Yes, well done. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
I know, but I'm going to have to play it a bit differently. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
-What's the word on the side of them boxes? -Upright? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
No, the other one... | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
-Fragile! -Oh, yeah. With you. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
That's what Whit is, so I've got to be, you know, sensitive. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Shut up. What you talking about? Just be yourself! | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
-Butch, macho self, all right? -Alf, Alf, come on, man. Everyone knows that don't work. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
You know what? You, young man, are a genius. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
-Thanks, love. -PHONE BEEPS | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
Oh, hang on. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Oh, no! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
You're here! You haven't answered any of my texts! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
I wasn't sure which one to reply to. There were 14 of them. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
-Well, 15 now. -The one about dinner. -Oh, yeah. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
I was wondering... if... | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
you might like... | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
a home-cooked meal sometime. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
-Oh, that'd be lovely. What we having? -Sausage surprise! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:52 | |
I'm known for it round here. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
-Saturday night, perhaps? -Perfecto. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
You know that film Fatal Attraction? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
The one with the bunny boiler? Yeah, why? | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
You're in it. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
PHONE BEEPS | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Oh, no! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
-That'll be her. -That's 16 now. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
I always keep a well-stocked first aid kit, | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
cos Heather is a magnet for catastrophes. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
Now, you better have some of these cos I shan't be here, | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
I'm going on me holidays. I'm going to Ireland with my sister, Rose. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Mind you, she don't seem too keen on the idea, | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
she's going around with a face like a wet weekend in Walford. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:39 | |
-You excited? -One doesn't like to appear smug. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
And excitement is very overrated in my book. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
That is when Heather Trott tends to have her calamities - | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
when she's in that state. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
-Well, I'm going on a date later. -Oh... -With a boy. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
Yeah? | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
I ain't told no-one about it. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
We've known each other for a little while, you know? | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
For ages I didn't want to know cos he's so full of himself. He's smug... | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
Well, every boy has the potential to be somebody's Prince Charming. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:12 | |
And every girl is waiting for one, no matter what she tells herself. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:17 | |
Hmm... He's no Prince Charming, believe me(!) | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
Do you get butterflies in your tummy? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
-Eh? -That was Ethel's test. Swore by it. Close your eyes. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:30 | |
Go on, close 'em. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
Now, think about him. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
I need to get back on the stall. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
-THEY LAUGH -Never fails. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
How could I forget? Me, Ian! Me?! Alfie Moon, of all people! | 0:06:48 | 0:06:53 | |
Kat can't even see me. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
She looks through me like I'm practically invisible. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
-And you know why? -I'm sure you'll tell me. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Yes, tell you what, cos I'm always there. That's why. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
Every time she turns round I'm standing there with a cup of tea and a smile. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
-I found myself hanging around outside the khazi for her the other day! -No! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
Mate, that's too much information. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
-If you want to be useful, close those curtains. -Yeah, no problem. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:18 | |
-Listen, also about last night... -Yeah! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
-Sorry for that little misunderstanding. -With all due respect, I was trying to tell Kat | 0:07:21 | 0:07:25 | |
-how wrong I think you and Mandy are. Talking of Mandy, where is she? -Dunno. Probably gone shopping. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:31 | |
That's what I'm talking about! She's off doing girl's stuff, spending your money! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
-And you're here in your pants doing bloke's stuff. That's the way it should be! -Should it?! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:40 | |
-Page one in the Bloke's Manual. Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen. -Keep 'em keen. -Thank you! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:47 | |
-If you're 17! -No. no, not 17. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
It's no age...it's any age! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Ian there's a time I was the Fonz and now I'm Mr C! How did that happen? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
It's called life, mate! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
Are you my mate? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
No, please, don't go roping me into anything, today all right, | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
