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14/11/2011

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Morgan, you're supposed to take this one out.

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-Snap!

-Oh! For crying out loud, this ain't good for me.

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All right.

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There we go, darling, those are yours. Stick 'em on the pack.

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Here, you don't know how to play draughts, do you?

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Thought not.

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How about playing sleeping lions?

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-Snap!

-Oh!

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DOOR BANGS

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Coffee?

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No, I'm fine.

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Poppy?

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It's all right, sweetheart. She'll get over it.

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I kissed her boyfriend.

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All right.

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So, where you going to live now then?

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I've no idea.

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All right?

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Jode? Jodie!

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-Do you want a coffee?

-No, I've got a coffee. Thank you for asking.

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So, you've gone from both to none, then?

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Yeah, cheers, Alfie - just what I need right now, ain't it?

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Bit of a mess.

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Yeah, well, it wouldn't have been if it wasn't for...

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Morning, bro!

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All right, Alf, want a coffee?

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No, I've got a coffee, thank you.

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Well, you could have made me one! Can't sleep for all this slamming.

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What brings you to this happy house?

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I promised I'd keep an eye on the pair of you after last night.

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I didn't know he fancied her! I thought I was doing him a favour.

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-Oh right. So, what are you going to do about it then?

-About what?

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The house, if it falls down with all the door slamming.

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It's not my problem if they all go mental, is it?

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Well, you know, women are weird with other women,

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it's like a delicate balance.

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You like coffee with your sugar then, do you?

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Anyway, my advice would be...

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Hang on. Your advice?

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Yes, Tyler, my advice would be to get the girls to be friends again.

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They feel safer when they're in couples -

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that's why in the pub they always go to the khazi in pairs.

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That way, Anthony can apologise and at least make some reparations

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in his attempt to woo the young Jodie. There you go, sorted.

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Look... Let me get this straight.

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You, Alfredo Moon, are giving...

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me, Tyler Moon, advice on women?

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Yes! Take it or leave it, but how many happily married men do you know?

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That's like Audley Harrison telling Muhammed Ali how to box.

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Is that right? Let me tell you something, sunshine,

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if you ever want to speak to your brother again,

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if I was you, I'd listen to Audley.

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Phil!

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-Phil!

-What?

-Come here!

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Yes?

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-It's open.

-So close it.

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Did you lock up last night?

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Yeah, I did.

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Well, I found it like this!

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Maybe Ben went out this morning?

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Go and ask him.

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-No.

-Stop avoiding him.

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Is anything missing?

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I don't think so.

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Right. Then, who cares, eh?

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Only if you're sure. I'll save you some.

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Providing Afia doesn't eat it all - it's her favourite.

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-What's wrong with Mum?

-She has a headache, needs the darkness a while longer.

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Khir isn't something you should eat every day,

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not if you wish to keep all the teeth in your head, but once in a while...

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Problem?

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You know, actually, I'm going to go to the shop,

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get Mum some Tiger Balm, so...

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Speak.

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Tam and I were wondering...er... you and his mum...

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What's going on? Do you live here?

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My intentions are honourable.

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Dad...

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I want you to have a close family around you and...

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I want to be with Zainab.

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What?

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But I can't make her.

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Dad! It's haraam.

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What is?

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For you and Zainab to marry.

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Divorce is more common these days.

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Forget divorce! You're related.

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If you marry her, Tamwar and I are being...

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Look, according to Hanafi Islam,

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if my father marries my husband's mother,

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well then, our relationship becomes incest.

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You will shame us.

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Did you tell him it would be icky?

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I didn't use those exact words.

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What's this about, Phil?

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I don't know, do I? It's just a couple of old photographs.

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-Yeah, of somebody else's kid.

-Don't start.

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Somebody is trying to tell us something.

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Well then, they should've texted, shouldn't they?

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-What?

-Look, I've got to get down the Arches - Alfie's been moaning, all right? Come on.

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No. No! Who is this?

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I haven't got a clue, you know. Somebody's on a wind up, ain't they?

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If you get wound up, then they've won, ain't they? So relax.

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And this photo, I mean, this was taken years ago - whoever this is,

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they're older than me now.

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There's no more kids, all right?

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Is he ever going to go back to school?

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Ben?

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If they're coming after you, shoot them, don't mess about.

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Double B offline, I won't be long.

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What?

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Have you been out today?

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Well, you go to school tomorrow, you hear me?

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Who are you talking to?

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Just a mate... and two girls from Leeds.

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They want me to give them sniper cover.

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Well, shoot a bad guy for me, yeah?

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Double B back online. You still there?

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Put this on. I'm selling these online, you can model.

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Nope.

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Stop being a Mary, all right? It's just some skirt.

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It's all right for you, isn't it?

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I mean, getting a woman's like flagging a taxi down on a quiet day.

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For me, Ty, it's different, innit?

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It's permanently one o'clock in the morning on New Year's Eve!

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There's hardly any taxis, yet everybody wants one.

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Get a bike.

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I like Jodie.

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Talk to her, then.

