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PHONE RINGS

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Yes, hello? Yes, speaking.

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I've paid the electricity.

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Yesterday. I suggest you check your system again, then.

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Aww, not still hungry, are you?

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-He loves his mummy.

-His mummy loves him.

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But she's prepared to give you up to a nanny.

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Daddy isn't prepared to give up his career to look after you every day

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-but he thinks that Mummy should.

-He needs his mother.

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His mother needs to work because his mother is not ONLY a mother,

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but a capable woman who can manage...

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-PHONE RINGS

-..looking after a child AND career, like millions of others do!

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-Hello?

-You'll be pleased to have someone to play with, won't you?

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And we'll find you a nanny with a good sense of humour

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and no dirty habits. You're going to have a wonderful time.

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Well, that's just great. They've double-booked the venue.

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-Then, you'll have to find somewhere else.

-When?

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It's this afternoon! I've got a paperwork morning but I said I'd see a patient and I can't put her off.

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-I'll do it.

-No.

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-Why not? Who is it?

-Ruby Jacobs.

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-She's been my patient for nearly three years.

-You've got your hands full here. I can manage.

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Don't be silly. You've got your Botox promotional thing to sort out. I can do it all.

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No.

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DOOR OPENS, BELL TINGS

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We're closed. Can't you see the sign?

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Ellie.

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Daniel.

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-You've changed.

-I hope so. It's been four years!

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-How are you?

-Fine, thanks.

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Great.

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Can I have a coffee?

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No.

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-The machine's not warmed up yet.

-Oh.

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-Don't look at me like that!

-Like what?

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You know.

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I didn't think I'd see you again.

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I don't, er, touch that stuff any more.

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-None of it.

-Must be hard.

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My life's...

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What's her name?

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Zara. And I go to Gamblers Anonymous now.

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Oh! I tried that. It was irritating.

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How did you manage it?

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It's a mug's game, Daniel. I'm not a mug.

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No.

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Has that machine warmed up yet?

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Er, the machine is broken. I'm getting it fixed later.

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That night...

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I waited for you in the hotel and you didn't come back.

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-You knew that I was on the run.

-Not from me.

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I'm sorry.

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What do you want, Daniel?

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Um... I came in here because I need a venue for a marketing event

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this afternoon. I think this place would be perfect.

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As would you.

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-You used to be in events, didn't you?

-Was.

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It's well paid. We could help each other out.

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I'm not a party girl any more.

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You don't want to earn two-and-a-half grand?

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Goodbye, Daniel.

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Good morning.

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Oh, sorry! What can I do for you?

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Isn't he lovely!

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I wish I could have given you better news. I'm sorry.

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It's OK, dear.

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We'll do everything to make you as comfortable as possible.

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-You have family, don't you?

-Two sons, yes.

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And are they...?

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Attentive? When it suits them.

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Would you like a pear drop?

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Thank you.

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Mmm.

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I can arrange for the Macmillan nurses to visit you at home.

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Do you like the taste?

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Yes. I'd forgotten about the very peculiar sweetness they have.

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-I'll get morphine?

-Yes.

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You won't feel any pain.

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Oh! I wish I could leave you some, but it looks like we've had the last.

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I shall just have to savour this one, then, won't I?

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How long?

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There are no absolutes,

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but I would say between three to six months.

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Next time I come, I'll have to bring you a whole bag of pear drops.

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I'll look forward to it.

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If you want my advice, dear,

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always look for the beauty in life.

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It's there. You just have to keep your eyes out for it.

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I'll see you next time.

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And don't forget those pear drops.

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I don't want a new machine. I just want a new part.

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60 quid?! For labour alone?!

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You're ruining my life!

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Are you all right?

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Fine.

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Hey...

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who would pay that price for a handbag?!

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Well, those ones... These ones are tacky,

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but that one is a beautiful piece of equipment.

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But I would want it diamond-encrusted for that price.

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Exquisite, understated, perfectly finished design.

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I want it.

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But it's not very practical now, is it?

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Now?

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-Well, everything changes when you've had a baby, doesn't it?

-It doesn't have to, no.

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Yeah, but it just does.

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You have to give up certain things.

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Are you saying that now I have a baby,

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I'm not entitled to my own life, my own job or my own identity, being a mother?

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-No, I didn't say that.

-Good. I am perfectly capable of doing two jobs

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and carrying two bags.

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See? These things aren't fixed. A hundred quid!

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Yeah, it's your lucky day!

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Give us another one, then. I'm on a roll.

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Actually, um...

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you know what? I'm going to quit while the going's good.

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I don't want to get carried away.

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You've got one left.

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Thank God! Will you hold it for me till 1pm, please?

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Well, what time CAN you hold it until?

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OK, OK, I will be there.

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We are going shopping, baby Joe.

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Ooooh...

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Brilliant.

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That's great, thanks. Three o'clock, see you then. Bye-bye.

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You're getting fixed! The man is coming to sort you out at three!

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The holiday's over.

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I'll have a latte, please.

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I can offer you tea or...

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-That machine's been on the blink for a while now, hasn't it?