-cos once we left you last night we came back and had another... -Are you my mate or not? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
-Yes! -Of course. I need to borrow some readies. -Just dip in the till! You got a pub! | 0:08:08 | 0:08:13 | |
I can't! Kat will know I've taken money out the till. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
-I need to keep her guessing, create a bit of mystique. Come on. -Under the fruit bowl. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:21 | |
Really? Good man. Cheers buddy. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
-You're worse than Mandy! -Oh, stop whinging, you're like a big girl. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
Also, I need to borrow some wax or some sort of hair gel. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
Peter was always leaving it lying around. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
-It's in the drawer. -Yeah? Good man. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Oh, look at that, well done, mate. HE LAUGHS | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Fantastic, look at that! Yes! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
See. Women like a bit of friction, Ian. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:46 | |
They don't always want it their own way. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
It's about nature. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
And you cannot mess with nature. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:54 | |
And you! You'll be my wing commander. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
-wing commander of what? -Blokes. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
We've got our very first mission. See, I bought a load of dodgy lager, I need to get rid of it. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
That's why we're holding Walford's very first Beer Festival, Ian! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
-No. Not today, Alfie! -Yes! Yes! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
Hello, Stranger. Hey! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Actually Dad, I was just on my way out. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
-Did you not hear what I said? Your mum's gone to Pakistan. -Water? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
-No. -It's not gay water. HE SIGHS | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Look, we both know Mum needed a break | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
and as hard as it is for you to accept, | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
-you and Mum are divorced. She can go wherever she wants. -What, with Kamil?! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
Without telling me?! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:32 | |
-Without even a goodbye! Doesn't that sound strange to you?! -Yusef will take care of them. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:37 | |
That's what I'm worried about! Who knows what he's got planned. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
Shabnam's in Lahore. Maybe they're planning on visiting her. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
I've left her messages this morning. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
-Look, if she or your mum calls, it's imperative that you tell me straightaway. Syed?! -Yes! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:53 | |
Maybe I should just go straight to the police. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
-They've kidnapped my son! -It's a holiday! Yeah. I'm chasing a cab. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
Yeah, Albert Square, Walford. Oh, it's outside? Great. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:05 | |
-Ta. -Cheers. -Cheers. Look, I got manners, all right. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
I can do chiver...chival...chiv... | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
You can't even say it, mate, can you! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
There's no way you can go a whole night | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
with no corny lines, no fast moves. And no innuendos. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
That, mate, is Mission Impossible! You know it is. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
C'mon, we got loads to shift. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
See you later, Alfie! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Celebration of beer? Don't we do that every night? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
-It's a good point. -No, it's about re-connecting with things behind the drinking! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
-Yeah, like alcoholism? -No, no, camaraderie, | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
-comradeship. Fraternity, innit? -It's more like a Man Festival. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
Eh, me and Ian both believe that manliness is under-rated! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
It's great being a bloke, innit, eh? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Don't know 'bout that, Alfie. For me it's about TV dinners and nose hair. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
-It's growing out the front of my nose now. The front! -I think I'll leave it at that. | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
This is woeful. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
It's the ultimate, being a bloke! Help me out here, Paddy. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
-You're absolutely right, brother Alf. Absolutely right. -Thank you. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
-Has he done something to his hair? -Beers all round? Lovely. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
-PATRICK: -Rum for me! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
-IAN: -It's a beer festival! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:17 | |
Oh, Rose, I wonder where we'll be eating this time tomorrow? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:22 | |
-Won't be al fresco, that's for sure. Weather report's terrible. -Rose, what's the matter with you? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:28 | |
Your face ain't cracked a smile since I invited you. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
-Talk about being ungrateful! -So ladies, are you all packed? | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
-Yes. -You got your Euros? Passport? -I haven't got a passport. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:39 | |
That's all right. All you need is ID. Driver's licence will do. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:44 | |
Arthur, I hear you've made plans for later on...a tryst. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:49 | |
-What? No rendezvous? -No, not me. -Must have got my wires crossed. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:57 | |
There is someone I wouldn't mind getting a bit close to, you know, | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
now that me and Faith are done. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
