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Good morning. I'm Doctor Zafir, the consultant paediatrician.

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What happened to Doctor Shah?

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I'm the day shift.

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Of course. Sorry, we're both tired.

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Of course.

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Now, let's have a look at you, young man.

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Have you spoken to Daniel?

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Still can't get through. What if...

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The baby's still alive.

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That's all the receptionist could tell us but least it's something.

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I can't imagine what they're going through.

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Hmm.

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Kind of puts all the wedding nerves into perspective.

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Do you want to still go through with it today?

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I mean, no-one would be surprised if we put it back.

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Do you want to put it back?

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No, I think Daniel would want us to carry on.

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Yeah. I know Zara would want us to, "Get the darn thing over with."

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THEY SNIGGER

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Well, better get on with it then. Oh, what about your dress?

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Don't worry, my dress will be fine.

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Now, are you going to be able to find a best man in time?

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Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about that.

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It's encouraging that he survived his first night.

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-Yeah, that's what I've been saying.

-But?

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I know you're both doctors,

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so you wouldn't thank me for sugar-coating it.

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-I don't know about that.

-How bad is he?

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It's hard to say at this stage.

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I am concerned there might be some respiratory distress

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and he's struggling to feed and so has a nasogastric tube in place.

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But apart from breathing and eating, he's just fine?

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We'll run some tests and then we should have a clearer picture later today.

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I'm afraid that's all I can tell you at the moment.

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We understand. Thank you.

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CLATTERING

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Here she is!

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# Here comes the bride All dressed in white! #

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Did the stain-remover do the trick?

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It's all right, it's all going to be fine.

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I've got tons of dresses to choose from.

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You know what she's really saying, don't you?

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We're in good hands. We should trust them.

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Meanwhile we have to sit here and wait to see if he dies or not.

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What's the good of being a doctor?

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I'm guessing there's a reason neither of us went into paediatrics.

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-Hell, no. I'd have been awful. Can you imagine?

-Hmm.

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Just wish there was SOMETHING we could do.

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There is something you could do.

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Better than just sitting here.

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And you should keep your supply up, just in case.

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Just in case?

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What? In case he survives?!

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-Zara...

-No, Daniel, you tell me.

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If you had to place a bet on his chances, what would you reckon? 50-50?

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More? Less?

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Hey, guys, sorry, hope you don't mind. I tried to call.

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Aren't you supposed to be doing something today?

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-Nothing that can't wait.

-Don't worry, he's not dead yet.

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-They've taken him away for some tests.

-Well, can I get you both a coffee?

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Good idea. Why don't we all go? Get some fresh air.

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I'd rather stay here.

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Just in case.

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-Erm, we'll stay.

-No, go on, you go.

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It'll give me a chance to sample the delights

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of the double-action suction pump.

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I just hope he's not wasting my time.

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-I'm really sorry to let you down, mate.

-It's not a problem.

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Franklyn's been desperate to be best man anyway.

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Man, he'll be great.

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Long as he stays sober!

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Yeah, I'm not worried about Franklyn.

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How've you been coping?

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Fine. Yeah, my bit was over nine months ago. Well, eight.

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Zara and the baby...

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have gone through hell.

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No-one expects you to be fine, Daniel.

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I never had this time with Isabelle. I had no idea how it felt.

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This...tiny life.

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If I could take away his suffering, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

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Well, if he's anything like his parents, he'll be a fighter.

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He'll pull through.

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I couldn't take my eyes off him, all night.

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Have you thought about any names for him yet?

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No...

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we'll...let everyone know as soon as we decide.

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As soon as there's any news.

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Well, call me. I mean it.

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Good luck.

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Yeah, you too.

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You can't get married in just any old thing, Cherry, it's your wedding day.

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-There's loads of nice ones in here.

-Ugh, and some really grim ones.

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Look, this one, it's kind of, like, off white.

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Look, there's a little bit of lace.

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It's an undergarment! You can't go getting married in your smalls.

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I will if I have to. Will you be a bit more constructive, please, Mum?

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I know you'll pooh-pooh the idea, but...

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you're welcome to get married in my wedding dress.

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Ah, thank you, that's really kind of you...

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It's a little bit...'80s.

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-Oh, is it that bad?

-Total meringue.

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Suit yourself. I thought it was, "just a dress".

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You looked lovely in it, Mum, you know that you did, but...

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It's just a shame you didn't get married in a more stylish era.

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I've got it!

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-What?

-Malcolm!

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Malcolm!

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Look, don't beat yourself up, OK?

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Read somewhere that it can take a while to get the hang of it.

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-The hang of what?

-The pump.

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I've done it already and gave it to the nurse.

