The Season to be Jolly Doctors


The Season to be Jolly

Medical drama. Christmas comes early at the Hollins house, but a surprise guest threatens to ruin Karen's plans for the perfect day. Daniel goes into hiding.


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All packed and ready to go?

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You're mad, going at this time of year.

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It'll be brill. Who else goes interrailing at Christmas?

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Nobody else is that stupid.

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-You're jealous.

-Yeah, right.

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What will you do on Christmas Day?

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Anything I like for a change.

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No, actually, I suppose you won't be under orders to enjoy yourself.

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I can be as miserable as I like.

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-Yeah, well, you won't be as miserable as we are.

-What?

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After all these years, you two don't enjoy the traditional Hollins family Christmas?

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What's not to enjoy? The stress, the rows...

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-The dry turkey.

-Inappropriate presents, bad films.

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-The boredom.

-The endless games of Monopoly.

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-The tree falling over on me.

-Aunt Ag being a total...

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Mum bursting into tears.

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Actually, Jack, I think you've convinced me.

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I'm going to come with you.

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PAN RATTLES

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All right, love?

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I would like everybody round this table, at one o'clock exactly.

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OK?

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What for?

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You'll find out.

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-I was going fishing.

-I was going back to bed.

-I don't care.

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One o'clock. Here.

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I've got to get to work.

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What was all that about?

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Well, you know your mother...

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it'll be something totally barking.

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-Roll on tomorrow.

-I'm still going back to bed.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello?

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Oh, hiya! You all right?

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Today?

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Oh, well, the thing is...

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No, no, that's no problem.

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Be nice to see you.

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Are you sure you're up to it?

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Yes, but I don't stand a chance if I can't get the afternoon off.

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It is a very busy time.

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Yeah, it's heaving(!)

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I know I'm asking a lot but Jack goes away tomorrow.

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No, it's fine. Family comes first. You can leave at 12.

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Yay! Thank you.

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But don't put yourself under any pressure, OK? Just enjoy it.

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Far greater women than you have tried and failed.

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There is no shame in it at all.

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Well, not this time. It's perfection or bust!

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-What do you think?

-Bust.

-Absolutely.

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I heard that!

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Miss Faisal, I won't keep you a moment.

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Karen, if Zara calls can you tell her I'm snowed under?

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You haven't told her about the house.

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I'm surprising her.

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What's the strategy?

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I'm going to tell her straight, she'll laugh and...

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-That won't work, will it?

-No.

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OK, I've still got a day to sort it. She's back tomorrow, so...

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# Just hear those sleigh bells jinglin'

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# Ring ting a' tinglin' too

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# Ring-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-dong-ding

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# Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you

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# Ring-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-dong-ding

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# Outside the snow is falling and friends are a-calling

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# "Yoo-hoo"

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# Ring-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-dong-ding

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# Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you... #

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Daniel?

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-DOORBELL RINGS

-Daniel!

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Oh, come on, I'm bursting!

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Finally.

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Ah, who the hell are you?!

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Karen, I need you.

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I'm flattered, obviously, but...

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Zara's back - she went to the house, met the tenant, sent me a text.

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-Oh, bad.

-Yeah, look.

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Oh, blimey, that needs an 18 certificate!

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She's coming here. What am I going to do?

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Why are you asking me?

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-Well, cos you have a certain grace under pressure.

-Do I?

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-Yeah, look what you've been through this year.

-I'd rather not.

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It's funny you should say that

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cos I'm planning a big thing this afternoon.

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OK, Karen, and back to me.

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OK? Zara - coming here - pair of pliers - my manhood.

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Sorry. Well...er...

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Talk it through, work the problem.

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OK. Yeah, yeah, I suppose...

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with a bit more time, I could've talked her round,

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broken it to her gently, you know me.

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-You're a very charming man.

-Exactly.

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I could've convinced her to move to that house,

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but now Jimmi's move's fallen through, we're all spending Christmas together.

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Ooh! Cherry's never been Zara's favourite person, has she?