-That machine is my business.

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What business?

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I'll have your rent next week.

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Yeah, now, where have I heard that before?

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-Everyone's struggling.

-And

-I

-don't want to.

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Two grand, Ellie.

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-Today.

-What?! No! You're not giving me a chance!

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OK. You've got till one o'clock.

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Every penny.

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Or you can pack your bags and get out.

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No!

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No, no, no, no!

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You said you would hold that bag for me until 11:15am.

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Looks like I made it in the nick of time.

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Sorry to disappoint you, but...

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I'm not disappointed. I'm going to make a special lady very happy.

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-Give his money back.

-I don't want my money back.

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Choose another bag! That one is mine!

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-Chill out, lady!

-Not until you let me have what is rightfully mine.

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-Back off!

-I'm sorry.

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I've had a very stressful morning.

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Hormones, is it?

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Look, I will give you more money than you have just paid for that bag.

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-SHE SOBS

-Please?

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Nice try, lady, but I've been around too long.

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Why don't you buy yourself a piece of jewellery? Some nice sparkles.

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You'll soon forget about the bag.

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It always works for me.

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I'll do your party.

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You don't trust me.

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So, um...

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Zara...

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is she beautiful?

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Yeah, she's beautiful.

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She's sharp, funny...

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-kind.

-And she knows your history?

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Yeah. She knows what's past is past.

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Good.

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You've come a long way, haven't you?

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Not the wild-eyed fever-gripped Daniel I knew.

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You must have really struggled to sort yourself out.

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It was worth it.

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So, um, what sort of people are coming to your event?

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Potential Botox clients.

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Seekers of eternal youth!

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You could do a Hollywood theme.

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Sunset Boulevard. Gin cocktails.

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Feathers. Fake caviar.

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You could put old pictures of Gloria Swanson on the walls.

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-You should set up your own events company.

-Given the chance.

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That is definitely the one.

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Does suit my baby face.

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Is it the right length for me, though?

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It's perfect! It brings out the twinkle in your eye.

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You think?

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Price tag's a bit heavy, though.

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For 24-carat gold, it's a bargain!

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I tell you what, I'll buy the bag back off you,

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and you could use the cash to pay for that.

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It is so very beautiful.

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So is my special lady.

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This necklace... this necklace is timeless.

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Girls come and go.

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No.

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Bye, baby!

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I couldn't get two grand out of the account.

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-You're a GP!

-You can have a grand up front, OK?

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There goes the vintage gin. But I know a very nice rum that'll do the trick.

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-I don't want my clients throwing up in the street.

-Just enough to stay the left side of merry.

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-Are you sure you're going to be all right with all this?

-It gives me enough to play with.

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To buy some nice stuff.

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You know, you can come with me if you like.

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-If you don't trust me.

-No, no. I'll see you at the cafe later.

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MUSIC: "Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5

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I thought we already said goodbye.

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I bought this for you.

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I don't accept presents from stalkers.

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I'll give you the necklace.

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You give me the bag. Everyone's satisfied.

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I'll tell you what I'll do.

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Look at it.

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Touch it.

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Lick it if you like.

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Get it out of your system, lady.

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This bag is not for sale. Not at any price.

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PHONE RINGS

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Yeah?

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I can't pick up the kids from school, no.

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I'm busy this afternoon.

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Leave it out!

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I told you before!

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Because you don't listen.

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You.

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You're chatting rubbish.

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Look, I don't need this now. I've got things to do.

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'This is Daniel Granger. Please leave a message.'

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Hello, Mike! Don't look so happy to see me.

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I'm not staying long.

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Place your bets.

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No more bets, please.

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2, black.

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It's going to be all right, Mike.

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It might just be...all right.

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What do you reckon - same again?

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Or, what, red for a change? Give us a sign.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hey, I've got a missed call from you.

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'Daniel. I couldn't decide on the Jamaican or Barbadian rum.

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'So I went for the Jamaican.'

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Sounds like the party's already started.

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'Oh...

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'It's just some kids frolicking outside.'

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Ellie, where are you? LINE CUTS OFF

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BABY GURGLES

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Can I have my bag back, please?

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I beg your pardon?

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Hand it over.

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-I'll have to take it off you.

-Go ahead. I've got a witness.

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Please don't take my handbag!

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-But I'm winning!

-That's my money on the table.

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I had never gambled in my life till I met you.

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-What?

-Yeah. Too wrapped up in yourself.

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-Then let me help you. Walk out with me now.

-I want to play on.

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Just one more game. Just one more game.

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-I'm going to win!

-Who are you trying to kid?

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You've lost half my money!

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Cash these in and walk out with me, you can still work for me this afternoon.

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It's too late. I can't pay my rent,

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-hence I'm going to be evicted.

-How much do you owe?

-Two-and-a-half grand.

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Is that what you wanted the advance for?

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-I didn't know what else to do.

-You could have told me!

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You wouldn't have given me the money.

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Ellie, did you ever intend to do my event?

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I can still win this. There's still a chance. Not if we play the colours,

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but if we play the numbers.