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Thank you for your faith in me.

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I wasn't...

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-I just read somewhere it can be difficult.

-It was.

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It was difficult and ridiculous

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and I managed to make all of two ounces.

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That's great.

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It will be.

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Jimmi was asking about names.

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We can't even possibly begin to think about that yet.

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-That's what I told him.

-What are you asking me for then?

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Sorry.

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This is all my fault.

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I should've taken more care.

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Those stupid shoes.

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-This hasn't got anything to do with high heels.

-You don't know that.

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The other day I fell over.

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Could have been that, couldn't it?

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Shouldn't think so. Why didn't you tell me?

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I thought it was nothing.

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I checked the heartbeat.

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Everything was OK.

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It's not your fault, OK? It's nobody's fault.

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What do you think?

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Your nanna would be SO proud.

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Kate Middleton, eat your heart out!

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Listen, man, thanks for stepping in. It means a lot.

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You don't think she's had an accident, do you?

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Nothing fatal, I mean, like, a bump or something.

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What are you going to do about the speeches?

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-There's going to be time after the photographs, but...

-How long have I known you, Jimmi?

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It's all in here already.

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Nothing too racy though?

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Chill out, mate. It's going to be lush.

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You're not getting drunk already?

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-It's just a nip, steel the nerves. Do you want some?

-No.

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-Hm?

-No. No.

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-Excuse me, the bride's arrived.

-Thank you.

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What's the matter, love?

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I just want to remember this moment.

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You will.

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Even when I've wanted to murder your mother,

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I still remember...that moment.

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Seriously, Cherry, there will be times when you hate each other's guts...

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but it doesn't mean you don't love them more than anything else in the world.

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Apart from your kids.

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Thank you, Daddy.

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You ready?

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Yeah.

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Please stand for the bride.

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OK.

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# Grow old along with me... #

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CONGREGATION GASPS

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# The best is yet to be

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# When our time has come... #

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'She looks gorgeous!'

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# We will be as one

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# God bless our love

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# God bless our love

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# Grow old... #

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Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Deborah,

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I'm the superintendant registrar and with me is Joanna the registrar.

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On behalf of Jimmi and Cherry, I'd like to welcome you all here today

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to share with them in this wedding ceremony.

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Jimmi, please repeat after me, "I do solemnly declare..."

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"I do solemnly declare..."

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-"That I know not..."

-"That I know not..."

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-"Of any lawful impediment..."

-"Of any lawful impediment..."

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-"Why I, Jimmi Clay..."

-"Why I, Jimmi Clay..."

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"May not be joined in matrimony to Cherry Malone."

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"May not be joined in matrimony to Cherry Malone."

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Cherry, please repeat after me, "I do solemnly declare..."

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"I do solemnly declare..."

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-"That I know not..."

-"That I know not..."

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-"Of any lawful impediment..."

-"Of any lawful impediment..."

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-"Why I, Cherry Malone..."

-"Why I, Cherry Malone..."

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"May not be joined in matrimony to Jimmi Clay."

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"May not be joined in matrimony to Jimmi Clay."

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Can we now have the rings?

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THEY LAUGH

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# Grow old along with me

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# Whatever fate decrees... #

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It gives me great pleasure to declare that you are now husband and wife.

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You may now kiss the bride.

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CONGREGATION CHEER AND APPLAUD

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# God bless our love

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# God bless our love

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# God bless our love

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# God bless our love. #

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PHONE BEEPS

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It's Joe.

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I texted him before. He'll be worried, I should...

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-Answer it then!

-Yeah, OK.

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Outside.

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Yeah.

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DOOR OPENING

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Here we go. Baby Carmichael.

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-Did the tests go well?

-The results may take a while yet, I'm afraid.

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The consultant will be around to see you later.

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Hello, Baby.

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'..chucked him out!' THEY LAUGH

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So, Mum offered me the '80s meringue

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but I didn't want to wear that.

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Julia?

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Yes, yes, the dress was your mum's?

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No, it was my nan's.

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Elaine, what you up to?

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Er, I was just, erm, Julia?

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Well, erm, OK, it's just that we thought the table plan could do with a bit of a tweak because of...

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Do you know how many hours I've spent on this table plan?

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Sometimes people just need a little nudge.

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It's OK, we'll put it back the way it was.

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No, you know what? Leave it how it is.

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And, actually, while you're at it...

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maybe we could give Mandy and Freya a nudge.

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-I want everyone to be happy today.

-Ah, sweetie.

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Go on then, lead on.

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THEY GIGGLE

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So, then, we all ended up living in same house over Christmas.

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You might be able to get something funny out of that.