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Yeah, that's a huge understatement.

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She's heavily pregnant, very hormonal,

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which makes her very moody.

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She's not moody normally, is she?

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As far as I can see, you've only got one option.

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-Which is?

-Run.

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Aah!

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Granger!

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Where is he?

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-Daniel?

-No, the Pope! Of course Daniel!

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-Oh, you just missed him. He's... he's on a house call.

-How convenient!

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You knew about this, didn't you?

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Oop!

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# Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock

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# Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring

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# Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun

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# Now the jingle hop has begun

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# Jingle bell, jingle bell... #

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Where the hell is Daniel Granger?

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You know where he is. He's running away from me.

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Do you know what's happened to my house? It's full of naked men!

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Where is he? Is he under his desk? Has he got a woman with him?

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Has he sold my house? I'm pregnant!

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# What a bright time

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# It's the right time... #

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You must know where he is! You are his mate.

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Where is Daniel Granger? Is he in his office, room?

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You seen him, is he under his desk?

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Has he got a woman, has he moved out of the...

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Jimmi.

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# Giddy-up, jingle horse

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# Pick up your feet... #

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-HE INHALES DEEPLY

-What are you doing?

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Zara's on the warpath.

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She came back early and found a stranger in her house wearing nothing but a towel and a frown.

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Mrs Hollins.

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Arthur.

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Long time.

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To what do I owe the displeasure?

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Aw, don't be like that!

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I was hoping that you might be able to help me.

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Let me stop you there, Mrs Hollins. Surely you're forgetting something.

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The Cumberland sausage incident.

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Oh, that!

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There were words spoken.

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Words which suggested to me - and to any innocent bystander -

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that you would no longer be frequenting my shop.

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I thought you were just messing about.

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I believe my phrase was, "Until hell freezes over!"

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Cold day in hell today, is it?

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Can't we put all that behind us, let bygones be bygones,

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especially at this time of year?

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You want a turkey then?

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Not just any old turkey, Arthur.

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I want what only you can provide.

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Organic.

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Hand-reared, locally produced, lovingly prepared.

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I want...the best turkey in Letherbridge.

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Sorry, can't help you.

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What?

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What makes you think I can provide such a bird at short notice?

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You run a butchers, Arthur.

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For discerning and sensitive clientele.

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They come to me in spring and place their orders.

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They know their turkey's name.

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They visit it on the farm.

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I don't have time to...

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Then you have to make time.

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I understand supermarkets stock turkeys.

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Perhaps you should try one of them.

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I'm prepared to pay.

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Over the odds.

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Are you attempting to bribe me, Mrs Hollins?

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Yeah.

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I see.

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In that case... I might be able to help you.

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Oh! SHE LAUGHS

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Erm...I said a turkey, not a beach ball!

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Do you want it or not?

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How much?

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Since it's you...£100.

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-RATTLING

-(She's here!)

-(Did you lock it?)

-(Think so.)

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Going somewhere?

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SHE HUMS JINGLE BELLS

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RADIO PLAYS IN BACKGROUND

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What's going on?

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-Who's that turkey for?

-Us.

-What?

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Happy Christmas, everybody!

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It's not till next week, love.

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No, it's today!

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What you on about, Mum?

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There's no way we're not going to have Christmas together.

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-With him going away tomorrow, it's got to be today.

-You're not serious?

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I am! I've got all the shopping,

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I've bought presents,

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I got a tree, I risked my life and pension to get this turkey.

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-Karen, there's something I need to tell you.

-Aw, not now.

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Rob - tree, Immie - decorations, Jack - wrapping.

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Meanwhile, I am going to rustle up the perfect Christmas dinner.

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Nigella eat your heart out!

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-This is nuts!

-I know!

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It's a good idea, love, but...

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Aw, no buts!

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See, if we don't do this now,

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it could be the last Christmas we spend together.

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So, this isn't going to be a typical Hollins Christmas.

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This is going to be... the perfect Christmas! Got it?

