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# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler | 0:00:02 | 0:00:07 | |
# If you think we're on the run? | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
# We are the boys who will stop your little game | 0:00:11 | 0:00:17 | |
# We are the boys who will make you think again | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Cos who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler | 0:00:21 | 0:00:27 | |
# If you think old England's done? | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
# Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8.21 | 0:00:31 | 0:00:36 | |
# But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun | 0:00:36 | 0:00:41 | |
# So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler | 0:00:41 | 0:00:46 | |
# If you think old England's done? # | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
Good evening, sir. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Don't sit in my chair when I'm not here, Wilson. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
Sorry, sir. I was just writing out a notice. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:08 | |
-That's neither here nor there. Don't sit at my desk. -What am I supposed to lean on? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:15 | |
Use your initiative and write on your knee. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
-Did I give you permission to sit? -Sorry, sir. -You ARE a soldier. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:27 | |
-Of course, yes. -I am an officer, and you're supposed to be an NCO. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:32 | |
-Of course. -Very well... | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
There, you see, sir. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
This was the notice I was writing. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:48 | |
"Do not lean back in this chair." | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
There was a phone message for you. The French General is coming. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
-Who says so? -The Colonel. It's here somewhere. "The visit is confirmed. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:05 | |
"A Home Guard unit is to provide a guard of honour at the Town Hall." | 0:02:05 | 0:02:10 | |
I hope they don't pick us. Don't they realise we're frontline troops? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:17 | |
Anyway, I was never very keen on the French. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
-They're very good soldiers. -Only up to a point. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:27 | |
-They're not much good after lunch. -Oh, really? | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
Wine and garlic are very debilitating. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:37 | |
All they do is chase women. "Come with me to the Casbah." | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
They are rather emotional, sir. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
They go in for sloppy kissing. They even kiss at medal ceremonies. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:52 | |
-If you were picked as guard commander, you'd get one. -A medal? | 0:02:52 | 0:02:57 | |
-No, a kiss. -I wouldn't stand for any of that sort of thing. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:02 | |
-KNOCK AT DOOR -Come in. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Captain Mainwaring, there is a lady outside who wishes an audience. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:10 | |
When I say a lady, I don't mean she's a woman, although of course she is a woman. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:19 | |
-She rejoices under the name of Lady Maltby. -What does she want? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:24 | |
She didn't give me any confidence. Lords and Ladies seldom do. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:29 | |
-When we were in the Sudan, Lord Kitchener never gave any of us any confidence. -Show her in. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:36 | |
-Fasten your collar up. -Right, sir. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:43 | |
When her Ladyship enters, leave. She'll want to deal with an officer. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:49 | |
Her Ladyship, the Lady Maltby. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
-This is indeed an honour. I'm Captain Mainwaring. -I've heard of you. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:58 | |
This is my Sergeant. He's just going. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
-Arthur, how nice to see you. -My dear Angela, you look... | 0:04:01 | 0:04:08 | |
My goodness me! You look absolutely marvellous. It really is good to see you. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:15 | |
She's certainly got confidence in Mr Wilson. They've met before. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:21 | |
I seem to know your face. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
I've been purveying meat to your establishment since his Lordship fell out with Sainsbury's. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:31 | |
Of course! You're Mr Jones. They'll be one book extra this week. My son is home on leave. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:39 | |
-I've got some nice chops. -Talk it over with the cook. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:44 | |
-I'm sure we can get our heads together. You rely on me... -Jones, that'll do, thank you. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:50 | |
Sir. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
-Arthur, it is nice to see you again. -Yes, of course it is. So Nigel's coming home. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:09 | |
-How is he? -He got married. -Did he really? Of course he did. Auntie Lettice told me. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:16 | |
