In the Dark Doctors


In the Dark

Karen and Valerie finally discover the source of their itching. Heston plans a surprise for Ruhma. Jimmi deals with two police officers who accidentally crash their car.


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Shouldn't you two be out there, saving people?

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-Just dropped off a suspect, Sarge.

-Yeah. Kathy the kleptomaniac.

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Ah, the streets of Letherbridge are safe once more!

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-Right, my turn to drive.

-No, it's not.

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I'll show you how to do it properly. Come on.

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-As your girlfriend was saying last night...

-Oh!

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At least I have a girlfriend. Come on, give me the keys.

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All right, look, let's toss for it, eh? Call.

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Heads.

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Still having problems with your co-ordination!

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-Can you see where it went?

-No.

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Zara, are you busy? I wanted to ask you something.

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I've got a Social Services meeting at ten, but other than that...

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OK, great. I'll catch you later.

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-Well, you two look cheerful.

-Do you know, I am itching like mad.

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So am I! And now I'm getting that rash, like you've got.

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-I didn't sleep a wink.

-I know, you look terrible.

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-I mean...

-Anyway, I've been googling,

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and it's not flesh-eating bacteria.

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-You didn't think it was, did you?

-Oh, it was something that Zara said.

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And if it was that, we'd have had other symptoms.

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Maybe it's an allergy.

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-Did you wash this cardigan in that new washing powder?

-No.

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-Maybe it's fleas.

-Fleas, yes! Geoffrey!

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-No! He's a very clean cat.

-Well, spray him anyway, please.

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No, I can't do that. He won't like it.

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He'll go into one of his sulks.

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I don't care! I cannot stand this any more.

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I am itching in some really intimate places.

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Day's hardly started and we've had a car accident already.

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-Serious?

-No. Just a fender-bender.

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-PCs Atkinson and Kirkwood.

-The Chuckle Brothers.

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Yeah, Atkinson's driven straight into the gatepost.

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-Hasn't even got out the car park, the idiot.

-Are they both OK?

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Yeah, they must be cos I offered to send them home and they said they were fine.

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But do us a favour - check them over, just in case.

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Yeah, of course. Are you OK?

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Yeah, I've just been itching. So has Karen.

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Well, you're making me itch just looking at you.

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-I'll send the boys in.

-OK.

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So, let me get this straight.

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-You are having your wedding photos redone?

-Mm-hm.

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-What, people actually do that?

-Yeah.

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Because, well, we didn't get any done on the day, did we?

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Because you were arrested.

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Yeah. Well, this is a good chance to do it, and it'll be fun.

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We've got this photographer and he's got lots of ideas.

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We'll do the classic shots, as well, but he's got lots of suggestions.

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He's going to shoot us against a green screen,

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with a backdrop put in,

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and it means that we could be anywhere.

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-Eiffel Tower, space - you know, whatever.

-Really?

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Yeah, one doesn't marry Heston Carter

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without embracing eccentricity.

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Well, it's your money. If you both want to...

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We do. Thank you.

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-Sure you didn't hit your head?

-Weren't going fast enough.

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Barely going 20 and then he crashes into the gates. Muppet.

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-And Craig was definitely driving?

-Yeah, I said.

-That's strange,

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because you've hurt your right shoulder

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and your left side, which means

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the belt would have been coming across you this way.

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That would mean you were in the driving seat. Not him.

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You crashed the car, didn't you?

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Look, I've got an advanced driving course next week.

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If they know I crashed a car, they won't let me do it.

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So, you got Craig to take the blame?

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He's not interested in driving fast cars.

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He'll get a telling-off and that's all. What does it matter?

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I think you're both being totally irresponsible.

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I think you should tell Sergeant Hollins.

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You having problems with your vision?

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What? No. It's fine.

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Right, I'd like to take a look at your eyes.

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Come in.

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Well, look who it is. The crime-fighting hero.

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Takes one to know one. Am I disturbing you?

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I am doing QOF reports, so, please, disturb away.

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-Splendid. I could do with your advice.

-You, too?