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Got it.

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BANGING AT DOOR Get on with it!

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-No, who's that now?!

-I think I might know.

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If that's Brian, you're going to have to tell him to shove off!

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Oh, Auntie Ag!

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-Hello!

-Karen. Are you all right? You look tired.

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No, I'm fine. What you doing here?

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I couldn't let my favourite boy go travelling

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without seeing him now, could I?

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I did ring.

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I did try and tell you but...

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Oh, well, not that it's not lovely to see you, but we're having...

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Oh, I'm imposing. I am sorry.

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No, no, no, it's just that...

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But I have travelled a long way

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and the trains were murder!

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It's all right, though. I'll go. There's one back in four hours.

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-I'll wait at the station.

-No, no, no, you're always welcome.

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Do come in.

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-Only if you're sure?

-Absolutely.

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Lovely.

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Oh, you in the middle of cleaning?

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-No, why?

-Place looks like a bomb's hit it.

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We don't really know anything.

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Don't give me that. You two are always thick as thieves.

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-Not this time.

-Why don't you talk to Daniel?

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I can't find him!

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Where has he moved my stuff?

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I don't know.

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He hasn't said anything?

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Well, not in so many words.

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He's probably found somewhere really nice,

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you know, for the baby and everything.

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Probably or definitely?

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Er definitely, probably...

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found somewhere as a surprise.

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Maybe.

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So this is the surprise?!

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Oh, how lovely(!)

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-I didn't want to give it away.

-You just gave it away.

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It's his place to tell her.

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So, now that I know that you obviously do know something,

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you might as well just tell me.

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Well, we would if we could.

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I'm not asking you, airhead. I'm asking him.

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He's bought you a house as a surprise, OK? Yeah, you happy now?

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Which house? Where? Tell me!

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-We don't know!

-Our house!

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He's bought our house.

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Your house?

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Sort of, yeah.

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Surprise!

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Your house!

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-ZARA LAUGHS

-OK.

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OK, right!

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Fine!

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I was always really happy there.

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Oh, good, good.

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Good, good, good, good!

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Because unfortunately,

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I...I could never be happy in that house, because...

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..because I hate that house!

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That horrible, ugly, squat, parochial,

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suburban, wood-panelled monstrosity of a house!

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It's not that bad!

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It's hideous!

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And he wants me to live there?! Our family? My baby?!

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You can always strip off the panelling.

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I am going to strip out his brains!

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The big, fat, stupid...

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Oh!

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Well, that wasn't too bad.

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She just fainted!

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Go and get Daniel. This is his mess.

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I always liked the wood panelling.

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# Christmas

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# The snow's coming down

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# Christmas

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# I'm watching it fall

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# Christmas

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# All the people around... #

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Is that a modern colour to celebrate Christmas?

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No, but it matches my mood.

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Right, there we go. Finished.

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Tree's too big for this room. It always has been a bit pokey.

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Done it.

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Aw, they look lovely, Jack!

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Come and sit by me and tell me about your trip.

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-Oh, you've got tape in your hair!

-Have I?

-Oh, good, I need that.

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Ow! What you doing?!

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-Just smartening you up.

-Imogen, leave him be.

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He's had enough to cope with lately without you harassing him.

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-Harassing him?!

-Yeah.

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Turkey's in the oven, veg is sliced, the wine is chilling,

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and here are some delicious nibbles to serve as an appetiser.

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-Oh, thanks, love. Brilliant.

-What do you think?

-Mmm. Very good.

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It is hard to get the seasoning just right, isn't it?

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I'll leave it, if it's all the same.

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The tree looks lovely, doesn't it?

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It'd look great in Trafalgar Square maybe,

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not in a pokey, little back room in Letherbridge.

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How long will the turkey be?

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A couple of hours.

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It's too big to get in the oven, I had to cut it up.

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Oh, dear. No wonder you're sweaty, love.

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Or is it a hot flush?

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The oven's hot!

