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Uh-huh. Yes, of course I understand. No, poor Daisy. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:32 | |
No, no, I haven't even started getting ready. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
You caught me just in time. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
All right, well, give her my best. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
Bye. Oh. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
-Hello? -Dr Reid? | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
It's Ralph Bradley, chair of Mayfield Community Garden Project. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
We spoke a couple of weeks ago, | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
when I dropped off a flyer about our launch party. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Yes... | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
Well, it's this evening. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Sophie's gone to town on her gourmet nibbles, | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
so I do hope you'll come along? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
No need to bring a bottle - we have refreshments galore. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
We'll look forward to seeing you then. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Right. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:13 | |
OK, bye-bye. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
There we go. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Mite cream, nit shampoo... | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
-..and cream buns. -Mm. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Later, we've got to wash everything first. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
Cover ourselves in this. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Oh, just you wait, your time is coming. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
We haven't got head lice. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
No, it's the same stuff that's in the cream. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
And who's to say they are not burrowing into my scalp, | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
as we speak? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
-It's not as bad as that. -I'm infested! | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
And, I'm sorry, but it's the thought of them in every nook and cranny, | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
eating me alive. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
Not for much longer. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Until the next time you arrest some bug-ridden reprobate. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
Or I get a hug from a vulnerable person, with extras. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
You know, I might knock this VPAS thing on the head. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Or maybe just leave altogether. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
Oh, get off. You love working at the Mill. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
With the stroppy patients and the germs. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
And now I'm housing actual parasites. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
We both are. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
You think that your clientele are rough? | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
You should spend a day in the Custody Suite. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
It's just one of the risks of interacting with the general public. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:26 | |
You need to take the medication. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
-Emma Reid. -Through there, Emma. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
Darling, just give the group therapy a try, OK? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
It's Dr Reid, isn't it? Number 17? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
Yes. Please, call me Emma. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
-Right. Let me get you a drink. -Oh, thank you. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Wine? Fruit juice? Or something stronger? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
A glass of red would be lovely. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Thank you so much for coming. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
I think you'll find it a very interesting evening. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
We've got another medical professional. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Nigel Starmers - retired surgeon. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Paediatrics, I believe. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
He's at number 8. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
-Thank you. -Come and meet our committee members. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
CLEARS THROAT | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
1967. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
I was minus nine. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
Patrick Troughton as Doctor Who. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
I don't imagine you two were into much psychedelia. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Wow, nice hat, Pater. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Who's that? Terry? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
Not the infamous Uncle Terry? | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
Black sheep of the family. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:48 | |
How did this escape the purge? Uncle Terry. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Mother would know. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
Green to answer, Mother. Green to answer. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
Hello, darling, I wasn't expecting you yet. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
You've got new hair. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
It's the same hair, just shorter. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
I can call you back in a bit, if you're busy... | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
No, it's lovely to see you. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
I so enjoy our little chats. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Me too, Mum. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
Me too. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Of course, the application is critical. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
If we don't get that right, then we fall at the first hurdle. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:34 | |
So... Now, Emma. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
What do you think? Full plans or broad-brush outline? | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
Well, if you give them the full plans, | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
then they have all the details | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
but, you know, perhaps if you... | 0:04:45 | 0:04:46 | |
Sorry for interrupting. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Sorry, Prof. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
I missed the kick-off again. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
Apply cream to whole body, including neck, | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
palms of hands, soles of feet. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
That's weird. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Wrists, elbows, armpits, buttocks. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
-Face? -Yeah. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
And if infected with scabies, put under fingernails and toenails. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
Right, come on, then, I'll go first. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
You do the honours. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
Oh! Your hands are freezing! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Oh, wuss. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
I'm a wuss? Right, let's see who's a wuss. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
Drop the robe. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
You can warm your hands up on my flippin' feet, first. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
Now that is not bad. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Whoa. Whoa! What are you doing? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Well, we may as well make it fun. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
No close contact until the treatment is successful. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
Spoilsport. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:45 | |
It's what it says on the instructions. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
And anyway, that's probably how we passed it between us | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
-in the first place. -Urgh. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
Oh, no, wait, hang on. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
Shouldn't we put the cream on before we change the bed? | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