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Now, you know Ruhma and I are redoing our wedding photos?

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-Yes, I heard.

-So, I thought, while we're at it,

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why don't we redo the reception, as well?

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We didn't do it properly last time

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and this would be the perfect opportunity.

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I think Ruhma's expecting it to be just you and her and the kids.

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No, no, you all have to be there. You're all coming for the photos,

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so we need to have a party, with food and drink.

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I mean, the venue is free - Haseldine Hall -

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so Ruhma will like that, won't she?

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-I'm not Ruhma. You need to ask her.

-Well, I can't. It's a surprise.

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Don't you think there were a few too many surprises last time?

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No, no, no. This'll be a nice surprise with all her friends.

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We won't do the whole reception.

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It's going to be a fairly modest affair.

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Heston, modest by your standards

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is insanely extravagant by anyone else's.

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No, it'll be low-key, with champagne,

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and wedding cake, of course, for the photos.

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-So, what do you think?

-Why are you asking me?

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I've never had a wedding.

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Daniel and I have managed perfectly well

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without ever going through with that ridiculous farrago.

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Sorry, public declaration of love. Do whatever makes you both happy,

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but maybe leave the rest of us out of it

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because, last time, it was pretty traumatic.

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Oh, absolutely not. You all have to be there.

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It's for everyone. Thank you, Zara.

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You've really helped me make up my mind.

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Paul, when was the last time you saw an optician?

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I've got twenty-twenty vision. I don't need glasses.

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Have you noticed any problem seeing in the dark or in dim lights

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or with your peripheral vision?

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No.

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-Well, I'd like to do a test.

-Fine. I'll do the eye-chart thing.

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L-H-T-O-C-N-E-A.

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-Told you. Twenty-twenty.

-OK.

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Right, I need you to look straight ahead for me,

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and I'm going to move this out to the side.

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You tell me when you can no longer see it. OK?

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-Now.

-OK.

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Now.

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Right, now, I'm going to move it towards the centre.

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Look straight ahead. Tell me when you can see it.

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Now.

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Now.

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Didn't raise my hand that time.

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You don't have much in the way of peripheral vision, do you?

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-Probably why you crashed the car.

-So, what are you saying?

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That I need glasses after all? OK, I'll get glasses.

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That might not help. How long have you been dealing with this?

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Don't know.

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Some days, it's worse than others.

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I thought I was imagining it.

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-But you noticed there might a problem?

-Yeah.

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Since Christmas. Maybe before.

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-What is it?

-Erm...

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..you need to make an appointment, go and see your GP,

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and get a referral to an ophthalmologist.

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It's possible you have something called retinitis pigmentosa.

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Never heard of it.

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Yeah, I'll write it down for you. It's quite rare.

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-It's degenerative.

-What's the treatment?

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Well, there is no treatment at the moment, or a cure.

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There's some very encouraging research...

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Are you saying I'm going blind?

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Ruhma wants to redo the wedding photos,

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and Heston wants to redo the reception.

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-What? Really?

-Really.

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And they want all of us to go along and relive the full day

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-in all its ghastliness.

-Well, that's a terrible idea.

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I know, and I tried to warn Heston, but he won't listen.

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Anyway, they've both been asking my advice,

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so I'm sure you're going to get roped in sometime soon, and I thought I'd better warn you.

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-Well, that's the last thing anyone needs.

-Exactly.

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Not that that'll put Heston off. It's going to be a total nightmare.

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-SHE SIGHS

-All right, well,

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thanks for the heads-up. Bye.

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Great.

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But I can read, you know, even small print.

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I can't be going blind if I can still read.

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Well, actually, with this condition, you can.

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Look, you might not go totally blind.

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A lot of people with RP retain some useful vision,

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and your eyesight might deteriorate really slowly.

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-It could be years, even decades.

-But it is going to get worse?

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If it is RP, then, yeah.

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It runs in families. There's usually a history.

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No-one in my family's got dodgy eyesight.

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My mum doesn't even wear glasses, and then my dad...

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Well, he walked out when I was four.