But, you know what, I think I'm hexed, you know. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
Every girl I like, every girl I'm feeling, like the proper buff ones, | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
they don't like me! Well 'part from Cougar Kim. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
What's with that? Is my face butters or something? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
-I mean am I second-rate, or what? -Arthur, you have got a lovely face. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:20 | |
How long will I have to wait? Do you get what I'm saying? | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
-What am I?! -Arthur...Chill! | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
Your face ain't butters! I'm very fond of it! | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
Anyone says otherwise, then they are a skank, you feel me?! | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
That's a hussy, only worse. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
Just thought... I haven't got a driving licence. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
-Muhammad Ali! -What about Elvis? He had it but he lost it. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:46 | |
-What they on about? -The perfect bloke. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
That's easy. Filthy rich and mute. Hah! | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
What's brought this on? You been watching Gok Wan again, ain't ya?! | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
See my perfect bloke would be kind. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
Good hearted. Not too young either... | 0:12:57 | 0:13:01 | |
Distinguished. And into skiffle. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
I think Alfie's acting like a right tool! | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
What?! He's on perfect form today. Everyone's been saying! | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
-Got to be someone historic! Like Gandhi. -He only made one film, didn't he?! | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
Oi, I was only joking. I love your hair like that. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
-Bobby Moore! Come on. -I was thinking, later on you and me could stay in... | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
I tell you what, go out with the girls, have a laugh, yeah? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
-Go on. Take that. Bobby Moore, eh? How many caps, Bobby Moore? -108. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
See, Bealy knows his football cos he's a bloke. THEY LAUGH | 0:13:30 | 0:13:35 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
# You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
# So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. # | 0:14:10 | 0:14:14 | |
-You ain't funny, Anthony! -# You and me baby ain't... # | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
He'll be here in two minutes. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
FRONT DOOR OPENS | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Thank heavens for that. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:26 | |
I packed your case on account of the haste, I was forced to go through your drawers... | 0:14:26 | 0:14:30 | |
-Mrs B, I ain't coming. -But I am. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
Great country, Ireland. Can't move without falling over a distillery. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:40 | |
Single Malt. Blended. Mixed Grain. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
Don't know how I'll get through 'em all. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
A lovely holiday I'm going to have. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
One long pub crawl and no smoking. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
I can feel one of my heads coming on, you ain't got no Paracetamol in that bag, have you? | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
-You know I'm homeo-pathetic. -I know you're pathetic. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
-I'll get you some. -Well, hurry up then. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
Right, ladies, let's get you sorted. Let me take that for you. OK. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
All right, come on then, Cora. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
Oh, Tyler, sorry mate, Whit can't make it. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:22 | |
No, no, no. He told me to wind you up! | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
Bad boy. He's nervous, look at him! | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
-Drink? -Hello! | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
You still on for Saturday night? | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
I'm not doing Sausage Surprise now. I was thinking rabbit stew. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:38 | |
Actually, I'm afraid I can't dine with you, Jean. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
Very kind of you, but I'm sure if we did dine together, you see, | 0:15:42 | 0:15:49 | |
I'd want to make a habit of it. You do understand, don't you? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
Erm...I think I do, yeah. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Jean, you're coming clubbin' with me, all right? | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
Go upstairs! Wash your hair and I'll come up and put your slap on, yeah? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
Every woman should feel beautiful. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
-ALFIE AND ANTHONY: -Woah! Oi, oi! | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
-You want a drink? -Yeah. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
Can I get a drink please, Alf? | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
I don't know about you, but I am starving. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
-Look, Sy. -Is there any lasagne? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
-I didn't have a chance to go to the Minute Mart. -SY! Right, no games. No small talk. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:37 | |
Whatever it is you're feeling about you and your daughter... | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
Then I want to know, OK? | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
-I'm strong enough to hear that. -Are you on something? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
-Cos seriously I don't understand what you're saying. -Sy, you're a father. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:51 | |
-That changes everything. -I know. -EVERYTHING. -I know! | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
Which is why I went to see Ish. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
Ishfaq from university. We used to share a house. He now practices law. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:02 | |
You were with Ish? | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