-And now he's in the Blues. -Is he really? My grandfather was in the Blues. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:23 | |
-He was in the Khyber Pass... -Lady Maltby hasn't come here to talk to you. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:28 | |
Forgive us, but it's ages since Arthur and I had a chinwag. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:34 | |
-Do sit down. -Actually, I came here about my car. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:38 | |
-Yes? -I can't get any petrol for it. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
I thought somebody ought to use it towards the war effort. I'll have it back when we've won. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:48 | |
What sort of car is it? | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
Oh, just an ordinary sort of Rolls. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
Oh! | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
-Would the Home Guard or the Wardens put it to best use? -The Home Guard. | 0:05:56 | 0:06:02 | |
I'm so glad you think that. Mr Hodges is awfully common. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:07 | |
Of course, I know Mr Jones, and Arthur is such a darling. I'm sure you're very nice, too. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:14 | |
Yes. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
We'd look after it most carefully. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
My men are very reliable. They are all hand-picked. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:25 | |
Hey! They're all lined up out here waiting, and if you don't come soon, we're all off home. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:33 | |
I thought you'd like to know. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
Rough diamond, that one. Just the chap to have on your side in a scrap. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:48 | |
-What would you do with a Rolls? -It would be my staff car. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:53 | |
-But it's also shiny and Rolls-Roycey. -Camouflage it. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:59 | |
-There you are. -But wouldn't a huge, great, big Rolls-Royce look silly? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:05 | |
-How do you mean? -I suppose we could sit you on a cushion. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:10 | |
Sorry I'm late. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
-A horse went down the street, so I brought you some for your roses. -Get out! | 0:07:17 | 0:07:23 | |
Take it away! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
I'll leave it in the back. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
BUCKET CRASHES | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
A new recruit. We haven't licked him into shape. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
I'll ask Glossip to drive it round on Saturday morning. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
-That's very generous. -You've been a brick, Angie. -Pop round for a drink. -I'd love to. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:54 | |
-Ask Captain Fanshawe. -Mainwaring. I shall be delighted. Thank you. | 0:07:54 | 0:08:00 | |
-Ask Captain Mainwaring to let you off. -Delighted. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:05 | |
-See you soon. -Yes. -Goodbye. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
She's awfully sweet, don't you think? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
-I think it's pathetic. -Oh, why? Why? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
-You kowtowing to her just because she's got a title. -I wasn't kowtowing. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:23 | |
It cuts no ice with me. Tell that to your Auntie Lettice. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:28 | |
-Where is he? You've done it! -How dare you barge in here? | 0:08:28 | 0:08:34 | |
You put her off giving me that car. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:38 | |
We haven't put her off at all. It's just that we know her socially. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:43 | |
We're providing half the guard of honour for the French General. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:50 | |
-I hope you're not providing the other half. -If you're going to be there, I shall refuse to parade. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:56 | |
Just watch it and mind your step. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
If I see any light from this hall, or if you leave your bicycle without immobilising it, I'll have you. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:06 | |
-I haven't got a bicycle. -Then you'd better immobilise your crutches! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
He's the most appalling fellow. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
He's no business to be Chief Warden. The man's a greengrocer. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:23 | |
-So was Lord Maltby. -Really? In a big way, I suppose? -Yes. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:31 | |
It's not what or who you know. It's how much of it you have. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
We'll have no bolshie talk here. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
Go and fall the men in. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Yes, sir. All right, chaps, fall in. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
Three nice, tidy, little rows. Come on. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
Quick as you can. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
Squad, squad...shun. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
Stand at ease! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
I'm proud to announce that we have an addition to our battle fleet. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:09 | |
It's a Rolls-Royce staff car. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
-Can I drive it, Mr Mainwaring? -Certainly not. -Bags I first ride in it. -Be quiet, Pike. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:19 | |