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Dry as the Sahara again!

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Never mind, I'm sure it'll be lovely with a slice of your famous gravy.

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Right OK, OK. What DVD shall we watch?

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I've got The King's Speech.

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Oh no, come on. Inception.

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What's that about?

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It's about this gang of people that go into other people's dreams.

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-They're like thieves...

-I think you've had enough thieving for one year, don't you?

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If you can't say anything nice...! SMOKE ALARM BLEEPS

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Oooh, never rains but it pours.

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Mind me sherry, love!

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What?! No!

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BLEEPING CONTINUES

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Oh, Karen, you've got it on Grill!

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THEY COUGH

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ALARM CUTS OUT

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Bit late to baste it now, then?

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Never mind, it's an easy mistake.

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It isn't easy to get Christmas Day just right, is it?

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That said, me and your mother always managed it, didn't we, Robert?

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Maybe it wasn't a good idea doing all this at such short notice.

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Oh, shut up!

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Do you think I'm going to be beaten by a dried up, old bird?

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(Ssh, she'll hear you!)

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You three get in there, shove some salty nibbles down her fat neck,

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play some games and enjoy yourselves!

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-Give me your wallet.

-What are you going to do?

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-Get another turkey.

-How much is this going to cost?!

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You don't want to know. Excuse me.

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Charades?

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Have you taken her blood pressure? And the baby?

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The baby's fine.

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Mind your backs.

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-Oh, what happened?

-You fainted. How are you feeling?

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-Zara, give me your arm.

-Get away from me, you treacherous harpy!

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Well, she's better then(!)

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I just feel a bit...light-headed.

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Yeah, you've been out for a while. You gave us quite a scare.

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Oh, it's you. What the hell is going on?

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You fainted, babe.

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My house!

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Ah, that.

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Yeah, that!

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-I can explain.

-You'd better, cos Princess Punchface

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and Mr Letherbridge Has Got Talent here,

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tell me you've acquired their atrocious abode!

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Yeah, about that...

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Is it any wonder that I am feeling a bit...a bit...

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Oh, em...

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I think she's taking it really well.

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I knew that bird's name, Mrs Hollins.

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Did you?

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-Doris.

-Oh, that's a lovely name!

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My mother's and you burnt it!

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Erm, I don't suppose there's any chance...

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No.

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This...this is an emergency.

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I don't care if it's World War Three!

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Erm...

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I could make it worth your while.

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I beg your pardon?

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I'm a woman. You're a butcher.

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We could come to an understanding.

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I've had some offers in my time.

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Arthur, please!

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You don't know what kind of a year I've had.

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My son was attacked by that killer and he was left for dead.

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My daughter...

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Well, it's just been really tough!

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I don't need the violins.

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I am a butcher.

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But I'm also human.

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I'll let you have Doris's sister, Mabel.

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Ah!

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Oh, you are a wonderful man!

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That'll be £120.

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Three fingers.

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You're not very good at this.

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Three syllables.

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Pull your skirt down.

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-Skirt?

-Do something else.

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PHONE RINGS

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# It's time for mistletoe and holly

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# Fancy ties and granny's pies... #

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How's it going?

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I've got another one and I'm on me way back.

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How's it going there?

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Two sherries away from all-out war. How long will you be?

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-Three syllables.

-Ten minutes. Get the oven back on.

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It doesn't matter if we just have supermarket sausages again.

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No way!

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I mean, we've had a few setbacks

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but nothing else could possibly go wrong.

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OK, see you soon, bye.

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Saturday Night Fever?

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The Borrowers.

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# As they whisper

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# Merry Christmas to you. #

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And you're back in the room.

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What's going on?

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I'm going to kill you, that's what.

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-No, why do you keep fainting?

-Have you seen the time?

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Not now, Jim.

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-We haven't had any lunch.

-Oh, well, boohoo(!)

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I'm just saying, when was the last time you ate something, Zara?

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I had a muffin this morning. Not that it's any of your business.