All afternoon and guess what? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
He reckons we stand a fighting chance of gaining access to Yasmin. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:15 | |
Both of us. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:16 | |
I told him I'm doing this with you, or not at all. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
At the moment we've got to play the long game. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
Sy, how can we afford this? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
Well, the good news is we're getting a good rate. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Cos I introduced Ish to his wife. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
He really reckons we're in with a chance? | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
But in order to avoid court, we can't aggravate Amira. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:40 | |
We need to find a mediator, | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
someone we know who she respects, who can convince her | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
-that we both need to be part of Yasmin's life. -There isn't anyone. -There is. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
Unfortunately, I'm not his favourite person right now. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
And neither are you. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
I'm going to give Mandy a quick call. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
Excuse me, golden rule, wing commander? | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
-Oi, give us my phone back! -I can't trust you! | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
You are sleeping with the enemy. You have been demoted to Sergeant Beale! | 0:18:10 | 0:18:15 | |
-Alfie! -Yeah. -Do me up. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
-Do you like the dress? -It's nice enough. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
I don't have to go out, you know? | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
No, you go, darling. Have a good time. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
-See you later then. -Not if I see you first! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
-Kat, ready? -Yeah! Watch out Walford. Here we come! | 0:18:27 | 0:18:33 | |
See what I did there? All part of the master plan. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
Alfie, you are playing a very dangerous game. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
Sometimes you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette! | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
Don't say I didn't warn you! Now get yourself another wing man. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
-I intend to keep this girl. -Oi! You deserter! | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
-It's on Alfie! -Be rude not to. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
-It's early, isn't it? -Oh, don't be boring, Jean! | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
-She got blown out earlier. -Oh, no. -Don't tell Kat, | 0:18:59 | 0:19:05 | |
but I invited Norman for dinner at the Vic, | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
and he said if he did, he'd only want to make a habit of it... | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
But, hold on a minute, back up. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
That's the opposite of being blown out, innit? | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
That's like, being blown in or blown out, or! | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
That's what I think. He said no for the time being, | 0:19:19 | 0:19:23 | |
-which I think is his little way of saying... -He's playing for keeps. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:28 | |
He wants to move in with me! | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
THE LAUGH AND CHEER | 0:19:30 | 0:19:31 | |
MUSIC DROWNS THEM OUT | 0:19:31 | 0:19:35 | |
I like your outfit. It's...classy. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:53 | |
What material is it? | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
Um... | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
Dunno. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
But I bet it's a...good one though. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
I might go for a jalfrezi. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
-No, don't, they're really hot. -What, like you? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
Guys, can I get you drinks? | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
-Go on, ladies first. -No, go on. -No, go on, ladies first! | 0:20:17 | 0:20:22 | |
Um, just... | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
-Thought you might be here. -You heard from your mum? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:31 | |
-I need your help. -Should be interesting. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
You know, it only seems five minutes ago | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
we couldn't even hold hands in public! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
I remember when I was a twink, I used to have this fantasy that some | 0:20:46 | 0:20:51 | |
strong man would come along and tell all the bullies where to get off. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:55 | |
-Never thought it would be Sy though! -Me neither. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
-Well, I will drink to that. -Cheers. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:05 | |
-To Jean and Norman. -Oh! Just good friends! | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
I'm gonna get a drink! | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
Oi! What's your problem? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:22 | |
I have to get out of here. Now. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
Otherwise I'd have to kiss you. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
Come out of retirement? | 0:21:31 | 0:21:32 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
I had to fight to be in this relationship. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
-Amira has to know that I'm not going to just give up on it. -No! No searches... | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
-No return flights. No nothing. -I'm sure Mum will be back... | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
What if she isn't? We were all worried about her state of mind | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
and now she's gone off with that man. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
She's taken my son and I can't do anything about it... | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
Yusef could poison Kamil against me, at his own leisure! | 0:21:58 | 0:22:02 | |
So how can you let Amira do exactly the same thing to me? | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
How dare you compare us! | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