A Rolls-Royce is very comfortable. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
I went to a wedding once. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
You gave the driver instructions through a speaking-tube. It wasn't my car. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:30 | |
That'll do. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
They're reliable, too, sir. Lord Kitchener had one in 1914. General French also had one. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:40 | |
When I say General French, I don't mean he's a French General. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:45 | |
General French was an English General. Some find that confusing. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:50 | |
But I wasn't talking about him. I was talking about Kitchener. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:55 | |
He was getting worried about recruiting. He thought he was going to run out of men. | 0:10:55 | 0:11:03 | |
He was getting into his Rolls, when he noticed the dashboard was all mingy. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:10 | |
He turned to his driver and said, "Why is my dashboard so mingy?" | 0:11:10 | 0:11:15 | |
"Well," said the driver, "it's this foreign mahogany. We need English wood. We need yew." | 0:11:15 | 0:11:22 | |
"That's it!" said the general. "That's the slogan. 'Your country needs YOU.' " | 0:11:22 | 0:11:30 | |
Not many people know this story. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
-Thank you, Jones. -He never ran out of men after that, sir. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:44 | |
All right! Platoon...SHUN! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
-Stand your men at ease. -Stand at ease! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
You've been selected to provide the guard for the French General. | 0:11:55 | 0:12:01 | |
An honour indeed, sir. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
You see the reward for being smart. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
-Yes, another hour's cleaning. -Take that Welshman's name. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:12 | |
-You have also been chosen because of the person who has to make the speech. -Of course. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:19 | |
-It has to be in French. -Oh! Well...I suppose I could practise. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:25 | |
-Your Sergeant speaks French. He's the obvious choice. -Not that obvious. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:32 | |
-Do you speak French? -What you might call "un petit peu". | 0:12:32 | 0:12:37 | |
-Un what? -Petit peu. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
I'm very much against these parades. They use up valuable training time. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:48 | |
I've been asked by Area to make this as smart as possible. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
-It can hardly be smart with those Wardens. -Quite right. We should provide the whole guard. | 0:12:52 | 0:13:00 | |
Yes, the presence of the Wardens will make it a bit of a shambles. I'll have a word with the Mayor. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:07 | |
-You can provide the whole guard. -Thank you. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
And Uncle Arthur will make the French speech. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
Mon General... Mon General... | 0:13:35 | 0:13:39 | |
nous autres a Walmington-on-Sea... | 0:13:39 | 0:13:44 | |
-PHONE RINGS -Nous sommes... Answer that, Frank. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:48 | |
Hello? Home Guard. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
Morning, it's Glossip here. Lady Maltby's chauffeur. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
Hello. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
I'm on my way to get the Rolls camouflaged for Captain Mainwaring and I've run out of petrol. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:05 | |
Where are you? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
At the Town Hall. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
You stay there, and we'll come and push. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:13 | |
All right, then. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:14 | |
Bye-bye. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
Captain Mainwaring's Rolls-Royce is stuck. We've got to push it. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:22 | |
-You can't push a great big thing like that. -You can. Mum's always saying you're muscular. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:29 | |
-It's enormous. -If I get petrol, could I drive it? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:34 | |
The chauffeur wouldn't let you. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
-You could make him. Commandeer it. -Don't be silly. Tell him we can't do anything. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:43 | |
-I haven't got the number. Come on. -What about Captain Mainwaring? -I've left him a note. Come on. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:51 | |
For heaven's sake. Why all the hurry? | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
Frank, come back here for a moment. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
-Uncle Arthur, it's Mr Hodges' bike. There'll be petrol in that. -Frank, that would be stealing. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:09 | |
You could commandeer it. It's only Mr Hodges'. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:14 | |
-There's a tin here. -How will you get it from there into that? -You are silly! | 0:15:14 | 0:15:21 | |
-What do you mean? -We pour it in, don't we? | 0:15:21 | 0:15:26 | |
Wilson! | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
-He's not here, sir. -I saw him go off with Pike. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:47 | |
They've left a note. "Rolls broken down by Town Hall. Gone to help." | 0:15:47 | 0:15:53 | |