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-So, you're not in contact?

-No.

-OK.

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Well, your dad could have developed problems after he left you

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or he could have been a carrier,

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in which case, he wouldn't have had any symptoms.

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You need to see a specialist as soon as you can,

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and you need to stop driving.

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What...completely?

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Yeah. If it is RP, then, yeah, you shouldn't be driving at all.

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-I just bought a new car!

-Look, I know this is a lot to take in.

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Have you got someone to talk to?

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-Or there's counselling.

-I'll be all right.

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What should I do?

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Well, first, you need to inform the DVLA

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that you're not safe to drive. I mean, that's a priority.

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-And if I think you haven't done that, then I need to inform them.

-I'll sort it.

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-What else?

-Well, you need to tell your senior officers.

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Sergeant Hollins is going to be sympathetic,

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but you need to tell them that you were driving, and not Craig.

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Right. Yeah.

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Right. And the sooner you have the conversation, the better.

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Once you get a definite diagnosis, we'll know what we're dealing with.

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-OK. Well, I best be going anyway.

-Paul, I'm really sorry.

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It's all right. You're just doing your job. Thanks.

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You coming to the darts match tonight?

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-Nah.

-Oh, come on. You've got to support the team.

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-Yeah, I'll be with you in a second.

-All right.

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-Forgot my handcuffs!

-Oh.

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-Still admiring yourself?

-Yeah.

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Well, when you look as hot as I do...

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-HE CHUCKLES

-So, are we going to hit the street?

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No, I've got to see the doc.

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-Still, don't worry, mate. I'll cover for you.

-Wait!

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Argh! Oh, this is agony! I just can't stand it.

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Oh, Daniel, Daniel!

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Or Zara. Anyone. We really need your help.

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I've seen 20 patients already this morning, so unless it's an emergency...

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-BOTH:

-It is an emergency!

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-We think we've got fleas.

-SHE CHUCKLES

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You should look at us. It's the least you can do,

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after what you said about flesh-eating bacteria.

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It was a joke! We're going to lunch. You're hardly going to die while we're gone.

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Just calm yourselves down and have a cup of tea.

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-How can you call yourself a caring professional?

-I don't.

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-I call myself an overworked GP.

-Oh, come on.

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We're not going to expect any sympathy from her.

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It's probably not fleas.

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And they're gone.

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What am I like?

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Driving through the gateway - that's basic, that is.

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Instead, I manage to hit the post.

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-Don't even bother.

-What?

-Paul already told me

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he was driving and he crashed the car.

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So, why are you taking the blame?

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-He's a mate, and he asked.

-Yeah.

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Well, I've told him he needs to tell Sergeant Hollins the truth.

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Paul's all right, isn't he? He's not...ill or anything?

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I can't discuss it with you.

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If you want to know anything, you'll have to ask him.

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It's just that he's been a right moody git for weeks.

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-Months, even.

-Like I said, I can't discuss it.

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The accident - it was daylight, it wasn't icy,

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he wasn't driving into the sun.

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How did he manage to hit the gate?

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You know what? I have checked you over

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and you are fit to go back to duty, so go on.

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Ooh! No, lower. Bit lower. Yeah. Ooh, yeah.

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Ooh, yeah, that's good, that's good, that's good.

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Oh, Ben, listen, I'm going to have to go home.

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I can't work like this. Neither of us can.

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I think it's fleas. I can feel them crawling all over me.

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Fleas don't crawl. They hop, don't they?

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Sorry. Yeah, I've got stuff to do.

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Yeah, about that - there have been more complaints.

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Patients don't like to see the reception staff

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talking about fleas and scratching.

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It doesn't give a good impression of the practice.

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-Well, how would they like it?

-OK.

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Look, I'll get a doctor to look at you both.

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-Don't worry. We're going to sort this out.

-Oh, good.

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-I'm going to go outside. Some cold fresh air might help.

-Yeah, me too.

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HE EXHALES

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Zara, Daniel, can I ask a huge favour?

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-Examine the reception staff.

-What, Itchy and Scratchy?

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-If we have to.