What if the little blighters get wind of the apocalypse | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
-and make a run for it? -Well, it will get on the duvet. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Yeah, but it'll get on the sheets anyway, once we go to bed. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
What do the instructions say? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
O-M-G. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:12 | |
-We've done it wrong? -No. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
This is the same stuff they put on pets, for fleas. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Well, I guess that makes sense - fleas, scabies. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
Yes, but Geoffrey just has a couple of drops on the back of his neck. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
We've got to rub this stuff all over! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
I'm sure it's safe, Valerie. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
Anyway, what's the alternative? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:30 | |
Yeah, I suppose. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
It doesn't say anything about sheets. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Come here. Give it here. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Barry had a right knack for bedding. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
He did a demonstration for me once. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Still, you can't build a relationship | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
on duvet-changing ability alone, can you? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:54 | |
Have you come to any decision about Ruhma and Heston's wedding redo? | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
I'm not sure I'll be able to face going. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
But it's not about me, is it? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
I mean, if it makes things right for them, | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
then I'm glad. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Well... | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
..I think you're very brave. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
And even if we are successful with the grant application, | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
it's likely to be a modest sum, so we'll need to make it stretch. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
You know, value for money, if you will. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
Just a thought, Prof, have you considered approaching Haslops? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
Offer a sponsorship deal. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
They provide landscaping materials, a few shrubs, whatever, | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
we put up a plaque, | 0:07:34 | 0:07:35 | |
and bang on about their community spirit in our publicity. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
I think you're on to something there. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
Leave it with me. I know their chief exec. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Of course you do. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Well, assuming that our local garden centre | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
chips in a bit, then I think... | 0:07:46 | 0:07:47 | |
Prof? I reckon we've done the budget to death. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
How about we get stuck into | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
whatever it is Sophie's rustling up in the kitchen? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
Of course. Excuse me a second. I'll just... | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
-Top-up? -Thank you. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Oh, actually, would you mind? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
I just need to say hello properly. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
-I will be right back. -Of course. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
Of course I remember! | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
We were on our holidays. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Your father bought me a "Kiss Me Quick" hat. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
Why are you not wearing it in the photo? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
I'd lost it by then. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
I broke the strap and it blew away. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
Yeah. A likely excuse. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Kiss Me Quick? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
I did find this other photo. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Ah, doesn't he look young there? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
This other chap, that's his brother, isn't it? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
I can't say. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
Come on. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:46 | |
If you tell me, I won't tell anyone else. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
That's Terry. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
So what happened to him? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
If I told you, you wouldn't believe me. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:58 | |
Try me. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
It nearly broke your grandparents. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
They had to move. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:05 | |
And your poor father. It nearly split us up. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
My parents were horrified to be associated, if only by marriage. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:15 | |
It made for some very awkward family get-togethers. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
Aunt Sylvia's funeral! Oh! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Sushi? I have fish or vegetarian? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
No, thank you. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:40 | |
But you've clearly gone to a lot of trouble. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
Well, it's for a good cause. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
People are kind enough to give up their time. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
I hope you weren't bored. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
No, no, not at all. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Excuse me. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
I've got to get the chicken nibbles out of the oven. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
Has it sunk in yet? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
No. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:00 | |
You know it's Heston and Ruhma's wedding thing coming up? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
I do. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:06 | |
Was that a joke? | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
Is it going to bring back painful memories? | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
No, that's all behind me. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
I'll be fine. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
So maybe it's time to come off the antidepressants. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
But I'm on an even keel, so why risk it? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
So are you going to come to the redo? | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
If I'm not working. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:24 | |
And if Heston wants me to. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
We do have bridges to build. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
It's not your fault he got himself into bother. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
He thinks I should have followed his lead sooner. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
You can't be everywhere. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
And everybody has to make difficult decisions, don't they? | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
With limited resources. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
And Heston knows that. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
Ah, I see you've requisitioned the hors d'oeuvres now? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:50 | |
That is not requisitioned, I brought it myself. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
Ralph is a single malt man, | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
he chooses wine based on the picture on the label. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
What about Sophie? She seems like a woman with good taste. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
Teetotal. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:04 | |
She's not on the 12 steps, if that's what you're thinking. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
I wasn't! | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