I don't see what help he can give them. It should be at the paint shop. | 0:15:53 | 0:16:00 | |
-Jones, take your van and a length of rope and tow them there. -Right. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:05 | |
-Come on, Jock. -I'll come too. There might be a story. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:10 | |
-"Traffic delays vital supplies." -Have you no regard for the truth? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:15 | |
Don't insult the Press. Jones's deliveries are vital supplies. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:21 | |
That's the last drop. Can I drive it? | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
Don't be silly, Frank. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:29 | |
-Can I ride in the back? -Yes, I'm sure Glossip will drive us to the paint shop. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:38 | |
I'm glad you've come. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
-What's the matter? -The mace is dirty. And Roger can't clean it cos he's laid up. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:06 | |
-What do you expect me to do? -Sam can clean it. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
Sam, look lively! | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
This should have been done ages ago. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
Come on, lads, get the rope out. Tie it on the front, and we'll tow it round the paint shop. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:30 | |
-How much is Mainwaring paying for this camouflage job? -£8. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:36 | |
I have a spray gun at my workshop. I use it on the hearse. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
I'll do it for...£7. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
It's only brown and green paint. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
I don't think Mr Mainwaring would like that. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
We're saving money, man! Platoon funds. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:56 | |
All right, Jock. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
Jones the butcher, it's ready to go. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:02 | |
Right, you steer the other one. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
No sign of them yet, sir. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
I can't think what's happened to them. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:27 | |
I wanted to give them a parade briefing. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
Keep looking out, Godfrey. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
I'm getting rather chilled, sir. One loses heat standing around. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:40 | |
Jump up and down a bit. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
-Your hooligans have pinched my petrol. -I don't believe that. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:52 | |
Oh, yes, they have. They poured it from my bike as if it was a teapot. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:57 | |
And they left it on its side. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
-Not my men. -What's this, then? "Petrol requisitioned. F Pike." | 0:19:00 | 0:19:05 | |
The spelling's wrong. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
That proves it, then. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
You're not getting me off that parade. I'm going to appeal to the Home Secretary. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:18 | |
-We've got it, Mr Mainwaring! -Don't get so excited. -I sat in the back and waved. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:27 | |
-What are you going to do about this? -I'm going to inspect my new staff car. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:34 | |
Stop pushing! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
-Look at that. -She should have given it to me. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:55 | |
Isn't it magnificent? Look at that craftsmanship. | 0:19:55 | 0:20:00 | |
-No French car can match that. -Nor a Yankee one. -It's an awfully good staff car. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:07 | |
I bet there isn't another one like this in the British Isles. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
-What's that? -It's twins. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
HORN BEEPS REPEATEDLY | 0:20:25 | 0:20:30 | |
Look at that. He's got another one. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
Typical Mainwaring - one on and one in the wash. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:40 | |
-Where did you get this car? -Outside the Town Hall. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:47 | |
-Where did that one come from? -I'm sorry to bother you, | 0:20:47 | 0:20:52 | |
but the Town Clerk wants you. The Mayor has lost his Rolls-Royce. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:58 | |
Do you think the Mayor will be cross with Mr Mainwaring for putting paint all over his Rolls-Royce? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:14 | |
It's like this, Mr Mainwaring, I think it's been stolen. I don't know what to do about it. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:22 | |
-Have you informed the police? -No, I haven't. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:26 | |
-Quite right. -You see, I was the one who left the window open. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:31 | |
I'm responsible for not immobilising it. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:36 | |
If you don't immobilise them, you can get three months. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
'I don't want the police to get word of it.' | 0:21:40 | 0:21:45 | |
I thought, seeing how you have a lot of men, you might send them out to look for it. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:54 | |
-Yes, I might be able to help. -Thanks. Should I inform anyone else? | 0:21:54 | 0:22:01 | |