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Though it wasn't very funny at the time.

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Having said that, it worked out for the best because we've got our dream house now, so...

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You're not going to be writing any of this down?

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-It's all going in, mate, all going in.

-HE BURPS

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Sorry about that.

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I don't know if you heard me,

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all those times when I said I wasn't sure if I wanted a baby,

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but you do know I was joking, don't you?

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No, you know I wasn't.

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I wasn't sure.

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I'm a very selfish person.

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Unfortunately for you.

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And, also, I get things wrong.

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Cos you see, I though you were...

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..were just going to be a baby.

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Like all the others.

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But you're not, are you?

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Cos you're mine.

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I saw you checking me out back there.

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Do you like my girlie frock?

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I was actually watching the bride and groom.

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You just got in the way.

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I sent you a text earlier. I don't know if you got it or...?

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Yeah, I got it.

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Oh, the strong silent type? I like it!

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So, how about that date?

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Yeah, I don't think so, sorry.

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I'm getting a few mixed messages here. It's...

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I really like you. Like, REALLY like you but, erm...

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Oh, I'm not really up for a relationship right...

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Right, OK, look...

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Well, maybe next time that happens,

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you could text back and say, "No thanks".

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Save me looking stupid, eh?

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-Look, I didn't...

-Look, I'll see you around.

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Great. Great.

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Long time no see.

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-Hello, Heston.

-Erm, there's obviously been a mistake,

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I shall move, of course.

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That's very good of you.

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Well, that means turfing someone out of their seat, so...

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Do you think we could just be grown-up about it?

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(I think so.)

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Typical Cherry!

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Everyone has to get together.

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Yep, I'd kill her if it wasn't her wedding day.

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Now we'll have to sit here in awkward silence.

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Or...we could play Snog Marry Avoid.

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-Snog Marry Avoid with this lot?

-Yep.

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Pass the time till we get some cake!

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How about...

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Red hair, blue dress?

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Ooh, not noticed her. Not too bad at all.

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Marry?

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Snog. For starters.

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What about that guy, the guy next to her?

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Avoid.

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Like the plague.

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-Hey, what's the matter?

-There's no news.

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We've just been talking.

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Good.

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How was Joe?

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Yeah, he wishes he could be here, sends his love.

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That's a nice name, isn't it? Joe.

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Joe Carmichael.

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Better than Lysander. And Lucius.

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-I still rather like Lucius.

-No!

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Joe is perfect.

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Yeah, it suits him.

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I should phone Joe and tell him.

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No, stay.

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We should be together, as long as...

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Ah, my old friend, prawn cocktail(!)

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Too simple for you, I suppose?

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Complexity isn't everything.

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-Does the sauce put you off?

-No, not at all, I love it.

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Ketchup and mayo. Nothing too unnecessary.

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Roast pork for the main. Another crowd-pleaser.

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I wish they'd be a bit more adventurous.

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-Remember we had venison at our wedding.

-Really?

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Yeah, there was a mix-up with the deliveries.

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Really liked it, actually, it came with a sweet, sticky sauce thing.

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Port and redcurrant?

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Actually, I do a marvellous medallions of venison with cranberry sauce.

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Not had it since.

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I think we've done everyone in here now, except for each other

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but OBVIOUSLY you'd avoid me, if Cherry would let you!

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I wouldn't be too sure about that.

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I've been thinking about this date.

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It's just a date, isn't it?

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It's not like we're moving in together or buying cats.

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Definitely just a date.

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No cats involved.

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You free next week?

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-No sign of him.

-Have you tried calling him?

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Yeah, his phone's switched off.

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-I can't keep my dad waiting any longer.

-Well, maybe we'll have to skip Franklyn's bit.

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Tell everyone he didn't have time to prepare.

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What with Daniel and stuff going on.

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Yeah, it might be for the best.

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'One, two, one, two.'

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Testing. Testing. Can you hear me?

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ALL: Yes!

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I think it's too late.

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-It's not his turn, Jimmi, you need to tell him.

-I think it's too late!

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I'd like to tell you all a little bit about my best mate, Dr Jimmi Clay!

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THEY CHEER AND APPLAUD

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He's always been into medicine.

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His sister Kim used to have this little nurse's outfit

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and she used to make us be the patients.

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It was all very innocent...BACK THEN!

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Now Jimmi's got a proper grown-up nurse

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to operate on his VITAL organs!

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BRIDESMAID LAUGHS

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Thank you.

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Jimmi's been married before, of course.

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That was a big mistake!

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Amanda was old enough to be his mum.

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BRIDESMAID LAUGHS

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And crazy enough to be his dad!

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He's much better off with Cherry.

