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-Hey, Myf.

-Eurig. I wasn't sure you'd come.

-I always do, don't I?

-You should be

-back at church full time.

-I'm out in the community now.

-I'm taking the church to the people.

-That's what a chaplain does.

-Everything OK at school, sweetie?

-Everything OK at school, sweetie?

-

-Dad, Gwenlli's acting weird.

-Hello, Myf.

-I'm out.

-They said

-you opened your eyes earlier.

-That's a start, isn't it?

-I don't want to rely on anyone.

-I have to fend for myself.

-That's the way it's going to be,

-isn't it?

-You brought me back for a reason.

-I'll try my best for you.

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-SOMEONE URINATES

-TOILET FLUSH

-You should put a lock on that door.

-I don't know why.

-I'm the only one who lives here.

-Sorry.

-Can you go out, please?

-I want to go to the toilet.

-Did you get out

-of the wrong side of bed today?

-Eurig, why can't I just imagine

-that we do nice things together?

-Things I'd like to do with you.

-Things I'd like to do with you.

-

-Like what?

-To tell you the truth,

-I thought we'd go back to bed.

-Alright, then.

-I'll go and make a coffee.

-Only I could have

-a domestic fantasy.

-Couldn't you have given me

-a little more imagination, God?

-What on earth did they do in there?

-Come on, Liws!

-We're going to be late again.

-OK, Mam, I'm coming!

-PHONE RINGS

-PHONE RINGS

-

-What, now?

-Yes?

-Yes, speaking.

-Yes, of course I can come in.

-What's wrong?

-Eat. Mam'll be here soon.

-Shall I pick you up

-from college tonight?

-No, I'm getting a lift back.

-No, I'm getting a lift back.

-

-With who?

-No-one you know.

-Here's a bank statement for you.

-Here's a bank statement for you.

-

-Thanks.

-And a statement for me.

-MOBILE RINGS

-Peredur. I was just on my way in.

-I thought we had

-at least one booking.

-They cancelled, then.

-Right, well...

-Is there anything else this week?

-What about the manor houses?

-I can always

-give guided tours of the gardens.

-No?

-OK, I'll phone you again tomorrow.

-OK. OK.

-Ta-ra.

-Mrs Probert's died.

-I thought she'd died years ago.

-That would've been

-a nice little funeral for us.

-Aren't you doing it?

-Aren't you doing it?

-

-No, Milton Morgan's got it.

-He'll have stolen all my business

-before I know it.

-The company's

-going down the pan, Myf.

-That's what happens when you're

-lying on your back in hospital.

-Talking of the hospital...

-..isn't it about time

-you visited me?

-I'd rather remember you as you were.

-I have to go.

-How was your first night?

-I couldn't sleep a wink.

-That's to be expected.

-Have you used this yet?

-Come on, Geth. You can start

-writing your CVs on it, now.

-You don't get to keep it otherwise.

-You don't get to keep it otherwise.

-

-OK. OK.

-A little something

-to keep you going.

-It's not a fortune, but it's better

-than a kick up the bum.

-How did it go with the vicar?

-Fine.

-She'll be a lot of help to you

-in a small place like this.

-No need for you to worry.

-Most people will be none the wiser

-about who you are.

-Pay as you go.

-My number's in there if you need me.

-Ifan?

-It means a lot

-that you believe in me.

-I know you won't let me down.

-I've been in your shoes, remember.

-Never look back, Geth, OK?

-That's my motto.

-Forward is the way to go.

-See you.

-Ta-ta, Ifan, and thank you.

-BABY SCREAMS

-Cerian? Are you OK?

-Yes. Yes, I'm fine.

-I was going to ask Terwyn

-if he'd take Liws to school.

-I'll take her, no problem.

-Is everything alright?

-On what planet do you think

-everything'll be alright for me?

-I have a business to run,

-a baby who won't stop crying...

-..and a husband who...

-I have to go,

-the hospital have called me in.

-Liwsi'll be fine with us.

-What's going on? Cerian?

-Myf?

-'Morning, Gwern.

-Would you make Liwsi some breakfast?

-What's happened?

-What's happened?

-

-She didn't say.

-They've called her in.