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OK, Kevin, do us a favour and get Zara a sandwich, please.

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-Of course. Any preference?

-Anything but turkey.

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Oh, come on, it's Christmas.

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Give me a turkey sandwich and I will feed you your own giblets.

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OK, OK.

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-How can you be so stupid?

-How can I...?

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-You can't miss a meal at this stage in the pregnancy.

-I've had a lot on my mind today!

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You can't let your blood sugar levels get low at this stage cos...

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It's not good for the baby.

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Has everyone forgotten I'm a fully qualified GP?!

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My baby and I would be fine

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if it wasn't for the fact that we're under all this undue stress!

0:19:300:19:33

-Fair point.

-Now then. You. You've screwed things up.

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I should expect that by now. Par for the course.

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The question is - what are you going to do about it?

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-Do?

-Yes. How are you going to stop us having to live in the pine-panelled coffin?!

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It's solid oak!

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The thing is, you can't get out of it now.

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Right, Daniel?

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What?

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Erm...she's right.

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The house is yours.

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I'm sorry but Freya only had turkey and I just thought that you'd...

0:20:020:20:05

Right, that is it. Everybody out!

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Right now! Not so fast, lover boy! And, you, give me that sandwich!

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Mabel?

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I lost her.

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How d'you mean, "You lost her?"

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Let's just say she made a break for freedom.

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I see! In that case there's no further business to be conducted.

0:20:250:20:30

Arthur.

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Mrs Hollins?

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Could I have a couple of pounds of sausages?

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-Turkey?

-No, thanks. Gone off turkey.

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Any chance of any Cumberlands?

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Did I hear that right?

0:20:410:20:43

Oh, no.

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You want some of my Cumberlands?

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Please.

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My award-winning, organic, handmade Cumberlands

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that you loudly referred to in front of a packed shop as being,

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"A bit veiny?"

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I was only joking.

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I lost over half my custom, thanks to you.

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And for your information, they are not veins.

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They are herbs!

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(Oh!)

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So, can I have any then?

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-I could seriously murder you.

-I know.

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But...

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..I can see that you were acting with the best of intentions.

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So, do you forgive me?

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After some heavy duty crawling...

0:21:310:21:34

..maybe.

0:21:360:21:37

But I'm never going to forgive the poisoned dwarf and cupboard boy.

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It's not their fault.

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They know how much I hate that house

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and how much I would loathe living there

0:21:460:21:48

and yet they still let you go ahead with it to feather their own nests.

0:21:480:21:51

Eat your sandwich.

0:21:510:21:53

-Is that you, love?

-Hiya.

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Where's the turkey?

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Oh, erm, I got supermarket sausages. Family tradition.

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I expect you'll burn them, as well, in the traditional way.

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Absolutely useless.

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No wonder Jack doesn't want to spend the day with you.

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-Right, that's it!

-Karen.

-I've had it up to here with her.

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Me? What have I done?

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Well, that's just it.

0:22:340:22:36

Nothing but make backhanded comments about me and my family.

0:22:360:22:40

If you don't like the way I run this house, get out!

0:22:400:22:42

-Are you going to let her speak to me like that?

-It's been a very stressful day.

0:22:420:22:46

Yes, it has. All because of her. And now, you're taking her side. Again!

0:22:460:22:51

Of course he's taking my side.

0:22:510:22:53

-Why wouldn't he? At least I don't shout and scream at him all the time.

-Shut up!

0:22:530:22:57

I've never been spoken to like that in my life.

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Auntie Ag, it's OK. She's just tired.

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I'm not tired! I just wanted it to be perfect.

0:23:030:23:06

But all you lot have done is bitch and moan and grumble.

0:23:060:23:09

-I made paper chains!

-Black ones!

0:23:090:23:11

-And I wrapped the presents.

-Because I asked you to.

0:23:110:23:14

Other than that, you've just been your usual useless selves.

0:23:140:23:19

It's Christmas. I thought we're supposed to be miserable?