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What were you going to say when I turned up with clients? Were you going to be there?

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What am I going to tell Zara?

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This was OUR money.

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If we play the numbers, Daniel. You were good at that,

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when you concentrated.

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We could build a strategy. Come on, we can do this.

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Get me a drink, would you?

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BABY GURGLES

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What?

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Mummy deserves it.

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I lost.

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Well, you're out of practice. Try again.

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It's gone.

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-What, all of it?

-All of it.

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We were going to build a strategy, not blow it in one.

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No, you can't walk away! You've just lost my rent. Where are you going?!

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Daniel! You can't just walk away. I'm going to be evicted.

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-I need more cash, OK?

-You said you couldn't get any more cash.

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I can get some from the surgery. I need to win it back, for Zara and the baby.

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I didn't know you had a baby.

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Yeah. He's two weeks old.

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What? No, Daniel, don't.

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-It's fine, it's fine. It's just a small amount.

-I can't believe I got you into this.

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You cannot steal money from the surgery account. You'll lose your job.

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What would Zara tell you to do? What would she say to you now?

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And the baby...

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Daniel, what are you doing?

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Peaceable re-entry, Ellie. I've changed the locks.

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-It might not be so peaceable if...

-Whoa! Have you got my money?

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I've got an event today.

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Not in here, you haven't.

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I'm Daniel Granger. I'm a GP. I've hired this venue for an event this afternoon.

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You've been had.

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Daniel Granger?

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You were in the press a while back, weren't you?

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-Weren't you arrested for kidnapping your own child?

-The press owe me an apology or two, yes.

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There's no smoke without fire.

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I think they might like the one about the landlord

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who evicts his young tenant on the eve of her lucrative career in events.

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I look forward to reading it.

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Especially as she's offering him more than a quarter of what she owes him.

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-That'll do for a start.

-Can you let us in first?

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-Give me two grand and I will.

-My books and my clothes and everything are in there!

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-You live here?

-Yeah, in the flat upstairs.

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-You didn't tell me that.

-You didn't ask.

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-So your lease isn't solely commercial, then?

-No.

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OK, well, first of all you're going to need an eviction letter followed by a court order.

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If you don't allow Ellie re-entry, I'll call the police

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and act as a witness for an unlawful eviction.

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I thought you were a doctor. Not a lawyer.

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I'm full of surprises, me. Come on.

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Put the keys down and he'll give you the money.

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If I don't get everything you owe me by tomorrow,

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I'll start legal proceedings.

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Where did you get it?

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I didn't play it. Never kid a kidder.

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You!

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Now, look, you've got £100 left. If you make it work this afternoon

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you'll get the rest that you need to pay your rent tomorrow.

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-Pay the coffee engineer.

-OK.

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You know what, I've got a crate of red wine and some crisps.

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Think we might need to change the theme.

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-Is Daniel around?

-No, he popped out a while ago.

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There she is!

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My lovely doctor!

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Mrs Jacobs! How nice to see you!

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Look at your little baby. Aww! He is beautiful.

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Dr Carmichael, this is my baby, came to visit.

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He gave me a lift here so I could bring these for you.

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Thank you! That was very kind of you.

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Anything for my special lady.

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That bag...

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it looks like the one I saw in that magazine a couple of weeks ago.

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-Isn't it, Andy?

-It's the same one.

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You remember it?

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Very clearly.

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He told me I was too old for it, that it was meant for the youth.

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Good taste must run in the family.

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That's a very nice chain you're wearing, Andy.

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I'll sell it to you if you like.

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No. You deserve it.

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Mrs Jacobs,

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Andy has been playing a little game with you.

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Your considerate son popped in to see me earlier

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to ask for some fashion advice.

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I said I was going into town anyway, and so I would oblige. And...

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This is for you.

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You might not be youth, Mum,

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but it'll still look good on you.

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Oh!

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They seem to like the tango theme.

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Yep. I never thought I'd see Mrs Henderson with a rose in her mouth!

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-She asked me to do her daughter's birthday next week.

-Great! You'd better pay your rent, then.

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Oh, I will.

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-I might even go to your irritating GA meetings too.

-Good.

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Yeah?

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Can we cut in?

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Yeah! I was just keeping him warmed up for you.

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Would you? Thank you.

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Good event. Well done.

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I'm sure if they could move their faces, they'd all look very happy!

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It's all gone very well. How are you?

0:25:220:25:24

How was your day with Mummy? You're going to miss her, aren't you?

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Mummy is calling a ceasefire for the afternoon.

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Great! And how was your morning?

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Absolutely fine. We managed to do it all.

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Mrs Jacobs?

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So sad.

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Really makes you think.

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I had forgotten

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what a beautiful dancer you are.

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And the night is still so very young.

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Hey, little man.

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Heston's got the trots.

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Look me in the eye and deny it.

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Stuffed turkey roll? All I need!

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Are you compatible in the bedroom department?

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There's no complaints from me!

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I take the reputation of the practice seriously

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even if YOU don't.

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You're covered in poop! How did that happen?!

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-Isn't this about compromise?

-I don't do compromise.

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