-You don't think...?

-They call her in every whipstitch.

-Don't worry too much.

-You're looking well.

-I haven't seen you in pink before.

-It's nice that someone's noticed.

-Llinor said I should stop dressing

-as if I was going to a funeral.

-I've agreed to go to some launch

-with the book club.

-Suits you.

-You look... different.

-What are you up to today, then?

-Brewis Castle today.

-A bit of this, a bit of that.

-You'll look for something

-more stable, won't you?

-What's more stable than a castle?

-New perfume, Gwens?

-My straighteners have broken.

-I look like shit.

-Language, please, Gwenlli.

-You look great.

-How's the FTSE Index looking?

-I'm into wine now.

-Wine?

-You're not old enough

-to buy wine, Gwern.

-Tad-cu gave them to me.

-He had some leftover stock.

-He had some leftover stock.

-

-What will you do with them?

-Keep them. Tad-cu says

-they'll be worth a fortune in time.

-Well, don't tell anyone at school

-about the wine under your bed.

-They're very nice, too.

-I had a bottle last night.

-We shouldn't be encouraging this.

-Tell your father...

-..not me.

-Sorry, I thought...

-No, no, no, it's fine.

-We're pleased to see new faces.

-I was trying to clean

-the organ pipes.

-They're covered in dust.

-I was just finishing up.

-The hoover will be going,

-but you carry on.

-Yes, yes.

-It's a handsome church, isn't it?

-300 years old.

-Have we met before?

-You look familiar.

-I've been away.

-There you are. Don't be a stranger.

-Services are held here

-every other Sunday at 10.30am.

-Bye, now.

-There's no telling

-which vicar we'll get.

-No-one beats the one

-we used to have.

-Hiya, Sioni.

-Sorry I haven't been to see you

-in a long while.

-I hope you like them.

-I've had a lot...

-..a lot of time to think.

-About everything.

-I'll sort everything out.

-OK? Everything.

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-Sorry to phone you like that...

-..but I couldn't

-get hold of the archdeacon.

-I had a shock to see him standing

-there, as if he owned the place.

-Go and sit down.

-I'll get you a glass of water.

-This place was never the same

-after what he did.

-I can't believe he's out.

-Why did he come back here?

-This is where he wants to be,

-according to him.

-Hold on. Do you know about this?

-You know I sometimes work

-at the prison, Mr Jarman.

-Yes, but...

-..that boy killed

-a young woman in cold blood.

-That was 15 years ago, Mr Jarman.

-He's still the same.

-I could see it in his eyes.

-The way he looked at me. People

-like that don't change, Vicar.

-MOBILE RINGS

-Sorry, I have to take this.

-Cerian?

-What's wrong?

-Forgive me

-for not being here before now...

-..but I couldn't face coming back.

-This is where you chose me over him.

-I can't forget that.

-I don't want to

-see him like this, but...

-..I'm not here for him.

-I'm here for her.

-Why haven't you

-been here before now?

-I've been busy.

-New job.

-They told me to call a priest.

-I thought your job

-was to stand over people like him.

-I wasn't sure if

-you wanted me standing over him...

-..after everything.

-Yes, well, when you're desperate,

-you'll try anything, believe me.

-What are they saying, now?

-What are they saying, now?

-

-They'll try other tests.

-To see if there's any change.

-And if not...

-How much longer are we going to

-pretend that he's not going to die?

-Or are we just going to leave him

-on his back forever?

-Where are you going?

-Where are you going?

-

-I have to do something, Myf, OK?

-I can't stay here and do nothing.

-I've got a son who needs feeding.

-He's my priority now.

-Pray for him.

-Please, Myf.

-Please.

-Is anyone sitting here?

-No.

-No.

-

-Is it OK if I sit here?

-You're not making this easy for me,

-are you?

-I don't own the chair.

-Sit where you like.

-So, are we still going

-to this launch together later on?

-Er, yes, if you want.

-I've got the car,

-so we can go somewhere afterwards.

-OK.

-OK.

-

-OK, everyone, settle down.

-Sorry I'm a bit late. I had to check

-that I had a book to launch tonight.

-It's hot off the press,

-so panic over. Right, then.