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At least her age is SLIGHTLY less than her bra size.

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Although her bra size has got to be bigger than Amanda's!

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That's another bonus!

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Jimmi can't be the easiest guy to live with, mind.

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What with all his funny little quirks.

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Every time him and Cherry start to get down and dirty,

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-he's got to stop to wash his...

-Franklyn!

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FRANKLYN SNIGGERS

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Not like my man Kevin there.

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He will put it about with anything.

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LOOK AT HIM!

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Trying to pull a new lass

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when he's just had Freya's name tattooed on his privates!

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Just goes to show you, the fickleness of the human heart!

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Oh, pardon me!

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Ah! Lovely.

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Well, thank you very much, Franklyn. That was enough.

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Still no news, I'm afraid,

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but I thought you might like to try feeding him?

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Daniel, can do it.

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He's got a steadier hand than me.

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Perfected doing years of lip injections.

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You go first.

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What kind of doctor am I?

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You're not a doctor today.

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You're his mother.

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Now then, Mum, this is how you do it.

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-Please.

-You said he was just some bloke you worked with.

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Yeah, he is. I didn't mean to sleep with him.

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So it was just a one-off thing?

0:22:560:22:58

Yeah, totally.

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Sort of.

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-Three times but...

-I don't understand.

0:23:020:23:04

Three separate one-offs or...?

0:23:040:23:06

Three times in one night.

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No wonder you blanked me!

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Must've thought I'd spoil your fun.

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I didn't enjoy it.

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I don't think.

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-The truth is I...can't remember anything, if I'm honest.

-Honest?

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You wouldn't know honest if you...

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slept with it three times!

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Marina...

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..I miss you.

0:23:350:23:36

I thought you were going to say you hated me.

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I miss you too.

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It can't be like last time.

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It won't be.

0:23:500:23:52

I promise.

0:23:520:23:54

I know it's not going to be easy but...

0:23:540:23:57

if I can't make it with you I can't make it with anyone.

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I don't want to lose you again.

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But why, why get a tattoo of my name?

0:24:060:24:10

I thought we decided it was both a bad idea.

0:24:100:24:13

We did. It was! Look, I don't remember getting it done, all right?

0:24:130:24:16

-You need to get rid of it.

-Obviously!

0:24:170:24:20

And I will as soon as Daniel's back at his clinic.

0:24:200:24:22

-Good!

-Good.

0:24:220:24:23

Whereabouts on your privates did you get it done?

0:24:260:24:29

-Please don't tell me it's on your...?

-Don't be stupid!

0:24:290:24:33

-It's on my lower back.

-You mean your bum.

0:24:330:24:36

-Let me have a look.

-You are NOT seeing it.

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It's a tattoo of my name.

0:24:410:24:44

I think I've got a right to have a look.

0:24:440:24:46

Besides, it's not as though I haven't seen it all before.

0:24:460:24:50

Drop 'em!

0:24:510:24:53

-All right.

-Come on!

0:24:560:24:59

Unbelievable.

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CROWD APPLAUDS

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# It had to be you

0:25:210:25:26

# It had to be you

0:25:260:25:27

# I wandered around And finally found somebody who

0:25:290:25:36

# Could make me be true

0:25:360:25:39

# Could make me be blue

0:25:390:25:42

# And even be glad just to be sad

0:25:420:25:47

# Thinking of you

0:25:470:25:50

# Some others I've seen

0:25:500:25:52

# Might never be mean... #

0:25:530:25:55

LADIES SCREAM

0:25:550:25:57

# They might never be cross PHONE RINGS

0:25:570:25:59

# Or try to be boss What they wouldn't do

0:25:590:26:04

# Nobody else gave me a thrill

0:26:040:26:07

# With all your faults I love you still

0:26:070:26:11

# It had to be you Wonderful you

0:26:110:26:15

# It had to be you

0:26:150:26:18

# Some others I've seen

0:26:200:26:23

# They might never be mean

0:26:240:26:27

# Might never be cross Or try to be the big boss

0:26:270:26:31

# What they wouldn't do

0:26:310:26:35

# There ain't nobody else That gives me a thrill

0:26:350:26:38

# With all your faults I love you still

0:26:380:26:43

# It had to be you Wonderful you

0:26:430:26:45

# It had to be you. #

0:26:450:26:50

Oh, get a room you two!

0:26:550:26:57

What makes you think I want to give you an expose?

0:26:570:26:59

Blind Faith? Charity?

0:26:590:27:01

This had better not play tinkly music.

0:27:050:27:08

-Anyone home?

-Mum!

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Mum?

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I'm busy.

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You wouldn't be BUSY having unprotected sex, would you?

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