No! Leave this in my hands. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
You'll have to look sharp. We need the car for the French General. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:09 | |
It'll be there. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
-You idiot, Wilson. -I didn't touch the car. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
-You took Lady Maltby's. -With my petrol. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:20 | |
If I could get a photo of the Mayor when he sees his Rolls, | 0:22:20 | 0:22:25 | |
I could have it in every paper in the country. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:29 | |
Jock, can you spray it black again? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
-What time is it? -12 o'clock. -Three hours... I could try... | 0:22:32 | 0:22:38 | |
-Good man. -..for £10. -Park it outside the Town Hall. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:43 | |
-Nobody will be any the wiser. -They will. I'm going to split. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:48 | |
Sneak! Call me what you like. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
Unless we go on parade, I'm going to tell the Mayor. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:56 | |
He's got us by the fuzzy-wuzzies. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:01 | |
Yes. Very well, Hodges, | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
you can come on the parade. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:10 | |
General Kitchener used that saying, because them fuzzy-wuzzies have got short, curly hair. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:17 | |
What he really meant was... | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
Yes, yes, all right. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
I'm only trying to make the war a bit more cheerful. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:26 | |
I'm sorry about this, but I can't get the flashbulbs. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:42 | |
-Don't be too obtrusive. -Righto, boy. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
-Are you going to say all that? -Quite a lot of it is scratched out. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:54 | |
-I changed my mind a lot. -Keep it short, or it'll be boring. -I have to talk until the car comes. | 0:23:54 | 0:24:01 | |
-I'll take one of you and the General, like you said. -Good man. -Righto, boy. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:08 | |
-Frazer's cutting it fine. -There he is. Look! | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
By Jove. What a magnificent job. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
Here! When you bawl and shout instructions of "attention" and "present arms", we won't listen. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:28 | |
-You'll turn the parade into a shambles. -All right, I'll shout the orders for your lads. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:35 | |
-No! -Do you want the bugler to play before or during the salute? | 0:24:35 | 0:24:40 | |
-During, and then we'll sing the "Marseillaise". -Is that clear? | 0:24:40 | 0:24:45 | |
Just give me the nod, your reverence. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
-He's coming. -Places, everybody. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
-Everything all right, Frazer? -One thing... -Tell me later. -It's as well you listen... | 0:24:52 | 0:24:59 | |
He's coming. Fall in. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
Did everything go all right? | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
Fine, except I couldn't get any quick-drying paint. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
< Is it tacky? Not tacky... | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
Good. Just plain wet. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
Atten-SHUN! | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
Wardens, SHUN! | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
Shut up! | 0:25:26 | 0:25:27 | |
- I didn't give the nod. - It was his fault. Wait... | 0:25:27 | 0:25:33 | |
-Number 1 Platoon, B Company... -Not the Wardens! -..slope ARMS! | 0:25:34 | 0:25:39 | |
Present ARMS! | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
Wardens, present PUMPS! | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
Now, Mr Yeatman. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:57 | |
-That's Come To The Cookhouse Door. -He doesn't know The Last Post. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:06 | |
CHOIR SINGS "LA MARSEILLAISE" | 0:26:07 | 0:26:14 | |
-Look at him, the man's blubbing. -It's very sad, Mr Mainwaring. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:23 | |
-Is that all? -There wasn't time to learn the rest. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
They're only little boys, you know. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:35 | |
-Number 1 Platoon, B Company... -Not the Wardens. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
..slope ARMS! | 0:26:41 | 0:26:45 | |
Wardens...present PUMPS! | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
Wilson... WILSON... | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
Mon cher General, nous autres a Walmington-on-Sea... | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
-What's he saying? -The usual rubbish. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:06 | |
You've got to hand it to him. Mum says he can do anything once he's got the urge. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:15 | |
..et victorieux dans votre France bien aimee. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:21 | |
Mes amis, mes chers camarades d'armes, | 0:27:25 | 0:27:30 | |
je ne puis pas parler. Mon coeur deborde. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:34 | |
Mais merci. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
Here! Don't I get a kiss? | 0:27:55 | 0:27:58 | |
Oui, pardon. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 |