-How did you get on

-with this week's task?

-You were supposed to write

-a love poem for me.

-Well, not for me

-because that'd be weird!

-I can't, Eurig.

-I can't stand here

-praying for you because...

-..I don't think

-it'll do anything to help you.

-It's that plug

-that's keeping you alive...

-..not God.

-TEXT ALERT

-Give me strength.

-I need it.

-TEXT ALERT

-Can we meet today? Gethin X

-BABY SCREAMS

-Crikey, Terwyn!

-Are you alright?

-What did the hospital say?

-What did the hospital say?

-

-The same old things.

-Let me make you a cuppa.

-I've got a day off today.

-It's a long story.

-Are you OK?

-I love the tranquillity

-of this place.

-It's special, isn't it?

-It's been years

-since I've had peace.

-This is proper peace.

-It's a shame to interrupt it, but...

-..you left this

-next to the candles earlier.

-I didn't mean to upset him.

-Mr Jarman.

-Don't worry about him.

-You have every right to be here.

-I saw her for the first time here.

-Sioned.

-She always used to sit there.

-With her grandmother.

-GIRL GIGGLES

-# I hear thy welcome voice

-# That calls me, Lord, to thee

-# For cleansing

-in thy precious blood

-# That flowed on Calvary #

-Defi is not being loyal to Jim.

-I'd say the Milton Morgan company

-has bought him.

-They've been after

-Eurig's company for years.

-Where's his blinking contract?

-I've been thinking, Cerian.

-Maybe I can help you.

-You?

-You?

-

-Yes, it'd only be temporary.

-Until Eurig's...

-well, until you decide...

-..what you want to do.

-That's not the reaction

-I'd hoped to get.

-Sorry, Terwyn...

-..but, well...

-..you're Terwyn.

-What's that supposed to mean?

-You're an archaeologist.

-Bones are your thing, not bodies.

-Listen, Cerian...

-..I've been thinking a lot recently.

-Too much perhaps

-since Myf moved out.

-Eurig was my best friend, wasn't he?

-We go back a long way.

-I haven't been a very good friend

-to him over recent years.

-Part of me doesn't want to see him

-again after finding out how Myf...

-But that's not important now, is it?

-I want to make things right.

-Let me help the two of you, Cerian.

-Let me be a proper friend to him...

-..for once in my life.

-She was my teacher...

-..though she

-wasn't that much older than me.

-No-one would think twice about that

-nowadays, but back then...

-Gethin,

-you don't have to tell me this.

-I know.

-She was a believer.

-A strong believer.

-Sometimes,

-you can't help who you love.

-But you can stop yourself from

-doing something about it, can't you?

-Can I pray with you?

-Dear God...

-..help Gethin cope with his guilt...

-..his grief and his loss.

-Let us as a community

-forgive him for his actions.

-Give him strength

-to start his life anew...

-..knowing that you accept him...

-..and love him.

-Do you think

-forgiveness comes that easily, Myf?

-What?

-What's wrong?

-WOMAN GIGGLES

-Nothing.

-Nothing.

-WOMAN GIGGLES

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-Hey, it's looking good here.

-Things are slowly coming together.

-Are you ready to open, then?

-If we find the staff.

-Are you alright?

-You look a little stressed.

-I'm fine.

-Myfanwy, just in time.

-Would you help me?

-Be my hamster.

-She means guinea pig.

-Mochyn cwta, Oksana.

-It doesn't really work in Welsh.

-I don't really have any back pain.

-I don't really have any back pain.

-

-Everybody has back pain, Myfanwy.

-All of us walking around

-with tension we know nothing about.

-I will help you find it.

-I will help you find it.

-

-I just came in for a coffee.

-The machine takes time to warm up.

-You can tell a lot about someone

-by looking at their back.

-What's it telling you?

-What's it telling you?

-

-You're unhappy.

-I'm fine.

-I'm fine.

-

-You're stressed.

-I can't be stressed. My life

-is nothing like it used to be.

-There is something, though,

-some tension.

-Something you're not letting go of.

-Something you're not letting go of.

-

-I'm just worried about someone.

-Stop worrying about other people.