0:23:190:23:22

Not this year. I wanted us to be happy.

0:23:220:23:24

Bit of a tall order, that, isn't it, love?

0:23:240:23:26

Well, it wasn't until she turned up.

0:23:260:23:29

Want to say something about that?

0:23:290:23:31

Auntie Ag? Auntie Ag?

0:23:320:23:35

Oh, that's just like you.

0:23:350:23:38

Make me feel guilty by dying on Christmas Day.

0:23:380:23:41

JACK AND IMOGEN: She hasn't, has she?

0:23:410:23:43

No. She's just passed out, unfortunately.

0:23:430:23:47

Karen.

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I'm going to lie down.

0:23:510:23:54

Couldn't you get Cumberlands?

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They are not veins! They are herbs!

0:24:070:24:11

And, no, I haven't got any more turkeys!

0:24:110:24:13

Now, get out of my shop!

0:24:130:24:15

It's gone really quiet.

0:24:210:24:22

Hi, love. Dinner will be served in two minutes.

0:24:290:24:33

Are you feeling better?

0:24:340:24:36

Have a seat. I'll lay the table.

0:24:380:24:41

Immie, I think your mum needs a glass of bubbles.

0:24:410:24:43

-Yes, please.

-Right.

0:24:430:24:45

And then, it is present time.

0:24:470:24:49

ALL: Yay!

0:24:490:24:51

Oh, that's fantastic.

0:24:540:24:55

Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much.

0:24:580:25:00

-Oh, thank you. That is brilliant.

-Come on, your turn.

0:25:030:25:06

I'm hardly going to buy myself something, am I?

0:25:060:25:09

Ah, that's a shame. No matter.

0:25:090:25:13

So, it's just as well that I...

0:25:130:25:15

..planned ahead.

0:25:160:25:18

Oh, Rob. Oh.

0:25:190:25:22

Oh, wow.

0:25:240:25:26

Thank you so much.

0:25:260:25:28

You deserve it.

0:25:280:25:30

Oh, I do feel awful.

0:25:330:25:34

I think it was the salt in the canapes.

0:25:360:25:38

-That or a bottle of sherry.

-A bit of grub should sort you out.

0:25:380:25:42

But before I dish up - have you got anything to say to Karen?

0:25:420:25:47

-Like what?

-Like something nice.

0:25:470:25:51

Don't strain yourself, Ag. There's always next year.

0:25:550:26:00

If I didn't have to work with them every single day,

0:26:020:26:06

I wouldn't care if I never set eyes on either of them ever again.

0:26:060:26:10

Ah.

0:26:110:26:13

What's that supposed to mean?

0:26:140:26:16

Well, there is one tiny detail that I haven't told you.

0:26:160:26:22

-Which is?

-Which is, erm...

0:26:220:26:26

-You see, well, it's like this...

-Oh, come on, out with it.

0:26:260:26:31

What could be worse than spending Christmas in the flatpacked house?

0:26:310:26:34

Well, erm...

0:26:360:26:38

OK, so their chain has fallen through, OK?

0:26:390:26:41

So, in the spirit of Christmas,

0:26:410:26:43

-Jimmi and I thought it would be best if the four of us stay together.

-What?

0:26:430:26:48

Just until New Year.

0:26:480:26:49

It'll be fun.

0:26:490:26:50

SHE SCREAMS

0:26:500:26:56

En garde!

0:26:590:27:01

Actually, Mrs Tembe, there's something I want you to do for me.

0:27:010:27:05

What about you, Miss Parsons?

0:27:050:27:07

Looking forward to a proper Christmas?

0:27:070:27:10

-Well, since you've asked, actu...

-Oh, sorry. Got to go.

0:27:100:27:14

You see, where I went wrong this morning

0:27:140:27:17

is that I didn't have the right tools for the job.

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Christmas has come early at the Hollins house, but a surprise guest threatens to ruin Karen's plans for the perfect day. Daniel goes into hiding when Zara returns early, only to find a stranger living in her house.


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