-Thanks. They're both in a complete state.

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Otherwise, I'm going to have to send them home.

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Have your lunch first.

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I've already advised Karen to see her own GP.

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-Look, it'll be quicker if you do it.

-True. Fair point.

-Thanks.

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It's partly your fault, you know,

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for telling them stories about flesh-eating bacteria.

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I was joking, and Valerie is totally milking it.

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She's going to be all over you like...

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-I was going to say a rash.

-Well, she won't,

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because you're going to do Valerie and I will do Karen.

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OK, Lloyd and his cronies will be already there,

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waiting to take a delivery, which is several tons of contraband.

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The usual stuff, it's alcohol and cigarettes.

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The plan is, we catch them red-handed.

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OK, your favourite bit - threat and risk assessment.

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Actually, we don't really think

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anyone is going to be armed there because, believe it or not,

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none of them have been done for violence.

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But you never know, so keep your vests on at all times,

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be careful moving through the warehouse and drive safely.

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-Craig, that means you.

-LAUGHTER

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Actually, Paul, I think you should drive.

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All right, thanks, everyone.

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-Dr Clay said you were OK?

-Yeah. In fact,

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he said he's never seen a finer physical specimen in his life.

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I bet he did. Paul?

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-Yeah, good.

-Good. OK, see you there.

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Why didn't you tell him you were driving?

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-It wasn't the right moment.

-You told the doc.

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I was in there trying to cover for you.

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-I looked like a right prat.

-Yeah, I'm sorry.

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-I will tell the sarge.

-When?

-Today.

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-And I owe you one.

-Yeah, you do.

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Come on, Rob. Pick up.

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-ANSWERING MACHINE:

-You've got through to Sergeant Hollins at Letherbridge Police.

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Please leave a message. Thank you.

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I'm not dirty.

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I have a bath every day, or at least a shower.

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And I keep my house clean.

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Valerie, no-one is criticising your personal hygiene.

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Let's take a look at your arms.

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I just can't stand not knowing what it is.

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You can deal with this. You've survived cancer and...

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-Oh.

-What? What is it? What have you seen?

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Well, take a look at these.

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Tiny silver lines.

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Actually, they're burrows.

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Yes?

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-Is it life-threatening?

-Don't be ridiculous.

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It looks like it could be scabies, and no-one ever died of that.

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It's a relatively minor condition.

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Irritating, I know, but nothing to be melodramatic about.

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Oh!

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Oh, thank you! That is such a relief.

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-I could almost hug you.

-But you won't.

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So, what exactly is scabies?

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I need to speak to Sergeant Hollins directly over the radio.

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Control to 7244.

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7244, go ahead.

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Rob, it's Jimmi. Are you free to speak?

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-Yeah, if you keep it brief.

-Right, it's about PC Kirkwood.

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I told him to tell you that he wasn't fit to drive.

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I assumed that he had.

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-No, he hasn't.

-Right. Well, he's driving now.

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I saw him get in the car. Is he there?

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No, not yet. Jimmi, we're just about to mount a raid.

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As soon as you get back to the station, I need to talk to you.

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And PC Kirkwood is not to drive back.

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I'll make sure he doesn't. Out.

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7244 to 1936.

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7244 to 1936.

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-ON RADIO:

-1936 to 7244.

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Yeah, Craig, where are you?

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We're here, Sarge. Just pulled up.

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Yeah, I can see you. OK.

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Right then, everyone, let's do it.

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Police! Stay where you are!

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Police! Don't move!

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Move!

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Oi!

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-HE GROANS

-Craig, I'm sorry, man.

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-Oh, your face. Are you all right?

-Yeah.

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-Lads?

-It's all right.

-What happened?

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What are you doing, man? You barged right into me!

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-Why didn't you look where you were going?!

-Wait, it was you!

-Whoa! Whoa! What's going on?

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We'll sort this out back at the station.

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I'll get someone to drive you both there.

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But in the meantime, we've got a job to do.

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Scabies?!

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Look, I know it's unpleasant, but it's easily treatable.