It's all about control with Sophie. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
They seem like an unlikely couple. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
How they managed to hook up in the first place is a mystery to me. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:19 | |
How they've stayed together for 20 years is even more mysterious. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
That's an achievement these days. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
You've made short work of that Rioja. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
-I shared! -Uh-huh! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:28 | |
Oh, certainly, there we go. Enjoy! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
I'm Adam. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:42 | |
Emma. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Ah, Dr Emma Reid. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:45 | |
-Ralph told me. -Ah. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Some people name-drop celebrities, | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
with Ralph it is members of the medical profession. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
So, tell me. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
What is it like to be a GP? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
Well, it's challenging, fascinating and endlessly surprising. | 0:11:55 | 0:12:00 | |
Your turn. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Where to start? I'm a man of many parts. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
Are you? Well, maybe you should start with the edited highlights. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
OK. Architect. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Single, no kids. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
You've never been married? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
I've never met the right woman. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
Haven't you? | 0:12:17 | 0:12:18 | |
Jill and Richard hired a castle for their wedding, in Strathclyde. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
Uncle Terry, he was married, wasn't he? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
You had a girlfriend once, didn't you? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
We're not talking about me, Mother. We're talking about Uncle Terry. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
What happened to her? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:36 | |
You know what? She ran away with the circus, it was extraordinary. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:41 | |
Alasdair, why are you always alone? | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
There's nothing wrong with being single, Mother. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
You must have done something? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Yeah, of course I did. It's my fault. It's always my fault. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
You push people away. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Tell me more about your Scottish castle. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
Did you dance the Gay Gordons? | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
No, but I did a Bossa Nova with the laird! | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
I hope it works. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:13 | |
I really, really, really don't want to go through this again. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
Oh, thank you. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
I can't wait to wash the filthy creatures off me. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
Well, you say that. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:23 | |
But, did you know that they actually don't wash away? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
They lie dead under your skin. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
That's horrific! | 0:13:29 | 0:13:30 | |
I'm going to be like some walking scabies graveyard. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
The body absorbs them after a while. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
Is that supposed to make me feel better? | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
Oh, do you know, maybe it is time to step away from public service. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
It's just been one thing after another. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
What? So after all the things that you've dealt with recently, | 0:13:45 | 0:13:50 | |
you're going to let these bugs get to you? | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
Well, when you put it like that. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
We will defeat the mites. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Live another day... | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
..foster some more kids... | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
..save some more lives. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
We'll be fine. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
Mwah! | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
Of course, neutrophils are the big guns | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
of the innate immune system - | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
dashing to the rescue at the first hint of inflammation. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
Then you've got the eosinophils, | 0:14:23 | 0:14:24 | |
Now, eosinophils are another form of white blood cell. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
And without white blood cells, you know, we'd all be dead. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
Darling, we need some more wine. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
Oh, duty calls. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
It's like she's got some sort of radar | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
for picking up on Ralph-generated distress signals. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
How do you know them? | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
I met Ralph at uni. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:49 | |
We bonded over our shared infatuation with Lucy Collins. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
Lucy Collins? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:53 | |
Yeah, she was a student in our year. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
I don't think she realised we even existed. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
She left after two terms - | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
formed a rock band with one of the groundsmen. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
We never saw her again. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
Ah, young love. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
Yeah, we lost Lucy but found each other. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
He did nearly kill me once, though. Over a prawn curry. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
It was entirely accidental, so I forgave him. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
Emma, I just wanted to thank you | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
for your very perceptive comments earlier. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
I believe you'd be a really useful asset to our cause. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:23 | |
Would you consider joining the committee? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Would you excuse me. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Sorry. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:29 | |
Well... | 0:15:31 | 0:15:32 | |
Turn that frown upside down. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
What are you playing at? Just go. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
And if I don't? | 0:15:40 | 0:15:41 | |
I'll tell Ralph. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
-I doubt that. -Don't push me. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
You will not say a word, unless, of course, you want to destroy him. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:49 | |
That was a wonderful holiday. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Mother. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
What did Terry do that was so bad? | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:16:02 | 0:16:03 | |
He betrayed his country for a woman. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
Uncle Terry was a traitor?! | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
She was a Communist mole... | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
She did a thing to him. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:16 | |
What thing? | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
Well, the kind of thing that women like her | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
do to men to get their secrets out of them. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
She was a Red. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:27 | |
A Communist. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
Sorry. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:30 | |