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She won't!

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-Alfie said something that might help.

-Alfie?

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That really worked with you and Whitney, didn't it?

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Yeah, I know - desperate times, though.

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Not a clue.

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Any bells?

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No, nothing ringing here. Who is it?

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I don't know. I found it. I thought it might be someone's relative

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and they might want it back.

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Well, whoever's dropped it probably don't care that much.

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-Where'd you find it?

-Pinned to the back of my flaming door.

-Eh?

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Well, he's an improvement on Phil, congratulations.

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Yeah? And what would you know about him?

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Oh, hang on.

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Ooh, yes, it's coming to me now, he's a Libra, and he's got a scar

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on his forearm, and his favourite band is Metallica...

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Really got you rattled, ain't it?

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Are you feeling better?

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Yes, much.

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I told Denise I would go in now.

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I didn't put enough sugar in the...

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It's fine.

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You know, we should talk.

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I'm a passionate man, Zainab,

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and sometimes that passion comes out in ways I don't want it to.

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For that, I'm truly sorry, but I will make everything OK.

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I love you...

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..and we should be together...

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always.

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-I brought it in for the brakes, now none of it works!

-Jay didn't touch the engine.

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It's like going to the dentist. You go there for a filling and they pull all your teeth out!

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It's like going for a filling and then your ears fall off -

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-nothing to do with the job!

-When I drove in it worked,

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and now it's deader than disco.

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All right, we'll find out what's wrong and fix it,

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-but you're paying for it.

-What?

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I've got to do cash and carry, you're killing me.

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Please.

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All right, but the customer's coming back tonight,

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so not so much as a scratch.

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You the man.

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You beauty!

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Oh, why is your... you know, whatever you call her,

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showing pictures of young men around?

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Apparently, I'm top of the list.

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If it's a list of people you've crossed,

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I don't think there'll be enough paper in the whole of Walford.

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Get back on your broom, Janine, will ya?

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Ouch!

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-She's at nursery and that's where she's staying.

-For what?

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I'm just doing what social services said.

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-Since when have you done anything you're told?

-Since now, all right?

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-Leave us alone.

-Make you feel good, does it?

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-Don't.

-Jack, please!

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Don't try to help, it's not going to take away what you did to Christian.

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I don't hear you complaining about having no roof over your head.

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I need to talk to you.

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Jodie, please don't leave like this. Wow, that's a lot of teddies.

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You must like playing the grabber machine down the sea...

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DOOR SLAMS

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..side.

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Kat, I've got to say, sweetheart, that Merc, it runs like a dream.

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-One of these days, eh?

-I can see me in it now.

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Racing green, bit of a soft top going on.

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Booster seat, puke stains.

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Sweetheart, can a man not have his dream? Yes?

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-All right, Alfie?

-All right, darling?

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Can I get a large G and T, please?

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Yeah, sure, white mice and a slice?

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Hold the ice - it'll just water it down.

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That bad, eh?

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You OK?

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-You want to talk?

-No.

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No, not about me.

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Who's that?

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That's what I want to know.

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-There you go, sweetheart. Tab?

-Please. I ain't got a clue.

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Who do you know that you think would want to wind up your cousin?

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Are you joking? Isn't it easier to just write a list of who doesn't?

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Yeah, he's quite a charmer, ain't he, that boy of mine.

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CLATTERING

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Jay?

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Jay!

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Oi!

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-What?

-You take that out the box?

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-Yeah - they're decent.

-Well, put it back!

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All right!

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And take your lunch.

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How's my favourite girl named after a charity flower doing?

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Don't be moody. Look, I want to help you.

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I'm not in the mood to be honest, Ty. Tanya sent me home

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because there's not enough work for me.

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Oh, and my best friend's a cheat!

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Right, then. I'll have me a...

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..Hollywood, that sounds good.

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Choose again.

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-Yeah?

-Yeah.

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Pedicure?

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All right, then, sit down.

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Is everything OK at home, then?

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Yes, it's excellent, excellent.

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Zainab.

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We're low on waters.

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-It tickles!

-Will you keep still?

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So, will you have a word with her?

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I don't know.

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It's just...

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me and Anthony would be gutted if we come between such a strong friendship.

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We know what it's like, we're brothers, and you two, well, you're like sisters.

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We are like sisters.

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-Like twins.

-Yeah.

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-Joined at the hip.

-Yeah.

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So you shouldn't let her go, should you? Not without making up.

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-What do you think you're doing?

-Well...

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you and Anthony didn't work out so I thought me and you could hook up.

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Nice day.

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Yes, it is.

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What way you going?

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Er...this way.

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Me too!

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I, er... I don't suppose Kim's out?

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She's in town.

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Your place is empty?

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It seems so. Allow me to make you a coffee?

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So kind.

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-All right?

-It was lovely to see you, Jane.

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Afternoon, Heather, dear.

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Are you sure? It looks a bit red.

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There's nothing there - it's the light! Back to business.

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Poppy won't listen to reason, either - we need another plan.