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So, there are these creatures and they're burrowing under my skin,

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they're all over me, they're alive, and they're feeding off me?

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Yeah, yeah, but it's not as gruesome as it sounds.

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That's easy for you to say! I've seen that telly programme -

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the Disgusting Bodies, whatever -

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where they've got the parasites that lay their eggs in your flesh

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and it hatches right out of your arm.

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OK, you're thinking about botflies,

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and you only get that if you've been somewhere tropical.

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-Have you been somewhere tropical, Karen?

-Very funny.

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OK, look, don't worry.

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Zara and I will sort out a treatment for you, and you'll both be fine.

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There you go. You'll live.

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Paul, I can't see you right now. I'm dealing with Craig.

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I've come to say sorry. Are you OK?

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Yeah, no thanks to you. What's the matter with you?

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OK, look, I don't think this is the time or...

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You said I should ask him. I'm asking. So...?

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It's not...

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-Look, it's nothing, all right?

-Stop lying!

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Look, I covered up for you on the crash, all right?

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But you barged into me, and then you blame me

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in front of the sarge and everyone.

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-It was you. It wasn't my fault!

-Craig, do you want to calm down?

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I'm going to Sergeant Hollins.

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I'm going to tell him that you were driving, and the rest.

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-I'm not covering up for you any more.

-Craig, mate...

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-Do you need any medical attention?

-No.

-Right.

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Then I'm going to Sergeant Hollins, as well. Tell him what you told me.

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-No, please don't.

-I have to. I have no choice.

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-And I'm going to speak to the DVLA, as well, since you can't be bothered.

-I will, OK?

0:21:030:21:06

-I'll talk to him! I'll...

-You had your chance.

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That's it. It's over now. Go on, out.

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You've probably had it for weeks.

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It takes about a month before you start showing symptoms.

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But how did we get it?

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Well, it's usually skin-to-skin contact,

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but it can be proximity and shared clothes.

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Ah, the office cardie! I told you.

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Yes, but where did it start? Who was patient zero?

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That, we may never know.

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But if it started here, are we going to have to close the surgery?

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I mean, what will Mrs Tembe say?

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That won't be necessary. Scabies is very common.

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It's in hospitals, schools, police stations.

0:21:410:21:43

Police stations? So, Rob could have given it me?

0:21:430:21:45

-That's possible.

-Right, I'm having a word with him.

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Oh, and you blamed Geoffrey. I knew he was innocent.

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Jimmi, you wanted a word? Actually, I want a word with you, as well.

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-Somewhere more private?

-Yeah.

-MOBILE PHONE RINGS

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Sorry, I'll just take... Hello?

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Rob, it's me. Listen, it wasn't the washing powder.

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-Sorry?

-We've got scabies! You've given it me!

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Probably from one of your scabby crim...

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Karen, it's a really bad line. You're breaking up.

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-Did you say rabies?

-Not rabies. Scabies! That's why we're itching.

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-Daniel's just told me.

-Listen, love, I'm very busy at work. I need to go.

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I'll call you back. Bye.

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-Sarge, can I talk to you?

-Craig! Look, please...

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Oi! Watch it!

0:22:310:22:34

What are you all looking at?

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I'm going blind, OK?!

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Why didn't you say?

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-Come on, mate. Come on. Take my arm.

-Just get lost!

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OK. All right, fine.

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You've endangered yourself, your colleagues, and the public.

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It's a miracle that you haven't killed someone!

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-Yes, Sarge.

-I mean, how long has this been going on?

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Weeks - if not months - and you never thought to tell anybody?

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I couldn't. I didn't know what it was.

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I didn't know if I was imagining it.

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Well, it's hard to know if you're losing your sight

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without going through some objective test.

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I know I've been totally unprofessional.

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Too right you have. And Craig lying for you.

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No, please don't blame Craig, Sarge. He didn't know.

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He did cover for me with the crash, but that's cos I asked him to.

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-This is on me.

-Yeah.

0:23:330:23:34

Well, there will be disciplinary action.

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I thought you were a better police officer than that.