A Soviet spy seduced Uncle Terry? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:35 | |
Well, if he hadn't had his cover blown, | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
we could all be speaking Russian by now. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
I suppose we've got Auntie Maureen to thank for that. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
That's Terry's wife? | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
Awful woman. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
Terrible snob. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
OK. So, what did Maureen the snob do | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
to save us from the Red Menace? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Well, she suspected him of having an affair, | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
so she hired a private detective. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
He traced them to this hotel where they were having their liaison. | 0:16:56 | 0:17:02 | |
Well, of course, Auntie Maureen sneaked out one night. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
And you can imagine what happened then. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
No! Tell me. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
She caught them at it. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
From what I heard, she pulled the lampstand out of the socket | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
and set about the pair of them. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
Apparently, there were these terrible screams, | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
the concierge thought they having a menage a trois. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
Menage a trois?! | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
Sorry. What was that, darling? | 0:17:26 | 0:17:27 | |
Nothing. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
I didn't know you spoke French, Mother. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
Well, I'm going to look on the bright side. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
There's a bright side to scabies? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:37 | |
Yeah. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
My counselling session will help me get through the trauma. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
Perhaps I should prioritise. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:43 | |
I have got a lot of issues. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
Do you? | 0:17:45 | 0:17:46 | |
Yeah. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:47 | |
Well, I mean, you may see a person | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
who looks completely at ease with themselves, | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
but what's going on under the surface? | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
Problems, multiplying, growing. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
One day, I will develop an existential itch | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
and then it'll be too late. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:01 | |
That's why you're having counselling? | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Well, I don't want to get stuck on medication, | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
when I could just nip it in the bud with a nice little chat. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
You do know you can talk to me? | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
You don't really have the training. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:11 | |
As a friend, Valerie. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:12 | |
There was something, actually. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:15 | |
Do you know? | 0:18:17 | 0:18:18 | |
This is the second year that I haven't received a Valentine's card. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
Ricky Delaine forgot again. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
Probably busy with his world tour... | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
We had a brilliant girls' night in. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
Yeah, we did. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:29 | |
But it just feels like it's been so long | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
since anyone even noticed that I exist. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
Enjoying the party? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:45 | |
Yes, very much. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
It's, well, it's always nice to come and meet some new faces. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
Adam? | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
Yes. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:53 | |
He can be quite intoxicating. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Well, we do seem to be getting on rather well. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Don't fall for it. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
I'm sorry? | 0:19:00 | 0:19:01 | |
He'll ruin your life. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
Adam destroys women - I didn't see it till it was too late. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:08 | |
Excuse me. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:10 | |
Let me get you a glass of wine. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
No, thank you. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:18 | |
A cocktail, then? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:19 | |
No, I've had enough alcohol for one evening. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
In fact, I should be going. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
Well, I'll walk you. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
No. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:27 | |
Ohh, Sophie. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
-What did she say? -It doesn't matter. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Oh, but it does. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
-Don't I get a chance to defend myself? -Excuse me. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
I really would like to know what I've been accused of. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
All right, look. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:42 | |
It's none of my business who you sleep with, | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
but your best friend's wife?! | 0:19:44 | 0:19:45 | |
They found her two days later, on some waste ground | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
behind Charing Cross Station. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
-Dead? -Alive. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
In a trunk. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:00 | |
She was never the same after. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:01 | |
What happened to Uncle Terry? | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
Oh, the Russians smuggled him and his mistress | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
out of the country in a submarine. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
It sailed right up the Solent! Can you imagine? | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
The Ruskies, in our midst. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
It's a wonder we weren't all murdered in our beds. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
He took several important documents with him. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
It was a terrible scandal. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
"The submarine sailed up the Solent | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
"to collect its human cargo from a rendezvous at Stokes Bay." | 0:20:29 | 0:20:35 | |
That's what I said. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
I've shocked you, haven't I? | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
No. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
No, I'm not shocked, Mum. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:44 | |
You are. I can tell. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
I shouldn't have told you Uncle Terry was a traitor. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
But I'm glad you did. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
Is it true? | 0:20:54 | 0:20:55 | |
Of course not. How many times? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
Sophie? | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
Yeah? | 0:21:02 | 0:21:03 | |
I know. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:06 | |
You're having an affair. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
No! | 0:21:08 | 0:21:09 | |
Everything makes sense now. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
You've been acting so strangely. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Darling, please. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
There is nothing going on between me and Adam. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
Then why did she say that? | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
I'm so sorry, I must have misunderstood. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