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Or we just face the facts,

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it's another New Year's Eve long walk home for Anthony Moon.

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-This isn't yours.

-No, it's Poppy's.

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What you doing?

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Calling you a cab, bro.

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-There's nothing wrong with it!

-I know.

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-Here you are, anyway.

-No, no, no. But it started?

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He got, like, ten feet and then it stalled - and it never came back.

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-Can I eat mine, please?

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Anyone come in this morning?

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And did you leave the Arches at any time this morning?

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I might have walked Abi to her bus.

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All right, you can put that down and get in there. I want that tank draining.

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-But we ain't supposed...

-Now!

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Poppy, it's me, I got your text!

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I'm glad you don't think I'm the worst person on Earth.

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I didn't mean to break up you and Anthony, it's just...

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something was missing and I stupidly tried to fill that gap with him,

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but it wasn't right...

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What text?

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..And your dad was Darth Vader

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and he takes his mask off and goes, "Luke, I am your father now"

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-and then he chopped my arm off...

-Have you quite finished?

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-What? It was just a dream!

-Even your dreams are geeky.

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I'm stopping you from watching any more sci-fi.

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-I'll just use a Jedi mind trick on you, then.

-Ooh!

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-Is that my dad? It is, isn't it?

-Yeah.

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Good news!

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Really?

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-I saw a different Imam from the community mosque.

-Why?

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He's helped me see, some teachings would denounce mine and Zainab's relationship,

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while other scholars would deem it's permissible.

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Since you and Tamwar got married before,

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-your actions are not un-Islamic either.

-But...

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Islam is a progressive religion, it understands there are more divorces these days.

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The pressures of modern society take their toll.

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-Dad, I...

-Divorce will always be frowned upon, but we must accept the failings of others.

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But it doesn't matter who says what - people will still talk.

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-Yes, but who will judge us?

-People!

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No, I asked you a question.

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Who will judge us?

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It's one of the first things we learn.

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Allah.

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He will be the only one to judge us.

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People talk.

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But they don't get to judge.

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I'm not trying to replace your mother...

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but Zainab...

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she makes me happy.

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Do I have my daughter's permission?

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Yeah.

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Thank you.

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-Khuda hafiz.

-Hafiz.

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-Sorry, I, er, I saw...er, whatsisface...

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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What did your dad say?

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I think it's about to get ickier.

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So...what's missing?

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It's just, you know,

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I thought us being friends might have been enough.

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Poppy, all I can say is I'm so sorry.

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You are a dear, dear friend.

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I don't know what's wrong with me.

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Oh, how cute is this?

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Aww, Darren won it for me, Margate last year.

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Oh, and this one is gorge!

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Darren again, Valentine's fair.

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Darren gave a little girl five pounds for that. She wanted ten.

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I think I'm having an epi...thingy.

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A fit?

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No, no, no, an epiphany! Like when you hear angels.

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I think I know what's missing.

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Yeah, you were right. What is that?

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You crack on, yeah?

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ENGINE STARTS

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How can one person have so much stuff?

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Ladies!

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-You two talking again, then? But you're still moving out?

-Mm.

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So the text was a good idea?

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Thank you. You know, I don't know what I'd do without my sister.

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No problem! Perhaps we should all go out, celebrate friendship?

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Oh, no! We're far too busy for that.

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Doing what?

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They're both moving out.

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Yeah - Jodie's going to find Darren...

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-And Poppy's moving back in with her mum.

-You don't have to go.

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Yeah, I know.

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But I want to.

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WHISPERS

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What about Anthony?

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I need my man.

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Will you see me out?

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Of course.

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Ah, well - worth a shot.

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Bro? Win some, lose some.

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Yeah. Oi, Audley! It's Muhammed.

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I want a word with you.

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Oh! Good shooting, Sammy. They ain't going to mess with us again!

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That didn't sound friendly.

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Well, Tyler is a young lad,

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doesn't know how the world turns just yet, does he?

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-And women, they're not an exact science.

-What did he say?

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Told me to stick my advice where the sun don't shine.

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I'm going to leave bed-hopping to the young 'uns -

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I'm getting too old for all that nonsense.

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I need to concentrate on my own relationship.

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-That's what I need to do.

-Yeah, you do that.

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Right, you lucky people, who's next?

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Right, I'll pick up the rest of my stuff

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when I've sorted everything with Darren.

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I'll keep it safe.

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We'll keep in touch, won't we?

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You try stopping me.

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You do understand?

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Yeah. For the first time in my life, I think I do.

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Look, the world is bigger than Wandsworth, Jodie.

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It's Walford, not Wandsworth.

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Oh, yeah!

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# Direct me to the floor and turn it up some more

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# I'm gonna get it on, on, on, on

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# She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh... #

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-KNOCK AT DOOR

-And pause!

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-Blimey, if I'd had a million guesses I wouldn't have thought it was going to be you.

-It's urgent, Pat.

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Right, come in.

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Morgan, get yourself some pop, darling.

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Snap.

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Yeah...

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..snap.

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