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I can't do the job, OK? I know that now.

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If I can't drive, see in the dark, chase suspects...

0:23:490:23:56

Yeah, well, that's up to HR to sort out,

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with medical advice.

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I'm sure you could work. Just maybe not a front-line role.

0:24:010:24:03

-Maybe a desk job.

-A desk job?

-Yeah, a desk job.

0:24:030:24:07

There's no shame in that. You'd still be a police officer.

0:24:070:24:11

Look, get the specialist diagnosis confirmed, OK?

0:24:110:24:14

And then at least people know. You'll have help and support.

0:24:140:24:18

Thanks, doc.

0:24:180:24:20

Yeah, you're right.

0:24:220:24:23

I want everyone there in their finery.

0:24:260:24:28

-What, everyone? Including Megan?

-Oh, maybe not her.

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That would be inappropriate.

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Oh, Ayesha, you'll come. You're the life and soul of any party.

0:24:350:24:38

-What party?

-Ruhma and Heston are redoing their wedding.

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Imagine going back to the 30th of June last year.

0:24:400:24:45

That was the day Ayesha's mum died.

0:24:480:24:50

-Oh, Ayesha, sorry, I didn't...

-You can stick your party, Heston.

0:24:510:24:55

That went well.

0:24:570:24:58

This thing he's got - is he really going blind?

0:25:000:25:02

It is possible.

0:25:020:25:04

Muppet.

0:25:060:25:07

Him, I mean. Not you.

0:25:070:25:09

Why couldn't he tell me?

0:25:100:25:12

-You two been friends for long?

-Since primary school.

0:25:120:25:16

We always wanted to be cops.

0:25:160:25:19

All the other lads wanted to be Batman, Spider-Man.

0:25:190:25:22

We'd be in the playground pretending we were the guys from The Wire.

0:25:220:25:26

How can I help him?

0:25:260:25:27

I mean, there must be things I can do. Practical stuff.

0:25:270:25:30

If he needs anything, he'll ask.

0:25:300:25:32

-Do you want to see me, Sarge?

-No. It'll keep till tomorrow.

0:25:340:25:38

Go home. Go on.

0:25:380:25:39

-Craig...

-You all right?

0:25:470:25:51

-Pub?

-Yeah. You're buying.

0:25:540:25:58

Yeah, I just wanted to ask you something.

0:26:010:26:06

-I should just set up surgery here.

-Yeah, you should.

0:26:060:26:08

It is... It's kind of personal, actually.

0:26:080:26:11

Karen called me, very mad, and apparently...

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..apparently, I've given her scabies.

0:26:180:26:21

-Is scabies serious?

-No, no, you'll survive.

0:26:210:26:24

Good. Good. Yeah, that is a good thing. Yeah.

0:26:240:26:28

-Yeah, that's it, thanks. So, yeah, shh!

-OK.

0:26:280:26:30

Ah!

0:26:360:26:37

Zara, I could do with your advice.

0:26:420:26:46

-What, again?

-I have been incredibly stupid.

0:26:460:26:49

I wanted to be nice, but I end up upsetting Ayesha.

0:26:490:26:53

I should've remembered that our wedding date

0:26:530:26:55

might be a day that some people want to forget.

0:26:550:26:58

-I did try to warn you.

-And I didn't listen!

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Why do I just rush into things?

0:27:020:27:04

Did you know that they actually don't wash away?

0:27:180:27:21

They lie dead under your skin.

0:27:210:27:23

That's horrific!

0:27:230:27:24

That's Terry.

0:27:250:27:26

So, what happened to him?

0:27:280:27:30

Oh, if I told you, you wouldn't believe me.

0:27:300:27:34

-What are you playing at? Just go.

-And if I don't?

0:27:340:27:38

-I'll tell Ralph.

-Oh, I doubt that.

0:27:380:27:40

Karen and Valerie finally discover the source of their itching, while Heston plans a surprise for Ruhma - but not everyone is happy about it. Jimmi deals with two young police officers who accidentally crash their car, but is there more to the story than meets the eye?


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