Come on, Prof. Get a grip. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
Tell me! | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
It wasn't me, it was Kate. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
Kate? What? You mean our Kate! | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
You've known her since she was a kid! | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
She's 19, old enough to sleep with whoever she wants. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
So you're the one who got her pregnant, and then dumped her. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:42 | |
It takes two. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
She tried to kill herself! | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
Kate has mental health issues - you know that. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Shellfish! | 0:21:56 | 0:21:57 | |
My jacket? | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
Can you call an ambulance? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:01 | |
Have you got any adrenaline with you? | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
Coat pocket. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
I'll get it. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:07 | |
It's karma. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:11 | |
The whole Barry debacle must have racked up some very bad vibes. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
My whole love-life is cursed | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
because I ripped out his heart and stomped on it in front of witnesses. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
It is not karma. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
The whole online dating thing, now, that was a disaster. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
Well, you can't let that put you off. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
You've got to stay positive. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
Do you think I'm unlovable? | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
Of course not! | 0:22:34 | 0:22:35 | |
You'll probably move back in with Emma, now you're speaking again. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
Where did that come from? | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
I'm happy here. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
Oh, you found it? Good. Sophie, | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
-give me the pen. -No. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
What? If Adam doesn't get that, he could die. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
I hope he does. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
My daughter, Kate. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:00 | |
She was happy, doing well at uni, until he... | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
She's barely functioning. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:09 | |
Look, what's happened to Kate is awful. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
But this isn't the way to deal with it. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
Please, Sophie. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:15 | |
We haven't got time for this. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
OK, you should feel the effects of the adrenaline soon. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:27 | |
Ralph, do you want to show your guests out? | 0:23:27 | 0:23:31 | |
Yes, of course. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:32 | |
How are you feeling? | 0:23:36 | 0:23:37 | |
Who's asking? Emma or Dr Reid? | 0:23:37 | 0:23:41 | |
I'm hunky-dory, Doctor. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:42 | |
When you leave this house, I never want to see or hear from you again. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:49 | |
Stop acting like the injured party - you just tried to kill me. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:53 | |
He enjoyed his trip to Russia so much, | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
he stayed and retrained as a submarine captain. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:02 | |
That's right. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:03 | |
Brezhnev built him his own dacha. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
He had a submarine port at the bottom of the garden. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
And he used to take the kids on a trip down the Volga. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
I'd forgotten there were kids. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
What were they called, I wonder? | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
They were called, they were called Vladimir and Olga. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:21 | |
Vladimir became a politician. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
And Olga, she was a very strong gymnast. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
Uncle Terry was very sporty as a young man. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
SHE YAWNS | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
Mum, I've worn you out. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
Why don't you have a cup of cocoa and get an early night? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
I think I will. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
I do go on. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
I hope you weren't bored. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
Bored? After that tsunami of a revelation? | 0:24:46 | 0:24:50 | |
Mum, you take my breath away. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:54 | |
LAUGHS: Oh, you are funny, Alasdair. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
Right, I'm signing off now. Make sure you check under the bed. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:02 | |
For Reds! | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
Night, night. Mwah! | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:25:09 | 0:25:10 | |
Uncle Terry, if your life was half as exciting as that... | 0:25:11 | 0:25:17 | |
..I imagine you were quite a chap. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
Na zdorovie to you, comrade. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
That's presuming you're still around. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
Mum's happy, that's the most important thing. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
So why didn't you tell me? | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
Kate begged me not to. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
I was afraid something like this might happen. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:01 | |
And now he's ruined all of our lives. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
He's not involving the police. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:07 | |
So... | 0:26:07 | 0:26:08 | |
..I guess it's down to you, then. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
I should be going home. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
To be honest with you, this is an evening that I would rather forget. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:20 | |
Wow. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
You are so good at treats. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
Oh, thank you! | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
And you're thanking me? | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
Well, for appreciating my efforts. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
Do you know? Only women do that. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
Men take everything for granted. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
Sometimes I think I should go down the bi route, like Emma. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
Really? | 0:26:45 | 0:26:46 | |
Well, it would double the opportunity for a relationship. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:50 | |
Valerie, if you want to meet someone, | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
you've just got to get out there, that's all. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
I'm not going to go man shopping on my own. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
-Well, I'm up for it. -Yeah? -Yeah. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
Look at her. We are gorgeous. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
Who could refuse! | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
-Hot. -Mm. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
Didn't you do work experience with us at the Mill? | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
Why would you do work experience at a health centre | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
if you always wanted to be a vet? | 0:27:24 | 0:27:25 | |
In that case, whatever you're selling, I don't want it. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:29 | |
-Did Ashley cheat on you? -No. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
So, why are you so worried about seeing him? | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
-How are my windows? -They need a bit of TLC. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:37 | |
You need to improve the thermal gain. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 |