-Stop worrying about other people.

-

-Easier than worrying about myself.

-OK, on the table.

-No pain, no gain.

-SPEAKS NATIVE LANGUAGE

-SPEAKS NATIVE LANGUAGE

-

-As my grandmother used to say.

-Is this OK, Myfanwy?

-Great.

-When was the last time you had sex?

-When was the last time you had sex?

-

-Oksana!

-I'm just asking. Woman to woman.

-We're open about sex in my family.

-It's good to talk about it.

-Well, there's nothing to talk about.

-Sex is good for the muscles.

-And stress. It's the best medicine.

-I'll bear that in mind. Aaargh!

-I'll go and get us a drink.

-Here you go.

-Chill out, Gwenlli.

-They don't check IDs.

-Here they are, Kate and Saunders...

-..though I doubt the colour would've

-looked as good on Kate Roberts.

-Ania!

-Oh, my God, look who's here!

-All the way from London.

-I'd better go and mingle.

-Help yourselves to the wine.

-I'm not the one paying!

-She turns on me.

-You're just jealous.

-Jealous of her? I don't think so.

-I started to think

-you weren't coming.

-Oksana's been pounding my back

-for the past hour.

-I can't go anywhere in a hurry.

-I can't go anywhere in a hurry.

-

-Are you alright?

-This is the beauty of osteopathy.

-You must feel worse to feel better.

-You're not wearing that, are you?

-I'm the town chaplain.

-I thought it'd be good

-for people to know who I am.

-So that they can hog you all night.

-Happy?

-Did you finish it?

-I've started it.

-There's a lot of sex.

-I didn't think you could

-write such things in Welsh.

-I bet she had a lot of fun

-doing her research.

-Would you like to try out

-some of the things she does?

-Who am I meant to do that with?

-Who am I meant to do that with?

-

-I don't know.

-Will you start looking now that...?

-Will you start looking now that...?

-

-We're not divorced yet.

-You're going to, aren't you?

-You're going to, aren't you?

-

-I don't know.

-It's been a long time without...

-Says she, who lives like a hermit.

-I'm an artist, sweetie.

-I have an imagination.

-There are things you can do.

-Things you can buy.

-It'd do you

-the world of good to have...

-What time is it?

-We're going to be late.

-I hope there'll be wine left.

-Thank you all for coming.

-As many of you know,

-it's taken three long years...

-..to write this book.

-I've been very antisocial, stuck

-in front of a computer every night.

-I wouldn't have got through it

-without the help...

-..of Sam, my patient editor.

-And, of course,

-my partner, Rhiannon.

-Behind every strong woman

-is an even stronger woman.

-"'I've never kissed anyone

-upside down before'"...

-"..said Seth to his partner.

-"Eirianwen stared at the young man

-hanging from the ceiling.

-"His black hair was swaying

-in the air in front of her...

-"..his legs

-wrapped around the beams."

-GIGGLING

-"He walked closer. Closer still.

-"The lights went out,

-she groped his face in the dark.

-"'We can't, Seth. It's not right.'

-"But she knew he wouldn't worry

-about what was right."

-You know her, then.

-She's Gwenlli's lecturer.

-I'd forgotten. Shit.

-You'll be at the book club

-later, won't you?

-I've only read the first half.

-I've only read the first half.

-

-You've got the gist. Come on.

-I have a surprise for everyone

-tonight. Hi, Gwens.

-What are you doing here?

-What are you doing here?

-

-I forgot you'd be here.

-Hello. I'm Medyr, Gwenlli's friend.

-That's a nice name.

-That's a nice name.

-

-This is Llinor and my mother.

-Nice to meet you, Mrs Daniels.

-I'm not Mrs...

-I'm not Mrs...

-

-I want Ania to sign my book.

-I think I'll leave.

-I think I'll leave.

-

-We've only just got here.

-She wants to enjoy herself

-with Medyr. I'm cramping her style.

-I don't want to spoil her night.

-What about your night?

-What about your night?

-

-That's what being a mother's about.

-What about the book club?

-I remember what it felt like to go

-out with someone for the first time.

-The world shone, didn't it?

-Anything was possible.