She's doing everything to come between me and my child, it's the same thing, Dad! | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
It is far from the same thing, Syed! | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
You want me to go and ask her what? | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
To make your twisted arguments to the woman that you cheated! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:22 | |
Cheated! Betrayed and humiliated! | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
And you don't even have the decency to talk to her face to face. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
You want me to go and ask her what? | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
Tell her to think of Yasmin. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
I'm doing this WITH Christian or not at all. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:37 | |
Yasmin is your flesh and blood. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
You cannot turn your feelings off like a tap just because | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
-it doesn't suit your lifestyle! -You did! | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
Syed, as hard as this may be for you to understand, | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
everything I have done, EVERYTHING, has been for... | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
What? For what, Dad?! | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
-Fatherhood is a sacred duty! -So not seeing me? Not talking to me. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
-That's your sacred duty, is it? HATING ME! -I hate your choices. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
Oh, you LIAR! | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
I could never hate you... | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
So prove it. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
Talk to Amira. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
For me. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
And Christian. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:22 | |
OK. OK, I will. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
Thank you. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:40 | |
You know she'd never take Kamil away from you. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
Not for good. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
So...what do you think about the Government? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
The Government? Erm... Dunno. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:16 | |
Thanks, Tamwar, that was lovely. Thank you. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
So! Which one? | 0:24:25 | 0:24:29 | |
-Both. -Oh! Wow. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
Go on, you go. I'll pay for everything. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:36 | |
I won't bother you again, I swear. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
Why? We've all got a past. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
Anyway, listen, I spoke to Tiff and Morgan about seeing you tonight. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:47 | |
Did you?! What did they reckon? | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
-No kissing. Cos that's disgusting. -Obviously. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
But if I really, really like you I can hold your hand. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
-Steady on! -THEY LAUGH | 0:24:54 | 0:24:55 | |
I need to go! Lots to think about. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
'Ere who's he looking at? | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
He must have a thing for you. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
He's all right, but this one's better. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
Moving in... KAT LAUGHS | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
Hey, your eyes sparkle when you're nervous, you know that? | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
They actually glitter. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
-I ain't nervous. -Yeah, you are. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
I love my husband. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
You know, when we was outside your pub he never looked at you once. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
Not once. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
How beautiful do you feel when I look at you, eh? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
Hey, you should've seen Tyler's face when Whitney walked through the door. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:53 | |
True love. As James Brown said, "this is a man's world, | 0:25:53 | 0:25:58 | |
"but nuttin' nuttin' without a woman and a girl." | 0:25:58 | 0:26:02 | |
There you go, Paddy, well done, mate! You the man! | 0:26:02 | 0:26:06 | |
Kat. Listen, sweetheart. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
I just want to say I'm really sorry about earlier on, you know? | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
I was just a bit...you looked absolutely stunning in your dress... | 0:26:15 | 0:26:19 | |
And, well... you have a good time | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
and I'll see you later. Love you. Bye. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
I'm telling you. My girl is fit. She is really fit. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
Back down, Bealy cos my girl's fit as well. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
I fact I remember even stopping the wedding! | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
Yeah, so do I. We both got a good kicking. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
But there is absolutely nothing me and Kat can't withstand. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
In fact we are, what's the word, it's coming to me. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
Oh, yeah. Me and Kat, we are insurmountable. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
THEY LAUGH We are! Oh, thanks lads. I'm barring you two. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:54 | |
You know what? I'd got you completely wrong, Mr Tyler Moon. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:23 | |
You've been a complete gentleman tonight. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
So now, you can have your reward. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:34 | |
I don't want one. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
No. Wait. Please. That come out wrong. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:40 | |
I didn't mean it like that, all right? | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
There ain't nothing I want more. Believe me, there ain't, | 0:27:42 | 0:27:46 | |
all right. I'm just saying there's no rush, all right. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:51 | |
Hey. Wotcha. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:26 | |
What have I done to deserve you, eh? | 0:28:28 | 0:28:31 | |
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