-I'd have died

-if my mother had turned up.

-Love keeps us going,

-doesn't it, God?

-Love or the hope of love.

-That's what we all want, deep down.

-Llinor might be right.

-Maybe I should make plans.

-Speak to Terwyn properly.

-PRINTER CLICKS

-Crikey!

-You almost gave me a heart attack!

-I want to discuss something

-with you.

-Now?

-Yes, I've been thinking, and...

-I've been thinking, too.

-It's time for us to talk.

-Yes, it's time

-I did something about all this.

-We need to move on.

-You're right.

-We both want to help Eurig,

-don't we?

-That's why I need to do something.

-I know you'll understand.

-I know you'll understand.

-

-Help Eurig? What do you mean?

-I'm going to be Eurig.

-I'm going to

-take over the business, Myf.

-YOU DON'T LIVE WITH TERWYN ANY MORE

-This place looks very homely.

-Thanks.

-There's no sugar in this.

-There's no sugar in this.

-

-I've run out. I can put honey in it.

-Listen, Terwyn...

-..if you want my advice...

-..you have to think this through

-before you do anything.

-Being a funeral director

-is a huge responsibility.

-You wanted me

-to get a more stable job.

-I meant something in your field.

-It is in my field.

-You'll have to

-handle bodies, Terwyn.

-People who've just died.

-Do you understand that?

-The deceased can't be much worse

-than those I'm working with now.

-Terwyn, you have to deal

-with the living, too, remember.

-People whose lives

-have been shattered overnight.

-You have to talk to them

-on the worst day of their lives.

-The job requires tact and patience.

-He's taking the piss, isn't he?

-Are you saying I can't be patient?

-Myf!

-Myf! You're not really going to

-let this clown run my business!

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-Right, let me see

-what she wrote in your book.

-"To Gwenlli, be true to yourself."

-Oh, she's so pretentious!

-You're obviously a teacher's pet.

-I only got, "Best wishes, Ania."

-Thank you for bringing me home.

-Did you enjoy it?

-Yes. It's amazing going to something

-like that when you know the author.

-We'll do it again sometime.

-See you tomorrow?

-Ta-ta, Gwenlli Mair.

-Be true to yourself.

-I'll pick it up quickly.

-You can help me, show me how.

-Ah, I see what his game is now.

-He wants you back, Myf.

-There's a lot to consider,

-isn't there?

-You have to take your time.

-Listen to people, be kind.

-Oh, yes. Like Eurig, you mean?

-Yes, like Eurig.

-No, that's not what I meant.

-No, that's not what I meant.

-

-He was so perfect.

-Never did anything wrong,

-unlike me.

-It's only after you die

-that folk appreciate you.

-KNOCK ON DOOR

-KNOCK ON DOOR

-

-Who could that be now?

-Drink your cuppa.

-We need to talk properly about this.

-Sorry, Terwyn, but you

-couldn't bury a cat, sonny Jim.

-Llin?

-Change of plan. Can we hold

-the book club here? I'm a bit stuck.

-I'm in the middle of something.

-A pipe's burst in the house.

-Water everywhere.

-Don't tell me

-you're hiding a man in there.

-Terwyn.

-Terwyn.

-

-Oh, well. Better than nothing.

-Alright, Ter?

-Are you ready

-to discuss a bit of erotica with us?

-I've no other plans. Why not?

-Try that.

-It'll keep your mind sharp.

-Double shot. Don't tell your mother.

-So who's the boy with the smart car?

-That wasn't his car.

-It belongs to his parents.

-Right.

-He's in my class.

-Is he a nice lad?

-You don't seem to be so sure.

-He's lovely,

-he's a really nice lad, but...

-..I don't know.

-There's no spark there.

-Yes. How do you know?

-I was young once, you know.

-I know that's hard to believe.

-But when the right one

-comes along, you'll know.

-You won't have to question it,

-you'll just... feel it.

-You'll see.

-I bought three bottles.

-They were on special offer.

-I've brought three, too.

-I've brought three, too.

-

-That'll keep us going for an hour.

-Listen, if you really want to help

-Cerian, do it for a short period.

-Got any nibbles, Myf?

-Will you help me?

-I haven't done a funeral since...

-I haven't done a funeral since...

-

-Mr Walter's family want you.

-That's what Cerian said.

-That's what Cerian said.

-

-I'll have to check my diary.

-KNOCK ON DOOR

-KNOCK ON DOOR

-

-Crikey! I'm popular tonight.

-Put that down, Ter.

-Do you want red or white?

-Oh, Vicar. Well, this is a surprise.

-I didn't expect to see you

-in the book club.

-Is that what I'm meant to call it?

-Sorry to change plans at the last

-minute, Cas. We're ready for you.

-It's Prosecco o'clock!

-I've come from work. I'm parched.

-Hello.

-Oh, there's a man here.

-It's nice to see them sometimes

-in things like this.

-So, what are you, then?

-Gay, straight, bi,

-transsexual, intersex?

-Or are you one of those asexuals?

-Will someone tell me

-what's going on?

-We're having an Anne Summers party.

-Me and Elfie, we like to experiment.

-To try different things.

-He's very good hamster.

-She means guinea pig. Mochyn cwta.

-GIGGLING

-I don't like underwear myself.

-Personally, I think a woman's

-naked body is much more arousing...

-..but for men,

-they need to get into character.

-What happened to

-the book discussion?

-This is more fun.

-This is more fun.

-

-Very educational.

-Terwyn, would you try this on?

-I want to see if it will suit Elfie.

-Actually, I was just leaving.

-If you buy one of these, ladies,

-you won't need a man ever again.

-Believe you me.

-Are you alright?

-I'd better keep a clear head

-if I want to do this job properly.

-You're serious about it, then.

-You're serious about it, then.

-

-Yes, Myf, I am.

-I want to be of use to someone.

-OK.

-See you tomorrow.

-Goodnight, Myf.

-Looking after him

-isn't your responsibility any more.

-Take a peek at the catalogue,

-it'll do you a world of good.

-What's that?

-What's that?

-

-A present.

-How do you think I've coped

-being single for so long?

-It's odd that your pipes have burst

-when it's not even freezing.

-If Myf doesn't come to the party,

-then the party comes to Myf.

-Those are for you, Myf!

-Thanks, Vicar.

-It's been a fab night.

-I've made a profit and everything.

-Don't tell the shop,

-they don't like me moonlighting.

-I won't say a word.

-Thanks for tonight, it's been...

-Ta-ta, Vicar.

-I've enjoyed myself, Myfanwy.

-Elfie's going to be so happy

-when he sees my...

-I'm pleased

-you and Dad are so happy...

-..but I don't

-have to know everything, do I?

-Bye!

-Don't forget

-to open your parcel, OK?

-Clear off, then,

-so I can have a proper look!

-Ta-ra!

-Eurig?

-You can come out now.

-FLATLINE

-Right.

-You're not sulking, are you?

-BUZZING

-I don't think any man

-can compete with this.

-Crikey!

-What are you doing?

-There's no need to put it away.

-You're here now, aren't you?

-Am I? The last time I checked I was

-lying on my back in the hospital.

-Fighting for my life.

-Eurig, I just...

-I just want to be with you.

-Just once.

-Let's just

-forget about everything for once.

-Give in to everything just for...

-Just for once.

-That's nice.

-MOBILE RINGS

-Cerian? What's wrong?

-What, now?

-Cerian?

-Cerian?

-Eurig.

-Now, Lord,

-let your servant go...

-..in peace according to your word.

-Myf, please don't tell me

-that Terwyn's going to bury me.

-Did you know a body can still break

-wind long after a person's died?

-That's something to look forward to.

-Parents tell their kids that

-to take the edge off the divorce.

-It's complicated, OK?

-So, this is where you're hiding.

-Llinor?

-Don't tell me I'm ill again.

-You don't have to be ill to see me.

-You don't have to be ill to see me.

-

-She doesn't know what she wants.

-And your father does.

-And your father does.

-

-Dad just wants to be with her.

-That's all he's ever wanted.

-Hello, Myf.

-Hello, Myf.

-

-There are worse men out there.

-See you when I see you.

-Don't throw everything away

-if you don't have to.

-S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf.

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